₦airaland Forum

Thylord:
my baby come and help me and control it na.

just zip up. dazzal!!!

Toks2008:
Thanks..Sweet is good enough..if she gets unfaithful i can always show her the way out and get another one...life goes on.

I pray she wont..be positive

Remain blessed Toks... May God bless you with a sweet and faithful wifey

Thylord:
my dear what will i do na the temptation is something else.

NA WAOH. Y CANT U CONTROL your third leg.

Thylord:
True talk bro,i serve in ogoja local govt.council in igoli,and i must confess that those igoli and ishibori girls are super b.i really furk most of their girls cos they were easy to get but with condom,except for the two that i disvirgin,esther and magret,two cousines that were fighting over me,i love those sweet cousines,they have been the best till date.op u don make me remember watin i done forget.

Jesus is LORD!!! you disvirgined two girls that are related as a corper Buhari pls scrape NYSC

too bad. May her soul Rip

cionon. pls forget about dt man. he love his mistress more than you and u cant do anything to change dt fact. i think u rushed into dt marriage considering d fact dt u broke up wt ur bf of 4yrs bc of marriage. dt his mistress ws probably his gf whn u were dating ur bf......


it is difficult bt try and make urslf happy by doing wht you love.....dnt rush into any relationship yet bt be friendly to evrybody and stop thinking alot. u deserve better.

Lmao. April fool thread

banme1:
Mind u ur husband is on nairaland

so you are her husband

cionon:
I confided in my husband when he accused me of listening to people. I then opened up and gave him an instance that if i listen to people i would ne doing what they asked me to do.I told him the advice a former neigbhour of his gave me. Of which I told her I can't do such. Now he uses it against me. I feel bad because he didn't even say what I told him exactly. He changed the story. He lied about it.


My husband goes about telling everyone i am diabolic because I jokingly told him that he should be grateful I don't have a wicked heart if not I will use magun to catch him and his mistress. Which he even replied that he knows i dont have that mind. That i am still a child.
this was said around march of 2015

Fastward to November he started asking for a divorce because he of his mistress he met online. Telling both his colleagues and family members that I am diabolic which is not true. I feel bad because this same man have also confided in me telling me things about his boss and others. We are currently separated

I just regret everything. I regret confinding in him and opening up to him. With pleas from everywhere, he is still insisting on divorce.

HMMM. IS He the fiance that called off your 4yrs engagement if No wht is his birth month. February

WOW. OP THANKS FOR THIS

Maxi112:
here is to open for such tips

come house make I teach u well, come along with book and pen ok

go joor.

Toks2008:
Lol...quite funny but i really want to be wooed by a sweet sexy and fellatiociously irrestitible lady..infact learn the act of abduction join..lol.

lol

Maxi112:
come to the house this evening... Am waiting for u!

lol. teach me here nah

Maxi112:
shy of what?

is just for fun u don't need to be!

OK. so teach me how to woo bc i want to woo Toks2008.....(covers face)

Neyoor:
Lols! R u now participating for real?

lol.i'm nt o

STFUareyouGod:
Hahahahaha you two are clowns

lol

Neyoor:
Why shall you shy? Are you not a people? Don't be shy jare, it's just for fun.

lol. even if i shall shy shall i shy 4 u

Neyoor:
it is better late than never .... U can still participate in the game now

i would hv loved to participate but i'm shy ooo

i came very late oooo

Toks2008:
Ok once again i want to bore you all with another pooh as many ladies term most of my write ups because they practically chose to interpret it the way they want.

But whichever way you see it just look away from the writer and try to focus on the contents and give an intelligent counter opinion without unwarranted attack on the writer because this is what intelligent people do.We all are entitled to our opinions.

I have heard many ladies use this phrase over and over again and i really want some ladies to clear the air on this matter.

I once dated a lady and each time i give her what i have she will quickly say"im struggling with you now o and nobody is seeing it" and i try hard to remember if we went out together to hustle.


So the question is;when a lady says "i was there for him when he had nothing" please what exactly does she mean?

1..Does it mean she stood by him by actively contributing to his life by bringing him food or food stuffs,by giving him her money or helping him in one way or the other materially or monetarily?

or

2.Does she mean she remained his bae when he was struggling and suffered with him by drinking the little garri he managed to buy with the little stipends he gets or because she usually collects the little he gives him from the very little money he fortunately makes from his hustle.

Please ladies i really need to know your definition of being there for a man in times of struggles and for the guys please what exactly does it mean when you say your bae was there for you?

nice write up. bt being there for a man to me as a lady simply means dt i always give d said man a listening ear whn necessary. bt most ladies thinks it means suffering wt d person or helping the person during his lack. a giver or a helper shld always give or help wtout expecting any favour frm d receiver. according to eccle11:1 it says all genders shld do good whreva we go dt after a while the good u do will cme back to you...it simply means God rewards us anytime we help sme1 through many ways it must nt b frm that person u helped.

jashar:
it's all in your head bro. Because people are looking in your direction doesn't mean they are looking at you. .

