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naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 [b]big d!cks [/b]dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

Ehn . So this happened to you ?














Na yoke I dey yoke.

IVORY2009:
I gave up on Lai Mohammed during the Osun state elections, wen he publicly said on National Television, dat he was stopped by some DSS officials on his way to Osun state, "arrested", while he was @ DSS office, he introduced himself, as APC national publicity secretary,despite dat he was still asked to take off his clothes and was asked to sit on the floor, den a senior Dss official now came and rescued him, drove him with his car down to the main town, dis Minister can LIE..

Chisos . The devil go fear.

Ugonnax:
I have no doubt that our economy will be turning around by now had Charles Soludo been the Minister of Finance and on his recommendation a new CBN governor. I wouldn't even mind him going back to CBN...he did a fabulous job while he was there.

But isn't it foolish to ignore capable hands like Pat Utomi and Soludo himself to be minister of finance. Instead who did they bring ? Someone whose pedigree we don't even know . And people are calling Gej clueless. So who is clueless ?

Tholudee:

It depends on the size of the shirt. Some girls will need agbada to do this.

Dragonking:
Abeg go and sit down....You guys started it by labelling gej clueless, incompetent, drunkard etc...Didn't you know then that he was your President? Now you are here spewing trash..

Don't mind the hypocrite.

Adminisher:
This is an idiotic post. You destroyed everything good in it by mentioning GEJ. The BBOG ran into an angry General. The man was pissed off with two institutions today; the Press and the Senate . It did not concern the BBOG who also did their own annoying thing; demonstrate throughout Abuja and then paid an unexpected, impromptu visit to the President. The source of Buhari's anger was the noise about stealing if submitted budget.

The two sides have a lot to learn. Buhari has to remember that being President is the most annoying office on earth and yet you have to be contained. Even ghetto hood you are found earns you negative rewards from your people at yikes. The BBOG should be more circumspect in behaviour and stop playing your the gallery

For the bolded statement, I agree with you.
But Buhari should be able to empathise with people. That's one of the good qualities of a leader. It's not easy to lose a child.

2016Deity:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3293241_fbimg1452764688065_jpegf58f74de17126fe95eb2b0c9ab4d8629

Do you know the Nigerian university?

Cc Lalasticlala

Beautiful scenery. This looks so pristine. I hope it remains like this.

Walesadeyemi:
You are calling them fools for pouring away expensive drinks and yet girls keep throwing themselves at them for these things that they do.........now tell me who's the fool?

Have you heard the parable of the rich fool ?

kayjasper:
So these set of young guys decided to turn up in a club in Ibadan.

They decided to buy 5 bottles of Moet Champagne not to drink but to wash their hands and legs with all the five bottles!!!!



This is a common occurrence among most young guys in various night clubs across Nigeria.

Is this a Yes or a No?

What's your opinion guys?

cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44

They for do this for PORT HARCOURT. By the time dem pay ransom dem go get sense.

jbichene:
how a cat manages to bypass a "well secured" 12foot fence can't seem to stop making me wonder , anyway am assuming you know how high 12ft is oo , well let's narrow it to 3 options : it either flew over , teleported over or cats in the forest have some developed a sub atomic particle accelerator that is advanced enough to help them go through the fence ,so which is it bros ?

Cats are very agile and ingenious. It will surpriseyou when you get home one day and find a cat on you bed .
But seriously, cats are like escape artists. A little opening is enough for them.

jasper7:
I don't blame you at all o. I have also recommended that a client killed monkeys that were disturbing his farm. Am just saying that some people would pay some cash for that cat. it would have been more economical that way.

Well, the cat looks like a feral cat. Cats are usually the major culprits in wiping off certain endangered species.
The are other species that are endangered/ rare and should not be touched. But i don't think so for this cat.

petkruz:
Some friends or would I say acquaintances are quite shameless. I threw a birthday party @sailors lekki and had prominent friends in attendance including my best friend who didn't hesitate to spend lavishly as he kept ordering drinks and food. I noticed this friend of mine was exceptionally quiet all through, probably observing the whole thing.Next thing I knew she was glued to my buddy,dancing,laughing and all that.I was totally ok with it because everybody was having fun,they exchanged numbers and everybody left happily.I warned her to be careful as he wasn't single!

2 weeks later this lady started insulting the guy,saying all sorts about him,if we are hanging out and he shows up she leaves angrily,this continued for about 4months. I got to find out she went to his mansion several times,they went to all the expensive restaurants in lekki and in 2weeks the guy hit the cookie

The annoying thing now is she wants me to stop being friends with him,someone i'v known since Adam,his fiancee is my friend,he has helped me in so many ways, I can't stop talking to him because of some careless act.

