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Facebook stock my Ass!!!

Na wah oh

I don tire for "Tonto and kpokpogarri" news.

I know this will make front page because of nairalands useless Mods.

Let me book space first.... I have a lot to say but I no get strength to type, make I find food chop first .

See as this girl I used to crush on is gradually "hitting the wall".

OiOi:
Abdurrahaman Ado Musa (Nigeria)
Salihu Yusuf Adamu (Nigeria)
Bashir Ali Yusuf (Nigeria)
Muhammed Ibrahim Isa (Nigeria)
Ibrahim Ali Alhassan (Nigeria)
Surajo Abubakar Muhammad (Nigeria)

The two bolded names

I don't mean to be tribalistic but hasn't anyone noticed that those names belong to a certain "ethnic geographical region" in Nigeria.

RingRoadMafia:
Righteousness2 is the one behind the Holiness2100 and Holinessforever accounts. He uses them to create doomsday topics in order to spread fear with his main monikers. Check the topics created by these accounts, you will always see him there typing his usual gibberish. What kind of pastor employs deception to spread the gospel? You don't want to open these topics with your main accounts so that people won't see you for the scaremonger that you truly are. Ozuor!

You have a point.

But the only annoying thing is the fact that mods always push any threads he comments on straight to FP... Him and the other idiot BBQ guy.

MTN night plan is still the best as far as night plan is concerned....
But sometimes MTN can be very trickish....
So you gotta be careful when dealing with them.

Olunmercy56:
Sorry, what happened?! A man can't just leave his family for another lady expect you are giving him troubles at home ( no intimacy, you starved him good sex, you are materialistic, or too much demands, etc) or you are baby mama. please don't deceive yourself, realize your mistakes and ask God for forgiveness. If you are innocent, please go into fasting and prayers, God answer prayers, He will return back to you.

You could be right.....but since the other woman involved is a Bini woman, then I have other theories.

It has happened to me so many times....

On so many occasions, a strange person would just stop me on the road and start speaking a strange language.... I would have to tell the person that I don't understand that language, on nairaland ne occasion the woman was looking at me suspiciously after I had explained that I wasn't the one ....

SadiqBabaSani:
BBQgrills?

If you wanna know who he is just go to Facebook and search the name "FELIX TERUNGWA DAV".

Faber:
Op May your life be as smooth as Nigeria under Buhari...

May your life be as enjoyable and peaceful as Zamfara, Niger and Southern Kaduna under Buhari....

May your wisdom appreciate, the way the ₦ appreciated against the $ under Buhari

May your life be as accessible to good things like free speech under Buhari

Reply with Amen/Amin if you are truly proud of Buhari as your NG president.

Prove ur love or Patriotism for Nigeria and Buhari, by saying Amen to these blessings. If you fail to claim these blessedness above, just close ur gutter mouth and remain shamefully silent.

AMEEENNN !!!.....

sarrki:
34 years down the lane the car is obsolete

Why do we Amass power and money that will turn out to be obsolete sooner or later

This is a lesson that we should all learn from

Nothing last forever

Only God that is the supremo

He never old nor age

He never sleeps nor slumber

He never seize to reign

He his I am that I am

He’s the greatest and will be forever

We give you praise and honor

The greatest than the greatest
The celestial master of the universe

Add yours if you concur

Zombie don become pastor overnight

Abeg the only useless nairaland pastor we know is Righteousness

This is so enlightening.

Mods please move this to FP.

Trans ?

Cyberterror:
I don't think that Seun Osewa exists. It is just an alias the real owners of nairaland are using to cover their tracks.

As crazy and bizzare this theory sounds, I can't help but feel it's true

I have asked this question before ( I even created a thread about it).... "Who really is the person called SEUN OSEWA" ?

If there's a video of an interview of him on any of the social media platforms... please someone should share it.

I get it that someone might feel the need to be private but the likes of Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Jobs etc have all granted interviews at one point in their lives which helped in promoting their sites .

The mere fact that Nairalanders have never paid much attention to know more about this man is very wierd.

Take a look at those bad boys... YUMMY!!

No be today hotel guests begin to dey Bleep receptionists Dem..... If you don't work for hotel, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Na wetin make most hotel management dey ever put fine girls as receptionists.

