₦airaland Forum

Hahahaha.

One of the A list Nairaland Urchnns has spoken.

Despite the fact that the tribesmen of Buhari have adjudged him a monumental failure, this Senior Urchnn is still defending Buhari. The president that took Nigeria from the Fastest growing economy in Africa and about 7th fastest in the world to The Poverty Capital of the World in just 3 yrs.

The man who brought the only recessions Nigeria has ever experienced down on our heads. Not once or twice but thrice.

As a military head of state he invited the first recession in our history and did it twice as a civilian president.

But this fellow says he is not to blame.

He now claims its the governor's fault.

But in 2014, it was Jonathan's fault and he had to go.

The dope forgets that most of the governors are his party members.

Hahahaha

I guess the governors are to blame for Buhari's borrowing $80b, more money than Nigeria had borrowed since 1960 till 2015.

Jackass
Shameless

madridguy:
Our states governors are the real demons dragging our country backward.

It's not forbidden in the Bible, just not encouraged as few men have the wisdom to handle two or more wives.

Also if you have more than one wife, you are not permitted to hold a position in your local church.


Finally, the solution to one bad wife is not to marry another woman. She will only get worse and torment your life even more.

The secret to successful polygamy is to ensure that each woman has enough reasons to support the system.

Shinjawestside:
I wish the Bible allowed men to married two wives...

This our Christian women wahala too much ..

Head slammers women no dey bhave this way...

That was too harsh

Chief, don't let the environment get to you.

It's not the storm itself that sinks the ship.

A ship only sinks when water gets In.

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ValarDoharis:
You're talking nonsense!

Beer parlour gossip. Any coalition that does not throw Obi as presidential candidate is dead on arrival

Your first sentence was written out of fear.

Almost all religions are peaceful, so why did you use religion there?

The religion that is as far from peaceful as light is far from darkness is Islam.

If you say the word, you won't die.

Yugoslavia247:
Why does religion add nothing but backwardness.
Why do you have to dwell on stone age teachings?
Why does killing someone not your religion seems religious?
Why does conversion be done through conquest, rape, beheading and force?
Why does alot of religion find it easy to adapt but not yours?
Why does peace disappear when you become majority?
What is the crime of the Jews if not being Jews?
Why do you have to kill others to find peace in heaven or promise of virgins?
Why
Why
Why

The normal female refusal to accept responsibility is on display here.

Women are rushing to defend the crew for no other reason than the shared gender.

Overshooting a runway is a pilot error.

Plain and simple.

It implies the pilot miscalculated approach or speed or a poor use of the brakes.

The pilot will be sanctioned irrespective of her gender. That is the right thing to do.

Unless an investigation proves that there was a sensor or mechanical fault that misled her.

The bolded is the most hilarious thing I have read in quite a while

stanley000:
My wife at home can destroy a very expensive property at home and still find a reason to tell you why it was never her fault. From my expensive jbl to my airpod to appliances. Until u get married u won’t understand how much supervision women really need even more than blind people.

The answer is "Yes".

Anyone who goes through any budget for either state or federal will be shocked at some of the line items.

Nigerian politicians are not known for their sensibilities or discretion.

flexyrule:
There are a lot of things that are shared on the internet that I find quite disturbing.

More disturbing is the fact that people react and share these information without trying to authenticate or verify them.

Even if Gov. Sanwo Olu dipped his hands into public scoffers and used 200m to pay for legal fees, do you think he would be dumb enough to put such information in the prying eyes of the public?

The discerning will note that there is no Arab nation on this list.

The wise ones will ask the question "Why"

There is no difference btw the both of you.

He insulted a tribe and you retaliated in kind.

The score is 1-1

It's a draw for now

UncleKoboko:
You think yerooba people are like OSU PIGS?
That PIG is there for a reason... Dirty Bastardṣ
Abi na fool ani cows?


STOP COMPARING OTHER PEOPLE WITH YOUR PEOPLE!

You grab the scope well.

Flame333:
Baba just wan talk so as to remind them that no appointment has come yet..

Now that's a real mortuary.

KingMack:
OP you talk too much...if na me the meat for don dey VIP villa for my belle na jus to dey rinse am go down with this motuary standard 🤣

True, but how many candidates are really worth their salt.

