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Family › Re: Funny Questions Kids Ask And Your Response by vicoloni(m): 11:11pm On Feb 09, 2012
i went to pick my younger son from school today in the company of a female friend. On sighting her, he gave a wry smile and asked 'daddy is this the new aunty you bought for me? I like her and i want to play with her'!
He is just 4 years old. shocked
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati V. Dele Momodu by vicoloni(m): 3:55pm On Feb 07, 2012
wow! i cant believe my eyes. i used to have tremendous respect for those two especially rubicon labati. shame.
Politics › Michelle Obama Did 25 Push-ups On Degeneres Show, How Many Can Our Dame Do by vicoloni(op): 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2012
I saw Michelle do a 25 push-ups as against Ellen's 20 on Ellen DeGeneres show and wondered if our dame patience could muster even one,
Properties › Re: Clearance Sale, One Plot @ Elepe Ikorodu by vicoloni(op): 11:10pm On Jan 29, 2012
@ADEBYTE, thanks for showing interest. the title is omo onile original reciept. Last price is 480k. I can assure you the property will be grabbed before end of February because a plot in this area is now 1.2m.

You'll thank and pray for me if you land this awoof deal. I would have bought it but am already a landlord in the area so i want to divest my interest to other areas.

Cheers.
Properties › Clearance Sale, One Plot @ Elepe Ikorodu by vicoloni(op): 7:02pm On Jan 27, 2012
A friend is in dire need of cash hence wants to sell a plot at a give away price of 500k. The plot of land is situated in Oko filling, Bagidan along Ijede road. Original documents are available.

08065344562
victoroniyire@yahoo.co.uk
Properties › Plots Of Land For Sale @ Offin Ikorodu by vicoloni(op): 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2012
I bought the present site where my personal house is situated for 350K in 2009. The plot besides my house was bought a month ago by an Alhaji for N1.2M!

The area is called Ginti, along Ijede road in Ikorodu. This is to let you know that property appreciates with time. Are you waiting till you can afford to buy a plot of land at Ajah? You may wait till eternity.

I have plots of land for sale @ Offin in Ikorodu at just N700K. This same property was N250K per plot wayback in 2009!

You do not need to worry about omo oniles as this amount includes omo onile's fee. No agency fee and you buy directly from the Oloffin Baale.

I can give you upto 10% discount if you buy more than one plot.

Congratulations.

08065344562
victoroniyire@yahoo.co.uk
Politics › Re: Historical Video Documentaries Of 1st Republic Elections And All Candidates. by vicoloni(m): 12:30pm On Jan 25, 2012
Northernisation policy of the then Sardauna, a script still playing out till today thru BH
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Bishop David Oyedepo? by vicoloni(m): 9:20pm On Dec 26, 2011
@Nimshi, you are a dead man. All the curses pronounced upon you by Meldrick shall come to pass except you confess openly in that same church and ask God for forgiveness.

Even if the man of God made a mistake by slapping that girl, you have all made your points but why the continued rantings by his critics? You guys have forgotten that this is a man that has used his privileges to build 2 world acclaimed universities in Nigeria in the space of 10 years with another one on the way?

How many have your father built?

You all criticise this man just because of jealousy?

Nimshi, you are dead.

I joined winners chapel 14 years ago as a pauper with no hope. He taught me bible faith. Today, am a millionaire trying to emulate him by impacting lives positively.

Nimshi, you are dead! except you repent and apologize openly.
Celebrities › Re: First Lady Michelle Obama Wants To Be Reincarnated As A Dog by vicoloni(m): 9:32pm On Dec 25, 2011
@ogugua88, its only in civilised countries that dogs are pampered. In Nigeria, dogs are peppered. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Harry And His Wife by vicoloni(m): 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2011
nice one
Christianity Etc › Re: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by vicoloni(m): 9:33pm On Dec 17, 2011
THANK GOD, JESUS TOO WAS CALLED THE PRINCE OF BELZEBUB.

I wonder if you guys ever read the portion of the bible where Jesus flogged people buying and selling in inside the temple of worship. What do you say about that?
Jokes Etc › Re: Play This Funny Game by vicoloni(m): 10:32pm On Nov 30, 2011
Victor is RUKIMICHIMOSHI
Politics › Whats Gej Doing With Agege Bread In Fec Meeting? by vicoloni(op): 10:28pm On Nov 30, 2011
Governance has been turned to something else. I saw GEJ on a local TV brandishing a loaf of agege bread during today's FEC meeting. I missed out his point on that action pls can anyone who saw what I saw inform us of his motive?
Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by vicoloni(m): 10:37pm On Nov 26, 2011
Politics › Re: Nominate Your Worst Politician Of The Past 5 Decade by vicoloni(m): 6:43pm On Nov 17, 2011
Oju-iku
Alao Alakala (bad dream)

soo funny
Christianity Etc › Re: Major False Prophets In Nigeria - Must Watch Video added to last page of article by vicoloni(m): 10:23am On Oct 24, 2011
@ Poster, So your own ministry is to unravel fake men of God? Your video appeals to emotions but not to the spirit. Well, Oyedepo happens to be my pastor, I give heavily and am getting more blessed so I dont get you.
Those that give to them and their ministries, do you know their motive and faith level?