My so-called friend has stopped talking to me,she doesn't hang out anymore,she doesn't call and all but biko is it my fault? Is it a crime I refused to support either of them? We all are adults and solely responsible for our decisions. Should I call both for a hangout to settle the issue? Or ignore completely

With such friends you don't need enemies .
But girls are funny. Such type of behaviours are amongst them(at least 60% of ladies would do this) . Why is that

hardywaltz:
He should be retired ASAP...

However the new Secretary should avail us a copy of the certificate to put the matter to rest once and for all.

It's not hard for you to find your certificate. Abi you no get your ssce certificate ? Make Bubu release him certificate and not the ibe wey Tinubu do for am inside Oluwole.

Super1Star:
Leave "our daughter in whom we are well pleased" alone.

Your World Bank Economist, an agent of the Neo-Colonialist, brought us to where we are.

Kemi will take us out of the mess your World Bank Eyes Kongba left behind.

But who invited the IMF boss ?

laprince:
Ok na. Hard luck for them. Very pitiable.

Our military always make us hate them.
But why?

Maybe Oby was not contacted before the move. They have forgotten that Oby's contract is long ended and the campaign suspended indefinitely.

Madam Oby, what's your view? Are the said women the real parents of the missing girls or some PDP orchestrated elements to derial the government of change?

You dey mind am ? Now, who be the wailing wailers ? If it's Gej, you will hear Maupe Ogun shouting at the top of her voice. If you tell them now, they will ask you for evidence. When a Pdp person said people died in Bayelsa election, she was asking for evidence.

AnnaKareninaFan:
By JUMI RHODES




There are reports that the Nigerian Army has detained some of the parents of the missing Chibok parents who were on their way to Abuja for the planned Bring Back Our Girls(BBOG) March To The Villa scheduled for Thursday, 14th January 2016. The parents have been detained since 7am today{12th January 2016} till now 7.37pm(12th January 2016}. According to tweets from the Bring Back Our Girls(BBOG) handle @BBOG_Nigeria: "Today, the @NigerianArmy practically detained more than 60 parents of our 219 missing #ChibokGirls since 7:00am at #Askira in Borno State.Their only crime was that they were heading to #Abuja to join in the planned #BBOGMarchToTheVilla scheduled for Thursday January 14, 2016. The @NigerianArmy claimed they have #OrdersFromAbove!! Who gave the Order? Is it Mr President @MBuhari or the VP @ProfOsinbajo?Of 120 #ChibokParents planned to be part of the #BBOGMarchToTheVilla, more than 60 of them, + their Chairman, have been blocked from coming."




http://dawntodusknews.com/parents-of-chibok-girls-detained-by-nigerian-army-bbog/

I hope Channel News carries this. All our useless press are just silent.

RaptorX:
And people wonder why that s.hit hole of a country has been stagnant and moving backwards for 50+ years. The elites will steal billions and are hailed as heros and celebrated, but a petty thieves will be burnt to death. Too many injustices and innocent blood crying against that silly country, why it will always go around in circles, despite all the prayers.

I wish politicians would be treated like this. But don't blame the crowd for beating the robbers. If you've ever been robbed of you hard earned money or your life savings, you won't pitty them.

FlirtyKaren:
4 armed robbers were caught this afternoon at Fadeyi after a failed robbery operation. According to an eyewitness, they had ganged up to rob a woman off N200k at gunpoint near Fadeyi bustop.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/graphic-photos-of-armed-robbers-badly.html

Them don scatter bottle for their head . I fit see broken broken bottle for the 3rd picture.
Thank God dem catch them come give them maximum shishi

absoluteSuccess:
Such a great park,

A jewel to behold.

Beautiful nature.

Yeah. Ministry of tourism should publicise this park...

It looks ver appetising but kponmo has no nutrients .

MathsChic:
Sometimes I just hate being smart. Being smart, getting A's in school will make you top your class and later provide you with a decent to very lucrative job that's just going to assure your future. You won't be poor and you'll live a comfortable life. But sometimes, I just can't help but wonder at how boring and mundane everything eventually becomes.

On the other hand, not getting all the A's and not topping your class will throw you out there, challenge you to dream big and force you to come up with a living that could probably break bounds, making you into a household name. Linda Ikeji, Toke Makinwa, Folorunsho Alakija, Oprah, these are people who certainly didn't get the best grades in school or studied the best courses at university, yet they shape and influence the polity more than the best graduating student in Electrical Engineering from the set 1985 in Unilag would ever do. And who's that best graduating student anways? I bet no one knows today!

I so hate being smart! I wish I was a regular one that would have had to create something for herself.

Pretend to be dumb that's if you are not .

moscobabs:
Who is that silly HRM that even included Covenant University sef when we have some beta universities and best polytechnics in the country?

My brother . Wetin person go do ?

OKKO:
A man that uses helicopter to go up and take coc*aine just for fun of it. And when he straff a young lady she goes home with N1mil. A man that never stayed in government house for 1 complete week. (Sun to Mon) for 5 yrs without going to party in PH or ABJ or abroad.... He is back to his lifestyle!

