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Odunharry:
Lol... Nice one... wanted to reply Her before..
Imagine saying their womanly instinct is correct and Guys are mostly players..

make we sit down dey look.

No mind her.

Well if you truly really willingly loves him, go to his house, apologise like a good woman, if he still frowns face,hug him,if he still frowns face ,kiss him,but he if remans stubborn and still remains adamant in the frowning of face.Go down and

Give him a head, I swear him brain go wake up with laughter.



"Runs out of thread"

ForeverYoung197:
Sister, we all know that a lot of men are Playa. Not all of them but most of them are toasting five different women at the same time. Your womanly instinct mostly is correct. So follow it. When a guy declined to call you back or text you back simply because he still have a handful of women on his list. Move on and find a man who deserved u the most.

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, we all know that a lot of women are coded Runs girls/Oloshos. Not all of them but most of them are bleeping five different man at different intervals.. Our manly instinct is mostly correct. But we just dont follow it,we evaluate it tentatively.

No offense

tushgirl:
Good day all,
I met a guy around February,initailly someone gave him my bbm pin so we were chatting but I wasn't into him then(because I haven't seen him then),i would always ignore him or reply sometimes....i. Began to feel something for him toward April ending so the chat and calls were regular...we started dating and the relationship was going on smoothly,we met and I fell in love immediately...my feelings for him was so strong,i told him him I felt and he told me same too.

We were suppose to meet last week but he suddenly text me and told me about a meeting he was to attend so I accused him going to see other girls and not the said meeting.
I told him my mind,how I felt he is a womaniser,i said many things but I never insulted him,i later called and apologise even when I know he might have been with another girl that weekend....i have been begging this guy since Friday,he said he had heard bit he refused to ping or call me
I'm not exaggerating but I get admires everyday..i have someone seeking for my hand in marriage,a very comfortable person.

Nb:This guy don't have much,but I still don't c care.

Pls talk sense into my head,insult me,i want to forget about him totally.

Rocktation,lalasticlala help a sister out

He called you and explained to you on the reasons he can't meet up and yet you pegged him a womaniser simply because you think all men are womanizers and you don't have a little atom of trust for him.
More reason you shouldn't be judging issues blindly, what if he truly went for an urgent appointment?.

You mentioned that other guys do ask you out for marriage and so? Shey na new thing ni

My dear please reorient your perception about men and don't conclude on a matter like this without going through it tentatively.

I wish you well

gebest:
the problem still lies on the fall of oil prize, if crude oil is sold for $100 a barrel now they will ve money to pay d loan, pay salaries nd still ve surplus for capital projects, i mean the sincere governors like Oshiomhole not people like govr Mimiko of Ondo nd Fayose of Ekiti. wailers u can hug transformer if u like.

But sir why oil, oil,oil.... the crude oil over dependence is just kind of annoying, don't other states have national resources that the nation can tap from. Why always crude oil. Moreover how do countries without crude oil survive?

All professional economist in Nja should come together as one to see how we Naija can zap resources from other states.

A very good lovely brilliant development.

I wonder want they use the loans to do.No reasonable fiscal policy plans to make revenue,they just keep piling up loans as if it was in their DNA to gather gbese. At the long run when they foolishly expend it, they go back to the archive and blame either Jonathan or the past governor.

Moverover, what is Benue state governor doing? ....I don't just understand the CHANGE in Benue.

safarigirl:
nobody to open up to. Like I said, guys don't like me 'like that'....i'm just cool with them

I LIKE YOU...you got good working brains.

safarigirl:
never. If I did, it would make my situation so much easier to understand.

But I never went through any form of trauma, abuse or it's relations, i'm just not an intimate person

Not just an intimate person wow!!! like seriously?

I wished we go swap.

Vickyydera:
I know the feeling too, at a point in my life, I almost gave up on love as a result of heart breaks but I didn't let it break my spirit or make me hate men and make bad generalization, I still continued my life, then one day I finally met the right guy, now am happy in love . That's what trying to tell these folks.

Series of heart breaks from men Hmmmm, Rich men I guess.

Well,its cool to know you have seen the right man and you are dating him for the right reasons.Enjoy your man, I pray you embittered fellows on nairaland find their respective men also.

