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Ebiz12:
Awwww....really fun and true

I love the idea of being in love
I love to love! In spite of the things that happen around us
I love love! True love though
And yes it still exists!

"True love never dies mantra" is real

Love is the most used Word in the dictionary we use it when we wants something , I am guilty of it and so you are.

Oluwaseytiano:
Just wondering, if Adam and Eve had not eaten the forbidden fruit as God warn and they lived on, reproducing immortal descendants, the world would have become overpopulated. What would God have done? Relocate some people to mars?

My problem with logical thread like this one, is that, it hardly makes front page.

darlenese:
Oh Nooooooooooo

What

darlenese:
68. For every seven seconds, adult men think about sex.

Men ! Over to you!

Pls confirm this ASAP

No be lie.

It is an innate syndrome.

1metre:
sex can be very sweet, very very sweet but it's wrong in the eyes of God, especially to non married people

Why

So a man that couldn't marry due to some personal factors, should abstain from sex forever abi? even when his brain system strongly demands it.

xynerise:
I read this article page by page.

Seriously, we guys don't benefit anything from the ladies when it comes to sex.

We make the ladies beautiful through sex

We increase the breast through sex and even prevent cancer via MouthAction

Our sperm makes their faces fresh and even add calories to their system.

......and many more.

Now what do we benefit from the ladies?

Orgasm

Sex is Overacted.
Thanks for this vital info Mr explorer.

The breast looks artificial

segsbenks:
oh sorrry bro, bt wait o, ao u take register to dis place self, because am sure say na village u dey live, oooh, maybe u don dey enjoy d change wey den talk be dat o, bt seriously bros u ar missing o............ anyways.. see you in d next yam festival..!

Funny!

Which party should I blame now

yomi007k:
I like this guy.

He is just too intelligent and always Realistic.

front page material

Xiadnat:
In the spirits of counter-thread:

1. You are simply not her type- she is using your for money and status ie: poverty alleviation program. (PAP)

2. You are a misogynist at heart. 'Nuff said.

3. You are too presentable- you are a bona fide playa playa, third degree womanizer and CEO of casanova-dom

4. You are NOT husband material- cant' keep job, you spend frivolously, you have masters' degree in dirt, but can't assist and don't believe in men doing chores (chauvinism)

5. You do not support her dreams- you think her role is in the house/kitchen/bedroom; to be seen and not heard Or just look pretty and be Ms. trophilicious

If you have all of the aforementioned characteristics to any nth degree, if you put a ring on it, I will promptly take it off. In fact, don't even ask. Re: pre-marital sex, no editorial comment.


So there....

Hmmmmmmm Orishirishi.

7.She is waiting for the man to get rich

analice107:
It sounds impossible you to ba? Well, maybe Apostle Paul is a fictitious character to you. But Johnnydon is a toy compared to Saul.
Pleaton is confused. He is neither here nor there, so I don't take him serious. They are all the seed of the son of perdition though.
Just like Saul, Johnnydon cup go full. Hahahahaha, When him cup full, nobody go tell am. All this talking tough go cease.

You think?

kevoh:
Because frontpage is meant for 'Olajumoke: Breadseller turns model', 'See the snake I caught while sleeping' or ' Davido in love with tonto Dike'... Not threads that will make people challenge their reasoning faculty.


Or Snap did I just type regular frontpage keywords? Someone mention a certain Mod's name, we might probably make frontpage.

For real?

CoolUsername:
'Cause the mods tend to suppress atheist threads. Pretty sure they do it to maintain traffic.

Oh I see, but its ain't fair na! There might be many perplexed entities dwelling in menhancoly because of they are binded under the yoke of both aforementioned religions.

They need to get enlightened with insightful threads like this.

Why is it that insightful thread like this hardly hits frontage?

analice107:
Anybody wey follow Johnnydon go cry later, because Johnnydon will one day cry with real tears pleading with God to save sinners. He will preach this gospel. I warn you guys now, don't follow him.

That's what I want if possible.
When the imaginary fantasies or postulations of miracles,healing with prayers,dividing of sea into two, commanding of dry bones to walk,sticks turning into snakes, becomes reality then maybe many of us might be convinced.

Imagine johnnydon2 and platteon preaching the gospel. Choi...

93damsel:
But why is it common now adays that men tell ladies that IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
The question is "Is sex love"

No sex isn't love, moreover most guys have it for the fun of it or rather to reduce hormonal suppression.



Love is Beyond Sex.

johnydon22:
Let me tell you another glaring truth about such barbaric unjust beliefs.

If the person offering you salvation is exactly the same person threatening you, then it is not salvation but blackmail, tyranny and sheer abuse.

she said God doesn't send you to hell but your rebellion, who exactly prepared hell..

you?

Check another similar scenario.

Mr John was walking along the way enjoying the music from his newly bought phone, and then all of a sudden Mr Yahweh jumps out with a gun pointed at John's face.

Give me that Phone or i shoot you..

Now John has two options either give the phone to Mr Yahweh and live or refuse and bite the bullet.

Mr John rebels and refuses and Mr Yahweh pulls the trigger and runs later apprehended by the police and charged to court.

