₦airaland Forum

4ckTOTO:
women are scum shit excreta. this bitch wa bleeped by 2 of my friends. i didnt Bleep her cos she was screaming to much money. now she is back. i pity ik

Liar

You don't have friends

Negotiate:
Mumu

Hoppit, you insipid creature

deepwater:
Son, come closely lemme give to you an important life lesson.
Hold your ears and listen carefully. No Igbo man would ever dream of being a stowaway aboard any ship in 2018.
Bad as e bad, them go sell their land and shop for alaba enter Jand by force.
Now listen well again, na your tribes men dey do stevedoring for Tin Can wey this particular ship berth all the time. If you they enter Liverpool steady u wont miss the site of your tribesmen running around this particular ship any time she comes alongside close to the berth towards TinCan 1st gate

I didn't mention igboes

You did

Freudian slip much?

DavidEsq:
How e go take buy gun and motor na? U forget that wan ni?

A plastic toy gun works just fine, plus a sharp kitchen knife

Hid dad's car would suffice

deepwater:
Nairalanders, look closely at the news being reported all over the world.

Nobody mentioned Afonja, Igbo, cone head, aboki, cattleman what have you...

Simply put, NIgerians!

That is who you are. Criminals..

The world may think it's Nigerians

But we all know who exactly is on that ship

Powerbk6181:
Original INEC Life Power. Its brand new and will give you at least 20 hrs back up on your Laptop. Stop wasting money to fuel Gen!

You people have started sabotaging the election ko?

Good to know that in these trying times of climate change, tumultuous Trump presidency, shaky EU, clone presidents, crooked presidential aspirants, insecurity, soaring food prices...


.....3 ladies are fighting over butts

rexwalters:
Do you take anybody with a name like Judas seriously?

Why not?

Judas is the most important man in Christianity

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Just drop ur whatsapp number or u send me an email from my profile....

+234 815 629 3526

Whatsapp only

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dm me

How do I do that?

This two shameless bimbos know BBN is over, right?

Negotiate:
One of his guides earned me over $1k in a month.
The guy can take care of you with no extra sweat. Have sense!

More and more evidence the same guy has many accounts on nairaland

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I'm female and not a dude.

Progress.

Now, what's the next step?

(I'm terrible at this)

UncleJudax:
Lol. Same was said about buhari...look now he has got a lookalike from Sudan.

I am sure Useni has a lookalike somewhere...Jigawa?

I pray to god you're joking about Buhari.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Depends on what you want and if I can, sure.

I want your girlfriendship.

That's if you're really female and not some fat Yoruba guy with severely receded hairline and sweaty ampits.

Evercurious:
Why are you frustrated?

Because idiots do exist

And you're proof

kolafolabi:
Wetin be the Chief Pillar Bender again.. Nothing wey we no dey see and hear on social media.

She manipulated the image to give her butt some extra curves and size, so much she warped that pillar

Mercy is kinda old, controversial, scandalous even..

But I like her!

kingharzy:



Don't worry, after deposing Lashort (sorry, Lalong), the good people of Plateau will replace him with one NANFA from mangu.

Er...is that, like, a good thing?

Plateau is such a fuctup place one can't tell whether the people know what's good for them

Jeremiah Useni is so sick and frail he needs mechanical assistance to take a piss

Freeze wants to be the modern day Martin Luther...

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Crédit alert

In exchange for?

Auxtin85:
Ganduje the human bullion van is working freely. Magu is blind and deaf to his offense

You do know governors have immunity, right?

EFCC can't do Jack to him unless

1. He's impeached and removed from office (impeachment alone doesn't mean removal)

2. He's done serving out his tenure

And that's if anyone can prove the money is actually kickback, graft, bribe, or any proceed of corruption, which is hard to prove on the basis of those videos alone.

There are people caught red handed who've not been convicted, no thanks to our byzantine legal system

You'll notice a lot of your female yeyebrities are trying so hard to be noticed these days, and you might wonder why.

Simple

It's election season

Their sugar daddies are busy campaigning

So the little kids with Camaros and 6m bank accounts will tide them over.

IYANGBALI:
What business can I start with 5k and get 3million before december 30th??

Kidnapping

The 5k will feed your victim for one week before they pay up.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Ordinary sweet I haven't even gotten. Anyways I don't even hope on any human being.

What you want?

MCMXCVIII:
Well to be perfectly honest, this is just my opinion, without offending anyone who might think differently. From my point of view, looking at this with a different perspective and without condemning anyone's view's or by trying to objectify them, while considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestyly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

You win

They're only Nigerians when they're caught

We all know they're from the Bay of Pigs.

nijabazaar:
Even you , Dear Nazi, speaks like this..

Once, i uphold you as one with higher Aryan intelligence but alas you're a typical Agege Nigerian.

Pity

Goes to show you shouldn't judge a book by its price.

dopedesign:
Lol. Daz your problem bro. But wait, I urge you to learn from the guy, maybe you can escape the rat race.

Hah.

You've no idea who I am

Which is good....

I wouldn't want you sending me emails asking me to bless you.

And we needed to know because.....?

dopedesign:
So you think he blogs alone? Fattkay is seeking attention? OMG! You are a fool man. That guy, Faturoti Kayode Babatunde, is a legit internet marketer. I don't have much to say. Bury your "beef" if you get one.

Either you're stuck on his nutsack, or you're fattkay on another account

Because I've never seen this level of nut sucking