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bendazum: Idowu mama.How far? Glad I attracted your attention.Anyway I told the babe the truth and nothing but the truth.They say truth is bitter.Sorry o.No fex.

Massively daf..t.

Killz with all due respect please fix this! Ban people justifiably and when they air their grievances explain to them why they are banned instead of singing and dancing on the thread. Its rude and disrespectful to them and to everyone reading this.

Please fix this!

Crown Prince: Some men are pathetic losers flaunting their irresponsibility and stuupidity as a trademark. If he can't handle competition healthily in this ecological system, let him dig a three foot hole and bury his head in shame.

Yea I know. But don't let a fo..ol drag u down to his level, the gutter is no better a place to be.

Crown Prince: there is a sterling beauty most females don't possess. I am talking about the inner beauty of a woman which defines her personality than outward appearance that is deceiving and treacherous. God has created her to the best of his capability and to his Glory she existed...so just take a walk down your street, 200metres down the road you must sight a NEPA transformer urinate on the body of the transformer and hug it passionately,its a sure way of relieving your anxiety and frustrations of life.

Oh sweetie, thanks but u shouldn't have countered him. A lion doesn't lose a sleep over a cockroach's opinion.

bendazum: See I won't lie you resemble a man with your biceps and triceps muscles.Try to cover those legs because they ain't particularly hot.No.They are yamsuous.If you're already taken good for you because any second that passes you're susceptible to pay due more rate.May Menopause not see you, Amen.

Hope am not sarcastic? I told you the truth in honesty.

Haha! *oh, I'm actually shaking and crying* Ewu.

babyosisi: A si kwa m

Yes o.

babyosisi: You never know o
Especially with that ya foto
Umu boys a na cha gha ri anya
Ukwu nwanyi owerre

Hahaha! Nne, Ukwu a is taken already o.

yes o, we go call una when the time reach o. Jikerenu ime aseobi o.

LastApostle: I am umukegwu.

You got a mail.

LastApostle: I am umukegwu.

Cool. Expect a mail right away.

LastApostle: Side ebe na south?

Umuobom, kedu side ibu?

LastApostle: Achorom imata onye side ebe ibu na IMO state ngwa ngwa. Abum nwa afor ideato north. Odi kwa n'nukwu mkpa Ka mu mata ya. Udo diara gi

Chim o! What a small world! amarokwam na ibu onye igbo o. Odi nma, abum nwa afor ideato south.

jidegirl12: The 'we' syndrome? You necessarily don't have to say it if you're not comfortable with it..... I don't most times , but that doesn't mean he's not part of it....we react to stuff differently right?

Selfishness ? Read more relationship books , they help too ...soo many simple things in marriage that we just don't take seriously and aggravates path to rock bottom I tell ya,

It is well sis..... I wish you all the best in life.

Yea, thank you. Still trying to wrap my head around things, and start making a permanent room for someone else. I try to read books too. If God wills it, He will make it happen.

Thank you.

jidegirl12: Awww viv, don't worry , they all just looked scary in prints.... as long as you have it in mind that its conditional ; both y'all have to make it work ..... you'd be laughing .... I'm no expert oh but it's working for me

As per that thread.... don't get scared .... everybody's different.... you don't necessarily have to go thru all that childbirth trauma ..... Kort K pulled out Mason right out from her vjj I almost fainted myself

It better be o else they might not find me in that 'institution' for a long time.

This selfishness is just so hard to let go! I have no idea how to let go.

How did u do it? You know the 'we' instead of 'I?'

jidegirl12: It's all good oh viv, there's nothing to be weary about .....

it's just damn Rude to speak your own dialect your partner doesn't understand in his presence.....

you might be lucky tho and your man wouldn't complain and comply with you but it's 95% chance he's just faking it to make you happy ....... Deception? that ain't marriage dear

Yea, it never occurred to me. I just learned that now, and I'm glad I did.
My prospective hussy is from my tribe, so we speak same language, so I might not encounter this.

Honestly, whenever I visit this family section, my phobia for marriage comes back. I just finished reading ur posts on the "how long before one resumes se..x after giving birth" thread and it ain't funny at all. All those posts about tears and cuts?

Well, I'd rather stick to Romance section. Things seem easy there.

Hehehe! Chim o. I'm learning everyday. I just learned a new thing from this thread. This "marriage" no be beans o.

Thank you guys, keep it coming.

amyg: Ukwu nwanyi owerri!HNY ada owerri

Hahahahaha, HNY to you dear, mana awughim ada owerri o.

Come, make Rochas no try me o. Which kain 10k arrangement be that? Anyway, the part of Imo state I come from bride price na #70 and very big list but u go price the woman o ...... Price ranges from 1m, then u bargain, and pay whatever price u mutually agreed on but at the end of the day, they will collect like #70 and give u back the rest.

Bia Rochas, take time o.

Wey them na? *changes my torch light battery*

skydeep: The only services I can give to you is pedicure and manicure

I know. I'm guessing u didn't really get my drill. Well, you will know as time goes on.

*yawns* got to go, have some more punching to do and a big day tomorrow. So, nighty night,

CFCfan,,,,, Good night sugar,

Good night everybody.

CFCfan: Wetin be 'services'?

What does your ur mind tell u? Follow ur heart.

skydeep: .

Don't be, you guys inspired it, you make it sound so easy. I want that too. *winks*

skydeep: I recommend a blind crush

You got it! But as for u? I plan on meeting u someday, I might need ur services soon. *lips sealed*

CFCfan: Ok. My next exam will be in March. For now, I'm still on holiday till Jan 20th; same as Ogugua.

Yea, I can't wait to get mine over with already. My fingers hurt from punching the calculator.

skydeep: I got the compliment. Thanks

U are welcome darl. So can I still crush on him? A little?

CFCfan: Good luck with ur exam. What type of exam is it?

Just normal school (uni) exam o. Still in my B.sc.

skydeep: My hubby was even smilling at her . When I asked him why he was smiling, he said he wanted the lady to act crazier and fool herself.

, that's just it o. When u are confident in urself and ur man? U won't be moved. If he messes up? He knows what he stands to lose.

CFCfan: I'm good. I missed u.
*continues to play tennis*

I missed u too, even tho I see u around. I haven't been on the court for sometime now, was abit sick over the holiday and preparing for my exams at the moment. Maybe by Feb.

skydeep: Reminds me of a lady who keeps staring and winking at my hubby in a wedding ceremony despite he was sitting beside me. I was just looking at her in anger waiting for the ceremony to end so I would give her a pep-talk . The funny thing was that she was licking her lips while staring.

Nne, babes ain't smiling joor. I got that a lot with my recent ex. I didn't even bother about it. We just laughed and talked about it. But whenever other guys stared at me, na war.

skydeep: dont even dare . I will pulverize your skull

Babes chill biko, I have got a man too. A little crush won't hurt. . But for the record? I'm so warned .