Hiring managers are starved for exceptional candidates

thesicilian:
At the end of the day, if you're really worth your salt you can flunk all these rules and still get employed

Lolllz.

You are really a false prophet

FalseProphet1:
I see Tinubu appointing Peter Obi as minister of finance...I see datti becoming minister of education.

This I have seen.

FFK wants to come in through the back door.

He has found a topic that he knows Tinubu, being a Muslim would support.

Smart man

No big deal there.

You just need to have a bit of imagination to understand her.

Only an idiot expects a person who is in deep pain and distress to recount incidents in a purely logical sequence of events.

That's why investigators first make serious efforts to calm fresh witnesses down before they begin interrogation.

What I understood from that her sentence is that she had been begging her ex to accompany her to go to the police and get the body but he declined.

She now goes on her own and discovers to her shock that the father had already gone like a thief in the night and had collected the corpse.

She then proceeded to beg him to organise a burial but he again declined.

That wasn't so hard to piece together, now was it?

Beverlyjean:
According to her...she had been begging him to Bury their son...then she said after begging him, she went to the police commissioner, and the police commissioner said the police had released the corpse already....now does that make any sense??

So why did she go to the police commissioner?? She contradicted herself

"Nobody is impeaching Fubara" but they almost impeached him a couple of weeks ago.

Generally when a persons first sentence is a lie, I discountenance the rest.

You can't start with a lie and end up with the truth

vanitybutiwanti:
nobody is impeaching fubara niitwit, tell your new speaker to go to the assembly to hold a session with his 3 members if he's capable

Always easy to identify the children of Hate and Perdition.

They quickly attack those of the tribe they hate.

Haters always Hating

Lolz

UncleKoboko:
That Mohammed in his name will still annoy some children of
HATE AND PERDITION

I read your story from beginning to the end and I believe you are mostly telling the truth.

What I don't understand is you asking whether you should ask your wife if that child belongs to your brother in law.

Even when I was 16 I wouldnt have done such a silly thing.

Why can't you take the child to a DNA clinic and do the needful

Or you wanna tell us you don't know what a DNA Test is or you don't know that it's available in Lagos?

I would like to understand how you could know these things but be contemplating asking your wife if she is an adulterer.

UnproudLife:
So it happened that at this certain time, I was running a lucrative business that had so much cashflow., to the tune of about 2-4m monthly and I married my long-time girlfriend whom I disvirgined and had been dating for 7 years.

The moment we married and started the family journey, I tried making conversations about having a core family standard that would make harmony stand the test of time. Note that I am a man who is disciplined and goal-oriented. So first I approached my wife with a conversation on how to both make meaningful contributions in getting the family from point A to B at all times, to be more detailed, one of the conversations we had was about our finances because I also mentored her in the same business and she was raking in cash as well and was profitable.

I asked her that we make it a habit of both of us making contributions, having a certain joint account where we drop in cash from a certain amount we make sure we get paid monthly from our businesses. This was because while I was a reasonable spender who knows that if I go broke nobody got my back in the whole wide world. I'm the kinda person who when I spend, let's say for example, 200k just knows I'm worth times 30 of that but even with that I didn't have a concrete structure in business, I just spend money or do things as though my business was an extension of me, which the same was my wife's as well. And this was the reason I wanted us to make the conversation and also do things together. So I told her when we get paid monthly from our businesses we send a certain percentage of it to a joint account to run the family and if I was doing let's say 70k she should do like 30k because, with all honesty, I valued her business at if not half of mine or slightly above it was close at the time. And this was immediately we got married oh.

I was met with strong refusal, as she told me I married her and it was my duty to cater for everything, but as a patient person that I am in not making my judgement rashly I kept trying to convince her. I did till when it dawned on me that we was stern with her objection. And then this created in me a sense of deep selfishness from my wife and also note that I wasn't ever nosey about her income and even though I had a way to access her accounts to monitor Everything I wasn't interested and I was being the sole provider in the family while I watched my wife spend her money how she liked, making decisions that should involve me with her sister and calling some things to surprise me, and I don't mean it negatively.