Only by faith is good report gotten. My faith is to God and not men so my giving yields His blessings. Just be careful ok?
Family › Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by vicoloni(m): 10:25pm On Oct 19, 2011
owu gal, i really detest your showman attitude. For even calling her 'omo odo' you are not better than a localized racist. Give her all the gifts in the world, she'll still be indifferent as long as u have a madam/omo odo attitude towards her.
Politics › Must A Soldier Always Stand Behind Gej When Speaking In Public by vicoloni(op): 11:17pm On Oct 13, 2011
I saw a soldier with heavily starched uniform standing behind GEJ at the presidential retreat with captains of industries INSIDE ASO ROCK. Must someone stand behind public figures in Nigeria when making speeches?

I have seen Obama, Ban ki Moon, Cameron, etc speak in public but I never see a force man standing like mumu behind them. Is Nigeria still a police state?

The mumu soldier now will be parading himself about as an important person in town, cheesy

No mind me o am just musing ni o.
Politics › Re: Akala And Daniel Received A Hero's Welcome In Court by vicoloni(op): 10:02am On Oct 13, 2011
@Ileke idi even if you have all the passport to all the countries of the world, your home still remains nigeria, the land where anything, i say anything is possible.
Politics › Akala And Daniel Received A Hero's Welcome In Court by vicoloni(op): 11:01pm On Oct 12, 2011
Akala And Daniel's Heroic Welcome In Court Makes Stealing Appealing

NIGERIA. Land of possibilities. A land where villains are idolized and men of virtue are villified. I saw how Akala's and Daniel's arrival in court was heralded by 'rankadede' chants by ignoble Nigerians.
One will almost think its a chieftaincy title award ceremony. Why wont people steal?
NIGERIA.
Literature › Re: Joke Silva To Produce Chinua Achebe’s "Man of the People" by vicoloni(m): 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2011
I respect Joke Silver a lot but I think the only person that can do justice to this classical story is no other person than TUNDE KELANI !
Business › Re: Bank Loan Or Bank Guarantee- Which Is Better by vicoloni(op): 10:55am On Sep 16, 2011
Thanks a lot. I gained something.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Rat Bite At Night by vicoloni(m): 10:08am On Sep 16, 2011
those are boko haram rats! beware.
Business › Re: Bank Loan Or Bank Guarantee- Which Is Better by vicoloni(op): 9:48am On Sep 16, 2011
I want to acquire a luxury boat to expand my commercial boating business but do not have the cash. I approached a bank for help. They advised i get a loan to finance it but am sceptical about that prospect. i just need an expose on bank guarantee and how i can possibly use it to achieve my goal.
thanks.
Business › Bank Loan Or Bank Guarantee- Which Is Better by vicoloni(op): 4:50pm On Sep 15, 2011
Can any experienced NLander advise on which is better between bank loan and bank guarantee in financing a new biz transaction.
Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Rumors In Nigeria: Best Nigerian Rumours So Far? by vicoloni(m): 4:13pm On Sep 15, 2011
That you unwittingly invite snakes whenever you whistle in the night. I still tell such tales to my children so that they wont disturb my siesta! May God forgive my mum  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Killer Recharge Card by vicoloni(m): 4:01pm On Sep 15, 2011
Nice one> i just reposted the message to all my BB contacts and just substituted poster's email address with my phone No. One mugu has just asked me if the phone no belongs to FBI !
THIS THING FIT FETCH MAN FREE RECHARGE CARDS O
Politics › Oshiomole Ordered The Arrest Of A Retired General Live On TV by vicoloni(op): 11:38pm On Sep 14, 2011
My Respect For Adams Oshiomole Has Disappeared Over Tv Drama

I watched on STV @10 tonight how Guv. Oshiomole ordered the arrest of the Chairman, Task Force on Illegal buildings, a retired Major General, for daring to demolish buildings belonging to former Guv. Ogbemudia! I couldnt believe my eyes I mean how the Guv. conducted an on-the spot interrogation of the man and ordered his immediate arrest in the full glare of the public, press and some foreign guests!
Trust Nigerian policemen, they hurriedly handcuffed the man and pushed him into an open van like a criminal.

QUESTIONS ARE: 1) Why did Oshiomole appoint him if he knew he wasnt competent for the job 2) Would he have responded in same way if the felled buildings belonged to 'ordinary' citizens 3) Where is the rule of law? Fine he has the powers of arrest but why should the man be treated like a common criminal before being found guilty by a court of law?

Na wah oooooooo. I FEEL SO ASHAMED AT WHAT OUR FORMER LABOUR LEADER DID TODAY!!!
Romance › Re: Help Zone: Toasting Line by vicoloni(m): 9:20pm On Sep 06, 2011
Die!

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