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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Greatest Lie A Woman Has Ever Told You? by viktor01(m): 6:18pm On Jan 30, 2016

I Will never stop loving you. lol, I guess she still loves me.

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Politics › Re: 10 Killed In Bauchi Suicide Attack by viktor01(m): 4:30pm On Jan 30, 2016

My heart gradually getting numb to emotion for death.
We are so getting used to it that one can now easily type RIP without looking at the keypads.

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Romance › Re: My Besty Gives Me Attitude When I Use My Fiance Pix As Dp by viktor01(m): 1:25pm On Jan 30, 2016

*In Nicky minaj's voice*
As soon as you are out of the niggas life, that's when they start to miss you.

Crime › Re: Suicide Bomber Kills Many In Adamawa by viktor01(m): 4:41pm On Jan 29, 2016

*Exhales*****stuck for words**continues work**

Romance › Re: What Women Really Want by viktor01(m): 4:37pm On Jan 29, 2016

Summary please.....!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by viktor01(m): 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2016

Regardless of your grades in school, their are some reality questions you would be asked in an interview about a job and you will just go blank.
That is natural. same happened to me when I first got to my office, everything was just so abstract to me including the jargons but with time, I became better at it.
spare us this your trash mr. omnisciece

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Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Regains Freedom - Vanguard by viktor01(m): 9:01pm On Jan 28, 2016

The elites be using poor masses as pawn. I pity Nigerians..

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by viktor01(m): 2:40pm On Jan 28, 2016

I impersonate for my real guy for one math exam..I still can't believe I actually did it knowing full well that the consequence of such action if caught is expulsion for both parties. shocked

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Politics › Re: Entourage Escorts Governor Ganduje As He Flies To Saudi Arabia For A Meeting by viktor01(m): 11:17am On Jan 28, 2016

OK.

Business › Re: Brace Up For Hard Times, CBN Urges Nigerians by viktor01(m): 10:50am On Jan 28, 2016

Nigerians are so used suffering that they will not even notice when the hard times come but as for me, I shall not see the heat neither will I be careful in it.

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Christianity Etc › Re: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by viktor01(m): 4:42pm On Jan 27, 2016

Thank God for christianity.
Free to choose whom you will serve..if na Muslim convert to christian, you certainly will not leave with your head. grin

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Politics › Re: Bomb Blast Hits Chibok In Borno State by viktor01(m): 4:33pm On Jan 27, 2016

I think the Northern part of Nigeria is cursed. cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: Should Churches And Mosque Be Made To Pay Tax To Boost Nigeria's Economy? by viktor01(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2016

If churches are made to pay tax, I will stop giving offerings and tithe and see where they intend to get the tax money from.
Senseless question.

Instead of thinking of means to solve our unemployment and economic issues, we asking about paying of tax by churches and mosques.
They should try to include shrines, Tribal gatherings, social media like facebook even NL should not be exempted too.

Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike At Screening Of "Couple Of Day'' by viktor01(m): 2:52pm On Jan 27, 2016

Education › Re: Can A Lecturer Actually Do This? by viktor01(m): 2:15pm On Jan 27, 2016*

Some guys too dey front too, maybe op was rude but would not say so.

MODIFIED:

Go join cult and pay him a visit.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Lazy by viktor01(m): 1:32pm On Jan 27, 2016

Hmmmmm. A Piglet once asked why the mother had a long nose, the mother pig replied "Don't worry, you will soon grow to find out for yourself.

Politics › Re: Preparation To Welcome Buhari In Kenya - By Uhuru Kenyatta by viktor01(m): 1:26pm On Jan 27, 2016

HOW IS THIS ONE OF ANY USE TO THE ECONOMY?

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Family › Re: Why Most Marriages Never Exceed 10years by viktor01(m): 1:22pm On Jan 27, 2016

banmee:
Lol. . .the only reason marriages fail is because inability of the husband to LEAD. Don't shift the blame to women. Lead your household and your spouse will follow. This is not the '60s and it is no longer a man's world. People need to start waking up to this reality.

Your statement is just so self contradictory.
How can the man lead when the woman feels we are now in the 21st century?

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Family › Re: Why Most Marriages Never Exceed 10years by viktor01(m): 1:17pm On Jan 27, 2016

Where is this Jennifer sef....please come and read this ooo

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Romance › Re: Japanese Porn Industry In Shortage Of Men (photos) by viktor01(m): 12:46pm On Jan 27, 2016

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Romance › Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by viktor01(m): 11:12am On Jan 27, 2016

Panzerfaust:
You deserved more than a slap. Never ask a girl for her number immediately. The trick about asking for numbers is that you must first chat her up, then tell her you'll like to see her again. At that point, she will give you her number herself. You did not even talk to her, you were already asking for her number. You be stalker?

SHE ASKED WHAT HIS PROBLEM WAS AND THE BRO. WAS HONEST ENOUGH TO TELL HER STRAIGHT UP...

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Romance › Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by viktor01(m): 10:59am On Jan 27, 2016

Seriously, I have never wooed a lady before. it all started as platonic friends and since a boy and a girl can never be just friends, we stepped it up from plain SMS to romantic SMS and from the usually night-call-closing remark of SLEEP WELL to DREAM ABOUT ME to I MISS YOU and finally to the ultimate I LOVE YOU.

It works like hell.

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Romance › Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by viktor01(m): 10:53am On Jan 27, 2016

madridguy:
Just tell her : I love you love you, talk your own.

My best toasting line, its works like magic.

It works like indian charm...

Romance › Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by viktor01(m): 10:49am On Jan 27, 2016

Who still woos a lady in this 21st century, I just made some passes, She gave me a green light and I collected her digits and the rest they say is history.

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priests Dance With Masquerade At An Event In Nnewi, Anambra by viktor01(m): 9:29pm On Jan 26, 2016

These people like burial sha.
I recall in my NYSC days, my students will come to corper's lodge with so much excitement to invite me for burial....burial wey I nor know who die..

Romance › Re: 15 sure ways you can live happily and peacefully with any woman. by viktor01(m): 8:56pm On Jan 26, 2016

So there are still people who think it's possible to please a Nigerian woman?
If you like, offer your head in a plate to her, at the very slightest misunderstanding, she will ask you What have you ever done for me sef?

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Politics › Re: "Zaria Massacre: Full List Of Names And Photos Of 705 Missing People" by viktor01(m): 4:53pm On Jan 26, 2016

OK. we have seen worst in the hands of boko haram and nobody called for justice. let this also slide. the dead are dead.

Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Flaunts Her Boobs With Stretch-Marks, Fans Blast Her (photos) by viktor01(m): 4:40pm On Jan 26, 2016

GreenWhiteGreen:

ROTF. u are a clown.

Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Flaunts Her Boobs With Stretch-Marks, Fans Blast Her (photos) by viktor01(m): 4:38pm On Jan 26, 2016

Which one she come wear nose ring like horse.?

Travel › Re: Top 10 Most Visited Cities In Africa by viktor01(m): 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2016

Na lagos photoshoped picture be that abi?

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by viktor01(m): 3:43pm On Jan 26, 2016

Long distance emotional torment.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Eritrea Government Made Polygamy Mandatory: Eritrea Trending On Twitter by viktor01(m): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2016

At least 2, what of at most?

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