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Education › Re: 100,000 Children Tested Positive For COVID-19 Ahead Of Schools Reopening by Vulcanheph(m): 6:30am On Aug 10, 2020
It's like the jobless Rotten Meat seller has finally resumed his constant Trolling on Nairaland, for some reason he has stopped going to political threads to Praise his "darling daddy", i just hope he has finally gotten sense.
Health › Re: 437 New COVID-19 cases, 142 Discharged And 3 Deaths On August 9 - (2,355 Tested) by Vulcanheph(m): 6:10am On Aug 10, 2020
Kekereekun123:
11k discharged this week and no one noticed lol
True talk ..... You too get sense

Literature › Re: Tishé, (the Story Of An Exclusive Call Girl) by Vulcanheph(m): 11:04pm On Aug 09, 2020
Nice story ....but i just want you to know that i've still not forgiven you for keepin us hangin for so long, if only you knew how long i waited for you to complete "forever and always"........just know that no matter how close you are to my heart, it'll be difficult gainin my love again.
Romance › Re: Terry G Shaves Off His Dreadlocks After Many Years With It by Vulcanheph(m): 1:57pm On Aug 09, 2020
Ishilove:
Person dey old pass some things.
Yes oh....true talk
Christianity Etc › Re: Beirut: Church Altar Survives Explosion Despite Being Less Than A Kilometer Away by Vulcanheph(m): 1:54pm On Aug 09, 2020
Texman21:
I am surprised righteousness missed this one.
He didn't , he was here before you.....
Education › Re: 10 Strange Places On Earth That Scientists Have Struggled To Understand by Vulcanheph(m): 1:30pm On Aug 09, 2020
No matter how hard we try, there will always be somethings that will always be beyond our understanding....
Education › Re: More Remarkable Moments in The Wildlife [photos] by Vulcanheph(m): 11:24am On Aug 09, 2020
Olatara:
No be pinky be dis?
No it's momo from avatar the last airbender.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Really Is The Rapture? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:41am On Aug 09, 2020
If hell exists then Nigerians should not be Afraid of it.....because we basically live in a HELL
Christianity Etc › Re: What Really Is The Rapture? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:38am On Aug 09, 2020
OneKinGuy:
If you ever feel stupid, remember some people are waiting for this to happen grin

Christianity Etc › Re: What Really Is The Rapture? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:34am On Aug 09, 2020
Exmilitant:
I am still trying to comprehend the possibilities of a flesh and blood flying into heaven to live with spirits.
My brother the thing Tire me oh!

Romance › Re: The Cobra We Kill Today Inside Our shopping Complex by Vulcanheph(m): 5:17am On Aug 09, 2020
First of all, it's not big and then you didn't Cook it....so master lala won't move it to frontpage.
Travel › Re: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by Vulcanheph(m): 4:22am On Aug 09, 2020
Nice update....so far this "travel diary" Is probably the only one worth followin on Nairaland, i think seun should find a way to encourage this guy, also has anyone else noticed how unique he looks when compared to the "oyibos" in the pics , BLACK IS INDEED BEAUTIFUL.......finally who else noticed that tochi the op Has gotten very fat compared to the time when he started the "moscow thread", the dude is really enJoyin "MOTHER RUSSIA"
Literature › Re: His Neighbor's Wife by Vulcanheph(m): 4:09am On Aug 09, 2020
VULCAN:
Reading through this thread I have come to realise that so many people have blurred the lines between reality and fiction.

Even though the OP is one of the best Nigerian writers I have ever come across..

