₦airaland Forum

Pidggin:
Look at her body language, see how she folded her arms and leaned forward, see her stealing side looks at the IMF boss, she is not even bold enough to give her a proper side glance. Now take a look at the first picture, see the confidence in Madam Ngozi, notice how she looks at the IMF boss straight in the eyes, heck, it seems like she's even talking down to her. Check the fouth picture, see how Mrs Adeosun appears nervous, with her hands clasped together and leaning forward again, check the stiff shoulders which clearly shows fear, take a second look at her clueless facial expression.

What do you expect from someone who was recommended from Bourdillon roaf ?

stzy:
Its funny ... U can find all d reasons u want 2 support subsidy removal bt d fact remains that APC was against it solely on d ground of higher fuel pump price n Nigerians can't afford dat n d same still stands nw.. I dnt trust dis govrnment so let's enjoy our subsidy since we fell inlove. With it in 2012

I just taya for people wey no fit think. .
Can you compare our finance minister last administration to what we have now ? Make people keep quiet joor.

pretydiva:
See dem boys drooling over her beauty ..power of a woman

Power of wetin .

Lagos is still the place to be..... . I love Lagos.

homesteady:
This Yaya is a very petulant big baby! It seems he has a very short memory, he has forgotten that Mikel was the best player in AFCON and he didn't win the POTY, instead they gave it to him that had a terrible AFCON! It is now he knows that continental achievement is necessary for the award! Besides he wasn't even the best player in AFCON.

And he has won it 4 times in a row oh SMH

He has to stfu. It's disappointing coming from a player like him. Poor attitude. No game spirit. That's how he claimed the goal scored by Kelechi Inheancho to his credit ( although it was a deflection from Kelechi's body). .
Nonsense. He never complained when it favoured him.

doctokwus:
3000 rescued.Whao! This must be one of the highest ever single rescue operation by the Nigerian military.
Some people wud not like to hear this, they wud have wished it read "BH kills 3000 civilians".

We'll like to hear the truth the way it is. Kudos to the military. I hope we work on our Intelligence.

AyamConfidence:
Werey OP instead make u call army (police dey useless) u come here dey open thread....u need sense

meanwhile armed robbers be like : every campaign we did for these polithiefcians was a hit Back to Back...from governorship to senatorial posts to house of reps yet no fufillment of campaign promises....iyalaya government...armed robbery ti take over

shoprite be like: if you want the freebies come and take it

And you think say army go answer ? Abi na dia work ?

Lilimax:
So true!
I still maintain that only a foolish girl will divorce her husband because he cheated on her

. Are U serious . Then I go marry you oh .

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

You for lock bedroom nah

Bevista:
Femi Aribisala should just stick to political analysis and just leave economic analysis alone. I could pick enough holes in most of what he wrote there but that would just take another long epistle, so I'll pass.

Just make it brief.
How can you defend the presidency for allocating a higher budget than what we used to have ?
How can information get more money than agriculture.

erunz:
HOW CAN INFORMATION MINISTRY RECEIVES MORE THAN AGRICULTURAL MINISTRY. GOD HELP US

And some people will shout wailing wailer fir pointing out this anomaly. Shame on the zombies.

She's cute. Short and cute.

kimond101:
I know wailers would love this news.
The truth still remains Boko Haram has been defeated to a limit. But there are some things that can only be controlled such as the use of IED by cowardly terrorists.
May God help us to overcome the evil doers among us.

But you loved hearing this news during Gej's era

Curlygirl:
My first hiv test was like so scary. After the nurse who took my blood sample left I waited and waited looking at the lab door as if it was the gate to heaven. It took her like 30mins to come back. I was so sure of myself that I did not blink sef. She came again and pricked my finger to get another sample. Haa.. I started sweating oh. I asked what was wrong with the previous sample and what I was told was that the result was inconclusive. Chei! I prayed my rosary, our father and every other prayer I knew while waiting for the 2nd one.
After some really long 15 mins she came out with a piece of paper. I refused to collect it. I was already standing, ready to escape. I asked for what was inside it and she said congrats, It is negative. The was so happy I shook hands with the lab official before I left. Thanks be to God sha.

Chai . I been ask whether she dey work for INEC before

sinaj:
I was very sick when I wnt to d hospital de suggested I run a hiv test.

