₦airaland Forum

Kasimaramma2:
Africa cheated us and favored men in the following way:
1) a man is never ugly: men are accepted for who they are but women arent
2) if a man cheat it is seen as normal but if a woman does so she is called a harlot
3) we warn girls about their future which is marriage but never warn boys
4) boys are permitted to be sexual but girls are forbidden.

It's not an African thing.
The "ugly" part is funny. A beautiful woman prefers a man who's financially buoyant and ugly than a cute guy who's not as rich . No one forces a woman to marry an ugly guy.
As for the sexual part , there's hardly no woman who would want to marry a virgin man. Or would you ?

donbenedict:


Is that an ancestor of rats?

It's a rodent. Have you watched ninja turtles ? It's the brother of the sensei.

henryanna36:
Soldiers really pass through hell to defend a country.They do all sorts of things just to win war.According to the person who shared the photos on Instagram(he claims to be a soldier),the soldier had to dress in an unusual way during a battle with terrorists.

He wrote.....

Live for nothing or die for something....tbis is who we are.....this is what we do....

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/see-what-soldier-did-to-fight.html

Na camouflage. Lol.

makzeze:
what is this? is it wild rat, mini kangaroo, wild rabbit?

anyway, becareful of ebola or lassa fever

I hope it doesn't end up in someone's pot oh. I've never seen an animal like this before. The farmer sell or give itbto the zoo.

scotred19:
Buhari has put 80% of all his effort in fighting corruption in the last 8 months plus. Still yet, the court is yet to sentence
anyone. Come to think that Politicians like amaechi, rochas, fahola are yet to be invited by the EFCC makes this corruption fight laughable.
The economy is in a very bad state, while the president is there fighting opposition in the name of corruption and also touring the globe.

Dear prsido, please put more effort in moving the country forward and Stop this silly vendetta.


1 dollar is now 305 naira, the rate of inflation is very high, little or no capital project going on. Naija don jaga jaga. Eedris Abdulkareem sang that song too early.

Thank you for this nice comment. There are still some zombies who find nothing wrong with this.

Hahaha

Hahaha...., . I think say Obj go read statistics or one engineering course

Cute ladies. I'm sure they are going to the best schools.

deturla:
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She is always claiming that i look like the Oil Magnate and DJ Cuppy's father, Please Nairalanders. Is this true?

The Twist to this whole ish is that i bear Femi Adetola and he is Femi Otedola. Wierd, you say??

You look like him. Make enough money like him

Onyejemechimere:
There are lots and lots of celebrities in nigeria, so as imo state as well, with many more emerging everyday. there are alot of celebrities you never knew where from imo state

we compiled this list of them,for you guys

1. Geneive Nnaji

Genevieve Nnaji is a Nigerian actress and singer. She won the Africa Movie Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role in 2005.

Born: May 3, 1979 (age 36), Mbaise, imo state.

2.
Naeto c

Naetochukwu chikwe is the son of dr (mrs) kema chikwe, the former minister of aviation, he hails from imo state. he is a nigerian rapper.

Born :December 17, 1982 (age 33) in houston texas united states.


3. Kanu nwankwo

kanu nwankwo ,OON, or simply Kanu, is a retired Nigerian footballer who played as a striker. He was a member of and later captained the Nigerian national team for 16 years from 1994 until 2010.

Born: August 1, 1976 (age 39), owerri, nigeria.

4.
Rita Dominic

Rita Uchenna Nkem Dominic Waturuocha is a Nigerian actress. In 2012 she won the Africa Movie Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role.

born: July 12, 1975 (age 40), Mbaise imo state.

Forest Withaker.

myfantasies:
Nd ur wife it's OK dat u should forget about it?

Op did you marry a monster, wat kind of heartless wife did you get married to

If it's her sister dat was raped will she open her mouth nd say dat PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY, DAT PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SACRIFICED TO SAVE ANOTHER

Nd if it was ur sister would u lie for ur friend?

Op u r heartless, ur wife is heartless

May ur past haunt u forever

You can say that again. The Op should be wary of his wife. One day she go do am strong thing.

