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Ojukwu007:
You always voice the truth but it's kinda targeted at a particular gender, try to balance it. The phrase 'if given opportunity' actually caught my attention. Do you know that an average woman, not just a Nigerian woman, I mean globally, would give this so called 'opportunity to' or throw her legs open for anything or anyone without thinking twice? Yeah, perverts everywhere but only a very few of you are morally stable. I pray she gets found, ASAP. One love.

Which Truth does Saphiere voices??

She Post news and always tries to stylishly Demonise Men with d news!! Is dat d Truth you re talking about??

Wat she is doing is Like A Broadcast Station owner airing Crimes of only IGBO pple!!

Then refusing to air crimes of Yorubas, Urhobos, Hausa, etc..Is dat Dangerous Reportage??

When I Told her to Change her Style, she got Upset!! You re doing something wrong n want pple to Give you Round of Applause??..

She's Cool but Her style of Reportage Isn't!!

Full of Bias n Suspected Grudge against all Males in General!!

But with a Good Romantic relationship with a Handsome guy, Everything will b Alright!!

@OP, The term has been overused in recent times..

But Really, This is Africa, d Dark Continent as Europeans called us in d Past!!

Wen Britain, France and some European countries Banned Witchcraft and Burned alive Witches/Wizards in d 16/17th Century, We left ours to grow n incorporated dem into our African traditional religion!!..

So, Witchcraft or 'Village people' is real in Africa!!
A remember a case of Gabriel Agbonlahor of Aston Villa who got a Call up to play for D England National Team!!
On d early morning of dat Saturday, he suddenly got injured!! Someone said 'Bini Witch don strike!!'..

So diz things can actually happen!!

HOWEVER, I PERSONALLY BELIEVE DAT IF U DON'T THINK OF WITCHES AND SPIRITUAL ISSUES TOO MUCH, WITCHES POWER CANNOT DO ANYTHING!!

DATS Y I AVOID CHURCHES DAT TELLS U TO SOW SEEDS OR BUY ANOINTING OIL AGAINST JOBLESSNESS, WITCHES ON UR FATHERS SIDES, BAD DREAMS,ETC..IT MAKES YOU TO BE 'WITCHCRAFT CONCIOUS'..

JUST GO ABOUT UR BUSINESS, PRAY TO GOD ALWAYS AND BE EFFICIENT IN UR SERVICES!!..
U WILL EXCEL!!

Female Version of Baba Ijesha!!

Let's see who will be Prosecuted first between d two..

angelfallz:
Wow. no condemnation except for one person. But if it was reversed and it was a 15year old girl that was raped by her male teacher, the monikers listed below
SmellySperm
underwrld999
AsherAmari
Freestainworld
TheEnygma
JustCruise
complexBoss12
Brainard22
Sundaland
frank800
DaddyRochie1642
ChiefSosa
Skyfornia
Anaerobi
javaguru
Ahmed0336
southsouthking
Sundaland

would be falling over themselves, to insult and condemn the man.

Why is it that you people keep quiet when there is female on male rape? Or do you guys secretly encourage it? Why do you people rush to condemn rape when it is male on female, but keep mute when it is female on male? Why?
Matured responses please.

It is because d society conditioned Everyone to bliv Girls/women are soft and d weaker vessels, so can be Forced into sex by men easily!!..

Dats y Most pple do not bliv dat Boys get raped by Women!! Dey feel dat all boys re strong n aggressive, so it's impossible!!

Also society makes us bliv Females have low sexual urges compared to men. Dat it's Men dat always pressure Dem for sex..

But my Brother, Girls of diz days have higher Libido Dan guys..Most of dem, if Dem catch you for 'dockingg matter' na you go run!!

Honestly, NO!! Don't have anything against Hunters..

but Generally anyone in d business of Killing n particularly Butchering of animals, I see dat person as a Potential Killer!!