It happened that i started a project in building a house 3years before we married which I'd credit to her sisters's advice and by the time we married we were already done with the roofing, remaining plastering and the rest. We were living at a very moderate house in town but had this project at a suburb in lagos which we all know that as a lagosian is still Lagos but only that the area would be less expensive. So at a time we were planning moving to a better apartment in town when her sister and her friend advised we pour money in completing our own place to move in. After much convincing I agreed and God blessed the most during this period in business so I had a dream house kind of finishing to the interior and we moved in.

During this time we were managing living at our business place because I was still accommodating her in my business space and we lived there and went home ones or twice in 2 weeks as it was easier with my driving. We then had a certain disagreement that made my wife without my agreement move her business and everything to that house and the area sighting her sister advicing it be done. I winked at it for peace to reign and because I wasn't a fool. Sorry without having to correct what I typed up there, this was the real account of what happened. When we had our first child she moved directly there and I went home weekends while running both businesses with me just directing her staffs and guiding them with discipline. We all know when you leave business for strangers it's OYO but all that doesn't mean I was also having access to her money, the money went to her while I managed the business.

This also was playing out while we dated and got married in how she never likes making any expenditure in even the cost of executing her jobs, and she would rather blackmail which I don't buy and because at those times I stick to mindset in business she'd rebel and take rash decision that would later backfire. So that was how she came one day and moved her everything to the area where we built saying her sister advised it.

I was a faithful man, a born again personality who ever since I gave my life to Christ about 5years to our marriage I stopped having fornication even with her or anyone and till that point in the marriage. So as she had moved, ye little things I knew in her business started diminishing while I was running the family financially. But this lady was always making me feel less than a man because she was so so not submissive even though I married her with the us being both core Christians and born again where she was even more fired up than me so we all knew submissiveness was the watchword but she wouldn't sub to it at this point and when I was home she'd make life miserable for me shouting in an area that the voice travels far, insult my life telling me that she regretted marrying me because I was a person who just wouldn't budge and I used to say I don't "think" as in the thinking that leads to depression and I guess this was why she wasn't having it. I always found ways to channel my thoughts to things positive that gets me going and even forgiving her on time while she sometimes take days to stop keeping malice.

This lady graduated to the aspect of telling me she stooped so low marrying me and I could go out and meet other ladies that she wouldn't even give a damn, and this went on for a long time. Without exaggeration, I myself was someone that in her words she feel for initially because of my looks although I was 5"7 and she like 5"6 in height which isn't that short for a man. I knew how young in thought and look I was when I start taking care of myself and dressing nice again and without a doubt an handsome man, so it got to a point I said to myself I've had enough. At this time I was already lusting at my spec in ladies out there in which I married her like but she refused to remain at. I brushed off and even while being in my early 30s I had several ladies saying I looked 23-26 in age and I started meeting ladies and having affairs with multiple through platforms and it was mind-blowing to me because they were telling me I looked better in person even though the profile pictures I had were compelling themselves. So I had several young ladies wishing we were dating for real but u didn't want that and wouldn't lie to get them laid with promises but the only lie I told was that I wasn't married neither with kids which some weren't even suspecting not to talk of asking such. But something was just not clicking with the way guys if this age behave when I relate with them and this is when we have more deeper relations and then they start sensing the nature of responsibility which makes them ask if I was married.

So at this point I said to myself, I was separated from my wife and I told her in several occasions because I wasn't going home as often as before she noticed all the changes in my looks but cared less. I was so far gone in having other ladies that I didn't even know what could ever make me wanna get back with her again. But in all these I was still a man who doesn't believe in divorce, which is what I always tell her made her misbehave. Then lemme note this. I was so far gone playing churchy Al these years I never knew the age had turned around and ladies were now so much for sale, I could remember hearing the word hookup for the first time 2 years ago when I had started contemplating cheating and I turned so many girls down on those platforms when I understood what hookup meant. I mostly kept them friends online for whining and all and I went off without meeting anyone until last year, that same last year by almost the middle of the year I had my first encounter with a lady who was almost begging I had s*X with her right in my car as the car was tinted at the back, and this was while being friends. I refused and explained I had never done it before. But a month later I started getting in the act until miraculously this year at mid year I had been longing for a change in lifestyle when I got the gift of repentance right in church and I just at this moment didn't care what my wife had ever done to me, I just forgave her in my heart, asked for forgiveness from God. Then it has been happening lately by then that she had been begging me and her sister was saying she in the person of my wife was already fed up and wanted to beg back in good terms with me but you know basking in the love of flesh I wasn't into it and knowing she was the kind that goes back to her vomit. But at this point I determined to make her come where I was and then we reconcile. But shortly after I did restitution with her and told her all I had done and what she made be go into but to my surprise she was so disappointed crying and telling me all sorts which was surprising to me because I expected this woman should have already seen the writing on the wall because I don't know how to pretend at all but she said she never suspected that she knew I was a Christian. Although I played a clean game but was was obvious was the fact that I changed in looks and all and shouldn't that be glaring. And now she only sober occasionally when the thoughts kicks in

