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Politics / Re: Buhari And The "Hailing Hailers" - Majeed Dahiru by vigasimple(m): 4:45pm On Jul 07, 2016
Reyginus:
That's the simple and logical truth. But the article only makes sense to simple and logical people. The majority of Nigerians exhibit a complex level of stupidity. This is not an insult.

To some persons, this country began to exist sixteen years ago. The more complex(in stupidity) take it down to 6 years forgetting that the targeted clueless one only reigned for 5 years. Propaganda is an Art of War. A very powerful one because the Animal(victim) thinks he's in control.

These are the products of a dysfunctional system of Education. A country where Education and Educating is viewed on the Ability to Pass Exams and people rewarded by this Ability and not what they do with it afterwards.

It's education. If you can educate people to your taste they can easily work with you. This is the internet. If people cannot make use of their brains I wonder why it's also difficult to research using the internet. I take it back. That's a paradox.

Like Reno Omokri posited, the best way to shut up a habitual complainant is to ask him for solutions The current man is not willing to answer that yet.

GBAM. Thank you. May the Lord increase your understanding and wisdom.

Nigerians are comedian, that is why they are being led by a comedian and stark economic illiterate.

The world is laughing at us that in 2015, Buhari is the candidate 'elected' to lead 170 millions people with at least 1 million sound mind.

Our major problem is not corruption BUT Mental laziness especially by our youth.
Politics / Re: NNPC Is Now 'northern Nigeria Petroleum Company' - Nigerians Slam Buhari by vigasimple(m): 12:32pm On Jul 05, 2016
TippyTop:
Buhari never disappoints, from 1984 till date Buhari has always being fighting for the north.
You'd be living in a fools paradise if you expect Buhari's nepotism to subside now.

Actually, Buhari and the Born to rule Fulani masters are just using the name of the North for their own agenda.

There are several tribes in the North and Fulani are only 7% but has 99% control not only over Hausas but the rest of Nigeria. They simply use religion to deceive and blackmail the North to submission and violence against the Christian's population.

99% of Nigerians don't know this. What corruption is Buhari fighting when he himself is the chairman of corruption.

Ask yourself, in a country of over 170 millions people, are there not many millions more qualified than Buhari?

But, He is a Fulani man and 'they are BORN TO RULE'

We have had 10 President in this country, and 4 are Fulani. It is not an accident but deliberate.

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Politics / Re: Katsina Middle School Classmates Of Buhari Visit Him by vigasimple(m): 3:34am On Jul 04, 2016
donmaxman:


Frankly speaking in a country where things work bubu work not even get work as a janitor. A guy who forged WAEC and said he knows nothing about economics or business management is given the most important job in Nigeria.He has to manage the Nigerian economy at this moment of recession. Frankly speaking the country is doomed. A country where boasting of lack of economic managerial skills and relationship management skills becomes a thing of pride for the president where ignorance becomes bliss.


G W H BUSH comes to mind. An equal economic illiterate. According to Warren Buffet, America was saved because of her well established structure and the private sector.

Economy and the market will always gives you a thumb up or down whatever your policies, action or inaction. Buhari thinks he can command the market like a military or even civilian zombies!

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Politics / Re: Absolute Immunity Is No Longer Allowed Under The Law- Falana Tells Saraki by vigasimple(m): 2:59pm On Jul 03, 2016
Reyginus:
Is this what the law says or we want to bend the laws? They are going to destroy this ailing democracy. This Falana is really a stooge.

If we can abuse the law because we want to create a lawful state that means we've lost any idea of what the law really is in the first place.

It's like Jungle Justice on a man who stole on the streets. Justice is not just an end to the means but both the means and end must be just.

GBAM. Thank you.

Is bubu who has committed perjury in relation to his school certificates now will be arrested and prosecuted just ignoring his constitutional rights to immunity?

APC should stop bending rules to favour them.

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Politics / Re: What Can Nigeria Learn From The BREXIT Debacle? by vigasimple(m): 3:47pm On Jul 01, 2016
OP should stop comparing Apples with Oranges in trying to defend a discredited 'one Nigeria' scam.

Nigeria is not making progress as things stand. True federalism or regional power devolution will make this country much better.

Brexit is the British equivalent of Nigeria pulling out of Ecowas.

