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A fan asked Ariana how long “Pete” was, referring to the song called “Pete” that Ariana tweeted and she jokingly responded saying, “like 10 inches?…oh Bleep…I mean like a lil over a minute.”

Having heard the tune, Kim revealed she set her mind to bedding the 28-year-old comedian but the opposite happened.

The 41-year-old American socialite insisted that she was the one that chased after Pete after feeling ‘a vibe’ when they kissed during their now famous Aladdin sketch.

“I did SNL and then when we kissed in-scene, it was just a vibe,” Kim said.

“I was like ‘Oh shit maybe I’ve been…maybe I just need to try something different.’ But Pete does not come to my after-party. Everyone was at my after-party. He does not give me the time of day.

“A few days later, I called the producer at SNL and I was like “Hey do you have Pete’s number?'”

She went on to admit that she was basically texting Pete in order to get down and dirty with him after she heard about his BDE, (big d**k energy) as she said she was DTF (down to f**).

“I was just thinking… I heard about this BDE. I need to get out there. I need to just, like, jump start – I was just basically DTF,” Kim said.

Buhari offered me a running mate ticket, but some blocs rose against it, fanning ember of Muslim-Muslim ticket.
I stepped down and was asked to submit
three names for VP, I submitted Yemi
Kadoso, Wale Edun and Yemi Osinbajo but later settled for Osinbajo.

'We must prevent a Tinubu by all means,a man who's weak. We made the terrible error by supporting Buhari in2015. If we had known Buhari would be this weak, we would not have supported him but look at us now. We must not commit same error twice... .."

Professor Sola Adeyeye pic.twitter.com/1PVn9YWKUd

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) June 1, 2022

Kano delegates came with Wike red face cap. Immediately Tambuwal announced withdrawal they removed the cap and wear their "aboki" cap.

I congratulate Shehu Sani for securing TWO VOTES only during yesterday's PDP Governorship Primary in Kaduna.

Peter Obi had to sign his signature by himself to resign from PDP.
So humbling, so presidential

Abaribe decamps from PDP, Peter Obi decamps from PDP, PDP is for the highest bidder! the party has betrayed the south east.

Gunmen have written letters to nine local government areas in Anambra State to be attacked soon.

The local government areas listed to be attacked are Ihiala, Aguata, Nnewi South, Awka North, Awka South, Idemili North, Idemili South, Orumba South, Orumba North and Anambra East.

In a message to the LGAs, the anonymous group warned security operatives to get ready for action in ‘Biafra Land’.

“These local government areas should wait for us soon. We are warning our dear Professor that it is time for action and not time to speak big grammar and talking. All the security men occupying should get ready for action.

Akeredolu said the delegates from the state love and respect him but said it is God that enthrones

“It is only God that can enthrone, if God says it is you (Osinbajo), it will be you,” Akeredolu declared

alsudan:
No be disabled you be(dwarf). APC promised to sell the forms for halve the price for people in that category.

Only in Nigeria will Universities be on strike for close to 3 months and you see the Minister of Labour declaring for Presidency, instead of apologizing to Nigerians and resigning.