Personally, I can't b friends with a Meat Butcher..D way dey Cut, cut and Cut sometimes gives the feeling dat dey re 'Cutters' naturally..

inumidun2010:
Try and get close to the Guy now and observe if he's changed... if not, you can report him to the CHURCH AUTHORITY

Hahaha, Can pple really Change??

D Person dat Truly changed is St. or Apostle Paul in d Bible!! Dats because God specifically made dat happen..

My Guy cannot change..He's naturally bad. He is financially corrupt, political (Like MannaBBQGrill who praises Failure Buhari) n like small girls codedly..

but he's very smart, tho..knows to penetrate pple n get what he wants..Mayb dats hw Winners Chapel gave him d Pastorship position..

Sometimes wen I see him preaching, I just Laff or wonder!! Dis Bad Guy, preaching??

As for reporting him, dat would be bad nah..@Least, d Pastor's Job is his source of income nw.. Don't want anything to affect his Daily bread!!

inumidun2010:
Try LIVING FAITH PASTORS...

Winners Chapel Pastors, You mean??

My Dept Guy in School who was known For Stealing Departmental funds, Getting Babes for Lecturers and Doccking 1 or 2 Hundred level Girls is NOW A LIVING FAITH PASTOR!!

Most Church Organizations Just give Young n Committed Guys, Pastors Not Knowing Most are more Devillish dan Yahoo Boys or Cult Boys..

So She's Very Right!!..

chatinent:
More details please.


Where is Effurun?

So we can begin the search immediately.

Effurun is a Town n it's part of d Warri Metropolis in Delta State!! It is d Gateway to Warri town or City!!..

If u re in Calabar, Aba, axis, U can access it by passing The east-west Rd thru Port Harcourt, Bayelsa, Patani, Ughelli and you stop@ P.T.I Junction!!..Dats Effurun!!

If from Lagos, U come to Benin city n from der, You come to Effurun Roundabout..

Den From the East, From Onitsha to Asaba to Effurun Roundabout once again!!

So Dats it..If u have d means, U can take dis small info..

Benwallt:
Usually, whenever I want entered the class the shout of uncle you look handsome rent the air. They come for handshake which I alway perform hurriedly but there was one annoyingly passive girl. I used to ignore her n behave as if she doesn't exit. Fast-forward to this particular day after the exchange with the other students I asked her, how do I look? Without mincing word, she said you look irresponsible Sir. As in my sense left me n I stared blindly at her. I did not even have any form of energy for attack.

Lolsss, dis is freaking Hilarious!! Hope u did not wear Skinny Penciled Trousers to Skul??

Going to Skul to Wow students with Dressing..Una Funny ehn..

@d OP, Nice and Creative Post from You!!

Mine was in 2016 During my NYSC Days In a Community close to Zaki biam in Benue State!! Was Teaching Literature in English in a SS3 Class Filled with doz Tiv Girls with Big boobs..

Then was telling dem about Sources of Literature and about Legend, Folkdance, Myth,etc..I asked dem whether dey even Watch Films?? Was talking about Odyssey,Troy, etc

One Dark complexioned Girl called Dorathy now mumbled something to her Seatmate..I quietly went to d seatmate and asked her 'wat did ur Friend say??'..

She didn't want to Tell but later told me dat 'She dey watch only Blue Films'..

I just Smiled n asked Dorathy 'Why do you like Blue Films', What do you even Gain frm it?? Her Friend now told me in Thick Tiv accent 'E go make Girl Sabi how to do the Thing Well well'..

I immediately Faced d board n copied my Note but couldn't help but Laff secretly!!

Really, Teenage/Sec skul Girls are so sexually corrupt..Now, wen I hear stories of sec sch male teachers succumbing to dier temptations, I understand dier plight!!

All d same, Let every Guy out der Try develop Self-control wen Teenage or Little Girls tempt you!!

Hyland:
Wow!
Nice Write-up.

Thanks, man!!

When pple say dey re in Love, dey need to Prove it by Doing Sth Sacrificial for the Partner!! Dats wen U know its Love!!