Onyejiuwaokoh:
The hand shake has gone beyond the elbow, Mbaka goes astray: I remember in the late 90s and early 2000 when Adoration ministry was like heaven on earth; the word of God, ministrations and manifestation of the holyspirit were so great that I wished to live there till I die. I have never seen a man of God with such gift like Mbaka in my life, you will see the power of God physically in its fullness. But alas! Rev Fr Mbaka has been recently obsessed with worldly politics and he loves to determine those that will govern Nigeria and other states with open campaigns. His words and prophecies are about politics, no more repentance and heaven. May God deliver him because I know that it is not ordinary oo.# Pray for Mbaka#

I never knew him until January last year for his prophecy. Men of God should be careful of how they get involved in politics.
One MOG I respect a lot is pastor Kumuyi. No one can day he belongs to PDP or Apc.

naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 [b]big d!cks [/b]dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

Ehn . So this happened to you ?














Na yoke I dey yoke.

IVORY2009:
I gave up on Lai Mohammed during the Osun state elections, wen he publicly said on National Television, dat he was stopped by some DSS officials on his way to Osun state, "arrested", while he was @ DSS office, he introduced himself, as APC national publicity secretary,despite dat he was still asked to take off his clothes and was asked to sit on the floor, den a senior Dss official now came and rescued him, drove him with his car down to the main town, dis Minister can LIE..

Chisos . The devil go fear.

Ugonnax:
I have no doubt that our economy will be turning around by now had Charles Soludo been the Minister of Finance and on his recommendation a new CBN governor. I wouldn't even mind him going back to CBN...he did a fabulous job while he was there.

But isn't it foolish to ignore capable hands like Pat Utomi and Soludo himself to be minister of finance. Instead who did they bring ? Someone whose pedigree we don't even know . And people are calling Gej clueless. So who is clueless ?

Tholudee:

It depends on the size of the shirt. Some girls will need agbada to do this.

Dragonking:
Abeg go and sit down....You guys started it by labelling gej clueless, incompetent, drunkard etc...Didn't you know then that he was your President? Now you are here spewing trash..

Don't mind the hypocrite.

Adminisher:
This is an idiotic post. You destroyed everything good in it by mentioning GEJ. The BBOG ran into an angry General. The man was pissed off with two institutions today; the Press and the Senate . It did not concern the BBOG who also did their own annoying thing; demonstrate throughout Abuja and then paid an unexpected, impromptu visit to the President. The source of Buhari's anger was the noise about stealing if submitted budget.

The two sides have a lot to learn. Buhari has to remember that being President is the most annoying office on earth and yet you have to be contained. Even ghetto hood you are found earns you negative rewards from your people at yikes. The BBOG should be more circumspect in behaviour and stop playing your the gallery

For the bolded statement, I agree with you.
But Buhari should be able to empathise with people. That's one of the good qualities of a leader. It's not easy to lose a child.

2016Deity:
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Do you know the Nigerian university?

Cc Lalasticlala

Beautiful scenery. This looks so pristine. I hope it remains like this.

Walesadeyemi:
You are calling them fools for pouring away expensive drinks and yet girls keep throwing themselves at them for these things that they do.........now tell me who's the fool?

Have you heard the parable of the rich fool ?

kayjasper:
So these set of young guys decided to turn up in a club in Ibadan.

They decided to buy 5 bottles of Moet Champagne not to drink but to wash their hands and legs with all the five bottles!!!!



This is a common occurrence among most young guys in various night clubs across Nigeria.

Is this a Yes or a No?

What's your opinion guys?

cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44

They for do this for PORT HARCOURT. By the time dem pay ransom dem go get sense.

jbichene:
how a cat manages to bypass a "well secured" 12foot fence can't seem to stop making me wonder , anyway am assuming you know how high 12ft is oo , well let's narrow it to 3 options : it either flew over , teleported over or cats in the forest have some developed a sub atomic particle accelerator that is advanced enough to help them go through the fence ,so which is it bros ?

Cats are very agile and ingenious. It will surpriseyou when you get home one day and find a cat on you bed .
But seriously, cats are like escape artists. A little opening is enough for them.

jasper7:
I don't blame you at all o. I have also recommended that a client killed monkeys that were disturbing his farm. Am just saying that some people would pay some cash for that cat. it would have been more economical that way.

Well, the cat looks like a feral cat. Cats are usually the major culprits in wiping off certain endangered species.
The are other species that are endangered/ rare and should not be touched. But i don't think so for this cat.

petkruz:
Some friends or would I say acquaintances are quite shameless. I threw a birthday party @sailors lekki and had prominent friends in attendance including my best friend who didn't hesitate to spend lavishly as he kept ordering drinks and food. I noticed this friend of mine was exceptionally quiet all through, probably observing the whole thing.Next thing I knew she was glued to my buddy,dancing,laughing and all that.I was totally ok with it because everybody was having fun,they exchanged numbers and everybody left happily.I warned her to be careful as he wasn't single!

