₦airaland Forum

Showing off same old possessions

Wake me up when he buys something new

How does one gifts oneself?

I thought one simply buys something.

Or is it part of the blogger culture to elevate the mundane?

Two wives for the price of one.

simplyDopeGuy:
This is baseless, gabbage and trash
modified:
I will be having a media press conference Tomorrow by 7PM here on nairaland
I remain simple

Calm down

It's just a house

LiveByNight:
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You are so dumb it is unimaginable how you are able to brush your teeth daily without supervision

Learn to read and comprehend

Cretin

Is this your best, something-something brushing teeth?

So lame.

But I don't blame you

When a donkey tries to be clever, it makes an ass of itself

I wonder if your limited intellect can even decipher the pun in the above.

Donkey

No one calls it global warming anymore, that's so 2012

The trendy term now is "climate change"

Get with the times, Op!

Annnnd the government will shut down should they all have their periods the same day

Gratefulheart01:
Oh, I can see you really deep inside the abyss of your intellectual delusions. That kind of deceitful feeling people have when they think they know everything, where as they don't know nothing - especially when intellectual pride is connected with religious bigotry.
You can go into every Christian thread saying whatever you like, only later to discover you've been fooling yourself all the while.

So many words, so little sense

I'll willingly teach you word economy if you asked nicely.

Now, if you're too much of a blockhead to realize you're in a no-win situation when trading words with your intellectual, physical, economic, social betters, then you're dumber than I presumed.

I fault myself on why I stoop so low to regard a maggot.

Hizzy:
BOSS think you so so much God bless you

You're welcome, but shhhh!

Olalan:
And only a lady without self respect would allow a guy sign on her boobs

Unfortunately very few of them have self respect.

You won't believe the number of women who fantasize about sleeping with Davido, Wizkid and co.

LiveByNight:
If APC and buhari are so confident they are doing well and people are happy let him offer 1 million free American visas and scholarships to Nigerians in the north south south east and west then see how many of his supporters from all regions will apply
Useless country

Even the stupid nairaland trolls for APC will be the first to apply for the Visa and scholarship

Smh

You've just betrayed your stupidity

Since when can Buhari give visa of any country, talk more of the US? Even the US president can't give out a single visa.

Ignorance, and not corruption, is the real bane of Nigeria. We won't have corrupt leaders if the vast majority of the citizenry weren't so dumb.

This is just a list of ridiculous expenditures showing the cult is wealthy, and not the reason why it's wealthy.

That's why I hate anything in list form, it's usually clickbait.

Hizzy:
Bro plz dash me any thing the money YOU'RE earning is
A Blessing in this hard tim make I use amm promote my new single na beg I de beg

Send an email with the necessaries

$1,000 music video shoot is not worth celebrating.

N360k won't rent decent cameras, locations, paraphernalia, video vixens, lighting and sound equipment, crew, etc.

Without precision munitions systems most of these are hit and miss.

OGHENAOGIE:
u are a social problem.. women who could lead clubs can lead countries...like o said u have an cavish mentality which I can't cure...whrn replyin u can shout my father made mistake to sleep with my mum ur business...Bt go read to cure ur ignorance.... so cos sm women misbehaves we shd no longer trust women with leadership post....am sure u know ganduje is a Man,babachir lawal,nyako and others with case at efcc are men...man u have nothing to say dats yy all ur vanish brain is telling u is insult good day

Nyako, Babachir and Ganduje are men, yes.

But you're not.

Because you're a cunt.

The same Ben Bruce claimed one time Dino was kidnapped...

...until we later found out Dino was busy hugging a tree

yomi96:
mumu talk, sit down in your hut and be shouting take it back. Take the obsolete weapons back and risk killing more southerners in the military abi. Shey your lord and master said Boko Haram was technically defeated? You better focus on your suya business than technically embarrassing your self on a public forum

From 2010 to 2014, PDP under GEJ lost Nigeria an area equivalent to Belgium to BH.

When asked, he said Amelika was the problem, or that it's just a northern thing, or that APC arranged it to discredit him.

