₦airaland Forum

TheGidRedpiller:
He's gonna suffer because of his name!!

I'm already feeling pity for the kid already..... What kind of mother will do this kind of thing to her son ?

If the reverse was the case and a man had named his daughter "penis" those same "feminists" would have come out and attacked him for it and would have even sued the man to court.

Na wah oh.... What is this corn tree turning into.

bcomputer101:
Its always shocked.





He should travel to England to replace his shock absorber

Yes oh, you are right.... You know that for a while now he hasn't expressed shock for anything since he returned from his last medical trip ,so it's like the shock absorber they put in last time needs to be replaced.

KillMNKnow:
Awesome! Go and sin no more the Government av heard your plights

you should be ashamed of yourself.

NLPoliceWoman:
Again,
Seun, Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 8

Rule 8. Don't post false information on nairaland.

Unless you can bring information that proves that proves that the info is wrong, no mod will answer you.
Besides 40% of posts on nairaland are often not 100% accurate.... So get a life.

advanceDNA:
Another man just found out that making public property a personal one is not a good move..

You have said it all .

Please GidRedpiller what do you have to say about this ??

Na wah oh

KillIgbohoNow
KillMNKnow

NLpolicewoman
ILoveDemMANNA

All the mentioned monikers belong to the same person.....

I know he's in serious pains now.

Keep up the good work bro.... We will do everything in our power to give every simp the red pill.

Chai.... See better doggy.

Bandits just blew up a military plane worth millions and Buhari and DSS is only interested in Kanu and Igboho....
The table that this people are shaking.... Plenty things dey on top of am oh!!!

Is Chigurl not Igbo ?

Hahahaha.... That's why most of these naija b!tches always look for SIMPS....so that they can cheat without fear .

The annoying fact wilth nairaland these days is that educative and informative threads like this hardly get to FP....

But Obi cubana has made it there a dozen times within the last two weeks.

I wonder what this forum is turning into .

Whois:
The book is an eye opener. Zombies need a copy

I agree with you and I'm gonna start calling them to this thread to get the book.

Simplyleo

Sarrki
KilkMNkNow

Please someone else should call other zombies that they know


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Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44
One of you should take this to FRONTPAGE, ..... No be only Obi cubana news deserve FP spot....

I think it's SW although I'm SS .... I have hardly met nairalanders in my state, most times I ask people I meet here if they know nairaland and most of them have never heard of it.

Yes , they should be paid..... Not only will it help reduce the rate of unemployment in the country but will also motivate the workers more.
It doesn't necessarily need to be much, even if it's small stipends after all we all know that the church collects lots of tithes and donations and God doesn't have an account number.

KillMNKnow:
Awesome y'all DSS should create a Nairaland unit cus we are all here.... I mean the law abiding citizens, bandits, ISWAP, Boko Haram, Yahoo boys, IPOB terrorists, Drug traffickers, hoodlums, cultist etc. Are all here on Nairaland

I just want you to know that Nairaland isn't as Anonymous as you think, so be careful of what you say online .... It's for your own good unless you want boys to "carry your matter for head".

N.B. ... I know that you're using this new moniker.

It's as if George Orwell the author of the book time travelled to present day nigeria and got inspired before going back to write the book because everything about the book from the plot, characters, setting represents Nigeria in every where....

The farm represents Nigeria.

Mrnd Mrs Jones; owners of the farm represents the British Empire.

Old major represents our founding fathers Azikiwe, Awolowo, A. Bello etc

Snowball represents GEJ and PDP

Napoleon represents Buhari and APC

Squealer represents APC spokes People ; Lai Mohammed, Garba Shehu, lauuretta onouchie etc

Boxer represents the APC zombies

Jessie and Bluebell's puppies that grew up to become Napoleon's guard dogs represent the Military, Police and DSS

The rest of the suffering animals represent the rest of Nigerians who don't fall in the mentioned categories.... I don't need to explain more because those that have read the book totally understand what I mean.

I will always be grateful to my mom and elder brother for making me read that book when I was younger.

This woman has said it all....

Kayberg:
In those days, I used to play:

Splinter Cell
Modern Combat
Mortal Kombat
Die Hard
Mission Impossible (all parts)
Prince of Persia
Prince of Egypt
Rainbow Six Vegas
Rainbow Six III
Rainbow Six
SWAT
Delta Force
Black Hawk Down
Deadly Mission
Lethal Mission
Treasure Throve
Too bad I've forgotten hundreds of them, but listed, I had them about 400 and above.



YES!!!!
Right Reminder!


Assassins Creed (all parts)
Soul Of Darkness
Soul Calibur
Galaxy Raiders
Undercover
Tower Defense
Air Combat
1944
Tank War
Spiderman
Spiderman Ultimate
Amazing Spiderman
Devil May Cry
Solid Weapon
Lethal Weapon
Real Football 2006
Real Football 2007
Real Football 2008
Real Football 2009
Real Football 2010 (that's where Real Football last made sense)
Real Football 2011
Real Football 2012
Gangsters King of LA
LA Gangsters
Gangster Crime City
Gangster Vegas
Fast And Furious
Car Racing
Need For Speed
Governator 2
Liquidator 1
Liquidator 2
Street Football
Basketball
Asphalt (all parts)
Pro Evolution Soccer
Superman Batman Heroes United
Counter Terrorism 3D
Smackdown Vs Raw
Rambo on Fire
Ironman
Avatar
Brothers In Arms
Power Rangers
Extreme Moto
America's Army
Medal of Honour
Ben 10
Tekken Mobile
Hulk
Jurassic Park
James Bond
Legends Of Wrestlemania
Command And Conquer 3
Command And Conquer 4
Rambo Forever
American Gangster
God of War
Terminator Salvation
Terminator Revenge
Terminator
Men in Black
Immortals
Wrath of Titans
KGB Swat
Batman Guardian of Gotham
Robocop
Car Jack Street
Will update when I remember more.

Omo .. you be game freak.

I been think say my own bad but person dey wet pass me.

Goldiness:
Look at these animal oh, send your self the simple massage not me. If you eat donkey meat must everyone be like you.

I've got a newsflash for you.... If you've ever bought beef or kpomo from a Nigerian local market , just know that you've eaten donkey meat before without even knowing it.

Do you expect anything good to come out of naija politicians.... Especially if they represent the evil broom party.

I'll say what's on my mind when this gets to Front page.

[quote author= post=103724431]Each and every politician that have looted our national treasury and took our nation 100 years back will never end well walahi.

We remembered those good old days the OP is talking about.

Nigeria must be great again in our lifetime, whether the evil ones like it or not.[/quote]Your Darling Daddy is amongst them.

Exactly when you think you've seen it all

ignis:
And that is the part the post is talking about.

My brother, no be new thing... If they wanna arrest everyone doing this , then the all naija markets will be empty because all meat and kpomo sellers are guilty of this.

Wow.... Funny enough, even though they weren't very accurate but they were very correct to an extent.... There's a term for this, it's called "retro futurism"

I wonder if future generations will see our present day sci-fi movies and feel the the same way we are feeling now.