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Gaming / Re: How Much Does A Ps3 Cost? by viclee009: 9:38pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
$399.99 + tax |
Jokes Etc / Re: Computer Maths Puzzle by viclee009: 9:37pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
the answer is 3263442 |
Politics / Re: Obama In Nigeria, Oh Sorry, Ghana! by viclee009: 7:47pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
why? Obama does not want to be part of a corrupt, govt that cheats her people, rouge president, senators, and voodoo idiots parading themselves as leaders of the people . only the average Nigerians are honest to cast their vote which is of course change by Mr fix it & co. is that what the president of the God blessed United States of America wants to identify with no disrespect to my fellow poor Nigerians. Shame on Nigeria politicians and currupt leaders. I personally like this slap in their faces from Obama . |
Politics / Re: Governors Abandon States For Abuja, Lagos, Abroad by viclee009: 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Don't be surprise people. what can one say about inhuman, irresponsible, lowlife scums who call themselves Nigeria state Governors. I bet they are out everywhere getting drunk and fucking their daughters age in hotels or brothels while their poor wives live in fear of them bringing AIDS home to them. Way to go SCUM BAGS. Steal all the money and die of AIDS or better still explodidities |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by viclee009: 2:04pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
My Parents are from edo state but I live in the US where I was born. I have been to Nigeria 6 times. Holla at me viclee009@yahoo.com 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Emirates Airline Paints Nigeria Bad On Their Website by viclee009: 6:44pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
Emirates airline is simply telling the truth. These are woes suffered by many in the past. The truth hurts but must be told. If we want good publicity, we have to work for it. For all the Nigerian out there doing these things congratulations, you are the ones responsible for this mess I hope die of jedijedi for making us look bad |
Travel / Re: Emirates Airline Paints Nigeria Bad On Their Website by viclee009: 6:42pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
Emirates airline is simply telling the truth. These are woes suffered by many in the past. The truth hurts but must be told. If we want good publicity, we have to work for it. For all the Nigerian out there doing these things congratulations, you are the ones responsible for this mess I hope die of jedijedi for making us look bad |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Think You're Smart? by viclee009: 6:32pm On May 22, 2009 |
the answer is RAIN. |
Culture / Re: Any Esan In The House? by viclee009: 3:53pm On May 18, 2009 |
Yes I am Esan person residing in the United States from Uromi. You ca reach me at viclee009@yahoo.com |
Family / Re: They Want Him To Marry A Dead Girl by viclee009: 8:11pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
in that case the girls family should get the dead girl to say I DO with her mounth during the ceremony. |
Family / Re: My Husband Slapped Me Twice And Now He's Not Talking To Me by viclee009: 5:06pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
accept my sympathy. i will give you this advice from a man's propective. first telling your husband that he stinks was absolutely wrong on your part. there are ways to tell your huaband to take a shower. it's not what you said, but how you said it. My friends girl friend once told him one day that they won't eat dinner until he honor her by joining her in the shower. they both went and took shower together and ended up having a w i l d time at the bathroom. it might have turned into a fiansco had she used your approach. also when you are pregnant, your sense of smell heightened as well as other sensory perception. Your Pride does not justiy killing an innocent child, a blessing from God to solve your marriage problem. My dear lady. apologise to your husband. forget the modernism and ill advised philosophy of our decaying era of so called sexual equallity. Your ability to resolve personal differences determine the kind of family you will eventually have. Your pride and dignity comes from your husband. the day you married him was the day you lay down your pride and dignity on his feet. remember this; "When you think to take determination of your fate into your own hands, that is the moment you can be crushed. Be cautious. Allow for surprises. When we create, there are always other forces at work". Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. he was wrong in slapping you on the other hand. please freedom from marriage to him will only lead you into the wrong hands. Be well adviced. |
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by viclee009: 11:01pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Dem, she must have been around the block |
Romance / Re: I Want To Cast A Spell : Can Anyone Help by viclee009: 6:31pm On Mar 10, 2009 |
Yes I know how u can cast a goood spell. fast everyday from 6am to 6pm for 9 days and ask God to forgive you for attempting to harm one of his children. Try it it works all the time. |
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheated On Me by viclee009: 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
u r right he deserve a 2nd chance. give him two of ur beautiful friends and i bet he will never cheat again. |
Romance / Re: Can You Wash Her Undies by viclee009: 8:56pm On Mar 03, 2009 |
u must be under luv voodoo. washing a woman's underwear is not a sign of luv. u pussy. some women wants to know how much they can make an ass out of u. be a man; wash her pussy too before she go to work and wash it every time she pee . love my ass. don't u know where to draw the line? |
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheated On Me by viclee009: 5:47pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
