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Useless twittervist....


Of all the issues senators should talk about, it's demanding for list of shareholders

Good

ajalawole:
I swear we die here. that's how my mum brother scam me of 570k just to get dubia visa almost 3yrs now have not get the visa or refund from my uncle in dubia

Where the hell is "dubia?"

And 570k for Dubai Visa, when the most expensive (multiple entry, 6 months) is 2000AED which is roughly 200k?

UAE Visa is one of the easiest to get sef

Na wa for some pipu

Preflight checklist

Start from cold and dark

Program flight plan into FMS

Pushback

Taxi to runway

Set flaps

Full throttle

V1

VR... Rotate

Positive climb rate, retract landing gear

Flight director levels out at cruise altitude

AP takes over and maintains flight

If IFR, VOR waypoints via FD and AP

Reduce speed

Reduce altitude

AP on ILS approach

Captures localizer

Set flaps, stabilized approach

Drop landing gear at 1000 feet

When 300 feet above runway flare by pitching to 2 or 3 degrees

Touchdown, rotate

Engage reverse thrust, apply brakes

Exit designated taxiway


Thank you Microsoft Flight Simulator X, I too know the basics of flight

14 year old girl

Excites pilots

In COCKpits

This heading is wrong on so many levels

CAN and PDP can't even stick to their chosen narrative

First they said buhari is the patron of BH

Now they're saying BH is exposing Buhari's ineffectiveness

At least be consistent in your stupidity

She should've used the money to fix her nose instead.

Those nostrils are too wide and hairy

The zamfara killings started during PDP

I don't recall Atiku rendering condolences until after he declared his candidacy

Mrjo:
please read this part and stop showing lake of understanding. “He added that his cook and the cleaner in his house had not been paid, explaining further that those were the reasons he went to farm on that day to pick some bags of harvested maize, like 100 bags, to sell so as to raise money to settle those issues.

First of all, I wasn't showing any "lake" of understanding or any other lake.

Secondly, you're further emphasizing my point.

If he'd 100 bags of grains to sell, and remember we're way past harvest season, how come he hadn't sold a few since? I doubt he is of the habit of staying until he's down to his last Kobo before he goes to sell off some bags to make domestic ends meet.

If only the family had just kept quiet, the conspiracy theorists would've been gaining more zombified followers.

But this stupid statement has blown their insinuations to hell and back.

If they'd simply constested that he went to buy a few acres, it'd have been enough to feed the frenzied conspiracy nutjobs. But the bit about him being so broke he couldn't buy Panadol for another man's headache tears their story to shreds. At least to non-zom bies.

How did he fuel his car? How was he affording call and data credits? What about his family in the US? Is he so destitute he has no friends and family to help him out? Where's the billions in cash he diverted? How was he feeding if he had not even N100 to his name?

This reinforces one of those adages about fools keeping quiet.

tsephanyah:
incoherent be like The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago

The second best time to plant a tree was 19 years and 364 days ago

I cannot stress enough how far behind you are

Umm....you sure you're ok?

tsephanyah:
you can't

Yep

Because you're incoherent

tsephanyah:
So is this Senate looking for financial reparations from all of this? Not saying if he is the money is the drive. Just curious if History is playing two ends against the middle for ratings? I just don't want to believe the brothers are involved in duping us.

Dafuq did you even say?

I've read five times but can't make sense of it.

mrAMG:
Ahnahn what’s the meaning of that?

Sey na hostel?


Nigerians don’t know their rights at all.

See bros, better give a stern warning to that landlord. If the gate must be locked at that time then he should get a mallam/gateman else he should be prepared to go to court.

Since when is mallam synonymous with gateman?

Stupid bloggers won't mention what model and year it is

israelmao:
Badeh's death was shrouded in secrecy it is more than what we're being made to see or think.

And your facts or basis for your claims?

Because I've noticed that no big man dies in Nigeria without claims of assassination, like these men are somehow invincible

Atiku was a bastard child.

No one knew his father

Even the old woman who brought him up was not his biological mother.

She found him bundled on the roadside

And he's not fulani

So he needs to shut up

They're angels to you

They're bastards to society

Sweetrace where are you?

Another one!

Come defend her quick so I can tear you a new one.

sweetrace:
Some of us are well balanced adults who are useful to ourselves and our community .

Without a doubt.

It's apparent whoredom is useful in your community lady.

That's kinda the main thrust of my point.

