₦airaland Forum

oglalasioux:
The rented apartment could be a love nest where the guy man eats his bush meat occasionally.

U make sense. Someone who owns that luxury car can afford a house in Vgc. It just smart to drive that car and yet live in a rented apartment.

Classy......

shamecurls:
RT Hon Rotimi Ameachi!

The GEJ/PDP slayer

If GEJ could turn backs the hands of time, He definitely wouldn't have let u go...




Bubu ti take-over

Campaign is over !!!! Wake up. Work needs to be done.

Caught in the act. Have you ever watched "what went wrong?"

handie:
No one will insinuate executive interference or some grand APC plot to decimate the opposition now that the supreme court judgments are actually favoring the PDP even when some of d judgments are incomprehensible(Rivers where even the blind knows the elections were massively manipulated and even Wike was this close to throwing in the towel). If PDP lose a case now, all hell will be let loose. We'll start hearing things like, Buhari is a dictator, Fayose will be releasing press statements, FFK will be tweeting, Femi Aribisala will be writing articles. What do u guys really want?

Apc is not doing anyone a favour for being fair. After Gej was also fair. The fact that Apc contested the election showed that they had ulterior motives. Apv vs Pdp election could have gone the way of pdp also.

allanphash7:
Lol

No mind Wenger. Someone wey fail to plan na him dey plan to fail.

Caseless:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday recounted how one of his predecessors, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo “tolerated him” when he was the Head of State.

The President, who spoke in Abeokuta, the Ogun state capital, as the special guest at the 40th anniversary of the state, went down memory lane on how Obasanjo appointed him minister of petroleum and tolerated him for three and half years.

According to him, “I express my thanks to General Obasanjo, who, as head of state, made me minister of petroleum and tolerated me for three-and-half-years.

“He tolerated me because God knows and he knows that I am not used to working as hard as he used to, but he allowed me to last that long and allowed me to work.

“If you go into records, that government made so much investment and infrastructural development in the petroleum industry. Two refineries were built, Warri and Kaduna. More than 20 depots were built; more than 3,500 pipelines were laid; and we were exporting refined products of 100,000 barrels per day.

“But what do we have today?” Buhari asked rhetorically.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/02/buhari-reveals-how-obasanjo-tolerated-him/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Celebrating in Ogun state while Bh is on rampage. The worst casualty figure experienced in a long time.

Mrdecent:
SOME NIGERIA CHRISTIAN PRACTICES THAT WHITE PEOPLE DON’T DO

It’s amazing how we have taking Christianity to a very funny stage in Nigeria or let me say Africa at large. The white men brought the religion with a free gift of the bible as a guide in our day to day activities. Funny enough with the present situation in the developed world right now, whites had moved far away from what is written in there, in fact, they will soon release another Bible if care is not taken which will be entirely different from the initial one. We can say their advancement is as a result of asking questions even from the things written in the bible (age of enlightenment ) which has enabled them to experience unimaginable development especially advancement in technology. Though some of their advancement (enlightened level) shows they are very close to the devil’s position (homosexuality legalization for instance). As for Africa , Nigeria in particular , we are still at the level of the Europeans during the mediaeval period . Those were the period when the papacy were using religion to exploit the Europeans. They moved from that that stage immediately they started asking questions. History for another day.
Let me share some Christians practices that we engage in Nigeria but whites never practice.

1. (1) CHILD SPANK
African Christian parents justify beating their wards by quoting the Bible verse that says "madness is in the heart of a child and only cane can dissolve it" Bible scholars should help reconstruct the verse and find it for us in the bible. Meanwhile, in the developed world if u beat your child anyhow and your child reports you or your neighbor gets to know ,you may face jail term and lose that child to the government. I never reach airport before but I was told. People abroad could shed more lights pls. My people is this not funny? What do we call this? When you see some Christian mums beating their children and at the same time quoting that particular passage in the bible ,you may be tempted to curse who put that passage their . The benefit or otherwise of such actions is a debate for another day .


2. TELEVISION SET
Some churches in Nigeria term television set as instrument of the devil. Imagine! Meanwhile the giver of this religion produce and distribute these gadgets to all parts of the world and they still server the same God they introduce to us. I learnt they are now buying it but always well kept at the inner room from the view of visitors.

3) NO FAN, NO AC IN CHURCH
I was invited to a church one day and I discovered that as big as the church was there was no single fan their and no AC. As soon as you enter, they will hand you a hand fan . The church in actually fact was well ventilated -door like windows. Another time I was invited to same church in another town, I saw the same thing. so , I asked my friend my observation , she told me that they design the church that way so that church members wouldn’t feel so comfortable under the fan to the extent of sleeping . I was like is that the practice all over the world? she said no , that it only affects churches in most part of Africa . I was like “je-su! Funny enough this church is rich and you only have one in a town. why do we have to suffer ourselves this much ?


4) NO MEDICINE
Some churches will never use drug. Using of drug to them is a sin. One of my friends lost her two sisters to this doctrine. My friends and I had the thought of kidnaping her and take her to a doctor sometimes ago when she was almost giving up the ghost when she had measles . Also ,its forbidden to purse a health related carrier in that church . I am sure nobody dare to do this in the western world . people abroad please we need your opinion here .

