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No matter how loud a conductor in a bus�shouts enter with ur change, there is still one passenger that will enter with #1000��

I'm 100% sure that the person who came up with a quote of: "All Men Are The Same", is a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd

Someone should tell ETISALAT that no matter how hard they try, no one will call them 9MOBILE. If I lie they should go and ask NEPA

When online, speaking good English is very very important.
My neighbor has just ordered a coffin instead coffee.

If girls can cheat on soldiers people who carry bombs and grenades ..What about you John with your laptop bag.

Weaves are to make a girl beautiful but some of the girls use them to confirm gender. �‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️

If a man is crazy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets.

A date is a meeting between two people who would wish to know more about each other but not an opportunity to order food you never ate in your life my sister.... �����

Some African men were born with genetics of poverty.
You increase his salary, he adds a wife or a girlfriend
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You know that pain of deleting all your nice Conversations and pictures because you are dating a detective

Boys without beards be looking like girls on low cut

Mathematics was very simple in primary school until those devils called X and Y were introduced

Where is Nigeria heading to?

my brothers and sisters If your parents named you LUCKY or FATE, that means you escaped abortion

Having an ugly friend is not a problem .
_The problem is when people start asking, “Are you twins ?

Dancing with a very fat girl is like dragging a bag of rice from one place to another, i almost died yesterday

Don't let pple treat you like cigarettes, they only use you wen they are bored, then step on you wen they are done, be like drugz let them die for you!!!

Some men's can unhook a bra within 5sec in d dark and it will take them 30 minutes to locate psalm 23 in Bible in broad daylight

When someone asks why you are chatting with your Ex ,Ask them if they never used past exam papers for revision?

<b>When you are no longer in love with a guy , the sound of his snoring irritates you , but when you are still in love with him you will be tempted to record it and use as your ringtone�

MOVIC6:
Characters

oh, my mind is kwarrupt

MOVIC6:
Brain and good tacha

I understand brain, abeg wetin be "tacha"

eneyoduke:
Must be sex resisted

lol very nice

If a man must have a house, a car and a good job before marriage,
What must a woman have before going into marriage?�

Welcome to Nigeria where politician will carry our money to abroad and Yahoo boys will bring it back with laptops�

Today's 13 year olds has relationship stress.
When I was that age, I closed the fridge door slowly to see how the light goes off.

Don't be a boring girlfriend steal his phone and post your picture and caption it '' MY WIFE TO BE"
Is the volume okay?

A real woman leads a man to A church Not a restaurant.

Applying a cheap roll on is not a problem. The problem starts when your armpits looks like you're advertising Baking Powder

JoffreyBeroth:
But she’ll collect the money if you give her? Piss.
In this country most women are turning themselves to pests instead of being useful. She I na one thread I meet here yesterday weh one girl scam person of $300k.

choi that is what we call G girl

Sleeping Next To Bae For The First Time Is Hard You Have To Breathe In English..! �