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This man deserves every calamity that befalls him.

Will someone please shoot this nuisance?

He simply won't shut up.

Raxxye:
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Enemy of the state.

Hanibbal:
Our Hypersonic missile is ready. We will fly it for all Nigerians to see during next month's independence day celebration. But the senate is still confused about what name to give the hypersonic missile but it is either Cowsonic eagle or Bubusonic hawk.

I thought they're drilling a borehole

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How do you deliver?

"this is a great feat that an African country has achieved. Nigeria is a great country".

Imagine the inferiority complex.

I've always said that Nigerian artists and their fans can't do without the white man's validation.

Africans and their nonsensical beliefs.

LutanFyah:
Always making unnecessary noise like a cvnt.

We're ready to die for our land and will defend it whenever the call for arms is mentioned.

We'd rather you criminals find your way, we can do without you miscreants.

The south yeast is nothing but a nuisance.

BiafraAburi:
[s]THE QUESTION SHOULD BE, WHY ARE PEOPLE FROM THE CONTRAPTION CALLED NIGERIA ALWAYS PANIC WHENEVER IPOB AND MAZI NNAMDI KANU ARE MENTIONED[/s] ?

No one outside the Yeast gives a fukk.

All the deaths and damages are perpetrated against the same igboes.

The day ipob ventures outside their comfort zone is the day you people will realize how impotent you all are.

And Nigerians will not bother to distinguish between ipobians and non-ipobs, it'll be open season on all igboes.

Toeze:
Ooh. Now I'm truly understanding why even Afghanis were deadly desperate to run out of their own country. I must say America messed them up big time. You went to their country uninvited, stoked up a war, radicalised and armed their rebels, then ran away, leaving their helpless civilians in a worse state than you found them

They'd been arming them since the 1980s in the war against the Soviet union.

This is the same way they armed ISIS against Assad of Syria and created the terror outfit.

The same way they destroyed Libya which gave rise to a thriving arms market fueling the West African terrorists including Al Shabab, Iswap, BH, and bandits.

America has created far more problems than it's ever solved.

Authority1o1:
Okay...

I object.

The proposition that Fulanis are stereotyped is wanton, but to a degree, it is true. But the unbalanced and lopesidededly bias defense which Gumi threw in favor of the Fulanis is pathetic. When one is given the proper gravitas about the origin of the Fulani Violence, one would find out that they are infact defaulters from adam.

Fulanis are immigrants. Before now, they were treated like locals; like full-blooded indigenes. They were allowed to trade, move goods and properties and livestock. Everyone, myself included, had no prejudicial resentment towards them, not withstanding their history in other African nations. Not withstanding that they are imminent conquistadors. One who isn't so good at history would think they were always one of us.

Then, the cattle rustling began. They understood that they were in a politically organized state. They understood the due process. They understood that they could always tender their aggressions at the feet of local rulers or petition to the government. Gumi could dismiss this claim by quipping that they were not literate. Nonsense. Fulanis aren't animals, they knew they could always do the right thing, of course.

But they didn't. Instead, they joined in the illegal act of rustling which the Sheik tried to justify. He further claimed that the rustling and the after effect led to the magic of self-defense and consequently triggering their fears which led to the violence they are known for today.

When IPOB formed an outfit christened ESN, the Federal Government stampeded all the way to the East to stall their activities and to kill the Terrorists off. The Federal Government expected the Igbos to follow due process. They didn't expect them to fight back in an illegal way. They didn't expect such self-defence— same self-defense being justified—the Igbos wanted to put up. They blindly encouraged decorum.

If IPOB's self-defense has led to their killing and arrest and intimidation, I don't see why the Fulani Terrorists can be dealt alike.

Even though I'm fulani but don't hold brief for them nor support what some of them get up to, I'd be remiss not to draw your mind to the fact that their history with law enforcement and the authorities hasn't always been a good one. They do report violations of their rights and theft of their herd, but the cops often maltreat them.

Mind, this is not to excuse the violent excesses of the armed ones.

It's also important we don't tar them all with one brush. The kidnappers are a far cry from the pastoralists fighting farmers in Benue, Plateau and Kaduna.

Then there are also those of us who're not predisposed to the violence and banditry generally ascribed to the entire race.

Elvis778:
Didn't expect much from u though, u are obviously not so enlightened.....

I'm the most enlightened person you've never met.

World powers should just turn Africa into a nuclear weapons testing ground.

