₦airaland Forum

It looks ver appetising but kponmo has no nutrients .

MathsChic:
Sometimes I just hate being smart. Being smart, getting A's in school will make you top your class and later provide you with a decent to very lucrative job that's just going to assure your future. You won't be poor and you'll live a comfortable life. But sometimes, I just can't help but wonder at how boring and mundane everything eventually becomes.

On the other hand, not getting all the A's and not topping your class will throw you out there, challenge you to dream big and force you to come up with a living that could probably break bounds, making you into a household name. Linda Ikeji, Toke Makinwa, Folorunsho Alakija, Oprah, these are people who certainly didn't get the best grades in school or studied the best courses at university, yet they shape and influence the polity more than the best graduating student in Electrical Engineering from the set 1985 in Unilag would ever do. And who's that best graduating student anways? I bet no one knows today!

I so hate being smart! I wish I was a regular one that would have had to create something for herself.

Pretend to be dumb that's if you are not .

moscobabs:
Who is that silly HRM that even included Covenant University sef when we have some beta universities and best polytechnics in the country?

My brother . Wetin person go do ?

OKKO:
A man that uses helicopter to go up and take coc*aine just for fun of it. And when he straff a young lady she goes home with N1mil. A man that never stayed in government house for 1 complete week. (Sun to Mon) for 5 yrs without going to party in PH or ABJ or abroad.... He is back to his lifestyle!

Na true you talk...

OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun

I'm a late comer to this thread. Your experience is very hilarious. . But funny thing is that if you decide to dateand marry a white woman, they'll be the one dissing you.

Richiy:
Keep busy. Joblessness only increases your chances of philandering.

Not absolutely true. Rich guys and even married men do it more.

Justiyke4u:
When she was enjoying all that at first she thought she was in free town abi



In fact it was even after reading the whole long story that I started vexing on behalf of the guy self I was reading to see where she will claim that the guy raped her or bruised her but none. Where is the demon in the guy Wait let me read it the 3rd time maybe I will see it this time



This girl is even more confused that I thought

She was played..

Husseink:
I will advice you to find out with an open mind about The Holy prophet Muhammad and Islam as a religion. Thank God nobody has claimed to have his picture.

I didn't mention anything about Islam. I wonder why I am quoted

mars123:
ol boy how can you compare the usefulness of a car with a hijab? If 80% of suicide bombings are carried out by young girls covered in hijab, and these attacks continue, is it not wise to ban the hijab? abi you want the bombings to continue?

The attacks in the northeast affects Christians and Muslims alike, all Nigerians are affected. If it means banning the hijab, agbada, pant and bra to be a step ahead of the terrorists over there, I support it. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Nigeria is bigger than 1 religion.

To dey argue with such people dey tire me. Person wey no want use their head to think, wetin make we do ?

pkween:
Bros/Sis you can say that again.The one i experienced today was in another dimension.The senior pastor just bought a Toyota Cor.2011 Model with full option,the car was to be dedicated by a junior pastor ,the junior pastor told the congregation of almost no car to sow at least 86.50naira to buy fuel for the senior pastor's new car so that they can tap into God's blessing of getting a new cars in 2016.In another development,the senior pastor's wife had earlier informed the small congregation that the chief pastor's had been bereaved of his step father and the church should assist the pastor,lo and behold,this same congregation agreed to give about 120k for a cow,where i was d only one that pledged the least amount of 2k so i will not seen as a bad person. ....Note,in this church we have people that can't even go to secondary school because they can not pay their fees. Do not forsake the gathering/assembly of the children of God.How do we know them when we can see their hearts! Please lets go back to the former calling of soul winning not money winning and strange competitions. I will rather stick to a church where the pastor is kin on winning souls and cares about the sheep not his belly. Where can we still find such men of God? When Christ come will he still find his own? This matter tire me ooooooooo

This taxing is usually common amongst small congregation. I understand that the church has needs to be met but tge way this people go about it is discouraging .
A small church of 100 members want to be Winners Chapel overnight . It doesn't happen like that.

Weeee:
I was at a Church today and I almost wept for the black race. Is it that people don't read their Bibles or they just choose to be gullible and stupid?

The Pastor or Prophet as he claimed he was always said that he isn't a beggar and he doesn't need anybody's money, but his actions were quite different. He acted like a beggar to me.

He was even so bold to request for so much money from his members and they saw nothing wrong at all. Okay, let me list all the money he collected so you can see for yourselves.

1) Who wants to give God the biggest note he/ she has in his/ her pocket?

2) Brown envelope.

3) White envelope.

