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Just yesterday dem teach you Yahoo, you don begin wear socks.

Abeggi!!

Loyal boyfriends exist but you girls call them "bro"

Invest in your woman, when you go broke she can sell two of her wigs

shantti:
*Moves into your own house*
"Not while we are still your parents"

no be lie

Congratulations..

Sometimes I know I am wrong but It's fun to argue

Nigerian parents:
"not till you're 16"
*turns 16*
"not till you're 18
*turns 18*
"not while you're under our roof" �

breakups in China are very hard, i mean you see your ex everywhere

Who cares?

No house chore is as humiliating as washing plates�

Lol baba de fear.

Some guys this past weekend book hotels to do the same things they do at home for some mins..�. The worst part is that they pay big money to shoot with rubber bullets while at home they shoot live ammunition for free

lolz, am fn, am 5n, Kul, k, and so on. Please stop it in 2021. If you can’t type just call abeg. Thanks��

JoshTim:
No go enter Nigerian river o, e dey swallow anything. A big baboo stick will not survive it. It's that bad

this guy na legend

cliqtips:
no, he doesn't.
because Trailer will only show you the intriguing part not the bad part

that was what he said..

Tadeknkeepcalm:
But trailers only show the best part of a movie. So you can still be disappointed.

you have a point..

Szilard:
Lmao

You don chop breakfast?

e get why

Once the media files has enough of comrade’s pic, focus on yourself, those creature can catch cruise with anything�

Very soon, people wey get 2022 go start to select who dem wan see in 2022... Make una shaa select me abeg

I wish people had at least a 30 sec trailer so you can see what you're getting yourself into .....

emmykk:
Alaye wetin you go tell pressmen or village people if anything go wrong with 3 red flag.

It was in the night
He wore black and black
He hold cutlass

I understand the power of fear

emmykk:


Another vehicle go carry am...me I dey go first

this man

Once the conversation is getting too serious
I drop one comrade memes to show you that we are not writing online exams�

True..

Don't use a taxi, walk with her in the rain.When you get home you all remove the clothes. Should I teach you everything ?

emmykk:
That black wearing carrying cutlass it difficult to stop and carry

maybe na late closing from farm

Some are wide but not too deep and some are deep but not too wide.
I'm talking about those Nigeria rivers.

Do you still have friends when your data is off?

Hold them close ❤️

Nigerians so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just because you're wearing all black, and it's night, and you're carrying a cutlass.
So in other words that snake na normal not spiritual so remove the village arrival from the context

arsenal33:
did your woman order you to write this?

lol, I know the truth is bitter

The world is controlled by men but sadly men are controlled by women.

Chummynoni:
I dont understand the connection between what you said and reality but it happened to me. The month I upgraded my account, I made more than a million naira that month despite going thru hardship for years. I just sat down and thot if the account cud be the reason, and lo and behold! It was. Some things happen beyond our comprehension .

this life is spiritual change is constant

You are using student account and you are praying for millions, how you wan take collect am?

Being a virgin in the village is very risky, you can be used as sacrifice at anytime. Lol..

One mistake in this period and you start breastfeeding next September.... Use this information the way you want