I wasn't afraid to do it tho coz I knew it wud turn out negative as a gud girl wich I am



But when I got to d unit in d teaching hospital they were having a counseling session with those that came for ARV nd HIV positive piple.

I saw many handsome men, pretty ladies, pregnant women, evn old men
A cold chill immediately ran down my spine nd I bcame scared immediately, I almost felt like running away frm dere.

Wen d nurse called me to tell me Itz my turn, I was alredi visibly shaking for reasons I couldn't xplain.


For a moment, the doctors thought I was positive alredi[b] coz of how scared [/b]I was.

They had to giv me a moment to pull myself together xo de will b able to draw blood out of my body.

Wen de finally ran d test, d silly Dr hesitated to giv me my result nd I almost started crying lol.

The thoughts dat ran tru my mind at d moment was dat, wot if I had contacted it tru needle, blades or evn from d hair saloon nd didnt knw all along


My thought was cut short wen the Dr gave me the result Witat telling me, in less than 2 seconds, my eyes located HIV - nd for d first time I smiled in the office, the Dr evn teased me


HIV/ AIDS is real o!

U guyz shud really be careful, if u cnt abstain Condom ain't expensive

Make Konji no kill una

Why fear dey catch you ? Na you know wetin you dey do

omenka:
Look at all of them up above.

See their comments and you'd know just how pained they are, much less for this news than all the very terrible punches they've received today.

They are simply using this to vent their pent-up anger and frustration at the lack of bad news regarding the admin.

Boko Haram are being routed and can't kill as much people as the wailers would wanna see.

Former PDP Chairman (Wheel-chairman) arrived the court today faking a sick cripple- Baba no even send am.

Their Chief Wailer Nursing Goat Olisa Metuh is cooling off in EFCC cell.

FFK would soon have be invited to have coffee with Magu.

Baba rejected any deal with Lagarde even though she kept eyeing him seductively.

Nnamumudi Kanu is still feeding on watery beans in DSS dungeon.

Etc etc etc.

Sorry dudes, I feel your pains.

So you support corruption because its Apc ? Who do you think it should pain. You have to grow up and be more open minded.

Chubhie:
it's not even up to the amount Amaechi use in importing women to government house to service special guests or even up to what rote spends in GH and Dublin on women.

Oho.. That is another dimension. Who know whether part of that money was used import some oloshoss for Soyinka

viickerz:
That's why I always encourage guys to chase money before girls. ..

imagine, Wizkid , the guy is not even that handsome, no 6 packs, no beards, etc.. and he has been dating and [b]dumping 'hot', classy and [/b]expensive girls..

and you will see broke guys , going to the gym 24/7 , carry 6 pack, grow beards all in the name of attracting girls.. only for one 'rich overfed midget' to come and take all the girls !

I have not shaved in like 5 weeks now, all in the name of joining "#Beard Gang.. upon all that, no girl has ever toasted me..


And I used to think girls like guys with beards..

the only thing these girls want is ' money'

if you like carry bear bear like Osama bin laden , get 6packs, one fat rich guy will still snatch ur girlfriend with his G wagon

Hahahahaaa. The Lord is your strength.

Btw, I don't see anything classy about being baby mama

phemmie06:
I will name him Abidemi, if the father eventually returns if not Abisogun or Temiogbe

Interpretation ?

Dick Smallie P. Ennis make me laugh

Beautiful.... . I notice that all the major development in Lagos happen in the Island. .
On the other hand, how many plots does Tinubu have Just curious.

FriendChoice:
You don't no anything about shite. so keep quite. I will not even say anything to you.

It's quiet and not quite.....

Chanchit:
All this Olosho weh I dey see no be 1,500 naira own o,before you prize this kyn market just get ready to hear 100k and no go ask maybe electricity dey there o cos that's how they roll. They re the baby mamas of 2moro.

100k for wetin ? How many year e go last ?

FriendChoice:
Mstw even U.S.A cannot dictate to us, talkless of Iran. Here we have a system.

We should released him without investigation and being charged to court?

We should let him go after creating a state under a state?

We are also warning Iran to stay out of our business or else.. They will face the unbearably consequences.

Wait a minute, what crime did the shiite leader commit ?
Ok. His crime was blocking the COAS convoy. And as a result, 300 shiite moslems were killed in their houses and place of worship. Or did their house block the convoy of the COAS ?

