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Jokes Etc › Re: A Picture Of DOG Serving NYSC by vislabraye(m): 11:03am On Dec 09, 2012
A bloody mongrel for that matter.
Sports › Re: ‎Marquez Knocks-Out Pacquiao In The Sixth Round by vislabraye(m): 10:59am On Dec 09, 2012
Very disappointing. Now that Pacquio has 2 defeats, his fight with Mayweather might not live up to the hype.
Romance › Re: I Noticed This With Ladies? by vislabraye(m): 11:36pm On Dec 08, 2012
If you want to toast them don't make it look like that's your intention. Rather be playful and flirt with her.
Politics › Re: General Buhari Never Had 2 Million Naira At A Time In His Only Bank Account. by vislabraye(m): 11:32pm On Dec 08, 2012
Heard so too.
Romance › Re: Problems With Toasting A Lady In Midst Of Her Friends by vislabraye(m): 11:27pm On Dec 08, 2012
I have some experiences. There was an instance I was driving in an estate with a friend and I met three girls walking together.
I made a U turn and asked them to join me. They willingly obliged. We got talking and the two girl got down leaving one inside (girls could be democratic). This was in the night, but there was a certain one with big backside.
I asked the lady in the car to give me their phone numbers. She gave me hers and another lady who I found out to be her sister. She didn't give me her friend's own.
Unfortunately, the certain lady's sister's phone got stolen that same day. I called the lady and we met. She now asked me, "who do you want to see? Me or my sister?"
I told her you.

