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Make my dreams chase me small

I Don tire �

That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.�

Rest

When a Nigerian begin a statement with ‘Actually ‘ just know say Na lie go follow �

Just found out not all women want your money. Some just want your love, care, attention and all your money.

There's no statement a man writes with Anger than; "Are you still coming, or I sleep ��"


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Be like this February go long pass January. We still dey Feb 1 since morning �

Girls be fine for 364 days and willingly put on excessive makeup to look like God forbid on their birthdays.

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Salary 30k, phone 350k, weavon 50k, & u get mind to ask God for miracle wen u are performing wonders already!��

*Depression ooooo��� Someone should talk to me and ask for my Account details before I drink maltina and peak milk oo*�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️

Just saw our Mechanic and his whole Family going to church in my Oga CAR

Ok

My dear no be big appetite you get, na longer throat dey worry you...
No dey use english disguise

Can someone tell these girls who put on chains around the their legs that the slave trade is over. They should stop giving us flashbacks�

Cuddling with someone’s bae is even warmer because their blood pressure is high from worrying they might get caught

If two people look happy together, leave them alone.�

Psychology says, break your people-pleasing habit before it breaks you.�

I miss primary school Assembly prayer “Die kingdom car, Die will be die on earth, I si sit in heaven" �

Chai what a bad way to die


Feed him heavily such that he won’t have space for junk food on the streets Otherwise this post isn’t about food�

Some girls are still trying to figure out how they can be in 7 different places in February 14th. ��

As you dey pray for daily bread dey ask for water too incase if the bread choke.�

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.�

Pastors children always forming celebrities In church, as if they went to Jerusalem high school ��

We were formed from dust and we all gon return to dust, that's why I don't dust cause it could be someone I know

I beg you in the name of God. Please don't suffer in silence, always play music in the background while suffering.

If you see them holding each other in public, just know that they no longer use condoms

So women have four lips while men have two.

Everytime "I quit my 9-5 job and I started trading and I'm making six figures" alaye make I rest. No be everybody go make am through crypto and forex.�

Do you know??

The brain shrinks over the course of the day, ending up smaller in the evening – before returning to its full size the next morning.�

Babalegba:
Lol, did this happen abroad.

for Lagos

Right time to sell your bitcoin coin and buy loud... atleast that one dey high �