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@Ileke idi even if you have all the passport to all the countries of the world, your home still remains nigeria, the land where anything, i say anything is possible.

Akala And Daniel's Heroic Welcome In Court Makes Stealing Appealing

NIGERIA. Land of possibilities. A land where villains are idolized and men of virtue are villified. I saw how Akala's and Daniel's arrival in court was heralded by 'rankadede' chants by ignoble Nigerians.
One will almost think its a chieftaincy title award ceremony. Why wont people steal?
NIGERIA.

Thanks a lot. I gained something.

those are boko haram rats! beware.

I want to acquire a luxury boat to expand my commercial boating business but do not have the cash. I approached a bank for help. They advised i get a loan to finance it but am sceptical about that prospect. i just need an expose on bank guarantee and how i can possibly use it to achieve my goal.
thanks.

Can any experienced NLander advise on which is better between bank loan and bank guarantee in financing a new biz transaction.
Thanks.

That you unwittingly invite snakes whenever you whistle in the night. I still tell such tales to my children so that they wont disturb my siesta! May God forgive my mum  

Nice one> i just reposted the message to all my BB contacts and just substituted poster's email address with my phone No. One mugu has just asked me if the phone no belongs to FBI !
THIS THING FIT FETCH MAN FREE RECHARGE CARDS O

My Respect For Adams Oshiomole Has Disappeared Over Tv Drama

I watched on STV @10 tonight how Guv. Oshiomole ordered the arrest of the Chairman, Task Force on Illegal buildings, a retired Major General, for daring to demolish buildings belonging to former Guv. Ogbemudia! I couldnt believe my eyes I mean how the Guv. conducted an on-the spot interrogation of the man and ordered his immediate arrest in the full glare of the public, press and some foreign guests!
Trust Nigerian policemen, they hurriedly handcuffed the man and pushed him into an open van like a criminal.

QUESTIONS ARE: 1) Why did Oshiomole appoint him if he knew he wasnt competent for the job 2) Would he have responded in same way if the felled buildings belonged to 'ordinary' citizens 3) Where is the rule of law? Fine he has the powers of arrest but why should the man be treated like a common criminal before being found guilty by a court of law?

Na wah oooooooo. I FEEL SO ASHAMED AT WHAT OUR FORMER LABOUR LEADER DID TODAY!!!

Die!

After dem don award prizes finish Ibime come they over vascillate. Shaaaarap!

all them yansh go soon open. we are praying

Reduction in inflation index is good news but a president taking credit for the achievement is worrisome. Its common knowledge that aunty Iweala has been working hard behind the scenes.

Uncle Jona that was cheap jor.

Sterling Bank have just acquired ETB. Confirmed! You heard it first here!!

Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

The 'Second Class' pass, pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'.

The 'Third Class' pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

Last, but not the least, The 'Failures' join the underworld and control all the above.

@702, your post succintly describes the fact!

GO AND WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY SHARP SHARP! Remember savannah bank and be wise. The hurried way the 'bridging' of those banks was done suggests sinister motive. A word is enough.

This happened today and was comfirmed by Channels TV. Though there is allegedly no casualties but trust 9ja soldiers, they started shooting indiscriminately into the air after the incident.

try moi moi wt sugarcane. na bliss!

[b]HATERS OF OYEDEPO BACK OFF! For God sake do you expect the man of God to know everything the students do? Am pretty sure he wasnt aware that D'Banj was invited to perform probably till he got to the venue of the event!
Do you expect him to just sit there and watch D'banj turn d stage to planet one? He did what every good parents will do.

BE CAREFUL!!![/b]

I remember when I was a corps member serving in Nassarawa, blocks of flats were given to the corpers free of charge. I remember how beautiful near-fulani girls will come around every weekend to cook for us F.O.C and some will even offer to do our laundry. Sme other things are also offered which i will not mention.

Sadly, reverse is the case nowadays. People now look at corpers with pity because an average corper could be hacked down any moment for silly reasons,

Please share your experience as a youth corper in the good old days!

This is a pointer that 9ja has reached the highest level of decadence. Tell me, if the school authorities decides to slash school fees to its original amount, who bears the brunt of the burnt and damaged properties i.e school buses, SUG Sec, etc?
We dont want fight in the village yet the village head sells marijuana and his wife sells ogogoro!

Wise Students!

I have 2 Generators I use round the clock every day and 1 PHCN as backup!

LMAO How very true.

Lagos Lagoon, Nigeria Niger, Boko Haram Buka, Awhat Awhop Akuwarapa! Nonsense!!

Does any one have the latest news?

He should go and stop Boko Haram first then we'll listen to his advise

all of una try well well. my final comment be say 'THERE SHOULD BE NO RANCOUR OVER CREATION OF ISLAMIC BANKING. LET EVERY INTEREST GROUP GO AND ESTABLISH THEIR OWN TYPE OF BANKING. HOWEVER, THERE SHALL BE WAR IF CBN REFUSE TO GRANT LICENSE'

Summarry of the banks you all mentioned:

1. Oya Bank Plc
2. Ebora Inu Igbo Bank Plc ( i find this hilarious)
3. Amadioha Bank
4. Sango Olukoso Bank
5. Sanpona Bank
6. Ekwensu Bank
7. Esu Bank ( where u deposit ur firstborn n collect N10M lol)
8. Chop Clean Mouth Bank
9. Chop make I chop Bank
10. E.t.c Banks

Oya be more creative!

This shall be followed up by AIYELALA Banking by the Riverine states.