₦airaland Forum

My landlord is very caring oo wow, I got back from work and I saw two padlocks on my door, I think he gifted me another one for security reasons

Kai

Do you think it's only break up that hurts, have you charged your phone for 6 hrs just to come and see 1%?
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The number of beds some girls have slept on is enough to start a government hospital!

Ladies, pls stop wearing MINI SKIRTS to funerals.
We can't be mourning and getting confused at the same time.

Take a walk at night if you want to see illegal couples.

Lad

Somewhere in Africa there is a 21 year old Prophet who is calling your Grandmother "My daughter"

Show me a DJ with one girlfriend and I will show you a towel with pockets.

hahn:
Swallow eba?

lol, I mean human being

But can this snake swallow?

Only in Nigeria

They suppose jail his lawyer join

When you pray to marry a good wife also pray to be a good husband.. You cannot wear a designer suit with bathroom slippers

Am i the only one who grew up thinking Adam and Eve ate a real apple??!�

Being well known is a good thing,i went to mall to day and the doors were opening themselves� feeling special.If you know you know

paix:
What if she's wearing a black pant (underwear)?

I never research reach that side

My girlfriend mom said I should never step my feet in their compound again. So am on a wheelchair going to their house ��

When a girl visits you with a black bra.. just know she's ready to stay for 1 week

Every woman wants to marry a rich man. My worry is, who will marry the ones you made broke.

See posing with criminal

If you want to be happy for a day drink beer,, if you want to be happy for few days get married but if you want to be happy for the rest of your life mind your own business,,

Thank me later

We are born with only two fears, the fear of falling and the fear of loud noises. All other fears are learned and influenced by our environments and cultures.
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I doubt

German police has confirmed that no arrest was made in the protest against Senator Ike Ekweremadu and there will be no investigation. it was a genuine protest by some aggrieved Nigerians against their government official. The situation was calmed down and there won't be further investigation .

Embracing agriculture so that fulani herdsmen will ruin your farm for you.

Dating a last born is stressful. You'll be there having a good time and out of no where she starts crying I want my mom

Dating a guy that bleach is frustrating, you will be pregnant & be expecting a cute baby like 'Ronaldo' then boom, here comes 'Balotelli'.

You are 30 & not yet a CEO? what a shame!!
I became a CEO at the age of 15 when the teacher said" you and your company leave my class"

Very funny

You are 30 & not yet a CEO? what a shame!!
I became a CEO at the age of 15 when the teacher said" you and your company leave my class"

*Your neighbors will notice every girl you bring home. But they never notice your cloths on the drying line when it’s raining and you are not around.*

Nigerians!!!

TheUnseenFela:
My guy even advise me to meet the school security report myself or go collect jazz just incase HIT start and I know no.

collect jazz?? Bad advice, collecting jazz is the same as blending na, oh the aspect of reporting to school authorities will do you more harm than good, no security in Nigerian campuses.