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SaintHilary:
Assuming this Covid19 Is serious in Nigeria, our celebrities will use it to trend


Someone like Nkechi Blessing will be like..


CoronaVirus Alert! I'll be back bigger and better. What can't kill me will only make me stronger


Bobrisky...

Shame to all my haterzzzzz, I'll be flying to Dubai to treat this Corona Virus shi I got recently..and I'll be back to give you haterzz hot hot #IamBobrisky #SlayCoronaQueen

Davido...

just got a $1.5M CoronaVirus customized hand sanitizer from IceBox ATL!! Fvck y'all broke bitches!!!!

I tire for dis country sef. #GetWellSoonIdris

Lmao guy you're savage AF

Davido and mouth making tho

IamAnderson:
okay OP see this
I've been asking you for pictures of the dog's parents so we'll know whether the dog came from small parents or has a genetic disease.
if the dog's parents are regular sized Caucasians then the chances are it's most likely suffering from canine dwarfism
malnourished mix breed Caucasian puppies still grow bigger than this at 5 months so I don't understand why spanishmilf is talking about purity. I've asked him to point out the features in the dog that show it's mixed and we're still waiting for the response he's not going to be able to give.
dwarfism is something that actually happens with some dogs I think I can remember Vincentjk Murphy had some traces of dwarfism
i also know someone currently who has a pup from one of these popular big Caucasian kennels in Nigeria but the dog has signs of dwarfism and it's not like it's parents
and I also attached pictures of a 10 month old Caucasian dwarf in Nigeria.
it's not a matter of purity, it's a genetic disorder and it can happen to any dog

This dog is 10month old?? Holy moses

Kennyswag:
look at this goat.. I hope you can see the way your good for nothing miserable people make the fool of themselves all over the world.. we see how you unite to do business in SA by killing yourselves because of drugs..
Extremely useless people

You're a little minded schmuck so I won't just blame you. Go to nnewi, one of the towns with the highest number of self-made billionaires (not government made) and tell me how many afonjas you'll find there??

Useless thing typing from an underhut. You men will never admit it but your women all know the truth

My aunt once requested for bitter leaf soup prepared without ogiri when she was carrying her second baby, which restaurant prepares onubu soup without ogiri

The smell makes her want to vomit she said

Wear this one come my church pastor go jejely tell u to leave em church in peace

Kennyswag:
you are a big fool.. the igbo man name is Julius...I stay in Benin... I took one igbo man to him for business.. that one had what he was looking for... he called me and told me secretly to never being an igbo man again for him for business that he doesn't trust his people.. that they are dubious..

Lmao stfu useless goat like you, you want to tell a lie just to convince me into believing your fallacy abi??

An igbo man says he doesn't wanna do business with his fellow igbo man so he only wants corny coward Yoruba good at deceiving people??

Just listen to yourself again, you sound like an atulu

Kennyswag:
an igbo man also told me that he cannot do business with is people because they are highly dubious..
Useless osu rejected scum like you

An igbo man told you what? Go to the south east and tell me how many yorubas you'll find there doing business with igbos if not the ones that visit the main market to buy cheap goods and then go back to their skull mining regions to sell in their kiosk because igbos have taken over the big shops in their town and villages.

The funny thing is after coming here to rant you'd still go back to that igbo man's shop in your street and village to buy goods from him if not na hunger go kill you

Welcome to Nigeria

The first pic is the topic while the second pic is the superb bigboned gsd pup

Heistman:
Stupidity been displayed above ...so cos the victims dey old and get weaker immune system According to u....its not necessary to take corona very serious..and those old people deserves to be dying from one nonsense virus

He didn't say such, he only made it clear that people should not panic too much after all it affects people from 81years and above more beaches they've weaker immune system

Una sha sabi put talk for person mouth nawa

marvin906:
go and sell your fake paracetamol

Shamelessness runs in una blood, only good at betraying and snitching on one another

A Yoruba man(my dad's business partner) once told my dad he can never do any business with his people because they're highly corny. This moment they're with you and the next dem don betray you asap

Being ruled and answerable to a man from another region in your own land again. Tufiakwa unu

marvin906:
the wonders of being in a yoruba state..
we have helped this one life now..
if not nah to dey sell fake disc and expired drugs she for dey do


today is my birthday

Birthday keep u there anuofia

This is a welcome developement. I came out with a first class in my first year in the university and currently in my second year, I want to maintain it this way until I graduate

It ain't easy one bit

executive12:
In other words, you are bypassing the prepaid meter. You are the reason your neighbors are getting excessive estimated bills. You will eventually be caught and made to pay a hefty fine.

