₦airaland Forum

My sister if you want a drama in your life, date a guy who doesn't drink alcohol.

You work out 3hrs a day in the gymn only to be pushed on the couch by a lady's finger.

If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, evening Evlyn, on the floor, Florence wat do u call a baby born in the car�?? � Abeg buhari matter sef

Before the introduction of money, what did women use to find attractive in men?

Doctor said I had 3 months to live due to cancer. I killed the doctor and the Judge gave me 20 years in jail.

an opportunity this olosho was waiting for so that she can display her nudity..total hogwash...

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Honestly if governments decides to ban use of make up some children will not recognize their own mothers.

Sometimes you've got to shut up, swallow your pride and accept that you’re wrong. It’s not giving up. It’s called growing up.

millionboi2:
na wa oooo
Wetin we go do now

lol, na to hustle harder

Wealthy people still get up on Mondays and hustle. You with your poverty you complain on 'sosho' media about how Mondays are so terrible. My brother..my sister...stop bewitching yourself. Financial freedom is possible. But you have to sweat for it. Good morning and blessed week....

It's almost December and your girlfriend's real boyfriend is coming back with money from abroad to destroy your temporary relationship.

Just because you have one degree, you feel too big to work under someone, whereas a thermometer that has 100degrees works under ARMPITs.
My brother be humble

is He related to Buhari ?

When you are in light, everything will follow you...But when you enter dark even, your own shadow will leave you..."THAT'S LIFE "!!! Very Nice.

My brothers...when a girl says "Tell me about yourself " she's asking if you work or if you drive not this nonsense of *I'm a caring & loving guy.*

Nigerians hate saying their name at the door when knocking,when you ask who is it? They will be like "it's me".. Sign of ember month..

Gone are the days guys remove their caps to greet their elders....nowadays,they remove one ear of their earpiece.

is He looking for another political office ??

sharpwriter:
Are the words in your signature correct

lol, fear both girls and women ooo

Those people who close the door and window just to dress and then finally came HALF NAKED. What is their problem? Fake ark

seen.

9 weeks remaining for you to go to the village and explain why you still single
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Many girls at the age of 16 have seen many boxers than mohammed Ali, Tyson and Mayweather combined.. If you know you know..

This is Nigeria where Everyone wants the truth, but no one wants to be honest.

kingkakaone:
Most women are practicing corruption on pregnancies o.
What will u now say to those father's taking care of the children of another man...gateman, neighbor, driver, etc?

lol very true

The Only Thing You Can Get For Free In Nigeria Without Corruption Is Pregnancy

Black People let's just stay away from praying in English.
Just heard someone say "Lord I Forgive You"!

Before calling someone a side chick make sure you're using your father's surname.

Choi, ember month news.. r.IP

When a NIGERIAN takes photos of you
using their phone,it's always a big issue
for them to send you the photos!