My main problem now is that, while my first child is a copy of me, I started seeing the looks of my sister in law's last born in my last kid, which my mum has vaguely noted and I seconded. We can't even nurture the thought as we just said it. But personally each day I now stay with the kid I keep looking the semblance and thinking what if my bro in law which is my sister in law's hobby fathered this child. You see that would have out the child conception at about 3 months before I ever started having affairs outside marriage. I just wish to know what you guys think because I haven't even been able to ask any question relating to that as my wife just seem to off to ever fall into such.

Please ignore any typo as it was long and I'm trying to get by with a new course and it'll be hard to go through what I've written again. Pardon me

Girls whose man dey abroad na snacks for guys on ground.

Fellow will be calling and the girl dey wind waist on top you.

When she get herself, she go carry phone go toilet go call am back.

Chaii

Memories.

We are different now.

Thank God for Jesus

Israelis are high value people.

Historically, they have exchanged 7,000 Palestinian terrorists for just 19 living Israelis and 8 dead bodies.

Just imagine.

Palestinian and Israeli exchange na just like Naira and Dollar.

Country that values it's people. Even their dead bodies.

Compared to the other that uses it's people (including children) as human shields.

I won't say you are uneducated but you are definitely ignorant about this topic.

If I ask you whether you have read any book or watched documentaries on the history of this conflict, the only true answer you can give is "No".

Israel is a tiny country of just 6m people.

2m of those people are Arabs.

They are also citizens of Israel.

Yes, 30% of the population of Israel are Muslim Arabs.

I know you don't know that because you know nothing outside what you were told.

There are Muslim Arabs in their Senate.

The Muslim Arabs of Israel have all the rights that the Jews have.

So when you compare Israel and Palestine to apartheid South Africa, you inform those of us knowledgeable about the matter that you are just ignorant.

I'm also certain that you are unaware that Israel pulled out of Gaza in 2005 after destroying Israeli settlements and forcefully relocated (against their will) those Israelis who lived in Gaza.

All in attempts to make peace.

I neither have the time not the interest to educate you on the foundation and the history of the conflict.

But let me give you one easy assignment which you can carry out if you are not lazy or just allergic to the truth.

Go and read the founding charter of Hamas. See what it's goals are, if you can do that and you still support them, then you are a terrorist yourself.

Let me stop here

pricklewane:
Those similar to you will say same thing about apartheid in SA back then with the white decided to acknowledge their crimes for what they are n initiated true reconciliation.

Isreal should continue killing Palestine till eternity it will not have peace until it does the right to bring peace to the two of them. Palestine can not bring Isreal peace just like the black South Africans couldn't bring South Africa peace till the white minority holistically decide to go the way of peace m until Isreal does the same thing it will never ever have peace.

Buhari ruled for 7 disastrous years before LP arose yet this urchnn even brings them into this.

You will find a unicorn before you find a sensible urchnn

TemplarLandry:
…Especially the recalcitrant Hellu Pee lot.

I dedicate “OH NO” by Black Sheriff to Mr. Buhari.
Great jam!

Read what a nitwit typed below and realise that these urchns are condemned beings.

Whatever you do, don't allow your daughter to marry a man who was involved in online urchnn work.