I Remember d Big Brother Africa Edition of 2007!! In d House, One beautiful Girl from Angola then fell in Love with a Tanzanian Guy, who was Married!!

Housemates n viewers( Particularly Married women) outside Frowned@d Relationship as d Guy was now cheating on his Wife, who was interviewed n felt betrayed!!

But Towards d End of d Show, D Angola Belle, her Tanzanian Lover in d House n I think one Nigerian became Finalists!!

Then d Angolan Girl won Head of House n She and her Love Interest alongside 1 other person were up for Eviction n she was to Save herself and leave d Guy to his Fate Inorder to stand a chance of clinching d Mouth-watering Grand Prize!!..

She Put Herself up For Eviction n Saved the Guy!!

D Action Shocked Everyone in Africa n I Think it was the Highpoint of dat BBA 2007 Edition!!

So, She Did Something Sacrificial for Her Partner!! Dats wat defines Love!!

Not d one Davido n Chioma or Most Guys/Girls are doing today!!

Angelfrost:
Auba and Saka, yes! The others, nah!!!... That is an all round average team not even worthy to be in top 6!

Mr Angelfrost, Let me support you on this!!

Arsenal players re only good on Paper..Big names without big impact..Auba, Laca,Xhaka, Ceballos, Pepe, David Luiz, etc..

Leceister players aren't big names but have more Football quality n effectiveness than Arsenal players..Dats wat d Guy doesn't understand!!

Schmeichel - Leno
Justin- Bellerin/Cedric Soares
Soyuncu- Gabriel or Pablo Mari
Wilfred Ndidi- Partey
Teilemanns - Xhaka
Maddison- Odergaard/Smith-Rowe
Iheanacho - Lacazette
Harvey Barnes/Ayoze Perez- Pepe
Vardy- Aubameyang..

These players re Far better dan Arsenal players..Tho Arteta too should be doing better dan this!

Same thing with Everton, Aston Villa..Most of dier players are more efficient dan some Man u, City, or Liverpool players!!

Yesterday, I watched Brighton's match against Leeds!! Dat team has efficient, hungry players!!

So football is about wat players do on d Pitch!!

@OP, Of all celebrity couples around, It is Davido and Chioma you use to Symbolize 'TRUE LOVE'??

They Were NEVER in Love!!

Theirs was always a Relationship of Convenience!! She was a Fine, plumpy girl who was homely and Was a great cook..
Davido was a Young, Generous Billionaire whose Father is also a Billionaire!!

So both went into d relationship for Selfish reasons A.k.a. Let Me See What I can Take or Collect!!

Though some say True Love doesn't exist, but wat I understand about Love is dat ' There must be Sacrifice made by one partner'..If you say You love a Person, You must be able to Make a Big Sacrifice for dat person..If You Can't, You re not in Love!!

In the Classic Movie Titanic, Rose (Kate Winslet) left d Riches and connections of Her Family n tried to Elope with her lover, Jack (Leonardo Di Caprio) who was Poor.Dats Sacrifice, Dats Love!

Don't think Nigerian Girls Today would b able to do dat!!

Until When a Person is Able to Give out all d Money in his/her Bank Acc, Donate a body organ, Forsake his/her Inheritance, Live in poverty with d partner, etc..dats wen It's Love!!
Otherwise, Don't Call it Love!!

So Mr OP, Using Davido n Chioma in ur Example abuses the Word 'Love'

Thank you!!

See some Clowns up der trying an attempt on Trolling!!

Saying Skales Career is dead..

How about your own Life?? Wat have u achieved??

We Shud b asking ourselves dis Particularl Question..

While Skale's is not as Big as Wizzy, Davido, Tiwa Savage or BurnaBoy, He has done well for himself in d past 10yrs!!

With some great songs too..

Shake Body
Lole
Mujo
Temper n Rmx ft BurnaBoy
Booty language ft Sarkodie
Kpete Wicked
Currency ft Davido, etc..

His Bank Acc might also be Fat too..

oguns222:
How are you sure buhari's bad leadership will also not consume your parents, siblings and loved ones before he leaves office?