5) add yours …

Mrdecent

The quote, no. 4. Is very common amongst Jehovah witnesses.
No. 2 is an outdated practice by just one church and not Nigerian churches as a whole.
No. 3 is . I'm yet to see any church that forbids fans and Ac

kennyjodeci:
It seems like most of you guys derive joy in a news like this....so that you will quickly attack APC government....I know you will tell me now that they did it to Jonathan, that they always prayed for this kinda news,,,I know that, but you don't need to be a fool because of the fact that someone else was a fool.....you guys are doing the same thing APC thugs were doing, the same thing you guys were attacking them for....don't quickly call on Apc/Buhari government whenever a news like this pops up...how do you help this government to curb this inhuman insurgent of Boko haram.....mind you, I'm not a pro Apc.....I'm just being a concerned Nigerian

Rest in Peace to the dead....God please we have been pleading you since to help us fight this battle, it seems like we can never win this war alone...Father please o hear our cry

Unfortunately, innocent Nigerians are the ones suffering. I think Pdp as a party is not behaving the way Lai. M and Apc folks were doing. I won't rejoice because of the blood being shed but Apc and Buhari are reaping what they sowed. Was it not Buhari that said war against bh is war against the North ? The Northern elders were rejoicing when bh was bombing churches and schools.

They thought they were fighting Gej, but it is coming back to them.
And they are still lying. The media is also supporting them too.

tolexy007:
i dont think Catholic Church owe anybody explanation on Rev Mbaka transfer, he is a Priest and he can be transfer at anytime just like every other Priests, Plpp should not put Politics into this...

I definitely agree with you.

Ezenwammadu:
The death of hundred innocent people and burning of children is being dismissed as nothing but an embarrassment to this government

God punish this insensitive government

You see how insensitive he is. And yet people will label you wailing wailer as if the dead are not worth wailing for.
His statement is coming to haunt him.

Hmmm.. . Too bad. After all the struggle

SmartChoices:
Never.... Am too perfectly engraved in God's palm and an apple of His eyes for that nonsense to befall me...
Lols ain't no fanatic.... My Bible tells me to respect constituted authorities..... Not challenge them.... So if you're looking for sympathy on this forum ...not from me!

So this girl that wss shot in her private part disobeyed constituted authorities . And if I may ask, was she shot not shot in her residence ? Or did her house block the convoy of the COAS. Where's your compassion as a Christian ?
May be you didn't read that she was shot because she refused to be raped. Continue supporting evil. Everything is politics to you.

. Compound is so big. You can sit on the grass and have picnic.

dason4life:
Am waiting for the "Preserve Wild-Life Crew"

Anyway, na correct protein be dat! The proceeds from that
animal will feed about 5 families for a week.

I'm late . Preserve our wild life. We will kill and eat everything we have left. Goat meat or cow meat don finish fir market

If Obama were Donald Trump, I wonder what he will say.

Blackberrybabes:
Dear Jane,

My name is Mimi, and am a regular reader of your blog. I have a pressing issue and I hope you can help me pass it across to the world. I have a boyfriend i have been dating for close to 4 years now. And I must say our relationship has been near perfect. We don't have much arguments and if there is any, it is quickly resolved.

I trust him so much, I had never touched his phone all these years simply because he had given me no reason to doubt his sincerity towards me.

He recently bought a Blackberry Passport from a close friend of his and I must say the phone has been like a crazy hole in his pocket. The phone wasn't in a good condition at all.

He recently asked me to help find a repairer, of which my younger brother is so skilled in the art of fixing phones. I took the phone to my brother just yesterday. It was when he wanted to start work on it that he realised the phone was pass-worded.

I had to call my boyfriend for the password, which he gave. My brother was able to fix the phone and handed it to me. I decided to check through his Media if there was anything I could transfer to my phone. What I saw really got me scared and as I write, am in deep shock.

My boyfriend only has PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS of gay men on his phone. He has close to 30 of the videos and about 100 photos of men doing each other.

I didn't want him to suspect anything, so I called him to inform him that I had collected the phone from my brother, but it has locked itself. He thanked me and asked me to meet him at his place.


Now am so confused about him. Could he be a homo-sexual? or he just seeks pleasure watching those kind of fetish movies.


Please do reply me, am in a dilemma

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/01/could-my-boyfriend-be-gay.html


CC: Lalasticlala

He's not gay. He's bi . But seriously, give him benefit of the doubt. Since he bought the phone from someone, it's possible the videos did not originate from him .

divinehand2003:
Lol
I support this guy to the very end, all those Africans living in the US should return home to develop their motherland.

Most of you guys speak as if it's convenient to leave where you've been established to start all over again in Naija. I no go gree.

BeardedMeat:
Don't mind the bloody hypocrites! When Fayose cared for his people, they called it stomach infracture today they are copying him. I think the midget governor will go down in history as most bigoted and hypocritical of the bunch!

Lalasticlala must come to their aid immediately.