His lawyer Analice107 makes a case for him, she rents.

"Your honour, Mr Yahweh here is innocent of murder, Mr john actually committed suicide"

"How so?" Asked the baffled judge.

"Your honour, my dear mr Yahweh lovingly asked Mr John for his phone or he gets the bullet and this is rooted in Mr John's freewill, he either chooses to obey the authority or choose the bullet.

He chose the bullet by refusing and rebelling against my dear loving mr yahweh. so you see, it was not Mr yahweh that killed mr John rather it was Mr John's rebellion and refusal to comply with the demands of the loving gentle Yahweh."

And then the Judge declares Yahweh innocent.

So you see?

As she said, Yahweh is innocent of sending you to hell just as much as an armed robber who shoots you for refusing to give him your money.

it was your rebellion that shot you not the armed robber

This is logical and deep.

analice107, now I understood why you questioned me on mentioning johnny.

[quote author=analice107 post=44619056]why are you calling out Johnnydon?
you dont want to get mad, but you believe the JW why? is it because you want to feel comfortable in yoir sin, thinking you can eat your cake and have it?
you want proof for hellfire, yet you believe the JW even when the clearly deny obvious scriptures that talks about it. what proof did they give to you to believe there is no Hellfire?

My dear ,I am not calling on johnnydonn, He made the assertion of "Christians worshiping their fears" and I am quoting him,because there is sense in what he said.

Well,I believed them JW because most of their preaching tow down the lane of peace, love, and respect. Not creating a picture any fiercy fire burning vulnerable humans.

Moreover, I asked for proof and the best you could do ma is to give me a rhetorical reply.No problem

Well, If all the stories are real? I just hope the said light that changed Saul a very creul chacter in the Bible to Paul a mouthpiece/vicar of God, will shine open us. As proof that all the postulations we hear and read are for real.Thanks

[quote author=analice107 post=44617817]If you live in rebellion against that your dear heavenly Father, that your dear loving heavenly Father won't be the one sending you to hellfire, but your actions will be what will condemn you to hellfire.
if you like call it fear. my peiple say, you bite me for yansh you no fear shit, na me go bite you for nose fear micus? lol.
Romans 8:34 says;
if God did not spare his only son who was without sin, but gave him up to be crucified. who do you think you are?
No one is special. u do anyhow,you see anyhow.

listen up child. when Christ came the first time,he was a lamb. he slept with us in the dust,with the intent of raising us up to his level. When he will come t
he second time, He will no longer be that gentle smiling lamb, He shall be a Lion, a stern unsmiling judge, who wont be listening to pleas anymore.
There is Hellfire sir, and if you are guilty, you'll end up there.[/quote]

Hell fire is Real.Proof?

"We worship our fears" johnydon22.

No be lie.

My dear, I am not rebelling ooo. Just that I don't wanna get mad due to the yoke of religion.

Thanks Ma.

plaetton:
How often have you queried yourself about the things that you believe?
How often have you doubted the beliefs that you hold so dear in your heart?

Are your beliefs resident in your heart or in your thinking rational mind?

Which is temporary and which is permanent to you ,.the existential questions or the answers ?

How you answer these questions determine to a great extent, how sincere you are to yourself about what you believe or don't believe.

When I decided to use my brain to ascertain the Bible instead of my heart.

Hiroshima day

analice107:
It's a static ploy to keep you in your sins until it's too late. Have you read the Bible for yourself? Shouldn't you ask yoirseld why both old and new Testaments talks about hellfire but jw deny it?

Talks about Hell fire

I feel the postulates of hell is subjective to one's mindsect or perception.

I feel my loving father God won't just deliberately fix me in fiercely flame of fire,just because of an action I did due to my internal hormonal need eg sex.

The day, I started applying the school of thoughts of reality into the Bible, instead of always being subjective,was when my fanatism state declined.

Well, I will start believing in the theory of hell myth, whenever it is empirically proven.

Thanks Ma

I keep asking where were we 1000yrs ago and instead of giving me a realistic answer. All I get is an illogical prattle...sighsss.

tempem:
Yes, Jesus made the fact clear that we will be object of hatred just simply because of the "Good News". Why is it that when you go knocking on that same door without a bag, you'll be welcomed? Well, some had smeared lies about us. To get the best of Witnesses, meet them, and ask them your questions about their beliefs. Or, rather visit Jw.org. Well, I'll leave you with this concluding part of our daily text this morning. " whether those to whom we preach accept the Kingdom message or not, we have the satisfaction of knowing that we are doing our best to accomplish our ministry."

The main reason I like Jehovah's witnesses, is that they don't preach hell fire or rather don't believe in it.

unapapadeycraze:
Where you see her picture? Post it here, she no wan show me.

No bro... Except she approves it.

unapapadeycraze:
Where you see her picture? Post it here, she no wan show me.

No bro... Except she approves it.

Estherfabian

KingCheezyPuff:
A few reasons. I like the idea of being the only woman he's ever touched. I like the idea of him improving himself sexually with me . If he kept himself outta conviction to his faith,that's admirable. An the very idea of a male vigin is intriguing ta me.

How can you know one?