4) Offering

5) Who wants to give money to the visiting Prophet? Tell the prophet thank you, Sow a seed now.

6) If you have 5000, 10,000 or any big amount of money you want to give to God.

Women came out mostly and I must say the church made almost N200, 000 or even more in just a day and this happens every Tuesday and other days they fellowship.

Things I noticed about the church...

1) The Pastor is an owner of a big car, while the members were mostly poor women and few men.

2) The Pastors dressed far better than the members. In fact, the members looked like people with lots of financial problems.

3) The only things the members get from these Pastors are prayers and a promise that God will reward them in 2016. I remember that I went to this same church some years back and the members still looked the same with no much of a change.

When will Nigerians get back to their senses to realize that these Pastors are using their beliefs, emotions and gullibility to steal all the money they have?

Only when we begin to think and come to a reasonable conclusion that God doesn't need money, but humans do, that is when we will begin to think right.

I wish I could take a video of what went on.

What's the name of the church or its location .
But most small churches do this very often. I can't imagine a very large church spending minutes harassing members. Pastors should tone down a bit.

Mologi:
Jesus didn't 'wined' and dined with them in the church

The church should be opened to all. It's the sick that needs a physician.

winnerjoy:
despite those good quality of okonjo iweala as a minister of finance as claimed by PDP,corruption was still very high during her tenure.Where was she when Dasuki took over her duty and disbursed billion of naira that was meant to purchase ammunition for the military?

Dasuki was in charge of funds for security votes. Every state as well as the Federal Government have money outside the budgets for security. Of course it is easier to chop from this votes . But anyway, Ngozi was a genius apart from the scandal.

Pidggin:
Look at her body language, see how she folded her arms and leaned forward, see her stealing side looks at the IMF boss, she is not even bold enough to give her a proper side glance. Now take a look at the first picture, see the confidence in Madam Ngozi, notice how she looks at the IMF boss straight in the eyes, heck, it seems like she's even talking down to her. Check the fouth picture, see how Mrs Adeosun appears nervous, with her hands clasped together and leaning forward again, check the stiff shoulders which clearly shows fear, take a second look at her clueless facial expression.

What do you expect from someone who was recommended from Bourdillon roaf ?

stzy:
Its funny ... U can find all d reasons u want 2 support subsidy removal bt d fact remains that APC was against it solely on d ground of higher fuel pump price n Nigerians can't afford dat n d same still stands nw.. I dnt trust dis govrnment so let's enjoy our subsidy since we fell inlove. With it in 2012

I just taya for people wey no fit think. .
Can you compare our finance minister last administration to what we have now ? Make people keep quiet joor.

pretydiva:
See dem boys drooling over her beauty ..power of a woman

Power of wetin .

Lagos is still the place to be..... . I love Lagos.

homesteady:
This Yaya is a very petulant big baby! It seems he has a very short memory, he has forgotten that Mikel was the best player in AFCON and he didn't win the POTY, instead they gave it to him that had a terrible AFCON! It is now he knows that continental achievement is necessary for the award! Besides he wasn't even the best player in AFCON.

And he has won it 4 times in a row oh SMH

He has to stfu. It's disappointing coming from a player like him. Poor attitude. No game spirit. That's how he claimed the goal scored by Kelechi Inheancho to his credit ( although it was a deflection from Kelechi's body). .
Nonsense. He never complained when it favoured him.

doctokwus:
3000 rescued.Whao! This must be one of the highest ever single rescue operation by the Nigerian military.
Some people wud not like to hear this, they wud have wished it read "BH kills 3000 civilians".

We'll like to hear the truth the way it is. Kudos to the military. I hope we work on our Intelligence.

AyamConfidence:
Werey OP instead make u call army (police dey useless) u come here dey open thread....u need sense

meanwhile armed robbers be like : every campaign we did for these polithiefcians was a hit Back to Back...from governorship to senatorial posts to house of reps yet no fufillment of campaign promises....iyalaya government...armed robbery ti take over

shoprite be like: if you want the freebies come and take it

And you think say army go answer ? Abi na dia work ?

Lilimax:
So true!
I still maintain that only a foolish girl will divorce her husband because he cheated on her

. Are U serious . Then I go marry you oh .

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

You for lock bedroom nah

Bevista:
Femi Aribisala should just stick to political analysis and just leave economic analysis alone. I could pick enough holes in most of what he wrote there but that would just take another long epistle, so I'll pass.

Just make it brief.
How can you defend the presidency for allocating a higher budget than what we used to have ?
How can information get more money than agriculture.

erunz:
HOW CAN INFORMATION MINISTRY RECEIVES MORE THAN AGRICULTURAL MINISTRY. GOD HELP US

And some people will shout wailing wailer fir pointing out this anomaly. Shame on the zombies.