Well what can one say? He might be a sex addict in which case he needs help. also remember that there are women out there who will take advantage of a man not because they love the man but just for treats. I suggest counseling with a professional. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Becomes the 44th American President: Anything For The Black Nations? by viclee009: 6:12pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
Come on people, Obama's victory is a symbol of the bridge of equality everywhere. Africa leaders should learn from this election that God can bring about change and hope through the poor. And, they should stop trading bullets for ballots and let the voice of the people be heard and the truth prevail. This is a victory for all young people around the world that if they do the right thing, they too can bring about change. Let's keep Barack Obama the president elect of the great united States, the big brother of other countries in our prayers that the change for a peaceful world we all want is realised and that other countries learn from this peaceful revolution and do what is right for the benefit and welfare of their people. History have been rewritten; the chain of racism, hatred, disunity and distrust has been broken by God our merciful father himself. Let us be proud because the agents of racism and hatred have been crucified on mountain of love, peace, unity and endurance. Godbless the human race. |
Family / Re: Your Spouse Gets You A Life Insurance Policy Behind Your Back by viclee009: 2:55pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
have tou ever heard of people killing their spouses to lay their greedy hands on all that sweet insurance dough? wake up my friends, don't let sentimentallity blind you to reality. if your spouse have no hidden motive, why take out insurance on you without your consent or approval making him or herself the sole beneficiary? free honey is sweet, so is millions of dollars. IF YOUR SPOUSE TAKES OUT INSURANCE ON YOUR LIFE WITHOUT YOUR PRIOR CONSENT, DITCH THE BASTARD OR KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE BEFORE YOUR TIME |
Politics / Re: 21bn LNG Scam: FBI Storm Abuja by viclee009: 5:44pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
My people, e don happen dem do carry birds go givr cats |
Religion / Re: What If Obama Is The Anti-Christ? by viclee009: 7:16pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
yea yea yea and do you know he is also black? do you know those rats with pointed nose are from oyibo land too? what can I say why shouldn't the First black man capable of winning U.S presidency be the Anti-christ. I bet Napoleon and Hitler were just doing Gods will. |
Religion / Re: Help! I Wish To Know If Trully Homosexuality Is A Sin by viclee009: 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
yes folasky we are in a world of freedom not insanity. ass is meant for shitting not f--king don't you remember sodom and her brother gommorah? God was so please with them and set them on fire to teach others what happens if they persist. homosexuality and lesbianism in itself is detrimental to human beings' integrity. If you have the inkling of any, RUN ! RUN!! RUN!!! because there is already fire on the mountain. before you are calamari; God have the source and HE is not afraid to use it. |
Politics / Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by viclee009: 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
What do you expect in a country where nothing works? The Northern states are right, in the absence of oil, what will be the next bone of contemption? labeling other Nigerians as parasites is plain wrong because the issue is not the northern states but the mis-management, theft and corruption of the so called Nigeria leaders to say the least. All nigerians despite our ethnicity must see other Nigerians as our brothers and sisters. We must unite as one because we are all in the same boat. |
Jokes Etc / True Friendship by viclee009: 5:35pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4. |
Politics / Should Obasanjo Be Investigated For Corruption? by viclee009: 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
WHO SAY ABACHA, IBB, AND OBASANJO HAVE NOTHING INCOMMON, IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT AND ON GOING PROBE OF THE NIGERIA HOUSE OF REP, SHOULD OBASANJO BE PROBED? |
Politics / Re: Osunbor Gives Oshiomhole 48-hrs To Produce Missing Commissioner by viclee009: 10:30pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
what do u expect from osunbor after being disgraced? as far as i am concern, osunbor may be behind the whole the kidnapping to draw peoples attention away him. don't sweat it people, the truth will be out soon. ha aha ha |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Has Stretch Marks? by viclee009: 6:03pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
WE ALL LOOK GOOD UNTIL WE TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES!!! WHAT DO U EXPECT PEOPLE? SOMETHING HAVE TO GIVE WHEN U ARE MAKING BABIES. |
Religion / Re: The Pre-existence Of Christ. by viclee009: 7:34pm On Jan 06, 2008 |
My dear friends it is undisputed fact that our Lord Jesus Christ is not merely a prophet but the only begotten Son of God, who both suffer, died and resurrected. it is a mortal crime in my belief to compare him a Creator to a mere creation. To Christians: THE BURDEN OF PROOF REMAIN WITH THOSE OF OTHER FAITHS, THE END WILL TELL. OUR LORD THROUGH UNCOUNTABLE MIRACLES, APPARITIONS, LOCUTIONS, INSPIRATIONS, AND INNER PROMPTING OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS MADE IT CLEAR AS THE UNDISPUTED MASTER AND LORD OF ALL. WE AS THE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST DO NOT NEED TO SUICIDE OURSELVES TO MAKE OUR POINT. WE PREACH AND SHOW LOVE AS DID OUR MASTER. To none believers: IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO RE-EXAMINE YOUR POSITION AND THINK OF ETERNITY. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by viclee009: 10:02pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
what can one say? Not all Nigeria women or girls are lonely, some of the anal retentive ones see themselves as God's gift to men and are prone to forgetting who they are and where they came from. |
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