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Fake.
With the high rate of hardship and unemployment in the country, no firm will have a vacancies for a jobs that pays 30 thousand naira and will still advertise it.
The positions will have been given out based on "man-know-man" format.

So this is probably a scam or it's GNLD

I don't know what to say, but as much as I'd like to stay patroitc to the nigeria I came to know and love the country has killed of the patroitism in me.... So MASSOB should know that I'm currently unemployed (not by choice) , so I'll be at home.

Seun , Lalasticlala .
I just made FTC for the first time in a long time, so I hope I get some prize money.

As for the mod that banned me for two weeks thinking he has done me harm (as if nairaland is paying me for being online) all because I said some truths to the BBQGRILLS wimp..... I hope you've gotten promoted for your work.

So all the live videos making rounds online aren't enough evidence?
Naija is a joke.

Good punish who ever made such statements..... God will never allow nigerians make the same mistake twice.
First was Buhari, now they want to give us this buffoon.

If I visit any winners chapel parish today will there be free food?....

I hope all those girls doing sugar daddies and following married men will read this and know that "karma is a b!tch".

As for the guy that wanted to marry the hoe girl, he should be grateful that God has saved him from marrying a loose woman.
Because if I ever find out that my wife-to-be has dated my father before, I'll just call of the wedding no matter how much I love her, the mere thought that the punna I will be banging for the rest of my life has already been "explored" by my own father will always haunt me.
I know I'm not perfect but I've never dated someone's wife, so I'll never be comfortable marrying a woman who's dated people's husband.

Is it the same Nigerian Army that isn't even up to 300,000 presently and still use archaic AK-47 rifles?

No 13. When once you show interest and eventually ask her out she starts forming "hard to get" (when she couldn't even tell you of her feelings in the first place)
No 14. She starts using the fact that you've asked her out to start demanding recharge card and "urgent 2k" from you.

Disclaimer: This final two signs are only found in naija girls.

buckeyemedia:
You spend too much time in the politics section for an aspiring musician, no wonder you are struggling to release a single? Nigeria is ECOWAS, without Nigeria there is no ECOWAS, we asked for assistance from who can assist, not from a helpless Ghana that is struggling to cultivate cocoa.

I wonder why zombies are so foolish.
Ghana is miles ahead of Nigeria in terms of everything.
They have better ECONOMY, SECURITY, INFRASTRUCTURE and most importantly they already have stable ELECTRICITY.
Nigeria can't even boast of all this stuff but yet we keep shouting "Giants of Africa" from our lungs.
Presently I'll prefer to live in Ghana than in nigeria if I had a choice, so stop decieving yourself by the stupid statement you made saying "Nigeria is Ecowas".
Buhari has turned this country into an embarrassment both locally and internationally.

Nbotee:
Becos dats what most of dem can offer... Majority of the female artistes have little or no talent to sustain their career so they offer what sells in showbiz; sex.

True talk.... The truth is bitter but someone has got to say it.

I never even do am self....

.... Him plan don work, him go finally get excuse to seek asylum abroad escape this Hellhole called naija.

I think they move mostly at night and given the leverage they have from the government, no security agency stops them .

Garri is now 3 cups for 200 naira in my area.... thanks to the idiots at Aso rock Garri isn't a poor man's food anymore.

PorQe:
She wants to mess up your emotions and hold you captive emotionally, so you remain her emotional slave and become incapable of moving on with your life. It's your choice to be in slavish position or advance

Dear OP
This person has said it all, the same advice he gave is the same I wanted to give...

The are only 4 groups of people who still want this country together despite the fact that being together is causing it more harm than good.
1. The ruling class: this is because they know that if the country disintegrates they'll lose their means of cashing out from funds.
2. The zombies: this is because they know that they won't have fundings from the ruling class anymore and their greed for the peanuts they collect have stopped them from knowing the truth.
3. The unenlightened: this is because they don't know that the country is already dead and they have no idea that breaking up is the best way to go
4. External bodies: these are organizations, countries, groups that are still cashing out from a "United nigeria" who know that every contract that they have with the country becomes null/void Immediately the country disintegrates and all of their loans will be lost.

I have never used Airtel and glo and will never use them.... I only use 9mobile for my monthly sub because they give bonuses and packages but I use MTN for night plan and Tik tok/IG.

This are the kind of people I'm sharing a country with, I hope they separate this shithole soonllllllll....

BOTTOM LINE

May Lugard rot in hell for bringing us together with these people.

LMS1:
Congratulations Norwish City Gospel Church,
The Lord Will Always Be With U.
But You Guys Cut My Bet9ja Ticket Of 2.5 Million In 2002
I Can Never Place A Bet On You Again.

Wait First!
Was There Bet9ja In 2002?


#Say No To Weed.

..... this one weak me.

Choncoo:
Sharwama is better.
Naija Pizza is like an upgraded version of Agege bread with a touch of Ketchup.

..... This one weak me.

Revere27:
Those days when we were still using rug in the sitting-room, there are some stupid black ants that's stings or bite person when sitting on the rug....you would now be scratching the place like till it swells up.
I fear those ants like

Till date I still check the floor before sitting >:

I know those ants.... They are terrible and the have a very painful sting that always ends up swelling.

I know murder is evil and I'll never support it but there's nothing more painful and frustrating as trying to collect your money back from people who have made up their mind not to pay you back.

helinues:
Pantami is the new target for wailers to wail on.

The Buhari you people called a terrorist has been your president for almost 6 years, what would this wailing, gnashing of teeth bring? Absolutely nothing..

Even if Pantami resign, what different would that make? Is Buhari going to appoint Wailers as Pantami substitute?

Not only have you sold your conscience for 30k, you have also sold your soul..... You know the truth but you will never accept it.

willzy0909:
There is sense in this comment

This one no be just "sense".... It's very obvious the FG had a hand in it, think about it , what kind of armed robbers will Rob a bank and leave a flag there?, When has such a thing ever happened in Nigeria.... I'm very sure that in other countries , intelligent agencies often carry out "sting operations" like this to achieve a certain purpose but the one played out by our FG is totally rubbish.

Cholls:
my brother so this they didn't caught me boy is now a girl

I tire oh.... Obiolor James is now James Brown.

Be careful what you say before some of these hoes will take it as a challenge because women naturally are very competitive.

Omo... There's nothing I'd like more than to play with her two "big boys" on her chest.

Korea/ Japan 2002 world cup, the people I remember and recognize are kanu, okocha, taribo west, Garba lawal,efe sodje, Joseph yobo, Julius aghaowa, John utaka and Ike shorumu.
This was the first football tornament I ever remembered watching, it was also the tornament that sparked my love for the "beautiful game".... I was around 9-10 years when that tournament took place that's why I can't remember some of those players.

Fool.... Always looking for who to blame.

It's these elderly men that won't respect themselves..... when a girl that is barely 18 or 19 will be seeing a guy of 28-30 as a "small boy" simply because she has been dating a man of 65.