As it is power is greatly devolved between the 4 componets part of the UK

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Looks Totally Beautiful In New Photos by vigasimple(m): 10:52am On Jun 25, 2016
harizonal123:
Y is this lady hand always on top her PP. Is she trying to send some kind of message...? kiss

Marketing for 'a loaded maga' to ask her to marry him.

She is igbo lady, you must be ready for international bride price paid in dollars to in laws and family.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi At Maryland Grand Ball - See Photos by vigasimple(m): 6:57pm On Jun 19, 2016
ziddy:
What is the essence of this unending media jamboree? Besides who administers the town while he's out there visiting friends and touring the world?

It seems this man does not fully comprehend the gravity of his new status as the Oonirisha. . . .

You are actually wrong. He is marketing the Yoruba culture and if you have followed him since he became the King, he has being seeking for investors to come to Ife, Yoruba land specifically and Nigeria in general.

He doesn't go abroad and say that 'we are all criminals'.

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Politics / Re: FG Charges Saraki And Ekweremadu With Forgery by vigasimple(m): 10:01am On Jun 18, 2016
chukzyblingz:
Buhari is shameless. he also has a more serious case of forgery hanging on his neck

Actually, it is PERJURY. For lying under oath that he has waec certificates with the Secretary of the Military board when he didn't sit for any exams and also in the process obtain doubtful copy of result.

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Politics / Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe: "Buhari Never Sat For WASC" by vigasimple(m): 3:54pm On Jun 11, 2016
bestestgirl:
As far as I am concerned, the mere fact that the lawyers abandoned the main case and started pursuing technicalities about serving in abuja instead of kaduna shows that the president has something to hide. No one wants to spend on lawyers fees, so an innocent man wouuld want to dispense with any case against him speedily.
The president's lawyers instead have chosen to come and contest that he should have been served in kaduna (despite that a court granted that he be served in abuja at the APC HQ), now that the court has dismissed that frivolous suit, instead of them to now face the real issue, they are still planning to go to the appeal court and even the supreme Court just to contest being served court summons in abuja and not kaduna.
It speaks volumes. And as far as I am concerned, Buhari is guilty.
GBAM. Thank you.

This is where Saraki borrow his tactics from.

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Politics / Re: PDP National Caretaker Committee Takes Over Following Handover Ceremony. Photos by vigasimple(m): 2:53pm On Jun 07, 2016
Whether it is PDP or another party or coalition of all other parties, we need a strong and vibrant opposition.

APCSHIT is a party you use for your political science thesis.

They redefine cluelessnes.

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NYSC / Re: Federal Government Denies Scrapping NYSC Scheme by vigasimple(m): 11:37am On Jun 06, 2016
wins18:
At the point of death a man, Tom Smith, called his children and after praying for them, he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do.

The youngest child, Immaculate, a female, looked at others and yelled,
"Daddy, its unfortunate you are dying without a penny in your bank account. Personally, I can't emulate you. Other father's that you tag as being corrupt,
thieves of public funds left houses and properties for their children; even this house we live in is a rented apartment, sorry, i can't emulate you, just go, let's chart our own course,
let's paddle our own canoe."
Few moments later, their father gave up the spirit.

Three years later, Immaculate went for an interview in a multinational company. The interview panel had already penciled down a candidate for the highly coveted post but wanted to complete the formality of interviewing all applicants on the list.

As soon as Immaculate sat before the interview panel, the Chairman of the committee asked,
"Which Smith is yours" and
Immaculate replied,
"I am Immaculate Smith. My Dad Tom Smith is now late he died a poor man..."

But the Chairman cuts in,
"O my God, you are Tom Smith's daughter? "
He turned to other members and said
"This Smith man was the one that signed my membership form
into the Institute of Chartered Administrators and his recommendation earned me where I am today.
He did all these free. I didn't even know his address, he never knew me from Adam. He just did it for me."

He turned to Immaculate, I have no question for you, consider yourself as having gotten this job, resume tomorrow, your letter will be waiting for you.

Immaculate Smith became the Corporate Affairs Manager of the company with two cars, one official and one for private use,
attached to the office, with a duplex and two drivers and a salary of £100,000 per month excluding allowances and other costs when she travelled outside England.

After two years of working in the company, the Group Managing Director of the company came from America to announce his intention to resign and needed a replacement. A personality with high integrity was sought after,
again the company's Consultant nominated Immaculate Smith.

