₦airaland Forum

TheUnseenFela:
Exactly bro na the main matter be that, other kushmen come dey look innocent me like person wey dey game, I don leave the lodge for them go stay inside school.

just remain neutral for the sake of your life, cut ties.

If people like:
Galileo, isaac newton, albert einstein, socrates, plato, aristotle, Robert hooke, etc believed in the existence and supremacy of God then who are you to prove them wrong that there is no God or creator??

School life no easy oo, na so one de call me king of vulture, I just warn am straight up, I guess you enjoy the name that is why they keep on calling you and like this everything don cast to other kushmen, better join any Christian group to always keep you busy and dissociate yourself entirely from them. Boys are not smiling ooo

Deep down I want to touch that electric fence just to test if it's really working���

The easiest way to commit Suicide is to put on Real Madrid Jersey written Sergio Ramos at the back and walk around in Cairo, Egypt.

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Relationship is so much work , imagine having a bad day because of blue ticks and Last seen.

can't wait to buy my first house. I bought the key holder today

enemyofprogress:
or unless you ask someone to check it for you



Mynd44 unban my favourite moniker before I invoke sango on nairaland o

who dare do that

Who else noticed that once you have pot Tommy, you can't see your private part again for life... Unless you use mirror �☹️�

I've noticed that My landlord chicken are running so fast anytime they see me..

Some ladies should put the learner sign(L) at the back of their high heels...
You cant be walking like a newly born camel in front of me;-):-!

If your new girlfriend says"Dont skip that song",skip it my brother...it reminds her of her Ex

She said never trust an animal with a tail in front and I replied never trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesn't die... ���

Stop telling people that u are in a serious relationship, if I byt's really that serious you should be married by now.

Tajbol4splend:
Maybe you didn't use condom

kai the mindset of Nigerians

What does it mean if your girlfriend comes to your house as early as 6:00am with her mother�����

Even if you don't understand Chinese you will understand this one ��

㘩孙浙 4 - 0 孙涵北解打

To applaud a politician because he has built a school, hospital or road using public money... Is the same as congratulating an ATM machine for giving you your money..��‍♂

Ushers in church will walk around busy waking up people from sleeping.
They don't understand that the church is the only place some people can sleep without their village people disturbing them. ??#wisdomwildworld.

If you earn 25k and your wife earns 45k... The total household earning is 25k and not 70k... My son, If you interpret this Mathematics using wisdom, you will Forever have peace in your marriage...

An average man can ejaculate enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every woman in the world.

The good thing with our village is that the population remains constant... When a girl gets pregnant, a boy leaves the village.

Na their work

Fear juju

People with big lips will kiss you and it will sound like facebook like ��

Tukwi ���

When the relationship is NEW you will even be chatting on both WhatsApp & Facebook with different topics.

Since i was born I've never seen a cock & a hen agree to have sex its always rape.

I like to make people laugh. If I don't make you laugh, remember I said 'people' not animals.

Before you date a fat girl, you must first practice hugging wardrobe

Omega30:
And when writing, try typing well and slowly. neighbour ( not neighbor), instead of ( not instead)

ogbeni neighbor is correct, Nigerian English

frozen70:
Then why taking her to an eatery when you can take her to your office if you ever have one ❓

When you come to eateries, what are you expected to do there, perceive the aroma and go or to patronise them ❓

lol I can see you are guilty