Lollittaa:
seems you want nairaland homosexuals to notice you.

Before nko?

That's exactly what the gay wants...

Make him no worry, him nyash go hear am.

Gentlemen in da house...
Lets all observe a minute silence for another pussy lost and taken from us.

The reasons why most girls especially the breed we have here in Naija don't reply messages faster are these:
- She has too many SIMPS on her timeline, all flooding her inbox with messages.
- She's not just into you.... Because a girl that's into you will definitely reply your messages faster.
- She has definitely nothing interesting to say , most time they don't even Know how to keep a conversation going (this applies to most naija girls).

The women on this thread keep proving the Op right with their comments.... None of them have said anything about the woman that falsely accused a guy of Rape but there are busy attacking the Op.

Illumined9933:
Rollo Tomassi wrote about "female nature".
He also educated men about hypergamy. But the wisest of men will dwell on the ideas he
outlined in his book, that could influence a woman into NOT wanting to display those dark aspects of female nature while with HIM.

Rollo didn't write the rationale male, so we come online to call women bitches and devils. He wrote that book to help men beat women at their game.

When we talk about the redpill helping you,
we talk about how you become the most important male in a womans life. Even more important than her father.

Some of the guys who like to call themselves redpill, who are in the habit of calling our queens prostitutes, do not even understand some of the concepts in Rollo's book.

The most important aspect of the redpill is to help men gain the BURNING DESIRE of a woman. And also, keep that desire burning for as long as he wants. Rollo talked about the tricks in his book.

The redpill shouldn't make you hate love, neither should it prevent you from being in a relationship, like the mgtow. It should help you manipulate your way into a woman's heart.

Manipulation for the good of Man.

I don't know who you are... But may you live long.

SweetBuns:
This thread will fall into obscurity too, like the hundred threads that came before it

Nothing to see here.

It's very obvious that you're amongst the toxic women that will make a man suffer for what he didn't do.... I pity your husband (if you're even married)

Righteousness2 .... Your attention is needed here.

Code Alpha Delta !!!
I repeat code Alpha Delta!!!

Another comrade is in danger !!!
I repeat another comrade is in danger !!!

Calling for backup from The GidRedpiller....

Come with enough Redpill ammunition.

OVER!!!

LionTiger:
So what happened after half time?
And what was the referee's decision
Was the match completed or abandoned?
Or Penalty spot kicks taken?

Very good question?

My brother , please I beg you in the name of God , BE CAREFUL...... Naija girls like "shakara" and will never be the first to make a move on you even if she likes you... She'll instead give you subtle green lights and wait for you to make the move , so that she can form?? .... That's how it is with them.
I have some theories why she's being too receptive...

1. She's pregnant for another useless Mofo and is looking for a more responsible guy to hook the pregnancy on.

2. There's something you have which she wants , and is looking for a means to get it from you.

3. She's secretly a baby mama and is just looking for a guy to put responsibilities on.... If this is the case, She'll only reveal the kid after you've tasted her Honeypot and will use the sex as emotional blackmail to stop you from leaving her.

4. She is just a street girl that is easily fukkable and wants you to smash at a fee....

Finally my brother,...Even you want smash, please use protection and after the sex, tell her that despite what transpired between you two, you aren't ready for a relationship, and that you'll always be a good friend to her....

The GidRedpiller is right... We guys have to look out for each other with these leeches out there especially the brand we have here in Naija.

Not bad, I'm a lover of local foods myself but the least you can do is to peel it for him and garnish it with something like dried fish and blended peppers....

You really don't know how to make your food appealing to the eyes.... It always ends up looking I like "sacrifices" to the gods .

kmcutez:
Did you notice that no lady insulted any man here, but you deemed it fit to insult people that you do not even know. Why don’t you compare yourself to the other races of men that are ruling over you, let’s see how you fare.

First of all, I didn't insult anyone, I just pointed out some obvious facts (I don't know why you're taking it personal.... Probably because you're an unmarried "evening newspaper" who is guilty of this act)......

And secondly our Black race (both men and women) are being controlled by the whites (directly & indirectly) because they have set up a system that is corrupt with leaders that answer to them.

This is an obvious truth and I'm really sorry it struck a nerve in you.