In an interview, she was asked the secret of her success and the sudden sky rocketing profile and in tears, she replied,
"my Daddy paved these ways for me. It was after he died that I knew that he was financially poor but stingkingly rich in
integrity, discipline and honesty."

She was asked again, why she is weeping since she is no longer
a kid as to miss her dad still after a long time.
She replied,
"At the point of death, I insulted my dad for being an honest man
of integrity. I hope he will forgive me in his grave now.
I didn't work for all these, he did it for me to just walk in.

So finally she was asked,
" Will you follow your father's foot steps as he requested?
And her simple answer was,
"l now adore the man, I have a big picture of him in my living room and at the entrance of my house. He deserves whatever I have after God."

Are you like Tom Smith?
It pays to build a name, the reward doesn't come quickly but it will come however long it may take and it lasts longer.

Integrity, discipline, self control and fear of God makes a
man wealthy, not the fat bank account.
Leave a good heritage for your children.
Are you building a good name for your children & not a fat bank account?

As an agent of CHANGE,
please share this true life story with your loved ones. God bless us all.

That is a good story with a nice ending.

But I hope the moral of your story is not making your sai bubu a man of integrity? Because, he isn't but a typical pure opportunist Nigerian politician.

We now know that APC is shouting CHAIN but Not positive change.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Call Femi Adesina ' A Liar' As Buhari Goes To London Hospital by vigasimple(m): 10:25am On Jun 06, 2016
stevecantrell:



Its a real shame init ?
pathological liars...

No surprises here. APCSHIT got to power by lieing and propaganda.

The good news is that 'He who lived by the sword will die by the sword'

OVER LIEING will eventually kill the 'fantastically fraudulent government'
Politics / Re: Why It Is Hard To Believe 3.4 Trillion Naira Was Truely Recovered by vigasimple(m): 7:16pm On Jun 05, 2016
Half truth is always going to be full of lies.

We still not have a government because Buhari is just the President but NOT A LEADER.

Even a very good achievement will turn upside down if not well implemented.

The economy and investors are lacking in confidence because they have unmask Buhari as a dunce more clueless than GEJ.

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N285/$1 At Interbank Market by vigasimple(m): 7:04pm On May 31, 2016
EbukaLive:
It MUST get WORSE before it can get BETTER. If it doesn't get WORSE it cannot get BETTER. Nigerians should be patient with my President...

Well, that is your opinion and it sounded like that of a Zombie.

If Buhari has direction, the pain could be temporary. But from the evidence of the last 15 months, even majority of Zombies know that the country is on a wing and prayers

You should stop pretending that there is no fire on the mountain.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s First Year In Office Gets Approval Rating Of 64% - NOIPolls by vigasimple(m): 10:38am On May 31, 2016
demarc001:
64% on paper

Actually, it is ---64% .
Nobody, in their right mind will score Buhari more than 5% even among his zombies.

He has just admitted that they were just promising anything the people wanted to hear just to win the election.

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Politics / Re: "We Were Saying Rubbish During The Campaign" - President Buhari. by vigasimple(m): 9:14am On May 31, 2016
leonbob:
If PMB could admit that he and his party talked trash during the campaign literally lying to Nigerians just to grab power, how are we sure he's still not talking trash even now angry

PMB should just admit that all he wanted was to get back into Aso rock by all means

I unlike most people supporting Buhari know that they are talking utter rubbish from the get go. And Buhari just wanted power to go back to the north.

You can quote me, Buhari is the most corrupt and biggest fraud in this country.
Politics / Re: APC's Promise Of Providing 3,000,000 Jobs In A Year: I Just Want To Remind PMB by vigasimple(m): 9:39am On May 30, 2016
Tex42:
Nigerians were scammed! But how we fell for these "fantastically conspicuous lies" still beats my imagination.

majority of Nigerians excluding me fell for the fraud because they are mentally lazy and aren't asking questions to very obvious fraudulent promises.

Buhari has never been a leader and will in all probabilities never be one at age 74years
Politics / Re: INEC decleared Toto Federal Constituency Bye-election Inconclusive by vigasimple(m): 7:43pm On May 29, 2016
Where on earth did APC ASSOCIATION OF PACKAGING CRIMINALS got 49,000+ votes from?