She's cute. Short and cute.

kimond101:
I know wailers would love this news.
The truth still remains Boko Haram has been defeated to a limit. But there are some things that can only be controlled such as the use of IED by cowardly terrorists.
May God help us to overcome the evil doers among us.

But you loved hearing this news during Gej's era

Curlygirl:
My first hiv test was like so scary. After the nurse who took my blood sample left I waited and waited looking at the lab door as if it was the gate to heaven. It took her like 30mins to come back. I was so sure of myself that I did not blink sef. She came again and pricked my finger to get another sample. Haa.. I started sweating oh. I asked what was wrong with the previous sample and what I was told was that the result was inconclusive. Chei! I prayed my rosary, our father and every other prayer I knew while waiting for the 2nd one.
After some really long 15 mins she came out with a piece of paper. I refused to collect it. I was already standing, ready to escape. I asked for what was inside it and she said congrats, It is negative. The was so happy I shook hands with the lab official before I left. Thanks be to God sha.

Chai . I been ask whether she dey work for INEC before

sinaj:
I was very sick when I wnt to d hospital de suggested I run a hiv test.

I wasn't afraid to do it tho coz I knew it wud turn out negative as a gud girl wich I am



But when I got to d unit in d teaching hospital they were having a counseling session with those that came for ARV nd HIV positive piple.

I saw many handsome men, pretty ladies, pregnant women, evn old men
A cold chill immediately ran down my spine nd I bcame scared immediately, I almost felt like running away frm dere.

Wen d nurse called me to tell me Itz my turn, I was alredi visibly shaking for reasons I couldn't xplain.


For a moment, the doctors thought I was positive alredi[b] coz of how scared [/b]I was.

They had to giv me a moment to pull myself together xo de will b able to draw blood out of my body.

Wen de finally ran d test, d silly Dr hesitated to giv me my result nd I almost started crying lol.

The thoughts dat ran tru my mind at d moment was dat, wot if I had contacted it tru needle, blades or evn from d hair saloon nd didnt knw all along


My thought was cut short wen the Dr gave me the result Witat telling me, in less than 2 seconds, my eyes located HIV - nd for d first time I smiled in the office, the Dr evn teased me


HIV/ AIDS is real o!

U guyz shud really be careful, if u cnt abstain Condom ain't expensive

Make Konji no kill una

Why fear dey catch you ? Na you know wetin you dey do

omenka:
Look at all of them up above.

See their comments and you'd know just how pained they are, much less for this news than all the very terrible punches they've received today.

They are simply using this to vent their pent-up anger and frustration at the lack of bad news regarding the admin.

Boko Haram are being routed and can't kill as much people as the wailers would wanna see.

Former PDP Chairman (Wheel-chairman) arrived the court today faking a sick cripple- Baba no even send am.

Their Chief Wailer Nursing Goat Olisa Metuh is cooling off in EFCC cell.

FFK would soon have be invited to have coffee with Magu.

Baba rejected any deal with Lagarde even though she kept eyeing him seductively.

Nnamumudi Kanu is still feeding on watery beans in DSS dungeon.

Etc etc etc.

Sorry dudes, I feel your pains.

So you support corruption because its Apc ? Who do you think it should pain. You have to grow up and be more open minded.

Chubhie:
it's not even up to the amount Amaechi use in importing women to government house to service special guests or even up to what rote spends in GH and Dublin on women.

Oho.. That is another dimension. Who know whether part of that money was used import some oloshoss for Soyinka

viickerz:
That's why I always encourage guys to chase money before girls. ..

imagine, Wizkid , the guy is not even that handsome, no 6 packs, no beards, etc.. and he has been dating and [b]dumping 'hot', classy and [/b]expensive girls..

and you will see broke guys , going to the gym 24/7 , carry 6 pack, grow beards all in the name of attracting girls.. only for one 'rich overfed midget' to come and take all the girls !

I have not shaved in like 5 weeks now, all in the name of joining "#Beard Gang.. upon all that, no girl has ever toasted me..


And I used to think girls like guys with beards..

the only thing these girls want is ' money'

if you like carry bear bear like Osama bin laden , get 6packs, one fat rich guy will still snatch ur girlfriend with his G wagon

Hahahahaaa. The Lord is your strength.

Btw, I don't see anything classy about being baby mama

phemmie06:
I will name him Abidemi, if the father eventually returns if not Abisogun or Temiogbe

Interpretation ?