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Christianity Etc › Re: Observe Prayers Online — CAN Tells Churches by vivalavida(m): 8:49am On Mar 20, 2020
Best time to get married.

Just 50 guest
Politics › Nigeria Confirms Four New Cases Of Coronavirus by vivalavida(op): 2:36pm On Mar 19, 2020
The Lagos State Ministry of Health said four new cases of coronavirus have been confirmed in the case.

This brings to 12 the total number of coronavirus cases in Nigeria, although one of the victims has fully recovered.

The Commissioner for Health, Akin Abayomi, addressed journalists on the new cases on Thursday at the state secretariat.

He said 19 tests were performed on suspected cases and contacts of the five cases announced on Wednesday, out of which four turned positive.

The first positive test is that of a Nigerian female who returned from France via a Turkish airline (TK 1830) on March 14.

Another confirmed case is a Nigerian male in his 50s who had never travelled anywhere. He tested positive and had since been admitted.

Mr Abayomi said the third case is a Nigerian male who arrived in Nigeria on March 13, from Frankfurt, Germany on Luftansa flight LH 568.

“What we have is a combination of imported cases and local transmission,” Mr Abayomi said.

He added that the ministry is currently tracking over 1,300 people in relation to Covid-19.

Details later…
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/382680-breaking-nigeria-confirms-four-new-cases-of-coronavirus.html

Romance › Re: Nigeria Slay Queen Shows Off Her Panties And Tattoos On Facebook (photos) by vivalavida(m): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2020
anyone who sleeps with this one must get an STD
Romance › Re: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by vivalavida(m): 6:12am On Mar 19, 2020
So u just dey chase all the girls for Ur work place?

You will soon lose every atom of respect u have there.

It didn't work out for both of u. U switched to another female colleague.
You lots are even childish. Discussing relationships with fellow colleagues and placing bets that this one will leave this one for that one.
Politics › Re: Address Nigerians On Coronavirus - Senate To Buhari by vivalavida(m): 3:19pm On Mar 18, 2020
As if he will listen.

Imagine a president being reminded to do his job.
Politics › Re: What's The Level Of Compliance Of Your Disco To The NERC Directive? by vivalavida(op): 11:26am On Mar 18, 2020
lalasticlala please move this to the front page. We are too quiet in this country. People should be out protesting about this now.
Crime › Re: Late Emiola Adesina’s Daughters Kidnapped, N100 Million Ransom Demanded by vivalavida(m): 10:41am On Mar 18, 2020
so yoruba people dey o collabo with the fulani people dey kidnap for southwest?

Amotekun has already been defeated before it eve began
Politics › Re: Eastern Neighbourhoods And Streets Are Made by vivalavida(m): 9:12am On Mar 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:
don't
I for post am now.
Had to go get it from my Facebook. Snapped it ten years ago during nysc
Politics › Re: Eastern Neighbourhoods And Streets Are Made by vivalavida(m): 8:59am On Mar 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:
Post it
Are you for real?
I should post it?
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by vivalavida(m): 1:26pm On Mar 15, 2020
lavenjcrown:
What's number2 if I may ask?
Number one is to urinate

Number two is to poo-poo

Hope u get what the person meant?
Celebrities › Re: Omashola's AMVCA 2020 Skull Dress Against Coronavirus Got People Talking (photos by vivalavida(m): 10:19am On Mar 15, 2020
He is just being proud of his skull mining heritage
Crime › Re: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by vivalavida(m): 5:07pm On Mar 14, 2020
Raeheemwayne:
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Stupidity is that You? cheesy cheesy
Awon Team #TylerPerry
Na the kind thing Stupidity fit formulate

Lmao
Crime › Re: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by vivalavida(m): 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
TylerDurden:
Had a girl over back in the day.

Was doing my thing, thrusting harder with every moan and gasp of air she was making.

It got crazy when she began to hit me hard on my back and gasp more. I just kept doing it harder until she used her last strength to push me off.

And from there reached for her bag by the bed.

She went straight for her inhaler.

All that while I thought I was giving her an orgasm not knowing she was having an asthmatic episode.