With APC performance in this country! It is definitely a fraud/ghost voting.

I think the whole election is a joke and charade.
Politics / Re: How Buhari Ruined Nigeria In 1Year In Pictures - PDP by vigasimple(m): 12:44pm On May 29, 2016
You may not like messenger BUT the messages are true.
Politics / Re: PDP Mocks Buhari's One-Year In Office With Cartoon Images by vigasimple(m): 4:19pm On May 27, 2016
Buhari has never been a leader and unless God offered us some miracles Buhari will never be a leader. He never lead in 1983 when he was much younger, asking him to lead at 73years old is asking for too much considering he has never have a proper education before and after his first time of being an head of state.

His followers knew this, but they want him to provide NEPA bill that is useless as proof of qualification. Becareful what you ask for, you might just get it.

Buhari can be compared to modern day marriages, they are good at ceremonies both in Nigeria and Dubai BUT not actually good in making the marriage work. Which means, show off, entertainment like Donald Trump.

Buhari and APC, ASSOCIATION OF PROPAGANDIST CRIMINALS are good at campaigning with use of propaganda BUT sadly not good at governance.

EXCUSES is their default setting to blame everything including the electorate that voted for them and the day's weather whatever that weather maybe.

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Politics / Re: Children's Day: Saraki Interacts With Kids by vigasimple(m): 2:47pm On May 27, 2016
Doesn't he look Presidential? Certainly better than clueless dubious corruption 'fighting' Fulani Born to rule bubu.

BTW, Saraki also have sound education and he can communicate with adults and children alike for them to understand without sounding funny.

Also, he doesn't have ear infections. shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack: Miyetti Allah Asks Fayose To Show Statesmanship by vigasimple(m): 5:25am On May 26, 2016
Ugosample:


So fulanis took over Hausa people?
They have taken over Hausa people?
Please explain further.

Study your history carefully. Fulani's are foreigners some not too long ago. They brought religion to 'colonised' the North, then they started fighting jihad war.

Before then, all the kings are Hausa, there was no sultan of Sokoto or Emir of Kano, Gwandu or Daura, and the Fulani's extend their conquering to Yoruba land in Ilorin. Remember that Sokoto is now a caliphate.

Nigerian for all her independence has been run either by a Fulani directly or indirectly. Out of 10 of our President, 4 are Fulani, and Fulani's are only 7% of Nigeria's population.

Nothing happens by error, these advancements by way of herdsmen is strategic spying and testing the water. They want to colonised us and turn the country into an Islamic state.

Their founding fathers in Nigeria, Uthman dan fodio Said that they will dip the Quran into the Atlantic Ocean one day as they look to capture the south.

Wise up, Turkey was once a Christian country now a full fledged Islamic country.
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack: Miyetti Allah Asks Fayose To Show Statesmanship by vigasimple(m): 5:05am On May 26, 2016
waternogetemeny:
Statemanship whilst the rape and murder continue.


Fulani are hell bent on taking over the south like they did the Hausa in the North.


It wont work for them.

Good on you that you know history unlike majority of our people in the south.
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets NLC Leadership Led By Comrade Ayuba Wabba(pics) by vigasimple(m): 10:01pm On May 19, 2016
sapiosexual1:

That's cos he has more charisma and leadership skills than ur Aso rock idols who are insensitive to the masses

Saraki May have issues with APC Tinubu faction, and many may not like him for different reasons (including jealousy) but he certainly comes across as a better leader than Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Amina Ali Arrives Presidential Villa(Photos) by vigasimple(m): 5:22pm On May 19, 2016
Chiaka:

Just a day after Aisha Buhari gave chibok families some millions the following day a chibok girl was found after 2 years. Looks to me like it is all played out.

GBAM. From a propaganda government just after fuel subsidy removal.

It is called DIVERSION.

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Business / Re: FEC Approves Tax Incentives For Dangote by vigasimple(m): 9:59pm On May 18, 2016
DropShot:
I think this is wrong.

We need full details to be able to determine if this is good for us or not.
1. Is the 30% concession tax for the entire Dangote Grp or for just the cement factory in Lokoja?

2. For how many years will Dangote hold back the 30% tax?

3. By when must the project be completed and handed over?

4. Is there a minmum quality standard specified for the construction work?

5. Will the FG supervise the work to ensure standards are met?

6. Has a cost estimate for the project been done and compared to the 30% concession tax. That way, we will know how much we lose or gain by this arrangement.