Fine girl looking kinkin

safarigirl:
hello.....I'm a female who isn't interested in getting married because men prefer whoring, gold digging opportunists to those who won't try to swindle them for all they're worth.

Totally given up on the idea of marriage since i'm apparently too skinny, ugly and opinionated for most guys. So, i'm highly interested in adoption or using a sp3rm bank.

I can't blame men for the way they see women because it's other women that caused this thought process. What I blame men for though, is their inability to see good girls because they're blinded by the bad ones who happen to have attractive wrappers.

I am utterly disgusted with that behaviour you stated of young girls becoming prostitutes in school, I see it in the girls hostel, but wetin man go do? You can only talk so many times before someone begins to insult you or remind you that "men don't even like you".

Anyway, nice to meet someone else who has given up on the idea of marriage because of the things he's seen

Hello dear,

The problem with both genders is that they always evaluate issues about abnormal characters without going through it tentatively. Another problem I can fathom from the first paragraph is the generations of men as what you classified them above.Which is not fair to those that are keeping the norms and etiquette intact.


I empathize with you,but not all men seeks for big nyash,boobs, etc some just want a woman that won't give him any problem at the long run. Moreover you are very intelligent which is a magnanimous plus,I do read most of your thread so I am not just blabbing. The opinion of using sperm bank for now should be put on check"what if your children ask you of daddy nko? lolzz

Me too once gave up on the institution of marriage just like killjoy,Paul and some other nairalanders but since we humans are dynamic ,my ideology changed inherently.

All is well.

But wait ooo, what kind of governmental system are we practicing? is it oligarchy, unitary or padipadism?

Because pegging Nigeria as a federal entity is a mirage to me.

Brigance:
Did I share any belief with you?

Like I said, if your faith can't withstand any more scrutiny, you know whom to cry to.

Your cousins have done the same, now they have a whole section to themselves.

lolz...its a good idea for the admin to have created a separate section for those ambassadors of terror to continue in their delusion of unlimited virgins...if not one of them would have dropped a dynamite on nairaland.

At least I can blend with Christians than those entities that tag non believers as arene.

Oh boy see as every every assets shoot out.

Ebube rocks jare!


See as her breast dey firm and gallant.

God abeg Bless me with babe with this kind of asset, unlike those babes wey once dey UnCloth their breast go flat like slippers.

Yes ooo, some of us have food allergies ooo.

Na so, I go for one party for eko hotel, when e reach time for food "serve yourself" Instead of me to go select Nja dish jeje, I went to select Chinese dish "shey na by force to form posh ni?"

Come see as I dey munch shrimps and fresh tomatoes dey squeeze face... to cut the story short sha, My belle kom swell like mr Ibu own, I purged for 2 weeks. Never again will I make such error.. lolz

Some people answer interview questions like this student below...lolz


WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

Why won't they fail, when no light to read, fuel is on the high side, no money for hand to munch better food.

I blame the economy.

on the contrary.

Funny

This is serious! No joke at all.
Just read.

WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

Eyaaaa,

I just hope the about to be homeless entities gets compensated.

On the contrary.


Funny

This is serious! No joke at all.
Just read.

WAASCE 2015 Biology

Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).

Check the answer a student gave;
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste
waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for
soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy
goat but sheep dont
give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the
sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't
have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not
smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on
right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot
jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.
#COPIED#

BrightEye:
the shield that protects dlc, is as strong as Goliath's armour. #teamdlcstudents

Correct Bro, you are so on point.

I rep Psychology

Now its PTA, i hope later they won't organise excursions to AIT or lobby for inter house sport?

Well, as far as all this brouhaha does not affects its Dlc program #WMB#

Just imagine PTA for university na wa ooo

lezz:
You're beneath me. In birth and breeding you're inferior!!!


You are the biological summation of inferior genes of kleptomania, mundanity and paranoia. Every molecule of you is of a failed biological evolution. You're nature's experiment gone bad!!!

Fall on your knees and take my dïck in your mouth!

That's the only way your life will have any semblance of purpose!!!

Crone of emotional frigidity

Lolzzz... see bullet... na wa ooo.

"Experiment gone bad" haba!!!

But I don't just get it.

Bro Lez are you and postmann twins?

Genocidal1:
STFU! You fat tub of lard.. Behind those false smileys, I can feel your pain. A pain that can never be quenched.