Chibok happened under GEJ. So also Buni Yadi.


But what really happened?

Dasuki, Okonjo iweala and Alex Badeh happened

OGHENAOGIE:
I nobe English man so don't expect kwaret English.. u need to go read sm tins u are obviously ignorant...to say women are incapable of leading d current head of English premiership is a woman...d dir of fb in Chelsea is a woman...we ve had great women like Dora, okonjo, ezekwesili, to mention a few if some of still feels women shd be relegated to the background in this century then I cant change ur idols of d cave mentality..

See goat

We're talking about leading a country you're mentioning football clubs.

Are you sincerely that daft or are you just fukking around?

Loot at GEJ's tenure and the endless problems women got him into, from his buffoon of a wife to Ms Frog Eyes NNPC Diezani, Ms BMW Stealer Oduah, Ms Finance Minister Okonjo, Ms Campaign Funds Nenadi Usman etc etc


Look at even the mess your own mum made when she gave birth to a piece of shiit like you.

I earn close to a million a month, the most I spend on my gf is like 10k. It's not about the money.

Any girl who demands that you sustain her life is a good candidate for the 5 F Rule:

Find her, Friend her, Fool her, Fukk her, Forget her.

Love has no price.

OGHENAOGIE:
ur reason don't hold Water...sm of u guys are petty patriarchy bastards.... good day

You again?

What are you, a glutton for punishment?

The fukk outta with you, you ignorant dipshit.

You can barely speak English it's offensive.

Stupid hungry goat

Gratefulheart01:
Always trying to sound like an intelligent fellow but unfortunately, you don't know shiit.

I don't need to sound it

I live it

And you know it

Compared to me, you're a babbling jackass

Now, I've noticed your inconsequential existence. Hop along.

Occultic propensities

mrrights:
Calm down bro. Trust me, Hashim is better by far.

Hashim is a Global business man with investment in 4 continents of the world in telecoms, energy, infrastructure and oil and gas.

He his a celebrated global human rights figure

He his a top level democratic organizer, who was the youngest member of G34 that facilitated our return to democracy.

He his a principled man, who walked out of PDP as it's publicity Secretary on the basis of principle in as far back as 2005 when it wasn't fashionable to do so.

He his many things roled into one.

And guess what?

His company is currently producing about 500 megawatts of electricity for Nigeria as an independent power producer, with no kobo from government.

I can continue to mention, but this is just a little

I don't know where you people got the idea that business success equates to fitness for leading a country.

Americans said the same thing about Trump, a 7 time bankrupt lunatic; behold the result.

Real business successes don't dabble in politics, they influence it.

Rex Tillerson was forced by Trump to leave a successful career at ExxonMobil to join Trump's cabinet as Secretary of State. He failed and was kicked out.

Dangote, Adenuga, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bezos, Slim, Oprah, etc. None had any interest in politics because most of them have powerful lobbyists who get things done for them quietly.

This punk be making all kinds of reckless promises

He stands a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president

redpencil:
This has nothing to do with religion. This is simple respect for high authority, except if he forced them to do this. However, there is no religion without morality

How goats reason

shachris02:
The most painful part of this is,that you would find professors, doctors, graduates amongst those kneeling.


Please what did Africa do to deserve this sort of stupidity ?

After god was done making man (whites, Asians, Arabs, Jews, Indians etc), he'd a lot of leftover clay. Bored, god decided to pull a prank on the rest of humanity, so he added soot to the clay to make it darker, and proceeded to make negroes just for fun and a little chaos.

domino4211:
i expect nothing less from an APC lout

Sayeth the PDP destitute

OGHENAOGIE:
u are mad no one is telling u... Croatia Argentina Liberia Germany uk etc had and have female leaders get lost

Motherfukker you're drunk

Piss off, I don't waste my time with subhumans

Even Zoroastrianism is far better than this travesty called christianity

domino4211:
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That's your own cup of teeth :p

When I kick you in the face it'll be YOUR cup of teeth