Let me not even talk of the one that had an epileptic fit when she was blowing me.
Chai

I no invite any girl again oo
Crime › Re: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by vivalavida(m): 2:07pm On Mar 14, 2020
This might be a fictitious story

But guys gats give themselves brain oo.

A girl I met online was disturbing that she had a boring ystday. I told her I will invite her after I get home from work. She actually came. Ready to sleep. On my way to my house in the estate,I had this thought. What if this babe dosent wake up in the morning,what will be my fate?
I gave her money and told her to go back home. She got angry and blocked me online. I don't need stories that touch now that my life is begging to set
Politics › Ganduje Is A Monster, But Sanusi Is Not A Victim By Farooq Kperogi by vivalavida(op): 10:11am On Mar 14, 2020
By Farooq A. Kperogi, Ph.D.
Twitter: @farooqkperogi

Governor Abdullahi “Gandollar” Ganduje is no doubt a contemptibly philistine monster of avarice and debauchery who dethroned Sanusi Lamido Sanusi as Emir of Kano because he couldn’t stomach the former emir’s disapproval of the electoral fraud that brought him to power.

There is also no doubt that Sanusi’s unrelenting public censures of the rotten, if time-honored, cultural quiddities of the Muslim North discomfited many people who are invested in the status quo, and this became one of the convenient bases for his ouster.

But Sanusi isn’t nearly the victim he has been cracked up to be by his admirers and defenders. First, he rode to the Kano emirship in 2014 on the crest of a wave of emotions stirred by partisan politics and came down from it the same way.

Even though he wasn’t initially on the shortlist of Kano’s kingmakers, APC's Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso (who is now in PDP) made Sanusi emir in 2014 to spite PDP’s President Goodluck Jonathan and shield Sanusi from the consequences of his unmasking of multi-billion-dollar corruption at the NNPC. Apart from his unceremonious removal as CBN governor for his whistle blowing, he was going to face other untoward retributions from the Jonathan administration, but his appointment as emir put paid to it.

Now, Sanusi lost his emirship to the same partisan politics that got it for him in the first place. In an ironic twist, he was made emir by an APC government for making privileged revelations that disadvantaged a PDP government, and was removed as an emir by an APC government for his overt and covert acts that could have benefited the PDP in 2019.

In other words, Sanusi’s emirship was molded in the crucible of partisan politics and was dissolved in it.

Nonetheless, Sanusi, given his intellectual sophistication and pretenses to being an advocate of egalitarianism, had no business being an emir. Monarchy is way past its sell-by date not just in Nigeria but everywhere. It’s an anachronistic, vestigial remnant of a primitive past that invests authority on people by mere accident of heredity. Any authority that is inherited and not earned, in my opinion, is beneath contempt.

Emirship isn’t only a primeval anomaly in a modern world, it is, in fact, un-Islamic. In Islam, leadership is derived from knowledge and the consensus of consultative assemblies of communities called the Shura, not from heredity.

Monarchies in the Muslim North, which have constituted themselves into parasitic, decadent drains on the society but which pretend to be Islamic, are grotesque perversions of the religion they purport to represent. Anyone, not least one who makes pious noises about equality, that is denied the unfair privileges of monarchy is no victim.

Most importantly, though, Sanusi embodies a jarring disconnect between high-minded ideals and lived reality. He rails against child marriage in public but married a teenager upon becoming an emir. When the late Pius Adesanmi called him out, he told him to “grow a brain.” He suddenly became the patron saint of conservative Muslim cultural values.

He expended considerable intellectual energies critiquing polygamy among poor Muslim men, but he is married to four wives. His defense, of course, would be that he can afford it, and poor Muslim men can’t. Fair enough. But transaction-oriented reformists lead by example.

Fidel Castro, for example, stopped smoking when he campaigned against it. It would be nice to say to poor, polygamous Muslim men, “Why are you, a poor man, married to four wives when Sanusi, a wealthy man and an emir, is married to just one wife?”