Without answers to these questions, I say it's not a good strategy.

GBAM. Thank you. You nailed it. Majority of Nigerians generally are mentally lazy. They don't ask good questions.

Dangote has exploited this country simply because the North will always back him but if the person involved is a southerner, then he will write epistle.

This country unbeknown to the Southerners is the Federal Republic of Northern Naijeyira.
Agriculture / Re: Ooni Unveils One Million Cocoa Trees For Youth Empowerment. Photo. by vigasimple(m): 12:53pm On May 18, 2016
mapet:


Do we now see the foresight in Aregbesola resuscitating the Cocoa milling plant and concession it to the Chinese company. Not only do we get to process cocoa, we will also add value to it before it leaves Osun.

Your Aregbese wasn't thinking of cocoa until Ooni went to see Buhari in Abuja and mentioned it in press briefing after the meeting with Buhari.

Crude oil has made every able body lazy.
Politics / Re: Buhari Takes Anti-corruption Campaign To London by vigasimple(m): 7:52am On May 08, 2016
Pavarottii:
In buhari's mind he is fighting corruption, is only his zombies that will believe him. Figting opposition is not fighting corruption neither is trials, sentences and jail terms the best way to fight corruption( they were all used in the military Regime, did the corruption stop or guess worse?) The best ways to fight corruption is putting systems to stop the money to get to the looters and check their excesses and the last time I checked, buhari has put none on ground. They were all brought by PDP led govt. i.e EFCC, ICPC, IPPIS, BVN, TSA, E-payment for fertilizers, etc. This are d best ways to fight corruption.


This one is surely for Medical check-up, cos we know it's either UK or US most times. Why can't he send Ibrahim Magu to go 4 dis one? Must he go everywhere, everytime?

GBAM. Thank you.
Buhari doesn't know the true meaning of corruption and as such cannot fight what you don't know.

What Buhari has been able to identify was which song the people want to hear, which is corruption track and he kept singing it.

Meanwhile. Buhari is the corrupt master from saying that Abacha is not corrupt and retrieving 'illegally' removed Nigeria monies abroad to using every miniscule conference as a cover to get medical treatment abroad.

We have a serious challenges at home, he kept junketing all over the world even when it is clear he doesn't understand what the issues are.

If you doubt me , ask Buhari to give spontaneous Press questions and answers.

You can never hide under one finger.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Would Be Happy In Few Hours - Ita-Enang by vigasimple(m): 12:29pm On May 03, 2016
cytellProperty:

Association of Promise Cancelled - APC
How does that affect us?

APCshit GOVERNMENT OF DO NOTHING followed by ZOMBIES.

APC ASSOCIATION OF PROPAGANDIST CRIMINALS
APC ASSOCIATION OF PACKAGING CONFUSIONIST
APC ASSOCIATION OF PROMISE CANCELLED.

They want Nigerians to be happy for their inept, crass incompetence and high volume clueless.

This month will be 12months since they hypnotize their way to power and 15months since they 'won' the election. They are still busy trying to figure out what lies they can sell to the people in order not to fulfil their promises.

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Celebrities / Re: Dr Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama by vigasimple(m): 3:07pm On May 02, 2016
DoTheNeedful:
A medical doctor in USA There must be something special about this guy. Why do ladies get attracted to bad guys?

She knew what she was doing. She wanted a good looking sperm donor. She wanted to have another child before menopause. No American guy will touch her with a barge poll because of child benefit issue.

Women generally want a good looking guy as baby daddy ignoring tell tale signs of very deep character flaw.

Tuface idibia is their President just that he pay for playing.

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Crime / Re: Police Arraign 2 For Stealing $14 Million From Church by vigasimple(m): 6:49pm On Apr 25, 2016
It may be N14 million as opposed to $14m because in most Nigerian banks, the accounts are usually in Naira.
Politics / Re: Politicians Who Visited Aso Rock In The Past Were Given $100, 000 – Presidency by vigasimple(m): 7:04pm On Apr 24, 2016
Naughtysite:
One day.

One lie.

GBAM

One day one propaganda.

APCSHIT ASSOCIATION OF PROPAGANDIST CRIMINALS

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