The continent has absolutely no use.

Kajaard:
Lmao. Please go on. Entertain me bro

You're sooo dull and dry.

Kajaard:
Just chilling with a chilled glass of wine at the beach. Fighting an e-war with a keyboard warrior is the last thing on my priority list today.

Life is good

Oh please!

I've encountered enough of your sort to know you're some unemployed jackass in some dingy little cockroach-infested hideout with your stolen phone hanging on to your last bar of charge praying you get one last braggadocio word in before your phone goes kaput and you're left with nothing else to do but jack off your weakened prick.

Kajaard:
Only a slowpoke resorts to insults when he has no reasonable counter.

You are extremely daft and your moniker is noted henceforth as one of the slow ones to avoid for future conversations.

Goodbye dimwit

Says the coward as he flees showing the yellow streak on his back.

Bye, chicken. Hope you end up as somebody's dinner since you ran away from my slaughter.



Agricultural asshole.

So Op, was she the wife's sister or her niece?

Your title and body mention both.

Kajaard:
You are too slow to learn. Just because people don't say something because they want to move with the trend doesn't make that obsolete word false or void.

Try and be open minded and learn, instead of sticking to your ignorance. Stop behaving like an illiterate.

You're too stupid to comprehend.

No one disputes that it's not invalid, just as locomotive can also mean a train.

The point is it's an outdated term.

If that fact can't seep through the small fissures in your otherwise dense head then you're irredeemably gone beyond all salvation.

samuelson06:
If you can't wait or move on if you've not been deployed then kill yourself. Stop behaving like a child. nPower isn't going to solve your problems. Go a learn a skill.

You, sir, are a dessicated unrepentant assholic buffoon.

And i say that kindly.

You may also wish to retire into a dark corner and fukk yourself.

Kajaard:
Just because no one says cyberspace anymore doesn't mean it doesn't still mean the full entity of the virtual cyber environment which encompasses the internet. So yeah, the dude is right.

You're obviously too entrenched in your ignorance.

Does anyone call the internet "information super highway"?

Does anyone call movies "moving pictures"?

Does anyone call trains "locomotives"?

Does anyone call smartphones "cellular phones"?

There are things that are outdated and archaic.

Get along with the times.

It's a form of mental illness, except where it's faked by conmen pastors to shock and awe their gullible flock of mindless sheep.

Kajaard:
What's your definition of cyberspace? The dude is right.

No one says cyberspace anymore.

Egalitarian1:
Thunder, in conjunction with atomic bomb of the Holy Spirit fire Wike there!

So, he's such a greedy pussy ass nigar. Who the Bleep does he think he's? Rubbish!

Abeg, join me today as we celebrate our New Yam Festival. Our culture, our tradition, our pride!

ỤmụIgbo ibem, taa bu emume "Ụya Ji Ọkụ" (New Yam Festival) nke obodo mụ. Ya mere, soronu mu ñurịa!

You must have an oil well.

oz4real83:
This kpokpogarri should stop disturbing our cyber space with his talk. Tonto dike is wiser this time around by being silent, she will put people who have been expecting her to talk in an unending suspense.

"Cyber space"

Seriously?

You still stuck in 1996?

These modern Christians are really making a mockery of their god.

Blame Atiku.

He's the one financing these so-called bandits.

That man would skin his mother alive just to be president.

NwaNimo1:
she was unfaithful during the relationship and brought an illegitimate child home

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Oh really, Captain Obvious?

We wouldn't have known from reading the story.

You wonder whether these people have parents.

It seems everything is now blamed on herders.

As if there were no kidnappers and murderers and criminals in the South before.

Nonexisting1:
US and China faceoff? Maybe you underestimate the US so much. I may not like them but China challenging US is like young goat challenging lion to a battlefield just because it has just developed big horns.

The same US that the Taliban sent packing?

Elvis778:
Please list these countries and their population.....also tell us if their public universities is free (no tuition whatsoever, just service charge).....u guys don't consider all these, u just open mouth and feel u are making sense....fyi, I don't have any relation that's a staff in any public university, I am an angry Nigerian student who understands the fact that our government has neglected the educational system in this country......school admin struggle to keep the system working, poor facilities, little or no equipments.....how do u expect a lecturer to deliver quality tutorship with old school facilities? ABI make he use him salary buy materials and equip classrooms? No tell me, I seriously want to know.

Yaa yaa yaa

No one's got your time.

Now hoppit.