Oga move police stations to twitter. Share every police station handle and let them be tagged in any report case.

It is 2022 and not 1982. Social tools are there for everyones use including the Police. Nigeria will always remain backward with folks like this at the helm. Imagine someone being robbed at 2am and you want them to make way to Police station.

I recall one Road Safety Chief also saying it is illegal to use Google Maps.

Awon olodo.

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PALAPALA02:


I understand i have my own faults. I got distracted by the google map on my phone.

But was the truck meant to park on the speedlane. And even if it developed a fault, he ought to have used his caution sign and double pointer, atleast that could have alerted me earlier to what was infront of me.

Modified
I’m not downplaying the fact that i was wrong in certain aspect, but i feel more of the blame should have been on the driver for being careless by not taking the appropriate steps to prevent an accident.

A car / truck or whatever can breakdown at anytime, so that’s where the safety kits of the vehicle comes into use. And the driver used none. If he had placed the caution sign atleast 150m from the truck, probably if i had hit that first, that would have prompted me quicker to raise my face and possibly avert the collision. That was my argument with the police. But they kept saying i was wrong to have hit a vehicle from behind. That it shows I wasn’t focused on my driving and completely neglecting the careless driver.

I just carried my cross and left. Atleast I’m not at the hospital treating a fractured bone or internal bleeding or anything at all.


Well in all, i just thank God for giving me a 2nd shot at life

That truck could have been a cow or a bunch of people crossing or a child. Will they have to put up C cautions?

You were distracted and didnt focus on the road, more so, how long did you stare at your phone for?


Lets thank God no one got hurt. Sorry for the damages and I pray you get a better machine.

Anointing wey you suppose collect. Busy body don make you loose am.

Who is that other lady? She looks like Don Jazzy. Coded Tins??

Bornbiafra:
Bet9ja was developed by the Italians and aided by one idiot called kunle soname..

They are ripping Nigerians..

Have you seen the lifestyle Italians are living
At the expense of our youths future

The Italians are ripping Nigerians just like the Chinese are ripping Nigerians with loan app..

If Federal government don't want to interfere then almighty God will interfere..

It's a taboo in Islamic and Christian Life to gamble...

But they sell raffle tickets in your Church bazaar?

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Metachit:
Your post is bogus with funny conclusions. People that buy houses of 100m+ are not people that make 100m+ yearly, they make x5 or more of that.

Who would pay a skitmaker 2m for a post? Not even top 5 nigerian comedians can boast of being paid that for a post.

It's either they're chasing the usual clout, yeyebrities do or they are running BEC or crypto scam on a low.

You should also consider mortgages, options to pay for the house in installments, rent to own etc. So yes people who earn 100m annually can afford a 100m house if they are paying for the house in the next 10 - 15years.

Same thing as cars, most boys dont pay fully for cars anymore. The economy no longer supports full payment for most of these things. Not to say those who can afford to pay at once do not exist.

Oh and to add, yes I am aware of a skit maker that was recently paid 3m to create content and post.

Its gonna be tolled?

How about ferries that can carry cars?

Everyone has their time to shine. 2Baba is a Legend but won't pull today's crowd. His fans probably don't do these kind of shows anymore.

Soon Burna Boy sef go enter small fonts. Na life.

SugarPapi:


Do you know that insulting people unknown to you is one of the most obvious symptoms of LSE?

When you're okay in your skin, you have no reason to throw tantrums, aggrieved or not.

To your points;

1. I am not stupid. Me along with hundreds of Nigerians who are in LD marriages.

2. I may be lonely, but I'm definitely not miserable.

Lastly, I am not trying to 'fit' were I already belong. There's little to nothing you can do when your wife says she's had it with the country and wants out.

Hope you're appeased?

Just incase your story is true, my advise is go cold turkey on her. Cut her off immediately...hard but doable.

angelEmade:
Idiots! What are they looking or peeping at? By touching the vehicle alone they have destroyed a lot of vital evidences and clues that may help unravel the mystery behind the deaths. Foolish Nigerians.

What evidence? Forensics are expected to come swipe the entire car for fingerprints and run it through the .........(thinking) ....
Database? Oga this is Nigeria.
Joke is on you.

ecolime:

I just had to check your Profile upon seeing your comment. Sanwo-Olu, is that you?


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Busted.

This bridge was just opened some months ago. Now they want to close it again?

“The Alaka to Costain section of Eko bridge which was closed to traffic since 4th June, 2021 will now be opened on Friday 13th Aug. 2021.

“The Honorable Minister of Works and Housing thanks the motoring public for their cooperation while the rehabilitation work was ongoing,” he said.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/fg-reopens-eko-bridge-begins-repair-of-airport-flyover/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CThe%20Alaka%20to%20Costain%20section,was%20ongoing%2C%E2%80%9D%20he%20said.

EXOUSIAng:

Who sold tucanos to Nigeria.
They sent 4 bombers and that is enough evidence of all they have in their arsenal?
You are a very intelligent man

Joke is on you.

yemite100:
Good day Nairalanders,

I work as a security officer in a community, I usually work from 7:00am - 3pm in a secondary school, and also resume night duty by 7pm in a community close to my house
The landlord association gave us a warning that we must check all cars coming in and going out of the estate and we have been performing our duties in a polite way..
About 11:35pm last night, we heard the horn of a strange car requesting that we should open the gate, I switch on my touch to check those inside the car, it was three abled young men and lady inside the car, in a polite way I ask them where they are heading to and they mentioned a popular rich man in the community, as usual, I told them to open the booth of there car which they refused to open, I told them to drive back to where they are coming from but before I could know what's happening,. They got down from the car and threathing to deal with us if the gate is not opened...they forced the gate open and drove inside the community,my colleague we're just watching the whole scenario as I drag issues with them...
I don't know the report they gave the chairman of the landlords association, they just got to our checkpoint this morning and told me I have been fired without paying me off, I told them I haven't done anything wrong and was just carrying out my duties,I was told never to come close to the area again or else I will be arrested.
I left there in annoyance, I was only carrying out my duties but now I have been Sacked for carrying out order...
I don't know what this country is turning to again...