You better be careful what you defend. It can bounce back hard on you and your children.

Helinues abi Hell Anus get Sense b4??

Na Dimwit him be.. Bloody Yoruba Muslim guy who supports Failure!! Worshipping Tinubu/APC for foolish reasons..

See d way Nigeria has nosedived into a State of Chaos, Violence, Massive Unemployment and Economic Comatose!!..

Yet him, MannaVultureGriller, Bosstrevor, Seunmg, and some other Foolish Clowns still tell u Buhari/APC have done well or Cowardly mention Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan to save face..

May Ogun, Amadioha n other gods of Africa cure d Madness of diz NL Buhari Psychos!!!..

@d OP, If we want to be Honest, Most Women/Girls don't even understand Demselves in d First Place, So hw can Guys understand dem??

Most Females are in a sort of Identity or Personality Crisis..Sometimes, A Girl will want to b feminine, slutty, bossy, motherly @the same time...

Sometimes A Girl Will crave Love, sometimes Adventure/Danger, sometimes loneliness, sometimes Financial Independence like Oprah Winfrey, Linda Ikeji, etc..Dey wants so many things@d same time, hence Confusing Everyone Around on who Dey are!!

@ d points above is is d Major reason Their Romantic Relationships are turbulent most times n end in Break up! Dey leave Cool guys confused by diz traits..D Bad Guys don't waste time on trying to find out about Females personality..Dey use Money/Sweet mouth/Lies to Fvcck Girls and Quickly move on!!

Dats y a young Lady will be having multiple Bfs n Fvcking because she does not even know wat she wants in a man and even in Life!! N does not know Herself properly!!

During my NYSC days, one Teaching Practice Girl in my PPA told me' Hmm, Don't Trust me oo, because I don't even trust myself'!!!!..

So, Dats it!! But not all though, Some ladies I have also Met are goal-oriented, focussed and seem to know wat dey want in Life!!..

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Lolsss, Dis Mosdiii of a Guy, ehn!!..

Nice Post from the OP!!.

Agreed, Difficult to Stop but not IMPOSSIBLE to Stop!!

*Pornography- I feel there is certain age you get to and it becomes boringg to you..@17/18 yrs, you re excited Watching but @28/29, some maturity means you tend to move away from it Gradually..

*Masturbation- Very strong addiction for both Males n females!! However, it can be stopped once the victim gets a Bf/GF!!
A Girl told me dat She has had sex with only One Guy in her Life but she Fingered herself alot when she was in teens.. Dat she stopped when d Guy finally 'Shook Prick in her'..Lol,..

*Sex- Masturbation's cousin!! Also Very Addictive!! Can also be stopped/controlled when you try tame your Urges and tell yourself that you re not a Kid and dat Adults should b able to have Self-control!!

Just Say, Am not working currently.. But I'm doing gud..

Then d Person might ask y you re out of ur Job?? Depending on ur relationship, u tell d person d true state of affairs..
Dats it..

Just Say, Am not working currently.. But I'm doing gud..

Then d Person might ask y you re out of ur Job?? Depending on ur relationship, u tell d person d true state of affairs..
Dats it..

Faller:
The truth is just because it's normal to you doesn't necessarily make it normal to me....

Example : The Polygamy in the Animal Husbandry Region...it's a norm there...
but is not that prevalent in the south.... I'm not saying it doesn't exist....

Secondly what Buhari is doing now is not Normal to sensible Nigerians...it's wickedness...but it's Normal to Garba Shehu....Femi adeshina.... pantami.... ...Helinues...arewa1stson and the rest of the BMC

MannaVultureGriller and His Bandwagon of Crazy Clowns take Buhari d Boko Terrorist as dier Personal Saviour n Champion!!

Idiotic Mofos..

Adakintroy:
This is why I hate the budesliga. The lack of real competition. ones a team emerge to rival Bayern, they break it up to piece. If they can't beat you on the field, they figure how to beat you off it.