That would have had a much higher impact than his preachments. In spite of their moral failings, Buhari, Abba Kyari, and Mamman Daura would be much more effective campaigners against disabling polygamy by poor Muslim men than Sanusi can ever be because they are monogamists even when they can afford to marry four wives.

This is a legitimate critique since Sanusi has a choice to not call out poor Muslim men who marry more wives than they can afford since polygamy is animated by libidinal greed, which is insensitive to financial means.

Sanusi habitually fulminates against the enormous and inexorably escalating poverty in the north, but even though he is an immensely affluent person, he has not instituted any systematic mechanism to tackle the scourge of poverty in the region in his own little way.

Instead, he spends hundreds of billions of naira to decorate the emir’s palace, buy exotic horses, and luxuriate in opulent sartorial regality.

And, although, he exposed humongous corruption during Goodluck Jonathan’s administration and dollar racketeering during Buhari’s regime, he is himself an indefensibly corrupt and profligate person. In two well-researched investigative pieces in 2017, Daily Nigeria’s Jaafar Jaafar chronicled Sanusi’s mind-boggling corruption as emir of Kano, which apparently didn’t abate until he was dethroned.

Sanusi was ostensibly a Marxist when he studied economics at ABU, which explains why he exhibits flashes of radicalism in his public oratory, but he is, in reality, an out-of-touch, unfeeling, feudal, neoliberal elitist who is contemptuous, and insensitive to the suffering, of poor people.

He supported Jonathan’s petrol price hike in 2012 and even wondered why poor people were protesting since they had no cars, and generators, according to him, were powered by diesel, not petrol!

When his attention was brought to the fact that only “subsidized” and privileged “big men” like him use diesel-powered generators, he backed down and apologized. But I found it remarkably telling that until 2012 Sanusi had no clue that the majority of Nigerians used petrol-powered generators to get electricity.

In a September 1, 2012 column titled, "Sanusi Lamido Sanusi’s Unwanted 5000 Naira Notes," I noted that Sanusi was "one of the most insensitive, out-of-touch bureaucrats to ever walk Nigeria’s corridors of power."

Again, in my December 10, 2016 article titled, "Dangerous Fine Print in Emir Sanusi's Prescription for Buhari," I wrote: "If you are a poor or economically insecure middle-class person who is writhing in pain amid this economic downturn, don’t be deceived into thinking that Emir Sanusi is on your side. He is not. His disagreements with Buhari have nothing to do with you or your plight. If he has his way, you would be dead by now because the IMF/World Bank neoliberal theology he evangelizes has no care for poor, vulnerable people."

On April 6, 2017, I wrote a Facebook status update that anticipated Sanusi’s dethronement and predicted that he might be president after his dethronement. I wrote:

“Did you pick up on the cryptic but devastating critique of Kano State Governor Ganduje’s government in Emir Sanusi’s wildly trending Kaduna speech? That’s gotta hurt. Remember that the power to appoint and dethrone traditional rulers rests exclusively with state governors. Now, pissing off the federal government AND the state government AND an entire region’s conservative cultural elites with bitter, uncomfortable truth-telling is a lethally combustible mix.

“I make no pretenses to possessing oracular powers (because I don't), but I predict that, like his grandfather, Emir Sanusi II will be deposed. But, unlike his grandfather, he may end up becoming Nigeria’s president after his dethronement. Kano’s loss would then be Nigeria’s gain which, in a strangely circuitous way, would also be Kano’s gain since Kano is part of Nigeria.

“Sanusi shouldn’t be Kano’s emir; he should be Nigeria’s president. I have strong disagreements with the neoliberal orthodoxy he subscribes to, but it would be nice to have a truly informed and educated man as president for once.”

Now, do I still want Sanusi to be Nigeria’s president? I am not too sure anymore. First, I doubt that the forces that got him out of the throne would allow him to become president, but should he decide to run for president in 2023, people who will vote for him should realize that he is neither a saint nor a victim.
https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/03/ganduje-is-monster-but-sanusi-is-not.html?m=1#.XmxOkVRFQxM.twitter

Politics › What's The Level Of Compliance Of Your Disco To The NERC Directive? by vivalavida(op):
Hi guys, i believe by now most of us have gotten our power bills from our various discos. The essence of this thread is to check the level of compliance of the discos with the directive given by NERC that estimated billing should end.
Also if they don"t comply,how do we handle that? Is there anywhere we can lay our complaints or we should not pay the bill at all?

