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In church you will be seeing ladies fainting left and right during deliverance but still remembering to close their legs.

Life is the most difficult Exam.
Many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

How old were you when you realized that "HOSPITAL" stand for House Of Sick People Including Treatment and Labour?

Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and see how many guys know her... If the bouncer hugs her..
Abort mission....
I repeat... Abort mission

On judgement day if God counts masturbation as abortion, you will realise most of you guys have done more abortions than ladies �

If you have never spoken Chinese language in your life, today is your chance to speak it. Repeat this words as fast as you can.
My shoe shall shine soon���

Not all men wearing ring� are married
Some wear it to Open beer��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂

Is it ok to stop an ambulance and ask what happened?

(2018 summary)
Jan=(sex doll)
Feb=(snake swallowed 36m)
Mar=(monkey swallow)
Apr=(lazy nigeria youth)
May=(transmission)
Jun=(small girl with big God)
Jul=(na dem dey rush us)
Aug=(cloned buhari #jubril)
Sep=(everywhere stew)
Oct=(atikulate)
Nov=(no benz no iphone wetin u gain)
Dec=(pants for sell)

This is Nigeria problems from January to December����

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We should organize a Day to walk Naked Just to Remember Adam and Eve.��‍♀��‍♀�����

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking, just Know
she is going to her guy's place.
How did I know??
because it's written on syrup bottles
"shake well before use".

Only on Facebook 45 yrs old man thanks 19 Yrs old girl for accepting his request but never thanks his wife for serving him food.

The 3 seconds panic when you accidentally open a porn video in public and you can't find the volume botton .. my brother you will start to shout�����

Christianity left Israel as a family,came to Rome as a religion,went to England as politics and ended in Africa as business

When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one .

Can I get an Amen Gents

I intentionally put my grandma's phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished... She gave me money today to buy another ringtone...

I intentionally put my grandma's phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished... She gave me money today to buy another ringtone...

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage

Guys serious issue...

*I am a 28 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, a businessman, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for Christmas*

Apart from checking your husband's phone, what other exercise can you do to lose weight?

Single people will be online the whole day just sharing posts until their phones become hot..

Is this real aisha or the clone aisha?

ME:What do u do for a living?
HER:I'm a photographer
ME:what type of pics do u take?
HER:screenshots �

My friend impregnated three girls and asked two to abort,,
Then the other one gave birth to triplet,,,,,, Is God not wonderful?

Nigerian women never say im sorry, they jus go to bed naked and let u do the apologising for yourself

Some ladies cannot breastfeed another woman's child, but they go about breastfeeding another woman's husband.���

*There are no difference between BAR and BRA� once these two are opened men go crazy���*

I want a wife who is a stammerer so before she could finish saying "Baby I need money" I am already at the office ����

The Way I'm Broke Now, I'm Thinking Of Selling Our Dog � . I Will Do The Barking At Night ����

My brother if a woman smiles in the middle of an argument, Run ,Just run for your life...

My brother if a woman smiles in the middle of an argument, Run ,Just run for your life...