... People should "calm down". The emotions of the readers is running riot

Someone should help me find a picture of that child negotiator. Lol
I thought i was the only one who noticed this....
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Police Disrupt Protest By Southern Kaduna Youths by Vulcanheph(m): 9:21pm On Aug 08, 2020
Someone should please call since he is the "femi adeshina" of Nairaland let him tell us what he and his darling daddy has to say about this.
Health › Re: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by Vulcanheph(m): 9:04pm On Aug 08, 2020
Mogajunior:
These prostitutes are even more cleaner than the regular girls you see out there.
I totally agree with you....you don't need to Patronise them to know this....i have worked in hotels and bars , where i met a lot of them....i can tell you for sure that they pay more attention to personal Hygiene and go for medical check up more often than regular girls.
Christianity Etc › Re: Just 2% Of Israel's Population Are Christians (What Then Is The Largest Religion by Vulcanheph(m): 6:38am On Aug 08, 2020
Dear op i'll recommend that you read a book called "THE DA VINCI CODE" by Dan brown......i'm sure you'll find answers to your questions.
Education › Re: Why Airplanes Are White by Vulcanheph(m): 6:29am On Aug 08, 2020
JOACHINpedro:
I beg to differ
Abeg stop forming professor on Nairaland with your unnecessary argument and simply Google it.
Education › Re: Why Airplanes Are White by Vulcanheph(m): 11:15pm On Aug 07, 2020
Shukusheka:
White is not easier to spot up in the sky undecided
Yes it is....not for people on ground, but for Birds and other aircrafts...
Education › Re: Why Airplanes Are White by Vulcanheph(m): 9:37pm On Aug 07, 2020
-Also for better visibility to Birds and humans, since white is easier to spot

-Reduces the weight Of the plane, since white doesn't require much Coating hence less weight, while other colors may require much Coating and increase the weight of the plane, which should be as light as possible.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Explain The Feeling Of Disgust, Remorse And Disdain After Sex.? by Vulcanheph(m): 9:18pm On Aug 07, 2020
The only times i feel this way is when Kongy makes me to bang a chick i don't like or one that doesn't fit my specs.
Romance › Re: She Accused Me Of Cumming Inside Her by Vulcanheph(m): 9:05pm On Aug 07, 2020
[quote author=1StopRudeness post=92564327]U know what’s annoying about youths of today you people will be engaging in something wrong and u still can’t give urself brain..ordinary 500 naira condom is hard for u to buy... if you are not afraid of pregnancy, are u not afraid of HIV...

Bottom line.....
U are simp....an annoying simp for that matter
U are having sex with a lady off and on.. u should know u are not the only one entering the hole during the off..
Yet u skin dive as if you have photocopied you life and keep somewhere
You skin dive as if ur destiny have reset button..

Let me give u the gist...there are two things involved
1)She got pregnant before she came to ur side...She has laid foundation of how she will tell u that you got her pregnant in few weeks time...She will remind you of today because she has use style to claim u cum inside

2) she has gone to use postinor already....
Nothing dey happen.... but she will come back few weeks later to tell u something dey happen....she will remi

Politics › Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Vulcanheph(m): 8:58pm On Aug 07, 2020
thambolo:
I love you❕
Gay spotted gringringrin
Politics › Re: Zara Umara Zulum: Meet Daughter Of Governor Zulum by Vulcanheph(m): 8:56pm On Aug 07, 2020
FunkyAlhaji2015:
Dont insult her again next time

Romance › Re: My Church Member Works In A Brothel. I'm Shocked!!!!!! by Vulcanheph(m): 5:50am On Aug 07, 2020
First of all , you are not even sure if she really works in the brothel, since you have not really seen her working there.....stop Jumpin into unnecessary conclusion

Education › Re: Take These "Colourful Snakes" For God's Sake [photos] by Vulcanheph(m): 5:37am On Aug 07, 2020
Please is today Lalasticlala 's Birthday?........because i know his reaction after viewin this thread, it will be something like this.

Business › Re: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by Vulcanheph(m): 12:14am On Aug 07, 2020
I used to think i was the only one to have fallen for this Scam igbo boys always use untill i opened this thread.....i once bought a pair of shoes for 2k & Ended up payin 500 Naira just for a few Nails on it , the incident made me to always want to strangle any of those boys that will always wait for you to buy Shoes and will come and tell you "oga make we put nail for you na ?"
Crime › Re: Slay Queen Stab To Death After Dancing Naira Marley Song Puta (full Video) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:41pm On Aug 06, 2020
Notice to all girls out there that like Naira marley songs.... "PUTA" means Bitch in spanish.
Celebrities › Re: .. by Vulcanheph(m): 10:33pm On Aug 06, 2020
My God ! what a waste

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