When dutchmund emerge under klopp. They bought lewandoski, gotze out.

Now liepzig is getting too close for comfort. So they take out the head.

Ask me who will rival them next season.

Good one, Mr!!

Dat was what I was telling d SenatePresido Guy!!

Bayern Munich don't give room for other European clubs to compete with Top Talents in d Bundesliga!!

They just snatch, Mid-season!!

As you said, dey Break up dier Rival's Team inorder to gain Monopoly in d Bundesliga!!

As Far as 2002, Dey Destroyed Bayer Leverkusen's Fastastic team of Michael Ballack, Ze Roberto n Lucio..Dey left one Oliver Neuville for Bayer..

Somehow, Dats Bullying!! N Dats y dier League is not Respected!! n no Ballon'Dor can come out of it..Wen Ribery was crying about 2013 recently, I just laughed!!

Have to Disagree with John Fashanu on this!!

I Support Gernot Rohr!!

f Odion Ighalo and even Ahmed Musa are still fit, plays for dier clubs and Still Wants to Play for d Super Eagles, We should support Dem!!

Any Team dat wants to Win an International Competion must Have Experienced players.
e.g The FIFA World Cup Winners, Brazil 2002(Cafu, Rivaldo, etc) Italy 2006 (Francesco Totti, Del Piero, Alessandro Nesta, etc) and Germany 2014(Klose, Bastian, Phillip Lahm(..Or Cameroon 2000/2002 and Algeria 2019 AFCON Winners!!..

Onuachu, Simy Nwankwo, Osihmen are in-form Strikers but don't have experience in International competitions yet..

Also, dats it!!

Have to Disagree John Fashanu on this!!

I Support Gernot Rohr!!

f Odion Ighalo and even Ahmed Musa are still fit, plays for dier clubs and Still Wants to Play for d Super Eagles, We should support Dem!!

Any Team dat wants to Win an International Competion must Have Experienced players.e.g The FIFA World Cup Winners, Brazil 2002, Italy 2002 and Germany 2014...Or Cameroon 2000/2002 and Algeria 2019 AFCON Winners!!..

Onuachu, Simy Nwankwo, Osihmen are in-form Strikers but don't have experience in International competitions yet..

Also, dats it!!

SenatePresdo:
Bayern Munchen are always lucky on Signing new Managers.

Even when they are not in form, they are always a hard nut to crack, even by other European Giants.

Funny thing is that I hardly see them break the transfer window's records of signing overpriced players.

They are simply 'The Undertaker' of European club football.
You just have to give it to them.

No, sir!! Bayern Munich are like Hawks!! They Are like 'Bullies' of German Football.

They Poach and quickly swoop on a Great Talent of Other German Teams and Claim d Player/Coach..They don't Allow competions from other European Clubs for a Player! They Quickly Buy d Player Mid-season!! Dats like Bullying/Monopoly Buying .

If Haaland's Price-Tag was Relatively Low, Bayern would have Snatched and 'Possessed' him B4 the end of the Season..Dats dier Modus Operandi..

They did this with
Manuel Neuer
Lewandoski
Mario Gotze
Matt Hummel
Dayot Upamecano of Leipzig, etc..

So, Don't praise Dem!!

Properoo:
If i own a private school, I will not hesitate to fire that teacher for dereliction of duty, for fatally abandoning his duty, for not doing his job.
He was given a child that is not active in class. His job is to make the child active in class. He was given a child that is a truant. The teacher's job is to change him from being a truant. He was given a child that keeps a bad gang, and he cannot motivate and inspire him to make his life useful and leave the bad gang. If the child is left to that trajectory, maybe he will end up as a cult member in when he enters university. Maybe he will become an armed robber or something worse later in life. The parent is paying so much money to raise a good child, a teacher that did not do his job is writing rubbish on the child's report! that teacher should go to jail for dereliction of duty

This Person, What's Wrong with You??