While I was serving, I had a very very funny and loquacious friend. He was very outgoing and could talk to any lady, but the problem was that they saw him as just a friend. Whenever I walked with me, he would take me to a company of girls and tell them "this is Jim Iyke's brother. " They would start tripping for me.
If they see me pass, they would say Jim Iyke. In fact, they were after me. My problem was that I was shy in a group of ladies. I only try to act tough.
I got some numbers, and we took of from there. Funny enough, this guy also introduced me to his sister.
Romance › Re: Problems With Toasting A Lady In Midst Of Her Friends by vislabraye(m): 11:13pm On Dec 08, 2012
Going for one alone is usally the best. Her mother hen friend(s) won't be there to oppose you. Girls are similar to a bunch of broom sticks. When they're together, they form tough. But seperately, they're easy.
But there are some exceptions. If you have a friend, he could go one one and you go for the other. There's lesser resistance here.
Fashion › Re: Toke Makinwa Vs Omowunmi Akinnifesi: Who Wore It Best? by vislabraye(m): 10:43pm On Dec 08, 2012
I thought it was who wore the bikini better.
When will our female celebs start taking pictures in biki instead of this see through dress? See through dresses are too vulgar undecided
Fashion › Re: Toke Makinwa Vs Omowunmi Akinnifesi: Who Wore It Best? by vislabraye(m): 10:38pm On Dec 08, 2012
Ramcie: Omowunmi wore it better and she also wore it best. No be this same Toke dey claim say she be 28 yrs old though she looks 34 in this pix undecided undecided
She's more mature than her age.
Car Talk › Re: Volvo Develops Crash-proof Car by vislabraye(m): 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2012
That's what they said about Benz 600 called the Beast. Unfortunately Princess Diana died in an accident with that car.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Westbrom (2 - 0) On 8th December 2012 by vislabraye(m): 6:32pm On Dec 08, 2012
Not impressed. RVP's shoe is too big for any present Arsenal player. smh
Celebrities › Re: "I Secretly Married Annie to Avoid Hurting My Other Baby Mamas" - 2 Face Idibia by vislabraye(m): 11:13am On Dec 08, 2012
If 2face wasn't famous would she still have married him?
I wouldn't have advised her to go ahead in the first place. Well, if she can cope with the drama, go ahead.
Family › Re: Born Into A Wealthy Family? by vislabraye(m): 11:09pm On Dec 07, 2012
So you're saying you're from a rich home. Not bad. Sell all you have and give to the poor. Or rather give all to a rich pastor who would pray for you.
Romance › Re: Easy Tips To Seduce A Woman by vislabraye(m): 11:05pm On Dec 07, 2012
Lovely article, where did you get it from?
Love, seduction, flirting and the likes will always be a topic that can't be exhausted.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by vislabraye(m): 10:20pm On Dec 07, 2012
She had to quit living just because of a prank?
Health › Re: Gynaecologist Warns Women To Stop Douching by vislabraye(m): 10:01pm On Dec 07, 2012
plendil: why do I feel like throwing up?
Abeg no form jare. I know wetin you fit do for secret. cheesy
Health › Re: Gynaecologist Warns Women To Stop Douching by vislabraye(m): 9:58pm On Dec 07, 2012
chaircover: the vaginna is self cleansing and ideally douching is not required
Self cleansing indeed. You neva see b4
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Most Sexy Female Celebrity?watch Celebrities Answer (dprince Banky Lynxx by vislabraye(m): 7:44pm On Dec 07, 2012
The ones I find sexy are: Caroline Ekanem, Joy L Torty, Toolz( if she's considered a celeb), Genevieve and a few others.
Sports › Re: Didier Drogba Buys £800000 Worth Of Diamond Rings For Former Team Mates(pics) by vislabraye(m): 7:24pm On Dec 07, 2012
That's very thoughtful and magnanimous of him. But O boy the money plenty. I know no why I no play football.
Phones › Re: Ghana Orders MTN To Stop Sim Card Sales by vislabraye(m): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2012
They charge us exhorbitant price and yet service is poor. We are their biggest market and they hardly give back to their society.
All you hear is one promo or the other.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudan Captures Vulture With Israeli Spying Device by vislabraye(m): 3:07pm On Dec 07, 2012
chiover: i 5think biafra would have been doing bether than isreal had its sovereignty been allowed to balance.our half brothers taking d world by storm. grin
Indeed. cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudan Captures Vulture With Israeli Spying Device by vislabraye(m): 3:05pm On Dec 07, 2012
idupaul: Anoda dumb African Regime ... The bird was obviously tagged to track bird migration .. Why would a spy bird bear and Isreali agency name tag if its actually on espionage and what is even there to spy in Sudan that drones and satellites won't do
Is it mere by coincidence that Israel bombed Sudan?
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Faces Can You See In This Picture? by vislabraye(m): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2012
Nice concept.
Romance › Re: Marriage Stinks by vislabraye(m): 12:46am On Dec 07, 2012
It takes two to make a marriage work.
Have you done your best? If you're sure you have, separation might be a good option.
Fashion › Re: Tiwa Savage Vs Solange Knowles: Who Wore It Better? by vislabraye(m): 12:30am On Dec 07, 2012
olawonder: I prefer da gal in blue!
My brother, your eye good.

I was disappointed when I saw them in that dress. May be Yvonne Ekwere would have worn better. But the dress doesn't look so good on them.
TV/Movies › Re: Pictures From Omotola's Reality TV Launch Party...celebs Spotted by vislabraye(m): 12:20am On Dec 07, 2012
Almost everyone don't like Karen Igo. I don't blame them. She's just trying to fit in by force.
Let her try to do something more intellectual instead of partying and moving around with big stars.
Btw Karen and Derele both look like cross dressers.
Crime › Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by vislabraye(m): 10:52pm On Dec 06, 2012
jackbauersballs: WTF?!

Was this a sex game gone wrong?

What kind of self-defence makes a man bite another man's pecker? shocked shocked

Gays will always be gay - in times of Peace or Trouble grin cheesy
Did they say he bit him in his joystick? Haba read well.
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Banned And Fined £60,000 Over Referee Incident by vislabraye(m): 10:39pm On Dec 06, 2012
Did Mikel hear the man call him a monkey in the first place?
We were not there when it happened so we can't judge any one yet.
Mikel should brace up and take the fine like a man. He should learn to control his temper.

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