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Using loneliness as an excuse to reconnect with toxic people, is like drinking poison because you’re thirsty.�

How you go dey squat with person and you go de wake am up for morning devotion?�

So men pay money to fornicate with women, does that mean we are literally paying for our sins?

How to get 2 million naira in Feb is out, DM with your 5k to get the format

The offer is valid for 24hrs only

This particular usher keeps redirecting me thereby preventing me from sitting with my crush. Na mummy GO send you ba!
I'm bringing cord to church next Sunday�.

Dem pass expo to you for exam hall you dey crosscheck am...Peter you dey mad??��

Yw

9 months before i was born, i went to a party with my dad and left with my mom �

"I signed the attendance for you" is a love language.

If you got people that do that for you, don't joke with em �

He caught his wife cheating and went to his in-laws and shot all the cows he had paid as dowry

Message for today.

Only slim people will enter heaven. The Bible said narrow is the way. If you're thick or fat or whatever, forget abourit.

It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.�

No matter how angry you are, when NEPA brings light, your anger must reduce by 50%. It's in the constitution �

Exactly 1 month to Valentine's Day, it's time to reply to those DMs baby girl �

Girls are weird...why complain about monthly period when you can easily unsubscribe??

NohurryInLife:
One reason why I like una for here be say, no how as you say you sad reach, if you enter nairaland, you must laugh your sorrow out

FG lifts Twitter ban exactly after 222 days, 666 is number of the the Antichrist and 666 - 222 = 444.

444 - 222 + 222 - 222 + 444 = 666.

Do you get it now?�

Are you tired of everything going on with you? I want to let you know that you can give up.

This year I'm going strictly into agriculture, to harvest the roots of all evil�

Nobody:
Two random Nigerians:
“Go and on the light na”
“Its not onning”

Life’s like a road trip, Enjoy each day and don’t carry a lotta baggage.�

The older you get, the confidence to steal meat from your mother's pot get stronger�

Don't worry If you think nobody thinks about you, your landlord does�

Don't worry If you think nobody thinks about you, your landlord does�

As we miss Yaradua during Jonathan's regime, and missing Jonathan during Buhari's regime.. May we not see anything that will make us miss buhari��

If I DELETED message on WhatsApp pls don’t ask me what I DELETED… that’s why it’s DELETED�

It's funny How I'll walk in a room full of people & only speak to the ones I'm cool with �

Ok

Why is "All Together" written separately, but "Separately" is written all Together?

If your simcard is under your battery you need to work hard this year.

Pelicanmedia:
Libido

Many marriages and relationships started off as ‘soulmate’ but now they are ‘roommate’!

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