Your opinions are needed guys

Lalasticlala! Myndd44!
Politics › Re: This Is How Exile For Traditional Ruler Works by vivalavida(m): 11:21am On Mar 11, 2020
0m0nnakoda:
You just wake up one day ,overdose yourself on fufu grin and start writing rubbish.


From around the world and in Nigeria, there are NUMEROUS instances when kings have left their positions and become ordinary people


Who FORBADE that? As you claim?
Example please?
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Poses Seductively In A Sheer Bustier And Stockings In Sexy New Photos by vivalavida(m): 3:36pm On Mar 09, 2020
Abfinest007:
looking for customer.this hw Niki minaj did and nobody was willy to marry her until she force d a retired rapist to marry her
Guy u just off me

Lmao grin
Education › Re: Lecturer Salary Package by vivalavida(m): 10:40pm On Mar 08, 2020
fernandoc:
The salary is complete rubbish.
Take it if that’s your only option.

Senators and other national firms collect fat paychecks whereas those who are supposed to impart knowledge leftovers
How much?

No wonder they sell handouts and do sorting to meet up
Romance › Re: I'm In the Room Doing This, But She's In the Kitchen Doing This [Picture] by vivalavida(m): 6:58pm On Mar 08, 2020
Nice kitchen.
Looks like mine


And bae was over this weekend doing same shit for the boy.
This life is too good my brother
Phones › Re: Which App Version Do Like More ? Light Or The Dark Mode by vivalavida(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08, 2020
Ejadike:
just update your WhatsApp app
Have gotten it
Phones › Re: I Need Help With My Nokia 4.2 by vivalavida(op): 5:11pm On Mar 06, 2020
theoneJabulani:
what's the battery life like
quite okay to me.
Phones › Re: I Need Help With My Nokia 4.2 by vivalavida(op): 4:47pm On Mar 06, 2020
theoneJabulani:
bro, are you still using your nokia
Yes
Politics › Re: EZINIHITTE LGA Road After The 1st Rain by vivalavida(m): 4:37pm On Mar 05, 2020
see my place oo
Phones › Re: Which App Version Do Like More ? Light Or The Dark Mode by vivalavida(m): 4:54pm On Mar 04, 2020
please how can i get the dark mode?
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by vivalavida(m): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2020
Something tells me this was scripted.

How my fellow guy go just dey chop all that slap from something wey dey bend down to piss ni?
Health › Experts Ask Why Africa Seems To Have Few Coronavirus cases by vivalavida(op): 4:18pm On Mar 01, 2020
Virus enigma: Experts ask why Africa seems to have few cases

Johannesburg (AFP) - The coronavirus is spreading fast beyond its China birthplace but sub-Saharan Africa, one of the world's most vulnerable regions, has so far been almost spared -- and experts want to know why.

More than 2,760 people worldwide have died of COVID-19 and almost 81,000 infected in over 45 countries.

Most of these have been in China, but cases are now rising fast in parts of Europe and the Middle East, while the first infection in Latin America was recorded on Wednesday, in Brazil.

But across all of Africa, just two cases have surfaced -- a tally that has health specialists scratching their heads, given the continent's close economic ties with China.

"This is the question that everyone is asking, especially as other regions such as South America or Eastern Europe now have cases," said Amadou Alpha Sall, head of the Pasteur Institute in Dakar, the Senegalese capital.

"The current figures could be the reality, it's hard to know. Maybe it's because Africa is not that connected."

Thumbi Ndung’u, director of a Durban-based infectious disease research centre, SANTHE, said "I don’t think anybody knows" why Africa so far appeared to be unscathed.

He also speculated that it could be "there isn't much travel to that particular part of China from Africa -- back and forth".

Or "it could just be a coincidence," said Ndung’u.

- Coverup unlikely -

Could it be a coverup, or cases that have gone undetected?

