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Your total posts on NL determines your degree of madness

1 - 50 posts           = Level 1 - manageable madness 
50 - 200 posts       = Level 2 - still manageable madness  like me i guess
200 - 500 posts     = Level 3 - Itchy madness, you need to go to the bathroom and have a hot/cold shower 
500 - 1000 posts   = Level 4 - You are about to enter the streets, you need a cross examiner like in yesterday. 
> 1000 posts         = Level 5 - Confirmed madness 

A lot of people on NL belong to Level 5, they criticize every posts; rain abuse words on every fellow; never see anything good coming from Nigeria, they are jobless because if you have something doing, you wont have time to participate in every discussion or fights on NL.

I will never date a lady who knows her ways around social networking sites 

I will never date a lady who knows her ways around social networking sites 

I will never date a lady who knows her ways around social networking sites 

I will never date a lady who knows her ways around social networking sites 

Period.

@Abba J, i bed @unamid fit be police oh o

Mind ur language pls

Should we be wary of this invasion

As America combats a recession’s widening effects, China sinks teeth deeper into the flesh of Africa, a place where hope flickers and horrors persist. For decades, what Webster’s defines as “desire accompanied by expectation” – what realists in Africa’s case might simply call delusion – has subsisted amid exploitation and idealism, or a facsimile of the latter rendered crude by the former.

Those forces providing no palpable benefit, Africa these days has fallen sway to a new suitor in China, which follows the form of dashing gallant calling on a widow possessing hidden wealth. The republic offers investments of billions of dollars while espying lucrative supplies of oil and minerals. Africa, if it is yet unaware, soon will discover what it knows well: hope costs.

While China mines the continent for coal and copper and drills into blood-red clay for oil, foreign workers take skilled jobs Afrikaners covet. Union officials say African subordinates who displease receive from Chinese superiors treatment familiar to those living under Beijing rule, the discipline of boots, clubs and fists.

Inhumanity and corruption pulse in Africa, and Europe and the West have fed this through the ages. But China’s presence hovers like a looming storm. While the West seeks to use the allure of money – and the restraint of it — to halt or slow genocide in Sudan and Darfur, Beijing hands overlords bundles of cash. China, according to a recent Cox News report, is “Sudan’s biggest buyer of oil and sell[s] weapons to its government. Last year Beijing gave Sudan a $13 million interest-free loan to build a presidential palace.”

The full report is available http://www2.newsvirginian.com/news/2008/dec/09/beware_chinas_africa_invasion-ar-307413/

Gbam!

So police dey NL 

Good day All,

I was doing a search last week for hot land/properties for sale over the internet, suddenly I came across this site Supo Ojo And Co.

http://www.supoojo.com/hotpropertiessales.htm 

They are selling the following Fighter Jets

[list]
[li]15 - Bulldog Light Aircraft[/li]
[li]23 - MIG 21 Series[/li]
[li]15 - British Jaguar Jet Fighters
[/list]

My questions are as follows:

[list]
[li]Is this sale legitimate?[/li]
[li]Is Nigeria Air force aware of this sale?[/li]
[li]Can't we refurbish these aircrafts instead of planning or buying new ones thereby saving us millions of US dollars?[/li]
[li]Shouldn't the sale of grounded Nigeria's fighter jets be undertaken by Nigeria Airforce? And advertised on the website of Nigeria Airforce?[/li]
[/list]

If the answers to these questions are affirmative NO; then EFCC should be notified immediately 

This is unfair, theres no IGBO representation in this picture.

Some of us only heard or read about the civil war, I sincerely believe that Nigeria has not been fair to the easterners.

I grew up among IGBO brothers and neva had a single problem.

My kinsmen always have issues; if you are rich its problem, not rich - its war. Amebo everywhere.

Even my current place of abode, I neva had any issue with Ibo brothers, my kinsmen are no go

My name is Emmanuel Adigun - In fact when some people ask me whether im from east or west, i simply say east.

Since I was born I have never witnessed tenure of any IGBO leader; can we have an IGBO person as the next president?