RM are just confused. They sacked Ancelotti and brought in Rafa Benitez . Why did they sack the man who led them to win CL finals, in the first place ?
Well, Rafa isn't a bad coach. I feel he's been long away from coaching.

sample042:
Jeeeeeeeeez!

Anyway it's a good news, [size=20]Dat man ruined my chances of hitting 272k few weeks ago.[/size] Twas a game BTW Villarreal n his team.

Hahahahaaa.... Abi RM cut your game

I personally won't abuse Buhari or call him names. But they have to endure whatever name they are called. One good turn deserves another.

Madmathecian:
The phone/PC you're using to type that rubbish would not have existed without Mathematics.

The cars, aeroplanes, jets, television and all the technology today would not have existed without Mathematics,

Even Number Theory is a branch of Pure Mathematics, but without it, online shoping/banking would not have been possible, I can go on and on but I don't have to, every intelligent person alive knows that Mathematics rules the world.


As for Engineers and Mathematicians, they can never be one, engineers works with the principles of applied Mathematics, Mathematicians are research scientists that works on rigorous proofs and theorems.

Most people don't even understand the concept of Engineering, if you want to develop laws and jet engines, then go and study Theoretical Physics(Physics and Mathematics), if you want to work with these laws and design jet engines, then go study Engineering.

In a nutshell, Mathematicians and Physicists develop tools and theorems and engineers apply it their area of work, that is the reason you'll never see Engineers working as research scientists.

Thumbs up !!! You nailed it.

pmann2:
MOST ENGINEERING STUDENTS WILL MAKE FIRST CLASS IN MATHEMATICS BUT ONLY FEW MATHEMATICS STUDENTS CAN MAKE FIRST CLASS IN ENGINEERING... ENGINEERING STUDENTS ARE FAR MORE INTELLIGENT THAN MATHEMATICS STUDENTS... TEACH ENGINEERING STUDENT ANY MATHS AND HE/SHE WILL DO WELL IN THAT MATHS... CHECK THE GENERAL MATHEMATICS RESULT OF 100 LEVEL ENGINEERING AND MATHEMATICS STUDENTS AND YOU WILL SURE SEE THE DIFFERENCE... REAL ENGINEERS LOVE AND ADORES MATHEMATICS.

Your opinion is not a general truth. You can speak about what happens in your school. A lot of things are subjective. Do you know there are engineering courses that mathematicians handle well ?

Gbengem:
Give them question on analysis A̶̲̥̅̊₪d algebra to solve A̶̲̥̅̊₪d they will run away...

Exactly. Real Analysis, Compkex Analysis and Advance algebra are core maths courses.

I know engineering students who have this mindset too. Even physicists think same too. But that a story for another day. Mathematicians can also solve engineering problems as the apply in mechanics...

Ginaz:
Women sha ( some) they are never satisfy and never will be. Sir, you need solid facts not all this to catch her red handed. She can deny this cos its not convincing enough. Catch her like the way a rat is caught in a trap and boot her cheating ass out of your home. Cos she will kill you one day if not now. Some WOmen are just too evil, can you imagine?

Solid facts, keh ? . These facts are solid enough or do yiu expect to catch them pants down ? Not possible.

Op , you have enough facts. Just confront her. She's definitely cheating. I don't want to say you should send her parking. But may be separating from her for a while will do. If both of you have a mutual pastor, tell him about this.

saasala:
Where Are my drumsticks

I know Victor very well. He is very loved by LCC3 members under pastor Deola. The only guy in Christ Embassy that leads praise and worship with local dialects. He has always been pastor Chris' boy and a very close friend of Frank Edwards. Apart from being a drummer, he sings and dances well. If you want to see pastor Chris dance to traditional Xtian music, call bro Ike. He has always been dedicated. He deserves it. Well, pastor Chris is just pulling some stunts, perhaps to gain or maintain the trust of the tithe payers.

I used to be a Christ Embassy member, in fact I was a choir master, drummer and cell leader until God opened my eyes to see that the 21st century church is scam and sham.... I love my life more now. Been 3 years since I last stepped on the floor of a church and I am loving it.

Oya, Tithe payers association of Nigeria, quote me.

Hmmm..... . So where you are now, you don't pay tithes ? Which church are you now ?
Why really did you leave CE ? I believe there's more to this.