This isnt the whole story.

perambulator:


it is a terrible blueprint. By the time the road is completed, traffic would have grown to nullify the expected gain. Same thing happened when they expanded the road to 3 lanes. Inconvenienced everybody only for the traffic on the road to have increased beyond the capacity by the time the expansion was completed.

A proper blueprint would have created these roads and the coastal road in anticipation of the explosion on that axis.

Let me ask you a question how does this affect the traffic for those commuting beyond Ajah which is where the real population explosion, free trade area, Dangote refinery etc are located?

They are jusT creating undue hardship for 2 years to solve a problem for a maximum of 1 year, When in fact what they should be doing is developing local (side) roads by compulsory acquisition and demolition of existing homes if need be such that you can go from 1 point to another on that axis without a need to enter the express way. Lekki is the only area in the whole of lagos where you cannot go from one point to another without entering the express way. imagine if in areas like Surulere, ilupeju Anthony, you had to go through Ikorodu road just because you wanted to visit your friend in the same area? 60% of the traffic on that road is local traffic because there is no other route. Why should someone who lives in Nicon town have to go on the express way just to Chevron, that is next door to him?

It is bad planning!!!

You nailed it. This will only create more bottlenecks.

60,000 then 6,000...sir, that sounds like you are running with an easy narrative. State the facts please.

Dreytonisback:


Their handle?

Onidoko_a

OP that is not Abuja. That is Onidoko in Surulere. Look them up on IG.

While most will beg to differ, it is actually true. You could be rich and yet be heavily depressed although I hardly see the connection between wealth and depression from a Nigerian point of view.

Truth is the average, less than average class of Nigerians are already depressed. There is hardly happiness for them either. We will rather be rich.

Belial06:
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Never bring a man down if you can't help him up. These guys are trying to survive in a country that offers them nothing . Where the leaders are a group of greedy corrupt criminals .

You took away okada riding from then now they are surviving as dispatch riders , yet you are complaining again?

What works in Nigeria really? Show me one politician from your president who disobeys court orders to any local government councillor that obeys the laws!

Yes they are rough on the roads but caution anyone whenever you can while remembering,that person is a father , a husband, a brother trying to feed his family instead of engaging in crime like you government who sit and steal with their pens.

I respect a reckless dispatch rider anytime any day over any governmental official. Because he is earning an honest living while the government just steal !!

Live and let live! Don't give a dog a bad name just to justify your planned murder of the same dog

What are you saying? This comment makes no sense at all.

what exactly is his crime that is chargeable to court?

Get well quick Auba. Wish him speedy recovery and back to his best.
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evy800:
Location please?

Lagos. Application extended till 20th Jan

Golan007:


Lies.

Any African that doesn't give his best at the nations Cup would do say at club level.

The likes of Frederick Kanoute, Samuel Etoo, Osei Kuffour, Kanu, Ikpeba, Okocha, etc. have all graced and given their best at the AFCON.
The dates haven't changed neither has the dates of the European leagues but suddenly we have to change it to please who?

If not your likes who are sellouts, this shouldn't be a discussion.

I remember when my British colleagues were trying to bad mouth Qatar getting the rights to the world Cup, that it's too hot there so it should not be held there. I told them to their faces, it is the WORLD Cup and not the European Cup and they don't have to do shit.

They can try to play at night, or provide air conditioning, but they have the right to host the competition like any other country.

Learn to have pride in yourself gaddamit.

Aren't you reasonable enough to have a discussion without insults? If we disagree on opinions doesn't warrant insults na. Haba, didn't your mama teach you?

Golan007:


Arrogance how?

FIFA has made it easy for nations in any case.

Any club that fails to release a player for international engagement would be severely sanctioned.

It's important to note, that international engagements are well scheduled and published well in advance.

The EPL continues to play during the winter period and in fact, creates a congestion of games over the period and does so unashamedly whilst many European leagues go on a winter break.

They claim it is their tradition but you here, think a tournament that is the pride of Africa, that is held every two years should be shifted to appease some European masters.

You no get pride or worse still shame?

When is the World Cup played? When is Europa played? Copa America? Etc. My point is the calendar suits all stakeholders better (even the players) if played after the season. We won't have clubs boycotting African players because they are bound to loose them every two years for a month. Ferguson is a prime example.
When the players also travel for Afcon, they won't give their all because they have their minds on their league form. None wants to go back injured.

Inves

Golan007:


Africa does not need to change the rules to suit Europe.

Well before the mass migration to Europe for big pay, the AFCON existed.

The clubs should adjust their calendar to suit the nations Cup.

Na this mentality dey ruin us and yet we dey clamor for international coverage. All the other continents no get sense abi? Make we Siddon there na dey form arrogance.

Iamthoney:
And them go play ball during raining season abi for pitches wey no good abi wey no fit hold water abi?

Dem no dey play ball for rainy season for Europe? Adjust your calendar to suit the rest of the world make our competition take gather better money, no, arrogant Africans dey form levels. Na the same spot we go dey.