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Anyone who can fry 3 sets of plantain without putting some in his/her mouth can keep a secret!

OK nice reason.

If your girlfriend is darker than you then it’s her duty to go lock the gate at night.�

Being a man is really hard in Nigeria. Someone can hate you for your own money.�

You people without microwave at home. How do you wash Clothes?�

Once they start smoking weed and drawing tattoos . Boom! they become rappers �

It's about to go down....


Girls that support Chelsea are capable of beating their husband's..

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No girl is born with a big forehead. It begins to grow when she starts to think about other people’s money.


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Bad character is now called mood swings, some even Dey call am zodiac sign.


U23 girls Sha

How our parents go from "SEX IS BAD" to "I WANT GRANDKIDS" is really funny �

when their mum be like “if you dey come buy suya come oh”…just know the hustle is VERIFIED.

Lol

The E and Y in the word ‘envy’ are silent.

Wisdom

Sis Code : No matter how beautiful a sis is, she will apply makeup on her graduation day �

Ladies are so extra dramatic when they get mad. Everything is "bye, delete my number, you won't hear from me no more, I hate you, I'm done, have a blessed life, leave me alone and they will sit there waiting for a reply�

They said you should find love , you said no , that you want to find money first , now looks at you it's the end of the year and you are with neither .

Your boyfriend dey beat you today no mean say e go marry you next year, he fit kill you before January 1st.�

DreamSonInlaw:
Ah ah..just like that baba �
Oya beak am down..wetin e mean

if you don't Gerrit, then forget aborritt

There are 70 ways of making a man happy. 1 is respect and the remaining is 69

Everyone deserves an Account Balance that enables them to sleep peacefully at night.

Dating a girl with a kid is not easy sometimes, just a little argument she uploads her kid and captions “my only happiness” ��‍♂️

Never trust a girl that stays alone and has two pillows �

Stop leaving your children all alone in your shop. I bought 9 cups of rice N150 today

ObaOfUyo:
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Only Broke guys think this way........


This is not a simp or redpiller thing

lol ekpo anie okuk

Take money from her purse while she is in the toilet, and give her as transport money. Should I teach you everything ?

Things we do for love..

In Ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a woman was considered a marriage proposal...


Incase you see me with Apple, comport �

Issa lie, my sim is still working

Nigeria..

Have you ever asked yourself why "B" is the coolest letter??

Because it's in the middle of AC

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

Hmm.. More insight..

Why can't a bicycle� stand on its own?,,, cause it's just two tired.