...Anything to convince almajiri to come to school. I just pray those children don't eat witchcraft or get diarrheoa!

Them be hypocrites before nah.

Kasimaramma2:
Africa cheated us and favored men in the following way:
1) a man is never ugly: men are accepted for who they are but women arent
2) if a man cheat it is seen as normal but if a woman does so she is called a harlot
3) we warn girls about their future which is marriage but never warn boys
4) boys are permitted to be sexual but girls are forbidden.

It's not an African thing.
The "ugly" part is funny. A beautiful woman prefers a man who's financially buoyant and ugly than a cute guy who's not as rich . No one forces a woman to marry an ugly guy.
As for the sexual part , there's hardly no woman who would want to marry a virgin man. Or would you ?

donbenedict:


Is that an ancestor of rats?

It's a rodent. Have you watched ninja turtles ? It's the brother of the sensei.

henryanna36:
Soldiers really pass through hell to defend a country.They do all sorts of things just to win war.According to the person who shared the photos on Instagram(he claims to be a soldier),the soldier had to dress in an unusual way during a battle with terrorists.

He wrote.....

Live for nothing or die for something....tbis is who we are.....this is what we do....

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/see-what-soldier-did-to-fight.html

Na camouflage. Lol.

makzeze:
what is this? is it wild rat, mini kangaroo, wild rabbit?

anyway, becareful of ebola or lassa fever

I hope it doesn't end up in someone's pot oh. I've never seen an animal like this before. The farmer sell or give itbto the zoo.

scotred19:
Buhari has put 80% of all his effort in fighting corruption in the last 8 months plus. Still yet, the court is yet to sentence
anyone. Come to think that Politicians like amaechi, rochas, fahola are yet to be invited by the EFCC makes this corruption fight laughable.
The economy is in a very bad state, while the president is there fighting opposition in the name of corruption and also touring the globe.

Dear prsido, please put more effort in moving the country forward and Stop this silly vendetta.


1 dollar is now 305 naira, the rate of inflation is very high, little or no capital project going on. Naija don jaga jaga. Eedris Abdulkareem sang that song too early.

Thank you for this nice comment. There are still some zombies who find nothing wrong with this.

Hahaha

Hahaha...., . I think say Obj go read statistics or one engineering course

Cute ladies. I'm sure they are going to the best schools.

deturla:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3302079_cymera20160116192146_jpeg7e322708cdbe03d15b57ea69e35be739

She is always claiming that i look like the Oil Magnate and DJ Cuppy's father, Please Nairalanders. Is this true?

The Twist to this whole ish is that i bear Femi Adetola and he is Femi Otedola. Wierd, you say??

You look like him. Make enough money like him

Onyejemechimere:
There are lots and lots of celebrities in nigeria, so as imo state as well, with many more emerging everyday. there are alot of celebrities you never knew where from imo state

we compiled this list of them,for you guys

1. Geneive Nnaji

Genevieve Nnaji is a Nigerian actress and singer. She won the Africa Movie Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role in 2005.

Born: May 3, 1979 (age 36), Mbaise, imo state.

2.
Naeto c

Naetochukwu chikwe is the son of dr (mrs) kema chikwe, the former minister of aviation, he hails from imo state. he is a nigerian rapper.

Born :December 17, 1982 (age 33) in houston texas united states.


3. Kanu nwankwo

kanu nwankwo ,OON, or simply Kanu, is a retired Nigerian footballer who played as a striker. He was a member of and later captained the Nigerian national team for 16 years from 1994 until 2010.

Born: August 1, 1976 (age 39), owerri, nigeria.

4.
Rita Dominic

Rita Uchenna Nkem Dominic Waturuocha is a Nigerian actress. In 2012 she won the Africa Movie Academy Award for Best Actress in a Leading Role.

born: July 12, 1975 (age 40), Mbaise imo state.

Forest Withaker.

myfantasies:
Nd ur wife it's OK dat u should forget about it?

Op did you marry a monster, wat kind of heartless wife did you get married to

If it's her sister dat was raped will she open her mouth nd say dat PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY, DAT PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SACRIFICED TO SAVE ANOTHER

Nd if it was ur sister would u lie for ur friend?

Op u r heartless, ur wife is heartless

May ur past haunt u forever

You can say that again. The Op should be wary of his wife. One day she go do am strong thing.

Onyejiuwaokoh:
The hand shake has gone beyond the elbow, Mbaka goes astray: I remember in the late 90s and early 2000 when Adoration ministry was like heaven on earth; the word of God, ministrations and manifestation of the holyspirit were so great that I wished to live there till I die. I have never seen a man of God with such gift like Mbaka in my life, you will see the power of God physically in its fullness. But alas! Rev Fr Mbaka has been recently obsessed with worldly politics and he loves to determine those that will govern Nigeria and other states with open campaigns. His words and prophecies are about politics, no more repentance and heaven. May God deliver him because I know that it is not ordinary oo.# Pray for Mbaka#

I never knew him until January last year for his prophecy. Men of God should be careful of how they get involved in politics.
One MOG I respect a lot is pastor Kumuyi. No one can day he belongs to PDP or Apc.