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"Never you borrow a najia girl money" .... That is one rule I learnt the hard way.

The girl probably discovered that you were interested in her romantically and used that as a means to take advantage of you.

As mosdii will say "naija girls are ...."

ObaKlaz:
This girl has been trying real hard to get Messi's attention and do 'things' with him for years. It became so much that Antonella (Messi's wife) had to take Messi's phone and block her on IG and his other SM handles. A stitch in time!


The girl just wouldn't relent.

I swear .... Some women take obsession to the next level.

This one weak me oh....

I just hope the tattoo artist is gay.

Because such a job is going to be torture if he is straight.

Faber:
There are three bears up there...
The Grizzly bear
The Spectacled bear
And the other one (I don forget the name sha) I hear say if bear give u run, especially the Grizzly bear...e go better make SARS give u run. The Grizzly bear dey mean well well

It's not even advisable to run when a Bear is chasing you because it's known that the average bear can outrun horses....
It is not humanly possible to outrun a bear.

EmzyT:
It's like she talks too much, she wrote a lot of things but ended up saying nothing

I agree.

I'll say what's on my mind when this gets to FP...... Please someone should call that Religious fanatic called Righteousness, tell him FOOD IS READY.

Ask any body living in North America and they'll tell you that a Bear is not an animal you wanna mess with......

The reason why other women are still interested in you despite the fact that you've let them know that you got a girlfriend is because women are very competitive in nature and are most likely to go after a guy who has been taken than one who is single...... As for wanting to bang other girls, that is entirely up to you.

Na wah oh....as someone up there pointed out,
The future is really .... SOMETHING ELSE.

If she's truly missing then I hope she's found safely because the world is becoming a very dangerous place..... I've stopped worrying myself when girls go missing because the last time I did, it turned out that she went to collect preek somewhere.

Wakanda SHIT is this

It looked so rare and exotic.... Not only did it have albinism it also had heterochromia (look at it's eyes).

Too bad the poor creature had to die

Shame on El rufai...... Hoardes of people have died in your state and all he could talk about is someone else's wealth.

Nokia c2
I'm still in love with that phone.

Na wah oh.... If the country was as good as they want everyone to believe , no one will bad mouth it.

How many Americans will you see bad-mouthing their country.

Area boys don dey collect Wella

SultanOfPuna:
She is the daughter of my grandmother's brother's son.
So we are not really related like that

Based on your explanation you guys are second cousins..... Chai , you get mind

This story is BS and obviously fictional..... No armed robber will just randomly break into someone's home without having firsthand info that there's money in the house....
Forget what you see on Nollywood, in this modern day and age no one does cash transactions that will require keeping money overnight in the house. ..
So telling me that armed robbers broke into a house when they're not even sure that they'll be cash sounds like thrash talk to me.......

Senior Pikin.... Are you here?

I have a reason why I asked the above question.

chiiraq802:
The guy don dey act annoying movies....this is not the Bruce i know

I swear , there's one of his movies I watched called "cosmic sin".... The movie was horrible.

Someone should please tell Bruce Willis to retire.

SpellingBot:
I just read it this night. You're 97% on point.

The funny thing is I read that book over 15 years ago when I was in jss1.... I'll always be gratefull to my mum for making me read that book.

I hope this is not true because 5 naira and 10 naira go lose value completely.

jimmychang:
Yeah ,I shot and killed him instead.

No vex na for GTA

Yes ,me too....lots of times, I escaped them all.

Them no born anybody well to fit shoot me for Call of Duty.

That silicon fit melt under that heat.

TheGidRedpiller:
He's gonna suffer because of his name!!

I'm already feeling pity for the kid already..... What kind of mother will do this kind of thing to her son ?

If the reverse was the case and a man had named his daughter "penis" those same "feminists" would have come out and attacked him for it and would have even sued the man to court.

Na wah oh.... What is this corn tree turning into.

bcomputer101:
Its always shocked.





He should travel to England to replace his shock absorber

Yes oh, you are right.... You know that for a while now he hasn't expressed shock for anything since he returned from his last medical trip ,so it's like the shock absorber they put in last time needs to be replaced.