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Sports › Re: Messi Agrees Five-year Barcelona Contract, Accepts Wage Cut by Vulcanheph(m): 8:11am On Jul 15, 2021
Make him go rest na... Five years again for wetin?

The guy is gradually becoming more of a curse than a blessing to Barcelona.... If you want me to explain more , send me airtime.
Health › Re: 3 Siblings Who Ate Amala Die, Two Hospitalized In Kwara by Vulcanheph(m): 8:07am On Jul 15, 2021
Something is wrong somewhere.... I suspect poisoning.

Who preparred the food for them?
Crime › Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:04am On Jul 15, 2021
almarthins:
Me self don dey do sm thinking. We don eat camel and donkeys in the name of pkomo. Abeg where those orobo pkomo dey come from, which kind animal dey get am?
I agree...I have always been suspicious of Those thick kpomo that are light brown in color , but that one no mean say I never chop am before gringrin
Crime › Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:01am On Jul 15, 2021
ignis:
Those selling Donkey meat as cow meat and kpomo, are they doing the right thing?
That's the only part where I have a problem with .... Selling one thing and passing it off as another is wrong.
Phones › Re: Whats The Best Music Player App On Phone by Vulcanheph(m): 7:51am On Jul 15, 2021
dyfaze:
Boom Player and Audio Mark still remain the best so far. However, Audio Mark has better sound quality.
Boom player is bullshit, especially if you're not the type that does online streaming... It was put already pre-installed in tecno, infinix and itel phones.
I uninstalled mine because the one I had on my phone couldn't let me listen to music offline with it... NO BE EVERYDAY PERSON DEY GET DATA.

This one I use is simply called " music player".... It's simple and easy to use and doesn't cost much data to download from playstore.

Crime › Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:42am On Jul 15, 2021
ignis:
Do your parents eat Donkey meat?
Yes, I'm sure my parents must have eaten it unknowingly, there's nothing wrong medically in eating it, those that don't do say based on Religious or ethnic beliefs.

let me shock you
As long as you've bought "kpomo" or cow meet in any local market in Nigeria.... Just know that you've definitely eaten it.
Crime › Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 7:35am On Jul 15, 2021
Goldiness:
Meat is not meat ooh, you did not read we're he siad the meat is unhealthy....?
Go and do a simple Google search before coming online to embarrass yourself.... Donkey meat is actually quite healthy and us said by nutritionists to be a much better substitute for beef because it has more nutrients and less fat.
Family › Re: One Injured As Fulani Clan Clashes Over Who Inherits Family Head’s Widow by Vulcanheph(m): 4:26am On Jul 15, 2021
Inheriting a widow shockedshockedshocked

This People are really stuck in the Stone age.
Crime › Re: Woman Discovers A Snake And 4 Cats Living In Her Car (Photos, Video) by Vulcanheph(m): 4:22am On Jul 15, 2021
Someone should please call Lala gringringrin
Crime › Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Vulcanheph(m):
Meat na meat abeg.... As long as no be human flesh.

-modifies-
As for the people quoting me or about to quote me telling me it's unhealthy, I just want you to know that we live in an age of information, information is basically free and at your fingertips .

Romance › Re: This Lady Says Any Man That Does DNA Tests On His Child Is A B@stard!! [Photo] by Vulcanheph(m): 4:15am On Jul 15, 2021
Afamsi:
It sometimes take a single statement to know an Olosho
GBAM !!!!
Crime › Re: Come And See What Our South African Brothers Looted for dinner by Vulcanheph(m): 4:05am On Jul 15, 2021
PlayerMeji:
That's Old Major there..

Wahala for who no sabi...
Na snowball and Napoleon remain,
As you talk.... Wahala for who no Sabi gringringrin
Romance › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Woman Buries Her Husband With A Snake Because Of This by Vulcanheph(m): 3:10pm On Jul 14, 2021
I hope the dead man is not who I think it is?? ... gringringrin
Celebrities › Re: Sister Benefit Shares Stunning Pictures As She Celebrates Her Birthday by Vulcanheph(m): 3:08pm On Jul 14, 2021
I follow this girl on Tik tok... She quite hilarious and creative. gringringrin
Family › Re: American Woman Adopts Yoruba Name After Marrying Nigerian (photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 3:06pm On Jul 14, 2021
Lovely couple.... A true representation of interracial love.

I'd love to see what their would kids look like.

