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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A Banking Job But Age Falsification Is Standing In My Way by viktor01(m): 4:30pm On Jan 21, 2016

alchemist:
Thank me later.

Just scan the certificate, look for a good computer operator to help you photoshop the age and reprint on a concord paper.

It works like LION

Just give me 10% of salary every month

Bar man.! A chill bottle of fanta for this man pls.

BTW, You are welcome.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A Banking Job But Age Falsification Is Standing In My Way by viktor01(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2016

Banks be looking for vibrant youths to drain.

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Business › Re: Why Do Our Bank Charges Us N301 While Cbn Sell For Them At N199 Per Dollar by viktor01(m): 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2016

Sorry about that OP but here in Nigeria, 1USD = 1NAIRA Since our new President assumed power.

Which country did you say you are from again? shocked

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Crime › Re: House, Shops Burnt In Lagos Gang War (pictured) by viktor01(m): 3:18pm On Jan 21, 2016

Home of touts.

Politics › Re: Payment Of N5000 To Unemployed Will Be Very Difficult - FG by viktor01(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2016

Pedro369:
Una dey look for database when facebook,BBM,2GO,BVN,Whatsapp,Bank account,even eskimi dey....
Una no fit collect data from dia.... abi na elderly pple dey dia...

"END TIME DATABASE"...

BVN especially wey dem take dey disturb our peace.

Politics › Re: Payment Of N5000 To Unemployed Will Be Very Difficult - FG by viktor01(m): 3:12pm On Jan 21, 2016

9JA, which way na?
If na farming we wan go back to, make this government inform us on time so that i go begin clear this big land for my backyard....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Opportunities: Why I Envy Lagos State by viktor01(m): 12:07pm On Jan 21, 2016

The same Lagos wey dey like say them curse? Every penny you earn in Lagos ends in Lagos. grin

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Politics › Re: Dasuki Drags FG To ECOWAS Court, Demands N500m Damages by viktor01(m): 11:10am On Jan 21, 2016

This country no dey tire for drama?
Dasuki seasonal movie, abeg we don even tire.

Health › Re: Why Nigeria Can't Win Lassa Fever Battle As Ebola - Health Minister by viktor01(m): 10:52am On Jan 21, 2016

Politics everywhere.....
The causative agent has been in existence since time immemorial in fact, it had even served as a good source of meat to some of the people in Benue state.

What is wrong with the world?

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Politics › Re: Tompolo To Face Fresh Charges - EFCC by viktor01(m): 10:21am On Jan 21, 2016

Empty vessel that makes the loudest noise..
EFCC should park well and give us better news.
Nigerians are suffering and they are busy striking out and making new charges on those they deemed criminals.

who all these one don help.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 'Pastor' Caught Burying Charm In Abia Ahead Of Crusade (Photos) by viktor01(m): 10:11am On Jan 21, 2016

I can't see anybody by that name pastor.
pishure or ................

Politics › Re: Foreign Suppliers Blacklist Nigeria From Fuel Imports by viktor01(m): 9:59am On Jan 21, 2016

madenigga:
I blame Gej

I concur.

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Politics › Re: Foreign Suppliers Blacklist Nigeria From Fuel Imports by viktor01(m): 9:52am On Jan 21, 2016

Hmmmmm. na wa o.

The unfortunate thing is that at any given time, they will always drop one ear-itching news to keep the gullible Nigerians engrossed in discussion such that they won't even remember to objectively assess the govt.

OH....my country....

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by viktor01(m): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2016

Lassa thread...

*spits on thread, log out*

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Talks About The Headies Controversy, Dating Zahra Buhari And More by viktor01(m): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2016

Lassa Korode Bello.

Politics › Re: Why We Handcuffed Metuh − NPS by viktor01(m): 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2016

Lassa NPS.

Politics › Re: Dasuki Fails To Show Up In Court by viktor01(m): 4:10pm On Jan 20, 2016

Lassa Dasuki

Politics › Re: Dasuki Fails To Show Up In Court by viktor01(m): 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2016

Amberon:
sentence him to 3500 yes in prison so his great grand children can continue the sentence

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Politics › Re: Court Orders DSS To Take Nnamdi Kanu To Prison by viktor01(m): 2:54pm On Jan 20, 2016

Geez...!
The hatred no be here o, I never knew that this man had many haters.
am very sure if court should ask the public to choose between him and dasuki, they would choose dasuki.

Phones › Re: Woman Refuses To Remove Hijab For MTN Registration (pics) by viktor01(m): 1:37pm On Jan 20, 2016

Religious Fanaticism.......

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Arrives Uyo (photos) by viktor01(m): 1:34pm On Jan 20, 2016

Dtrackerr:
daddy G.O.

mummy G.O

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Arrives Uyo (photos) by viktor01(m): 1:34pm On Jan 20, 2016

Dtrackerr:
daddy G.O.

mummy G.o

Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by viktor01(m): 1:18pm On Jan 20, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
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Some women erroneously assume they, by default, deserve to be treated like royalty hence they should be given constant reality checks - reminders of the banality of their existence which so easily escapes their featherbrained heads no thanks to the never-ceasing butt-licking and self-respect-lacking flatteries by kidult-ish members of my gender.

Thumps up, mister!
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Your good command of grammar dey always make read your comments. grin

Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by viktor01(m): 1:10pm On Jan 20, 2016

Bar man.. One alomor for this op.

But that kind girl fit carry you go their meeting o.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Over Treasonable Charges. pics 20/1/16 by viktor01(m): 12:47pm On Jan 20, 2016

bakynes:
So you don't know what a treasonable charge is?
1.you operate a pirate radio station
2. You told your listeners to contribute money to procure arms against the zoo.
3. You called the President of the zoo a terrorist
4. You say the zoo will fall before the end of 2015

Should I go on.

Hmmmmmmmm.! It has do jor. so the "ZOO" may sentence him to death by hanging or firing squad?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Over Treasonable Charges. pics 20/1/16 by viktor01(m): 12:42pm On Jan 20, 2016

bakynes:
So you don't know what a reasonable charge is?
you operate a pirate radio station

OK, and the penalty for that is what?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Over Treasonable Charges. pics 20/1/16 by viktor01(m): 12:34pm On Jan 20, 2016

All I keep hearing are treasonable charges against him, can someone be kind enough to enlighten me by itemizing these charges.

DISCLAIMER..!

*I am not for or against him*
PURE SS.

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Keeps Their Word, Now Free (pics) by viktor01(m): 12:24pm On Jan 20, 2016

Which one be the free here, i nor understand

Romance › Re: Can You Get Married To Someone Of Same Age With You? by viktor01(m): 11:24am On Jan 20, 2016

As for your question of if I can marry someone of my age? I can and as for the "she has changed" part, Bro, people don't change and I wouldn't change for anybody either.
If you can cope with her "disrespectful flaw", then you are good to go.

Politics › Re: Photos: Bill Gates Visits Kaduna State by viktor01(m): 10:25am On Jan 20, 2016

Good.
Money attracts money.........

Romance › Re: When Your Beauty Becomes a curse. by viktor01(m): 10:15am On Jan 20, 2016

Toks2008:

That moment when you have slept with countless number of guys and then you turn a new leaf and say "all is in the past"

I dey tell you, and they will suddenly find there way to any church and become a committed worker hoping for one innocent brother to fall victim.

I swear if I discovered after marriage, am calling it quit, Bleep that "behold, old things have pass away and all things have become new scam"

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