Michel Yao, an emergency response expert at WHO Africa, based in the Congolese capital Brazzaville, said these scenarios were most unlikely.

To detect and hide cases would require an "exceptionally managed" response, he said.

And undetected cases would result in an outbreak that would be "surely detected, because it spreads faster," Yao said.

Could Africa's predominantly hot climate ward off or even kill the virus?

"There is no current evidence to indicate that climate affects transmission," said Rodney Adam, who heads the infection control task force at the Aga Khan University Hospital in Nairobi.

"While it is true that for certain infections there may be genetic differences in susceptibility... there is no current evidence to that effect for COVID-19."

If the continent can count itself lucky so far, experts say it is just a question of time.

"We think Africa is going to be affected," said Yazdan Yazdanpanah, head of infectious diseases department at Paris's Bichat hospital.

On the plus said, the apparent delay has given African countries precious weeks in which to prepare.

Yao said more than half of sub-Saharan countries are now equipped with laboratories that can test for the virus -- up from just two a few weeks ago.

"In the beginning we had two, South Africa and Senegal... (now) we have 29 out of 47 countries that have laboratories that can perform the tests. So this is progress," he said.

"We were lucky to have a big window of opportunity," he said.

Another positive is that Ebola outbreaks that have struck parts of West Africa and the Democratic Republic of Congo have generated valuable skills for handling coronavirus.

There is currently no vaccine or cure for the novel virus -- the response is to contain it by identifying and isolating patients and carrying out grassroots awareness campaigns.

"This experience may add value on ground," said Yao.

- Question of time -

Despite this, Africa's vulnerabilities are well known.

A 2016 analysis by the Rand Corporation, a US thinktank, found that of the 25 countries in the world that are most vulnerable to infectious outbreaks, 22 are in Africa -- the others were Afghanistan, Yemen and Haiti.

Africa's many conflict zones, poor health infrastructure and porous borders are among the factors that accentuate the risk, it said.

Last week a Lancet study found that only Egypt, Algeria and South Africa had "the most prepared health systems in the continent" to handle the virus.

South Africa announced Thursday that 132 of its citizens trapped in China's Wuhan city, would be evacuated and placed in quarantine for 21 days.

In many countries, a sudden surge in numbers of seriously ill patients could overwhelm intensive care units.

"Africa is at high risk," said Yao.

On Thursday, Madagascar banned all travellers who recently visited Iran, Italy or South Korea -- the latest countries suffering major outbreaks of the virus -- from entering the island country, a popular tourist destination.

Several African airlines including Kenya Airways have suspended flights to China, although the continent's biggest carrier Ethiopian Airlines has kept its China routes open.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/virus-enigma-experts-ask-why-africa-seems-few-115150596.html

Investment › Re: Earn 35eth (#2.5 Million) Every 100 Days With Team-bamboo by vivalavida(m): 3:23pm On Mar 01, 2020
emonadeco:
Start today
With just #3,500?

U be thief sir
Politics › Re: This Is Why You Should Be Very Afraid by vivalavida(m): 1:54pm On Mar 01, 2020
APCHaram:
They have been trying with several methods: war, famine, disease, dodgy vaccines and what not. But the rate of culling falls lower than rate of population growth.

This virus has been in the making for decades. The human genome project was the catalyst that made the super virus successful.

The Pentagon even had a contract out for procurement of Russian DNA. And just recently same Pentagon banned US Military personnel from buying DNA home-kits for fear that the DNA will be cataloged and used to design a specific bio-weapon targeting US troops.
So far so good then the virus isn't doing a good job then. The fatality rate should be much higher. People ain't even scared much of the virus down here.
Politics › Re: This Is Why You Should Be Very Afraid by vivalavida(m): 1:36pm On Mar 01, 2020
MONIKERREVEALER:
The Georgia stones: Google it

Keep the world's population under 500 million

The 'cabal' will bring the cure when the population of the world goes below 500 million
So why did they wait till we have crossed the 6 billion mark years ago?

Baba this your theory no add up.
Do u know what it means to cull a population from over 6 billion to 500 million?

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