As the day goes, more naija men are now marrying outside the country because our women here are a special breed of wahala.
Romance › Re: Guys How Did You Find Out Your Girlfriend Had More Money Than You? by Vulcanheph(m): 3:00pm On Jul 14, 2021
It's all about the " entitlement mentality" of naija girls that weave been talking about endlessly....

Even if she has, she believes that it's her right to be spent on when you're in a relationship with her... You will be shocked to know that the girl that is always you for urgent 2k has more money than you .

Congratulations you have just taken a dose of the medication called NAIJA GIRLS.

Talk the the person called GidRedpiller, he'll tell you more..
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Leaves Hospital After Operation by Vulcanheph(m): 1:00pm On Jul 14, 2021
E good oh.... Do you know that there's enough funds in the Vatican to end poverty in the world.
Nairaland General › Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This? by Vulcanheph(m): 12:54pm On Jul 14, 2021
Op, be rest assured that this thread will make it to FP.... our super mod (a well known snake enthusiaist will do the needful.

Ftc
Crime › Re: Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Shooting Igbo Ladipo Traders Yesterday (graphic) by Vulcanheph(m): 12:43pm On Jul 14, 2021
mancoconut:
One person (a guy named "scatter"wink was killed by stray bullet not 5,get your facts right.
Stop justifying murder .... Wether it's one person that died or a hundred doesn't change the fact that soldiers went into a market filled with unarmed civilians and opened fire for no just reason.
Crime › Re: Secondary School Girls In Trouble As Their Evil Act Video Leaked [watch Video] by Vulcanheph(m): 8:43am On Jul 14, 2021
It's obvious these ones don dey collect prick tey tey.
Romance › Re: 'My Boyfriend Doesn’t Wash/wipe His Ass Properly.' (Pictures) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:53pm On Jul 13, 2021
Plomo:
Sh¡t happens!
Lol....this comment is hilarious and creative at the same time
Politics › Re: Charly Boy: I Do Not Believe In One Nigeria by Vulcanheph(m): 6:51pm On Jul 13, 2021
No one in his right senses will believe in one Nigeria.
Sports › Re: 4.7 Billion People Watched Euro 2020, With Over 300m Watching The Final (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:48pm On Jul 13, 2021
It's obvious that this is just an estimated figure.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: South African Looters Stole Coffins In 'Free Zuma' Protest (video) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:43pm On Jul 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




A relative of mine got a job as an ambulance driver in a Funeral home.
The mumu now began stealing petrol from the car's fuel-tank for his generator at home.

Barely two weeks after he began this, he slumped and died on top of his neighbor's wife who came to watch the Big Brother Sunday Eviction show in his apartment because his generator was on.

There are certain things you just don't steal.
I still attribute my madness to one ebo I stole and ate at Upper Adesuwa in Benin as a kid.
I swear, Mad People full for this nairaland. gringringrin
Agriculture › Today Is Cow Appreciation Day !!! by Vulcanheph(op):
Today is known as Cow Appreciation day in Canada.

The event always falls on the second Tuesday of July of every year in theUnited States, Canada and a few other countries, this year the date falls on Tuesday July 13.... On this day Cows are appreciated for their significance in the society due to the fact that they produce Meat, milk, leather etc which is beneficial to the society

It is kind of an irony how one thing that brings celebration to one country can be a source of problems for another.

Romance › Re: How I Was Molested By Our House girl Years A Ago, My Only Regret Is That by Vulcanheph(m): 7:57am On Jul 13, 2021
Romanoff:
So the rape is okay then and if your male child was to go through the same thing, you'd keep quiet and say "years from now, you'd look back and have nothing but fond memories".

Abi?

I am not taking it personal, I am just shocked at how trivialised something so serious is being made.

Should something like that happen to my child, I am not going to be saying what y'all are saying here. That's for sure.
I am not condoning rape in any way .... All I'm saying is that Rape has more effects on female kids than it does for male kids.... I'm saying this based on the fact that most men that have ever been sexually taken advantage of as kids by older women often end up reminiscing the memory, the same can't be said for women.
Infact I've not heard about a man who went through sexual abuse from an older woman in his childhood who has later grown to hate the experience.
I'm not advocating for Rape of boys by older women but we men are naturally "sexual driven" so the negetive effects on men is often minimal compared to women.

N.B.
If my male child suffers such an abuse from an adult , I'll personally kill the person myself.

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