You are forever cursed to stay ugly and inferior to pretty women and you can't stand it. That's why you spend your day whoring and cussing online but don't take your anger out at the world, blame your predicament on those two pig faced fvcktards who merged to produce a hideous gargoyle such as yourself!

You can report me as much as you want, WE see through binary, bans don't deter us.

Shallom.

Cc; MadCow1, Sleekyshuga(f), Beremx(f), PunkyV(
ipledge5, Kachisbarbie(f), lanicky(f), Yieldings(f),
modath(f), Izen, 3rdlegxxx(m), Amodsun(m),
Truckpusher(m), HaneefahAde(f), oweniwe(m),
MarieSucre(f), silverr(f), Okijajuju1(m), tolusan

So this is her real face?

interesting!!!

But

She could have contested for miss nairaland na or could it be due to lack of fan base?

just curious sha.

Could this be a warning or conspiracy theory?










**COPIED**

[06/05 11:42]
By Adamu Mohammed.

Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us.

But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never!

I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done.

It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families.

I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know.

We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power.

We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril.

[06/05 11:42] Uche Akobundu: Forwarded as Received........

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GRAZING RESERVE BILL.

Please continue to pass this leaked information until every Yoruba, Igbo and all Christian parts of Nigeria gets alerted.
This was planned many years by Fulanis as a strategic way to the Islamization of Nigeria.

That was why Buhari continued running for Presidency even at his old age because they knew he is the most possible means to achieving their wicked goal.

In 1804 - 1808, Fulanis came in from Guinea to the Northern part of Nigeria, led by Usman Dan Fodio. He led in the jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the northern Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms through war. By 1810, Fulanis had already conquered all Hausas.

They formed the Boko Haram sect solely for the purpose, waiting for Buhari or any of their Fulani brother to come in power but unfortunately, Goodluck Jonathan came into power and they became wildly annoyed.

They started their violence to distract him, and made his administration difficult and cumbersome. Know it that whether it was Yoruba or Igbo that won that Election, what Goodluck Ebele Jonathan experienced in office would have been the same for whoever was on the seat during GEJ'S Regime. The same thing could've still happened about Boko Haram.

Now their dream has been achieved having their brother on top.

Here is their plan.
They started herdsmen war believing that they have the chance to control all parts of the country since they are in power and also controlling the Armed Forces.

If GRAZING RESERVE BILL is passed and achieved, It means that Fulanis will have a place mapped out for themselves strategic places in all 36 States of Nigeria.

The next thing is that, they will start bringing in their wives and children to increase their population.

With time, they will have their Emir installed in all the 36 States which will eventually take part in every leadership community gathering... with a bid to taking over the entire communities.

They will eat into every community like worms and the place given to them can never be taken away from them again since it had been passed into law.

Their sect will be ready to strike in every State and Community with no hiding place for anyone since they have known every corner of our Communities.


CONCERNED STATE GOVT NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL OF THESE LIBIANS IN DISGUISE.

At the inception I used to think this Hon Fayose was an error to Ekiti people but after going through the details of all his documentation objectively, my respect for him emerge.

The only Govt so far that came out to rebuke and reprimand Fulani herdsmen without licking d ass of the President.

Kudos Honorable Fayose.

lezz:
Thanks, brother, the point you raise with in the all caps part is breathtakingly concise and factual in its sheer truth!

Thanks Bro,it's a pleasure.

Moreover, kudos to you and postmann for putting many of these girls forming feminist, in place.

Fantastic thread.

Nice one Bros Lezz.

One fact I know for sure is that "a woman's primary lot is marriage"

Many of them claiming they won't marry is simply because they are paranoid of ending up with a cheat, divorce etc.

But deep down in their internal mind,they want and need a man.

A RICH WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN FEELS UNHAPPY AT A LONG RUN,WHILE A MARRIED MAN WITHOUT MONEY WILL END UP PARTIALLY UNHAPPY. Juxtapose it.

Uncle Johnie, this is fantabulous,

But,



As vast as the universe is, where could hell fire be hidden?

or is it that the no researcher have been able to find hell zone in spite of their sophistication in science?

computerboy:
Depends on what you want to import. There are some products that give up to 300% ROI. In this case, you won't mind the dollar rate

300% return on investment
For real?

Can you please elaborate a little bit sir?