Na true you talk...

OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun

I'm a late comer to this thread. Your experience is very hilarious. . But funny thing is that if you decide to dateand marry a white woman, they'll be the one dissing you.

Richiy:
Keep busy. Joblessness only increases your chances of philandering.

Not absolutely true. Rich guys and even married men do it more.

Justiyke4u:
When she was enjoying all that at first she thought she was in free town abi



In fact it was even after reading the whole long story that I started vexing on behalf of the guy self I was reading to see where she will claim that the guy raped her or bruised her but none. Where is the demon in the guy Wait let me read it the 3rd time maybe I will see it this time



This girl is even more confused that I thought

She was played..

Husseink:
I will advice you to find out with an open mind about The Holy prophet Muhammad and Islam as a religion. Thank God nobody has claimed to have his picture.

I didn't mention anything about Islam. I wonder why I am quoted

mars123:
ol boy how can you compare the usefulness of a car with a hijab? If 80% of suicide bombings are carried out by young girls covered in hijab, and these attacks continue, is it not wise to ban the hijab? abi you want the bombings to continue?

The attacks in the northeast affects Christians and Muslims alike, all Nigerians are affected. If it means banning the hijab, agbada, pant and bra to be a step ahead of the terrorists over there, I support it. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Nigeria is bigger than 1 religion.

To dey argue with such people dey tire me. Person wey no want use their head to think, wetin make we do ?

pkween:
Bros/Sis you can say that again.The one i experienced today was in another dimension.The senior pastor just bought a Toyota Cor.2011 Model with full option,the car was to be dedicated by a junior pastor ,the junior pastor told the congregation of almost no car to sow at least 86.50naira to buy fuel for the senior pastor's new car so that they can tap into God's blessing of getting a new cars in 2016.In another development,the senior pastor's wife had earlier informed the small congregation that the chief pastor's had been bereaved of his step father and the church should assist the pastor,lo and behold,this same congregation agreed to give about 120k for a cow,where i was d only one that pledged the least amount of 2k so i will not seen as a bad person. ....Note,in this church we have people that can't even go to secondary school because they can not pay their fees. Do not forsake the gathering/assembly of the children of God.How do we know them when we can see their hearts! Please lets go back to the former calling of soul winning not money winning and strange competitions. I will rather stick to a church where the pastor is kin on winning souls and cares about the sheep not his belly. Where can we still find such men of God? When Christ come will he still find his own? This matter tire me ooooooooo

This taxing is usually common amongst small congregation. I understand that the church has needs to be met but tge way this people go about it is discouraging .
A small church of 100 members want to be Winners Chapel overnight . It doesn't happen like that.

Weeee:
I was at a Church today and I almost wept for the black race. Is it that people don't read their Bibles or they just choose to be gullible and stupid?

The Pastor or Prophet as he claimed he was always said that he isn't a beggar and he doesn't need anybody's money, but his actions were quite different. He acted like a beggar to me.

He was even so bold to request for so much money from his members and they saw nothing wrong at all. Okay, let me list all the money he collected so you can see for yourselves.

1) Who wants to give God the biggest note he/ she has in his/ her pocket?

2) Brown envelope.

3) White envelope.

4) Offering

5) Who wants to give money to the visiting Prophet? Tell the prophet thank you, Sow a seed now.

6) If you have 5000, 10,000 or any big amount of money you want to give to God.

Women came out mostly and I must say the church made almost N200, 000 or even more in just a day and this happens every Tuesday and other days they fellowship.

Things I noticed about the church...

1) The Pastor is an owner of a big car, while the members were mostly poor women and few men.

2) The Pastors dressed far better than the members. In fact, the members looked like people with lots of financial problems.

3) The only things the members get from these Pastors are prayers and a promise that God will reward them in 2016. I remember that I went to this same church some years back and the members still looked the same with no much of a change.

When will Nigerians get back to their senses to realize that these Pastors are using their beliefs, emotions and gullibility to steal all the money they have?

Only when we begin to think and come to a reasonable conclusion that God doesn't need money, but humans do, that is when we will begin to think right.

I wish I could take a video of what went on.

What's the name of the church or its location .
But most small churches do this very often. I can't imagine a very large church spending minutes harassing members. Pastors should tone down a bit.

Mologi:
Jesus didn't 'wined' and dined with them in the church

The church should be opened to all. It's the sick that needs a physician.

winnerjoy:
despite those good quality of okonjo iweala as a minister of finance as claimed by PDP,corruption was still very high during her tenure.Where was she when Dasuki took over her duty and disbursed billion of naira that was meant to purchase ammunition for the military?

Dasuki was in charge of funds for security votes. Every state as well as the Federal Government have money outside the budgets for security. Of course it is easier to chop from this votes . But anyway, Ngozi was a genius apart from the scandal.