She will surely regret it

yommen:
This doesn't justify the fact that LP who promised to be different is actually also a scam. Shame on obidients because their LP is same with APC/PDP. No difference. I will rather follow the openly corrupt person than the corrupt, holier-than-thou pretender of a person.

One of the ways to identify a poor riff raff Nigerian online is the sheer volume of bile they spit out against other tribes.

Never will you find an extremely rich, highly educated, widely enlightened person castigating people on the basis of their tribe alone.

It's always the urchnns, the vagabonds, the downtrodden, those who went to low quality Primary and Secondary schools.

Tinubu's grandson is half Igbo.

None of them will insult those children or their mother or their stipend will be stopped.

Never take these wretches seriously. If you meet them in real life they are likely to be carrying handbags for the wife of their local government chairman or the Chairman of their LCDA.

Nor do they amount to much in the long run. Destined for life to pick crumbs from the table of the nearest APC politician.

VEHINTOLAR:
Yorubas don't even have to claim her,she has already identified with the Yoruba with her names - Adeola Makanju,those are original Yoruba names ! Yorubas have been so much blessed that they don't even have to do any "attache by force" unlike some idiots from one erosion ravaged land of criminals ! Yorubas are above that,the records are all there !

Meanwhile,Adeola Makanju is from a royal family in Osun state,the cradle of Yoruba race. She is a Princess from Iragberi in Osun state. She visits Osun state regularly as a Princess that she is !

Chinedu,shut up your faecal ogiri smelling trap,Adeola is proudly Yoruba !

Thank you for this post. It's a timely one

Ignorance is so costly and the ignorant are so loud.

A woman whose bride price has been paid but no registry will fall to the woman who has registry marriage and no bride price not to talk of the woman who was registry with bride price.

When it's time to travel out for visit or relocation, you will understand the importance of registry at the embassy.

When you die and your relatives come for your property, your registry married wife need only call upon a lawyer and things will turn around while your bride price wife will be forced to run with your kids.

Abrahamweb:
Bride price is a most.
Court wedding is a foreign concept and not compulsory.
If you want respect from your in-laws,pay bride price first and court wedding after.
You want to carry their daughter with asking for their blessings ni?

A bit confused here.

Are you talking to OBJ or who?

I ask because I didn't see him advocating for military govt nor implying so.

I'm also surprised that you completely avoided responding to his argument that Democracy as is being practiced in Africa needs to be amended.

I'm even bothering with all this because I have seen some very sensible posts from you in the past so wondering what went wrong.

TemplarLandry:
The worst democratic government is better than any gaddamn military government. Deal with it.

I dedicate “BAD TILL ETERNITY” by Blaqbonez feat. Zlatan to OBJ.
Great jam!

You must have over 50 monikers on Nairaland by now.

The problem with your first sentence is that if you have tried to get a little help here to no avail...then why have you remained steadfast for close to 2yrs now begging for money.

Unity25:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

Hahahahaha.

So these urchnns actually want us to believe such a daft response.

Every day I am more and more convinced of the low IQ of the urchnns.

They give such asinine excuses for things. OMG.

None of them display a greater intellec than Lie Mohammed.

So Deputy Governor says it's a mistake and 200m peeps should accept it because the Deputy Governor is incapable of lying.

Hahahahahaha

Dittodat:
LIES

2 MILLION NAIRA for Fans. These ones are looking for lies to cover up their monumental Buffon in Abia.


BREAKING: Lagos State Deputy Governor, Obafemi Hamzat, denies that his office spent N2bn for rechargeable fans, lights and fridges, says the correct amount is N2m, orders Lagos State Public Procurement Agency to immediately correct the figure on its website, per Premium Times.

God bless you for this.

The urchnns will come for you with a vengeance.

They have been attacking Otti since forgetting that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

This Igbo hating urchnn is here again.

Pretending to love Abians now but has a thousand hate posts over the years where he tears Igbos apart.

Go read his past posts. He is a Tinubu boy.

Ask him where is the similar budget breakdown for Sanwo-olu, Yahaya Bello etc.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Shame on him.

"Nigeria To..."

This same song that played for 8yrs under Buhari is now on replay under Tinubu.

It's Monday morning so I don't have time to name some the times it was played under Buhari. But it was at least once a fortnight.