₦airaland Forum

Nobody walk faster than someone that have been given too much change at a shop

Brave and strong ing woman....

Brave and strong woman....

"A guy should match his belt with his shoes!" says a lady whose bleached face does not match her knuckles.......free oshiomle na

"A guy should match his belt with his shoes!" says a lady whose bleached face does not match her knuckles.......free kahimole na

If u call a girl n she is not picking send her airtime,take one digit out n wait.. 200m to big na

You will never hear a man with money complaining about women loving money, But these boys with coins..

If you love someone who doesnt love you, it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.

Toilet papers are made for girls, real men use calendars, boxes, empty bags of cement and iron sheets...

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadingly oozing into a maladorous excresence
of mobocracy… With all tarmangant ossifying
proclivities of a kakistocracy, our academical
knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic
crinkum crankum. What a debilitating
rhabarbaration, what a disconsolate, dreary
situation and anomalistic melancholia,
academical atavism, reversion, throwback and a
political ataraxy....
Believe me that this ASUU strike is just a
political yoyos and yobbos rococo and the
recidivistic politicos in the Nigeria National
Assembly have become hubristic to fulfill their
obligations to pass laws that will ameliorate the
brobdingnagian hunger in the land. All I know is
we are tired of their mendaciloquence,
presstitute and zabernism...Until there is
transmogrification, ASUU won't surrender....
i yaff

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadingly oozing into a maladorous excresence
of mobocracy… With all tarmangant ossifying
proclivities of a kakistocracy, our academical
knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic
crinkum crankum. What a debilitating
rhabarbaration, what a disconsolate, dreary
situation and anomalistic melancholia,
academical atavism, reversion, throwback and a
political ataraxy....
Believe me that this ASUU strike is just a
political yoyos and yobbos rococo and the
recidivistic politicos in the Nigeria National
Assembly have become hubristic to fulfill their
obligations to pass laws that will ameliorate the
brobdingnagian hunger in the land. All I know is
we are tired of their mendaciloquence,
presstitute and zabernism...Until there is
transmogrification, ASUU won't surrender....
i yaff

zinachidi:
pls can you find out?

OK let me see..

zinachidi:
u school in uniuyo bah? pls how much is hostel accommodation?

I am not staying in the hostel..

some girls can be wicked,....i told this girl. "babe i can die for you"....she said, proof it...

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ⋅ ᴰᵒᶰᵗ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶦᶰᵘᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵘʳᵗ ˢᵒᵒᶰ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ⋅ ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵒᵖ﹖ ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᵍᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉᶰᵗ⋅ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶫʳᵉᵃᵈʸ﹗ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʷᵃᶰᶰᵃ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵘᵖ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦᶰᵍ﹖⋅⋅⋅ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᵒᵏ, ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᶰ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵃˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ�

Reelmii:
hahahahahahahahahha,



e go too sweet dieeeee

bad guy

legba1:
Hmnnnn...am sure osas own dey among.....let me give u a vivid description...the nipps will be pink...found out about others ursef

hahahaha if you know you know you

I wish satan cld just apologise to God and we all go back to the garden of Eden naked. There are some girls I want to see naked there.

If u say APC rule Nigeria very well OK fine therefore may God Almighty rule ur life the way APC rule Nigeria.
Waiting for ur Amen.

"If nobody hate you, That means you're doing something wrong.

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
lols baba,is like you don't reside in Nigeria. Baba has left APC since.

Hahaham SORRY my bad, i was not aware oo

is He trying to decamp??

omooba969:
On that one song, I will do remix & do remix & do remix... what do you think?

lol, you are a real NIGERIAN..

You want to know how being married feels like? Okay delete all songs and leave one, then listen to it all day everyday.

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

In AFRICA you will hear something like..
"Madam how much is that #100 bread
"

Dnt trust a guy that can insert sim
correctly in the dark. He can rape u

Hv u realized that children born through broken condoms grew up to be thieves�������

Guys with six pack act like they don't have
clothes.

Akparakumpe

Acting surprised when you get a plate of food
at someone’s house is very important...s

Almost all girls on Facebook are self-employed, yet they won’t leave men to rest with "help me with 5k" Poor tinz.... Very nice