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There are 420 ways to succeed in life
Num 1 Is hard work
The remaining is 419

Where tiwa?

This weather has made me realize that I won't survive in hell. I gotta repent. ��

Odide009:
Why do we always like to add to people's problem? Someone came here for a solution to something giving him or her headache. You are here adding another one by condemning his or her written English. This is one of the reasons, people don't like to speak out, just to avoid depression.I am very sure that you understood what the person wrote. Not everybody can offer the very best in some areas. I'm sure you too, have your own weakness in some areas in life. Please, if you can't solve a problem, please, do not add to it. I suffered something like this when I newly came to Lagos from village. My fellow classmates were always laughing and making of fun my spoken English. Which made me to stop talking in class. And always liked to be alone. You can correct people without making them feel inferior or weak.

lol, wahala for who de misinterprete

Razaneli:
Guy!
I just cook finish
Whr u Dey ??

I qualify like that ?

; Dmake I drop aza

Big wiz not wizkid..


By this time my Mommy for don use broom measure my leg to buy me shoe, but now all man for himself

Let's not forget to pray this December please We groove, we drink and we eat with people who secretly hate us.

Iamvetlander:
Abeg you just give me 1k first. I go sponsor the giveaway. You no get shaking my Guy

a guy can not guy a guy in a guy guy way

Any wahala wey go make me speak or write good English, I no go see am this week. ��

Bvmsson:
Are you sure?

yes boss, make I drop aza?

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one...

This week motivation ��

If your boyfriend has a lot of female cousins.. My sister trust me....you are also one of his cousins �

I will be doing giveaway by 8pm tonight(30k)
To qualify send me 2k make I eat first.......
My body dey shake��

We need a drink called Lamar , so we Kendrick it.�

hope4nigeria:
tell us, I'm sure you too have no idea

99% of people who willingly accept cookies on websites have no idea what cookies even are.�

This one wey everybody don dey snub me laidis, abi my akant balance dey show for my profile pic? �

Gone are the days when a problem shared was a problem solved.These days a problem shared is a topic for gossip.��‍♂️

Christian universities & born again secondary schools everywhere but there is no Christ in there, not even the fruit of the spirit. Just morning devotions & Wickedness in high places.�

Wear Long Skirt You No Gree, Now You Wan Climb Bike You Dey Look Me.
If I Comot My Eye Make I Bend�

Mbok put your breast inside when going to church..


Don't allow the pastor to misplace his prayer to

Give us this day our daily breast instead of Bread�

A renown clown.

Men are like shoe laces � they go through many holes before they can finally tie the knot

How tf will you pay 50k for ticket just to see the artiste and faint�

Do you still pray before eating Abi you don too big? �

The more intelligent a child is, the earlier they begin to lie and the better they are at it...

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inumidun2010:
...
But on a serious note... You know how many times I don break up?... Everytime na THREAT, I just dey PRAY make she CHEAT make I use am as an EXCUSE to JAPA....
If GOD can grant me this DESIRE ehn , I go happy... LAGOS GIRLS and DRAMA....

bro be careful because she no use gun threaten you

Men are like shoe laces � they go through many holes before they can finally tie the knot�

inumidun2010:
Comrade... E be like say , I go follow your ADVICE....

prepare for the outcome

Don’t end this year keeping secrets, tell your girlfriends you won’t marry them . �

You wan share secret and you dey wear watch, lmaooo, you don forget “time will tell”

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Cryptobits:
Banditry

I go. With this

Which business person fit start with 10K to get 1M before Christmas?��