2 weeks later this lady started insulting the guy,saying all sorts about him,if we are hanging out and he shows up she leaves angrily,this continued for about 4months. I got to find out she went to his mansion several times,they went to all the expensive restaurants in lekki and in 2weeks the guy hit the cookie

The annoying thing now is she wants me to stop being friends with him,someone i'v known since Adam,his fiancee is my friend,he has helped me in so many ways, I can't stop talking to him because of some careless act.

My so-called friend has stopped talking to me,she doesn't hang out anymore,she doesn't call and all but biko is it my fault? Is it a crime I refused to support either of them? We all are adults and solely responsible for our decisions. Should I call both for a hangout to settle the issue? Or ignore completely

With such friends you don't need enemies .
But girls are funny. Such type of behaviours are amongst them(at least 60% of ladies would do this) . Why is that

hardywaltz:
He should be retired ASAP...

However the new Secretary should avail us a copy of the certificate to put the matter to rest once and for all.

It's not hard for you to find your certificate. Abi you no get your ssce certificate ? Make Bubu release him certificate and not the ibe wey Tinubu do for am inside Oluwole.

Super1Star:
Leave "our daughter in whom we are well pleased" alone.

Your World Bank Economist, an agent of the Neo-Colonialist, brought us to where we are.

Kemi will take us out of the mess your World Bank Eyes Kongba left behind.

But who invited the IMF boss ?

laprince:
Ok na. Hard luck for them. Very pitiable.

Our military always make us hate them.
But why?

Maybe Oby was not contacted before the move. They have forgotten that Oby's contract is long ended and the campaign suspended indefinitely.

Madam Oby, what's your view? Are the said women the real parents of the missing girls or some PDP orchestrated elements to derial the government of change?

You dey mind am ? Now, who be the wailing wailers ? If it's Gej, you will hear Maupe Ogun shouting at the top of her voice. If you tell them now, they will ask you for evidence. When a Pdp person said people died in Bayelsa election, she was asking for evidence.

AnnaKareninaFan:
By JUMI RHODES




There are reports that the Nigerian Army has detained some of the parents of the missing Chibok parents who were on their way to Abuja for the planned Bring Back Our Girls(BBOG) March To The Villa scheduled for Thursday, 14th January 2016. The parents have been detained since 7am today{12th January 2016} till now 7.37pm(12th January 2016}. According to tweets from the Bring Back Our Girls(BBOG) handle @BBOG_Nigeria: "Today, the @NigerianArmy practically detained more than 60 parents of our 219 missing #ChibokGirls since 7:00am at #Askira in Borno State.Their only crime was that they were heading to #Abuja to join in the planned #BBOGMarchToTheVilla scheduled for Thursday January 14, 2016. The @NigerianArmy claimed they have #OrdersFromAbove!! Who gave the Order? Is it Mr President @MBuhari or the VP @ProfOsinbajo?Of 120 #ChibokParents planned to be part of the #BBOGMarchToTheVilla, more than 60 of them, + their Chairman, have been blocked from coming."




http://dawntodusknews.com/parents-of-chibok-girls-detained-by-nigerian-army-bbog/

I hope Channel News carries this. All our useless press are just silent.

RaptorX:
And people wonder why that s.hit hole of a country has been stagnant and moving backwards for 50+ years. The elites will steal billions and are hailed as heros and celebrated, but a petty thieves will be burnt to death. Too many injustices and innocent blood crying against that silly country, why it will always go around in circles, despite all the prayers.

I wish politicians would be treated like this. But don't blame the crowd for beating the robbers. If you've ever been robbed of you hard earned money or your life savings, you won't pitty them.

FlirtyKaren:
4 armed robbers were caught this afternoon at Fadeyi after a failed robbery operation. According to an eyewitness, they had ganged up to rob a woman off N200k at gunpoint near Fadeyi bustop.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/graphic-photos-of-armed-robbers-badly.html

Them don scatter bottle for their head . I fit see broken broken bottle for the 3rd picture.
Thank God dem catch them come give them maximum shishi

absoluteSuccess:
Such a great park,

A jewel to behold.

Beautiful nature.

Yeah. Ministry of tourism should publicise this park...