₦airaland Forum

acidosis™:
seriously, can u withstand the threat, uniform... ?

adexsimply: COOL sis

frank1989: u r beautiful

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Eh but Somehow am Also GAME -- Pastors Sin as Well [/color]

achi4u: you and a bad guy!

seems you neva jam agbalagba...!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Count me Out of this -- Am a Christain [/color]

kaboninc:
Me am looking for the bedgirl...but i start with the floorgirl
#ooopsss...did I just say bedguy? It is a mistake...though it has already happened#

IZUKWU: i am game if you are , your oga can watch for all i care. I ve been crushing on you for a long long time .

Onainor Samuel :
Hahahahaha...so are you still single Tel me ooo

Onainor Samuel :
Pls how is the family and the lil new born baby??

Idowuogbo: correct! include a stripper pole and u gud.

IZUKWU: okay ,vivi nnem , here am i.what type of bed will you prefer?

luvable sam: what took u so long to post ur comment?i aways lookout for ur comments wen ever i post a thread.

lola.luv:
*Walks into thread.

Peeps and....

Goes back to bed to continue with her midnight snack of Boli...

Sweetlemon: Women!!! Girls!!!!
We are truly our worst enemies!
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Holy mother of Jesus!

Idowuogbo: Somewhere? Bella naija dey come? Na private jet go chauffeur u go church? Somewhia ko some place ni! U best start writing ur thank u speech for d small publicity me and my gbaskias dey give dis ur imaginary wedding. Dey dia dey form badt galz, if I sound u!

Sweetlemon: So I need to write every single thing that happened within a whole weekend? As in how I woke up, brushed my teeth, had my bath, greeted everyone, what time we had lunch, when the compound was swept, and when the house staff went shopping for groceries?
OH MY GOODNESSS!!!!!

freecocoa: See as una wan put asunder between the lemon girl and me, not cool

She wey be my school daughter, abeg na me close to her pass everybody here o so no kuku think on it, no worry the clothe go fit you wella and I even get king sized bed guy for you sef so just chillax.

I wan go uh oh ah uh jare, me sef get guy ontop my bed now sef, make I go show am wetin I learn for one film wey n*ked people full, nite nite.

Idowuogbo: See dem! Jealous gals! Liv her o! Her fantasy is to fa ta si.Let her b! He proposed in d moon sef, astronauts were all present to witness d whole shebang. Moving on... Lemonade, can we discuss shayo? Abi na lemonade we go drink? I fit supply Palm wine o! Get bck to me ASAp!

freecocoa: No be by who came first sister mi, na who dey close to the bride pass be the koko.

ItsModella: nne, i na gwa mu? akuko ya we otu o di...nka gbasalu ya sha.

freecocoa: Me wey go get my own asoebi group, I don even choose color wey we go wear that day, ash and shocking pink noni.

freecocoa:
Duh! Have you forgotten we are talking of a wealthy family almost like Aliko Dangote's? Dey there na, they have a vegetable plantation, poultry,where fruits are grown(wetin dem dey call am sef?),animal reserve etc in their compound so that one no be talk jare, we must attend wedding o.

binger: WTF? Are you guys trying to burst her bubbles? Not fair,this story must have a happy ending.

ItsModella: if you're not interested in asoebi, I am o...

freecocoa: Sweetlemon he only proposed? I'm disappointed joor. Thought the bed guy will have a priest and full wedding guests at his house and give you a surprise wedding but all the same it was an interesting but very predictable story.

So he made you forget your phone in his car and that is how he was able to get your folks to his house, hmm nice one, abeg o how does someone make another person forget her phone? Did he say "baby forget your phone in my car" or did he bring out a white handkerchief and waved it in your face? I guess he did the latter, the handkerchief was laced with juju so don't even answer my questions, we get it.

As for the wedding planning, my cousin just wedded last week and his wife didn't even bother about a thing, she's a very busy woman so she no even raise one finger say she dey do anything, she didn't even see her wedding gown till on the eve of her wedding day yet it was an awesome wedding cos she had capable hands in me and some of her relatives, plus the wedding didn't take up to 3 weeks of planning so relax, don't use not having time as an excuse for rush rush, your man is loaded so you no get wahala.

One last thing, nne biko reduce how you dey take watch nollywood, it doesn't add value to one's life and those things you read in Romance Novels are called fiction for a reason so go easy on the tales dear, you could consider writing children story books sha cos your talent is wasting.

P.S if I no make vvip list for this wedding eh, hmm something go spoil o, chairs .