See d Way you are Yapping!! The Teacher must do dis, The Teacher must do dat...So because u pay a Staff, He or She should Slave to Death??

All doz things you mentioned, You think it's easy for the Teacher to get Positive Results, Just lyk dat??

Even most Enlightened or humane Parents knows Teacher's work is not easy..

Better Change Your Mentality!!

It's like you re a Richman's/Privileged Kid who haven't worked in a Private organization B4!! U dey Enjoy life, hence you don't know d Stress of Diz Private Jobs!!

@OP, Your Friend did Wrong!!

He was too Hard n Direct on his choice of words..Almost seemed like he still bore Grugdes on d students who I suspect must have done him hard e.g Mocking his salary, Shoes, Clothes, Way of speaking, etc..

Sec skul students both in Private n public schools do dat alot..

So mayb He was trying to Revenge for d injustices dey must have done to him!! Hence His Aggressive way of sending his message!!

But Also, For d School to tell him to Apologise to d Parents, is VERY WRONG!! By doing dat, they make d parents feel like Tin gods n Also Bolden Students to Misbehave!!

They would have called the Parents to apologise then Disciplined d Teacher by Salary Reduction!! You don't just Sack ur Staff to Please Pple!!

It may have Ripple Effects in d School as a Whole n other Staff might b Demoralized n Don't give in dier best!!

Now ur Friend should calm n learn life's lesson as he grows older!! Sometimes, you have to overlook d 'Craze' of other pple..

On a Lighter note, A Teacher friend who had a Very Dull n Stubborn student said he was tempted to write in d Student's Result..',SKUL FEES SHOULD BE INVESTED IN MORE PROFITABLE VENTURES'..Lol!!

@OP

Firstly, Just be yourself, Speak well and Don't try to overly impress the Guests..

Do a Background check/investigation on your Client, e.g d person's Tastes, church, University dey attended, Football club d person supports, etc..Dis will give you things to say about himm..

On your own, conceptualize some jokes for the Guests..In a Birthday, @least 7 to 8 Jokes is good for the Guests..

Then on D-Day, Skip breakfast (inorder to avoid sweats, bowel movements, etc), Chew gums n listen to very cool songs, e.g Don William, Celine Dion songs to Lighten ur mood!!

But den, u can also listen to d Rap Artiste, Erigga!! Guy's has got some Funny n Crazy lyrics.. So dats it..

If You don't have Jokes and You need some, WhatsApp me..
09033499612..

Futurecryptoo:
Misplaced priorities..The last thing this country needs is a university

As in..So Unnecessary!!

With d Astronomical rate of unemployment caused by Lack of Industries, Poor electricity supply and poor infrastructure,, States and d Federal Govt shouldn't be building universities..

Where will the Graduates of diz Skuls work??

Dats y Yahoo has overtaken Delta State n other States of Nigeria!!

Acquisition of Degrees
But No Industries,or Loans for graduates to start dier business!!
U see now workers working in Filling stations, Hotels, POS stands, etc..

@OP!! Jogging is Bae..

I don't joke with it@all..

When I see d likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ramsey Nouah, etc looking fit in dier late 30's n 40's, I am always impressed!!

As a man, it's good to engage in some Rigorous exercise once in a while to improve your..
*Agility
*Heart beat
*Immune System..

But since you say you are having pains, will advise you to go for Shorter Distances..

Also, it's like you don't sleep at night or Overwork yourself during d Day..

Sleep well, Eat moderately, Don't burn yourself out with work during d Day n you will be Fine!!..

saphiere:
Stop mentioning me if you don't need a ban. Mind your business

Lol, Just see Yourself now, Doesn't want to be corrected..
Not knowing we can be wrong sometimes n Somebody could correct us!.

Even Complimented you and Advised you on ways to be a Better n Balanced Reporter of news...

So, Is it this 'Men are Bad' Kind of News you want to be Posting till 2025??

As I have told you, Post other Educative or Entertaining news here for readers..You re better dan 'Men, Men ' Stuff!!..

Take d simple Advice, ok??