Stfu there

OGHENAOGIE:
you too bypass and make us share higher estimated bills... but how person go get this meter

I'd have loved to share but the other guy above is already calling me a thief, imagine

sleeknaija:
U are a thief and fraudster.. I pray u will be caught very soon and u will spend some months behind bar

You left our leaders who are stealing our millions yet praying bad prayer for a regular Nigerian like me

Abeg go sitdown one side and go read "A man of the people" by chinua achebe

ontolegit:
Pls how can one customise the prepaid meter?

Where's your location?

Mikehot:
e serious o, they actually transfer implicating stuffs themselves to those big phones

Hmm these NPF guys are something else o

Mikehot:
e serious o, they actually transfer implicating stuffs themselves to those big phones

Hmm these NPF guys are something else

Npf again, jobless set of hypocrites only good at oppressing armless civilians

Slaquan:
So that what about what you didn't pay off last month?

The last time I paid was on December 2018, I told them I no longer need their services and I'm making my sales just fine. At home I use a customized prepaid meter whereby only the electric bulbs and fans read in the meter while all switches including fridge, cooking plates, iron, television are connected direct, no matter how they try they wouldn't find out so 2k card last more than a month for us. A quite big house

SpyAC:
U ve not seen anything, the re all criminals, that's y I dnt go far with my phone, always with my Nokia touch for support, them go search tire

That's the way forward, my guy in Lagos when chatting with him on phone told me how he keeps his phone at home each time he wants to go out, not even Nokia torchlight sef he just go to wherever he wants without any phone and police/sars are already tired of him because they believe he doesn't use phone


That day I laugh sotey tears comot for my eyes

Don't know why it made me laugh but he was actually serious

I run a shop where building materials is sold and the only light I use is just my security light which I put on from 6pm-7am and my neighbour who sells provision without fridge, television or fan, just running his lowkey shop with one or two bulbs

And this was the last bill they brought to us lmao, we begged them 4k dem no gree naso we vex tell dem make dem come cut their light. for more than a year now I've no business with nepa at my shop and I'm okay like this. Thieves

xendra:
think I'm as needy as your mother

So what do you say about women who even after spending on their head they still deny some simp men sex??

Don't you think they're greedy??

jeff1607:
Sometimes I wonder ,when girls like this make such comments on social media, what do their siblings or parents do? Cos I'm not understanding the courage these girls are getting

Lols stop wondering bro, what do you then say about the young people acting porn and posting on their accounts on Twitter nko? Very decent looking youths but what they do for a living is porn lol

What do you think people will be saying to their family about them then?

KuJr:
Name on Facebook pls?

Chukwuemeka Agwu Okorie

KenModi:
People dey tink of productive things, na woman punnani dey do you. Get away with you meaningless nonsense!!

Which productive thing have you as a person offered to fight oga corona since it's outbreak??

Abeg dy your lane o

Oga corona wetin dy occur nao?? I get one banny wen I wan reason this month sef choi

As dem say make we no shake or hug so how I go fit enter her London na??

Augusto in a stack mode yesterday, he'll be 7months old in 2days time, enjoys playing around his larged-compound territory with his big brother Gustaf.

He's not really all black as many think(I used to think as well) rather he's half black half brownish-black. We'll determine his true colour when he clocks 2years old/adulthood.

How much each? Keeping rabbit as a primary pet wouldn't be a bad idea to me

Op where did you find this snail? It's cute

Babaibejii:
So its the job of a single to compose songs for crododiles abi. Abeg give the girl to this charming magical singer. The crocodile to the hunter. The fisherman a national award and the doctor his wages.

The hunter would've done the job of the singer by hunting and killing the crocodile but he was too lazy so the both of them are thereby disqualified.

The fisherman deserves the girl because the fisherman would have taken the girl to a chemist or used all these local herbs as first aid on her before taking her to a nearby clinic

The fisherman owns the damsel