₦airaland Forum

Elxandre:
Entertainment is about image and perception bro.

I'm sure Wizkid now commands a higher financial value in Africa, even though he has yet to break into major limelight in the west.

So he's an entertainer and not an artist.

I see

No wonder his songs are wack

Real artists are about talent.

Now I understand why we settle for mediocrity. AY is unfunny, most of Nollywood can't act with their fake accents, our comedies suck balls, our music is just beats and noise...

...no wonder people like Nina and Alex and CeeC are "celebrities"....for doing absolutely nothing

Once they hold power, they lose their minds

udemzy101:
You have nothing to say Oga.

I do

Fukk you

How about that?

lexy2014:
How did d story of d two people not jive?

What society allows two nondescript civilian individuals to transport millions of dollars in cash?

Ever heard of money laundering laws?

Have you ever traveled?

Try it with just $10,000 in cash undeclared.

RALPHOW:
They don't need to inform anybody or dress elegantly otherwise they will invite men of the underworld.
EFCC supposed to educate their staff on such bank activities.
it is too dangerous for the staff, now that men of the underworld knows such transaction exit.
Those guys should go to court and claim damages.

Please

You're better than this line of poor reasoning

In sane countries cash is moved in armored boxes secured in the holds of planes and accompanied by uniformed and accredited guards.

How is this emblematic of the 21st century?

We demand progress and compare ourselves to the US at the drop of a hat, but we excuse such shoddy arrangements simply because we love anything that allows us to blame the government.

Why didn't Union Bank notify the EFCC with legal documents BEFORE embarking on their misadventure?

Clearly even the airline is not aware of this arrangement.

This is dubious and absolutely unprofessional for a major bank.

99% of New Yorkers have no idea what they're seeing

Funny how our local artists insist on deluding themselves they matter internationally beyond to the motley Crew of illegal immigrants who throng their shows.

I've never seen Gambian, Ghanians, Swedish, Norwegian, Australian artists as obsessed with American and European validity of their music as Nigerian yeyebrities.

What right thinking American would think "Logo Benz" is artistry or talent?

Even amateur contestants on The Voice and The Four exhibit real talent compared to these twitchy no-talent, autotune noise makers.

But then, Nigeria is a tasteles country. We endure bad leaders, bad celebrities, bad religious conmen.

Union Bank is primitive

In a nation prone to theft and illicit dollar transactions including money laundering, you still went ahead and engaged scruffy looking civilians to move around millions of dollars so casually.

If the transaction was not dubious the EFCC would've been well informed.

This is election season. We all remember how a certain minister moved billions in 2 airplanefull flights to Ekiti.

There has to be a better way of moving cash, not this caveman and suspicious approach.

mollymotion:
Efcc Too Hasty

What's hasty, reporting that a huge stash of foreign currency was nabbed from 2 people who clearly do not own the money and whose story doesn't really jive?

I like to live in a society where suspicious acts are made news.

You people are just backward and belong to the stone age

Imortal001:
Oby no need for you to worry much the international observer are coming to observed the election. Pmb will not and should not temper with the same process that brought him into power. We need free and fair election.

Have international observers ever invalidated a questionable or even a violent election?

You people place too much stock in foreign bodies.

Righteousness89:
SO Why Kill Him?

You've no idea that your question contains its own answer

chiefqueen:
But she said something like "...you know your body is like 'I'...". It's quite offensive.
And plastic dicks? Lol.

I see where you're right.

Well good thing she's not exactly beautiful, so someone else will beauty-shame her.

It's not always about big butts

frankanyiks:
Who's or whose...is she correct?

Who's = who is.

She's correct

Whose is possessive

That girl looks pregnant

Hope it's yours

Leased car

She's saying:

"I didn't get any food from your feeding program. And those that did almost died of diarrhea"

What's happened to Nollywood biitches?

They all talk funny and seemed to have lost their feeble minds.

FarahAideed:
You can have my assurances that the Malabu bribe got to Buhari, there's was no member of the council of state that didn't collect ...Buhari go just dey look you laugh ..ohhh you thought a bribe meant for council of state members found it's way to another strange woman who happened to also be named Aisha Buhari ... Did Buhari tell you he also received the same of 350 thousand dollars from Dasuki and two Bullet Proof SUVs without asking for the source of the funds

Dude, that's just specious reasoning

You remind me of Homer Simpson's Bear Patrol

FarahAideed:
I wonder what zombies will sobwhen the find out their Mr intergreedy Buhari actually collected his own share too #FACT

Of all the donkeys and mules in nairaland, you're the worst. Why? Because you're not a donkey, you're an ass.

Buhari that's been in constant opposition with GEJ will some how magically be a beneficiary of GEJ's criminal largesse?

Is this what you idiots call opposition? This isn't opposition, this is stupidity.

You ought to be ashamed, but then, asses have no shame since they've one purpose: to shiit out.

Dumb ass irredeemable buffoon

Eh

Just one thing about him now that's important:

He dead.

chiefqueen:
But it's more than that. Tiwa said it all. Yemi Slade shouldn't body shame other women because she thinks her body is fine. If someone were to 'dash' me that assignment sef I won't take. She doesn't know what insecurities they have. That kind of talk will push women to go under the knife.

I don't think it's body shaming if she's calling out those with augmented body parts.

If a woman went to the trouble to enhance her butt or her boobs through cosmetic procedures because she's a malcontent, then that lady is fake

It's no different from a guy with a plastic diikk to fool ladies.

dopedesign:
You are a fool man. infact, I shouldn't be dragging with you

Fukk off, you destitute beggar

Keep your mouth firmly glued to his diikk and suck hard.

Piece of yesterday's morning shiit

Says there on the label

Caro WHITE

What did you think it means, that Caro was white?

Opiletool:
You don't understand. Someone can cut off your finger or hand at gun point (that is if you refuse to unlock the car) , and while it's still fresh, use the fingers to unlock the car.

Someone can equally threaten you with death to unlock your car with a password

madjune:
What shoe is that man wearing?

Say it correctly:

"WHAT ARE THOSE?!!"

Shege Sarakiri and co

When they lose the election, which they certainly will, they've got an excuse for their failure to placate their fanbase: the election wasn't free and fair because refused to sign the new electoral law.

Weirdos with strange hairdos...

DEXTROVERT:
Good
But
In
Nja
Many
Drivers
May
Have
Fingers
Cut
Off

Password
Is. Better

Ahem

And how, sir, do these fingerless chaps type their passwords?

Evercurious:
OF COURSE I M A PROOF BUT AFTER YOU ON THE QUEUE...STUPID

But at least you're on the queue. Thanks for confirming your idiotic .

UncleJudax:
Ich weiß nicht genau, was passiert. Aber Nigeria ist ein komisches Land, wo alles möglich ist.

Wir gucken weiter...

Absolutely, very strange country

But simply watching with hands folded won't help

sawdi:
What are the symptoms

I was going to say fever, rashes, loss of weight, diarrhea, coughing...

...but under this gofment the symptoms are similar to ordinary wahala.

For real, tho. The most obvious symptoms are swollen lymph nodes.

baliyubla:
This mumu freeloader whose Father has made a habit of exchanging his children for oil wells too get mouth. Nonsense.

You nko, wey ya papa exchange for palm oil?

DavidEsq:
Why u be like dis na? Wat if during the kidnap, the gun com fall make rubber noise for ground. E own don be be that.

There's an element of risk in any human endeavor

The benefits of 30m outweigh the consequences