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lastmaster:
I taught I was the only one that noticed this.I mistakenly dial a number, it happens to be a wrong number with a sweet female voice at the other end.She told me it's a wrong number and I said sorry to her.I called the number later then we became friends and I asked her out which she obliged. The day I invited her to a well known place for us to see and know more about ourselves. O boy! when I saw her it's like I was staring at Dracula. the babe ugly die.But, she has a nice character.

lol, bro I blame you, you are inviting someone you have not seen before to a well known hang out centre, maybe their voice is to compensate their ugliness

Why do Ugly Girls have nice Voice?
Especially on phone.

My sisters, if he tells you that the weather is for two.
Always remember,that, the pregnancy is for one.

A man who drives his father's car is not entitled to speak in a council of men who own bicycles.

Last year news?? Lol Nigerians

Staying alone at home is so cool until your bathroom door open by itself

You think being ignored by your girlfriend hurts?

Have you ever been ignored by your own mind during an exam or job interview?���

Dear men's sometimes we need to stay single so that we can enjoy our full salaries����

Married men should be provided with uniforms. The ring is not enough .

When You Are Unemployed NoBody Respects You Even Chickens can have Sex In Front Of You

Did you know that
Pidgin English is the only language that question and answer are the same?

He dey: -- question
He dey: -- answer

my friend traveled to london with my earpiece,slippers and charger....pls is it ok to say i have properties in london?

Nigerians....

Do u know what A B C D E F G stands for A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. Wisdom!!!

Ladies where do you feel pain when you eat your own money??

hahn:
Actually in the toilet we pass out poo and not through it

only wise people can decode what I meant..

adeleye003:
you said what

if you know, you know..

If you know you know..

I hate talking to lndians with dot on their forehead I feel like they are recording me.�

The toilet teaches you that you will always be alone
When passing through shit!!!

Sunday School Teachers Will Not Tell You, You Are UglyThey Wait Until It Is Time For Church Drama, Then They Make You Satan!!

Same thing here

Have you ever realised that ever since mobile transfers came into existence,women have stopped giving wrong phone Numbers.

Only the sun rises in the morning... Men will understand this

No Girl Has Pimples On Social Media...
Isn't God Great?

why did they not commence the strike since when we were on holiday ?? This is a typical example of witch hunting our school..

Good evening my fellow upcoming billionaires I know poverty won't let you like this comment

afamaustin:
is it up to ten mins

I don't grab....

ASUU abeg just suspend this strike...

No, I hope say them never carry him enter jungle?

Money de this country... ASUU is right..

Wtf, I thought there is no school in all public varsities because of the strike??