It's like you have self -esteem issues. Deal with that. All the best.

seconded

Toks2008:
You no well o!
shey you see mi ri?

lol. hw r u my ex

Toks2008:
I once had a lady friend and we got talking about our exes and while she was yapping away gladly,i could count like 7 exes from her story but since i had no intention of dating her i just had to ignore.

Also i have met several guys who have lost count of exes talking about real ex with sexual affairs and i kept wondering how crazy the world have become because back in the days,it is even a shame for a lady to say she has gone to bed with another man asides her hubby and even as guys we were so conscious of good moral standards but today men and women alike can not even remember how many exes they have had in the past and they talk about it with so much indifference.

So i ask this crazy fun question;As a guy if you are to invite to a private party all the ladies you have gone to bed with and as a lady if you were to do same to all the guys that have slept with you,how many invitees would you be expecting?

I know while some guys may gladly state it out,many ladies won't dare except the ones that have not really had a rough past.lol!

I am not expecting much comments on this thread tho but just to point out to the fact that it pays to be sexually decent because that is the only way you can earn respect in a crazy pervert world we live in.

For me i will certainly have a scanty party.

*Just thinking out loud*

LOL.
Toks2008 is my only EX ..

online dating is very bad. cynthia's story drove me out of fb

nice reply. i just saw that girls thread today. The girl is a lazy girl judging by her write up. i just pity any man dt will end up wt her

chai i came very late .op wht type of mentality do u have?

funny thread

hahaha op rplace ur thread wt dt of MrBrownJ

Toks2008:
follow your heart

alright

Toks2008:
In many families especially those of African descend,parents tend to believe that they have absolute monopoly over their children and you will see them express such autocratic disposition with words like "I am your mother,I am your father,we are your parents and we know what is good for you""

Yes i agree that most times if not all the time,they tend to believe they have our interest at heart but the unfortunate fact is that in most cases,they are only forcing down our throat what they belove is actually good from their self centered perspective.

The most bizarre twist to this is when they cross the line by wanting to dictate the tide of our emotions and will always want to lay down a module for our heart to follow thereby practically complicating the lives of their children with their autocratic,self centered and archaic mindset.

Here are 6 ways many parents complicate the marital future of their own children.

1.They tell us not to marry from a particular tribe::Like seriously! What has tribe got to do with matters of the heart? What if all the people i meet from my tribe are not what i want?i guess i must marry one of them just to boost my parents ego...Nah!

2.They want us to marry from a particular religion::This will make sense to some religion fanatics but i guess if my dad obeyed his parent i will not be in existence today. Religion as important as it is must never create a divide when it comes to matters of the heart and in-fact my growing up was fun as my dad calls me Lukman(My Muslim name) and i will gladly answer while my mum calls me by my regular name.Each of my siblings were christened the Muslim way in the morning and the Christian way in the afternoon During Christmas we enjoyed the chicken and during Muslim festivals we enjoyed the ram .

In-fact my dad loved my mum deeply till he passed on at 73 so in my own world i see nothing wrong in the wife and husband practicing different religion as long as there is religion tolerance..

3.They use their children as battle pawns::This one is indeed a very crazy one.Have you seen a situation where a parent realizes their son or daughter is in love with another person from a family they have discord with?

Please if you want to continue your fight just leave your children out of the issue,you have your life to live and your children hav theirs..please live and lets live.

4.They tell us not to marry from a poor background::This is the most pathetic of all and this usually happens among the rich and the poor. The rich parents believe every other person from a humble background is out to milk them dry so they tell their children to look for a fellow rich partner from a rich home and even when this becomes a Herculean task,they will resort to arrangee wedding thereby destroying the matrimonial lives of their children as the marriage usually breaks down even before it starts.

For the hopelessly poor parents,they will tell their children especially the females to shine their eyes and not bring home a poor guy thereby forcing their daughters to sell themselves to highest bidders who will see them as nothing more than a bought object and discard them when they are done with them. That is why many struggling guys shy away from visiting some parents of their partners because by the time they drill you and they find out you are still a hustler,your case is a sorry case .

5.They tell us that our stars do not match ::Chai! this one is beyond me. You will see a situation where some parents will take the name of any man or lady that comes into the life of their children straight to one baba,pastor or alfa to check if your stars match(Whatever that means) and most times these spiritualists will just tell them trash and they will come back to their child to say "Ehm,you see we went somewhere and they said.." Taarh! Rubbish and nonsense. Are they GOD?

6.They make insane demands from the suitors of their daughters ::This is seen in some tribes in Nigeria where they will give you funny list with items amounting to hundreds of thousands and even over a million not minding how you get the money and this has turned many ladies from such tribe to be objects used and dumped by guys who are not ready to go through that greedy and extortive process not because they don't love the lady but they just can't afford it.

Many children have eloped for life and some committed suicide out of frustration and many have killed one of their parent just to have their way so i will advice parents to respect their children's decisions and let them make their choices.Yes give them advice as parents but let them make their choice.

Hope this make sense.

so what is the solution dnt tell me "bami ni jamb question

lol