I wish you plenty more useful years, many men will be made happy.

sweetrace:
I started to read your comment until I got to the cockroach part, and I stopped. I’m not doing it. I won’t read it. Some of us are well balanced adults who are useful to ourselves and our community. You enjoy your misery.

And you enjoy your fuckitude, cucaracha.

It's sad seeing you beat a cowardly retreat, you uppity little piece of shiit

sweetrace:
Did you read anywhere I condoned her actions? Is she in anyway your responsibility or answerable to you? Why call her worthless? Do you feel so worthless, that you have to project your feelings onto others? She does not need to apologize publicly. Even if she is born again, her actions simply mean that she has gone against the principles of the faith she professes. It means that she made a wrong choice and did something wrong. It does not make her worthless.
From your comments, it is obvious that you are not fit to mentor or father another human being. When they err, you don't correct them. You attack them verbally, and maybe physically. When you tell someone they are worthless, they give up trying to do the right thing. When you tell them their actions are wrong, then they can take a second look at their actions. But Mr. Hardliner doesn't know that. It is either your way or the highway. Your moral compass tells you fornication is wrong, but does not tell you that your querulous nature and insults are wrong. What a highly selective moral compass.
You're quick to pull out the hoe tag and use swear words indiscriminately without your highly developed moral compass alerting you to the errors of your way. Maybe you need to exchange it with the compass of the girl in question. That is the one you tagged worthless.
Here you are, on a nameless and faceless medium, like the little shrimp that you are, castigating someone who you don't know and you'll never know.
As for your personal attacks, I find you a repulsive, belligerent and ignorant self righteous prig.

Hello little ho

I was wondering where you went, not knowing your little cockroach brain was spinning in overdrive trying to come back with, in your insect mind, a worthy insult

All that time and this is all you came up with, a rehash of your previous comments peppered with your lame attempt at an insult?

Heehee I'm even more bemused by your stupidity than I earlier was.

Evidently you're doggone set in your febrile reaction to my condemnation of your lecherous ways.

You're sore only because of your inner guilt at being a wanton and loose motherfukker, and thus here you're all riled and puffed up and feral.

Fukk all you want, little ho, but don't you dare presume to shape my convictions and opinions about a universally condemnable conduct simply because you're irredeemable steeped in the same filth.

Punk ass shrill little flat-chested scrawny biitch.

frowland:
Haha, what a tool. What difference does that make? You called me 'blockhead' and yet educating the blockhead the same time? Only a demented fellow will do that.

Cinder blocks are hollow, capable of being filled up.

I'm doing you a favor, you dunderheaded leprechaun

frowland:
How come you are exchangig words with a blockhead? Does that not make you one as well?

I'm not exchanging words with you, I'm educating you

#SchoolTheFool

frowland:
I am not an english professor and I never claimed to be one. Maybe you are, I am not. Thanks.

I never said you're an english professor, I only helpfully conveyed that you're a blockhead

You're welcome

frowland:
I expected less from lowlifes. That's what NL have descended into.

Correction:

1. I DIDN'T expect less from lowlifes

2. That's what NL HAS descended to


So you're a blockhead as well

sweetrace:
Nairaland is a place where we can air and share views, but you have been trying so hard to make it an exchange of insults. Enough of you and your negativity.

What's more negative than your ill-advised defense of fornication?

I object to a society or platform that celebrates indecency.

And I'll cuss the heck outta anyone that promotes your kind of toxic worldview.

It's negative only because it's offensive to you, it's offensive to you only because it attacks your tunnel vision and ignominious stance.

ityP:
K

Ignore the birdbrain

She's obviously one of those easy lays these yeyebrities turn to sexual punching bags, that's how low and cheap her sense of self worth is.

Sweetrace you're a blockhead bimbo

sweetrace:
Did you read what you wrote? A moral compass without compassion and understanding breeds terrorism.

I don't know what your belief system is given your crass moral ineptitude, but let's assume you're a christian since you reek of one.

Now, are you calling the christian god an incompassionate terrorist for declaring sex outside wedlock a punishable sin?

Or are you rewriting your own credo to suit your own lechery, as a decadent society is wont to do?

You still don't get that this your stance reflects poorly on your parents and whatever they taught you about chastity.

In real number terms, 4+4 will never equal to 8.

Ever.

Thief

Scum

Scallywag

Rascal

Villain

Igbo amaka

Ruined the picture