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A woman is not stupid if she doesn't ask you for money.. she is just testing your levels of selfishness..

If you want to be happy for a day drink beer,, if you want to be happy for few days get married but if you want to be happy for the rest of your life mind your own business,,

Thank me later

Most black families don’t support talent until they see money.

LINTUNE:

lol kilode?

He is still young to change his ways, hard man no de pay. #shuncultism.

Mme si mbeghe?

Don't date a girl if you knw u won't marry her..what's the essence of doing jss1-ss3 if u knw u won't write Waec��
Fact.

Dead man already

Remember back in school when you pretend to look for homework when you know you didn't even do it, that's when your stupidity started

A white Man will kiss his Wife to stop Her from talking
Try it with a Nigerian Lady, she will still talk inside your mouth���

Cat crying by 1am

Americans: Oh! Poor cat

Nigerians: You agent of darkness, Die by fire.
Holy ghost fire....���� �����

Stay away from people who text you only when you post nice pictures

Blessed are those Slayqueens who have helped the boy child to maintain his virginity.... Not by choice or nature but because the idiot is broke....

Today i pray for you that where your mates are spending money, may you not be found pressing phone...

Ugosample:
And who is to blame for it?

who knows!

Nowadays, the Lady with big Boobs has more confidence than the Lady with Degree.������

Grade 1:

Sometimes You Should Take Your Suitcase, Go To Airport...Take Pictures And Go Back Home��Confuse Your Enemies.☝️

When a baby with no teeth bites your nipples you slap him but when a big man with 32 teeth bites you, you beg him to continue. God is watching you.

Aystarz:
That great man masterminded the whole "Lagos Masterplan" Tinubu and co keep on yammering about. His metro railway line project in the state would have been a huge success if not for Buhari and Idiagbon who thwarted it and paid off the engineers with money that could have completed that awesome project. Till this very day , Lagosians are still ruing that stupid move by the current president, as they continue to toil in stress-inflicting traffic and avoidable auto accidents.

wow thanks for the insight, the man is a great man if so but his brothers no try..

Behind many successful man ,There's a CRIME-

Atlast I have seen the owner of jakande estate

Black Parents don't apologize , they just come back and act nice.

Why is it that when you sit in the kitchen and wait on your rice the water never seem to Dry

But Just remove your Eye and press your phone small

Boom !!! Burnt Offering
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My brotherѕ no girl is perfect just choose your own demon and start pouring anointing oil on her.

Short People are the reason why children shoes are expensive
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I don't know what ingredients are they using in the process of making � beer but I believe happiness, truth and English are added.

�Whites: I landed safely in Dubai✈

�Blacks: Dubaitingz# #abroad was never ready #Ex ain't seen this# Mama I made it# abroadtingz# Dubaiboy# Mylevel up# haters gonna Hate#..�

I can't wait for EPL to start,arsenal fans are gaining weight

RIP

Just one week in a relationship all your clothes are already in his house
Is he a Tailor?