I hope that I am not asking too much ,

Police assuring security 

Im speechless

MEND - U have another target, I beg bomb all of them now now


Shameless people 

Aso rock would have been the best place.

Another dump post - BBC I beg carry on.  My DSTV remote is already auto-tuned to Sunday.

BBC - Please next time, visit Ibadan and expose what used to be the largest city in West Africa.

The more you do this, the clearer the message to those God forsaken politicians.

Peace

@Omobadan

A friend of mine brought over his wife whom he constantly visited during their courtship to SA. I personally advised him against doing so but he turned deaf ears.

After six months, this ibadan woman changed completely; now she knows what is called "woman's" rights etc etc.

What i hate most is daily curse - Olori buruku etc etc etc etc.

Its been a long time that I personally hear things like that.

So whats my point?
1.   Never bring her over - that is the beginning to the end.
2.   Visit her regularly - Naija girls are not Zombies anymore  .
3.   Hammer her with minimum of 2 kids in order to keep her busy.
4.   East or West, home is the best.

May God Almighty continue to enrich your wisdom for this post 

I thought since commander in chief of "molete" forces - Adedibu don die; peace would start reigning in Oyo state but no 

Poverty in display 

Serious and abject poverty in display 

Braninless people 

The person wey dem dey salute fit be "notorious" armed robber, who knows 


Bunch of useless,brainless people

Me too

@dustydee, u r right 100%

What do you expect from English press or journalist? same s**t different day.

Sometimes ago they were in Lagos telling the whole world about slumps as if there are no slumps in the UK. Now Its Dubai's turn, may South Africa would be next.

The visionary leader of Dubai tried to create something out of nothing for his fellow countrymen. Im surprised some headless nlanders now join these f**king british  in ridiculing the emirates.

Fashola is trying to do the same in Lagos.

Give credits where its due people. 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I love good  things, solid architectural masterpieces, inviting environments.

May be Eko Atlantic could come close to the pictures below

I wish i could take the pictures of scars left on my both hands as a result of okada and show them to NLanders.


These guys are just complete morons


Outright ban pls 

I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss  for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory.

For her own territory/backyard 

Yes, they are from South Africa

Check out their site http://www.ifa.co.za

Guys pls be careful, its a pyramid scheme

Posted by: Tollz
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you cant just say -"the mob should have killed the policeman". y'all r complainin bout nigeria, u cant make it better by "killing a policeman". thats a scary mentallity that everyone (even young ones)  carry about. the guy should be prosecuted not killed! some one just died what use would it be to loose another life. all f u screaming for his head dont care bout the person who died, y'all just want to furstrate the police  cuz of your personal reasons. i dont even think ne1 here knows this victim personally. "Screaming for justice"- as if leaching someone itself is gonna be justice. yall should just change this crazy mentality and be more human and less monstrous.

E be like say you be one of those blood thirsty naija policemen 

Frustrate the police 

An eye for 2 eyes or even 4 eyes

I seriously believe its high time we start carrying firearms; either legally or illegally.


See as dem dey spill blood over N50

Football no dey easy at all; see as a whole President fall yakata

Both on and off the field

I hope that what i'm thinking is wrong

I love the new logo

Hope they can keep it flying

God bless Nigeria

I agree but not to 70%

Step on the toe of any Nigerian to find out.

We make issues out of tissues   

Posted by: big father

Different strokes for different folks. My wife loves soccer like hell. Most times,she looks for football channel as if she's looking for her period

Wish we can trade wives 

My gf hates soccer like mad 

Anyway i enjoyed watching lat night's game with my pals; it was hilarious, got home a bit late and guess what happened?

I have discovered that there is nothing i can do to convince her into soccer even if i buy her millions of Man U jerseys.

My secrets are as follows

[list]
[li]Apologize for coming home late[/li]
[li]Pretend as if i am enjoying movies from nollywood/mnet even though i dont[/li]
[li]Give it to her realllllllllllllllllllllllllllly hardddddddddddddddddddddddd[/li]
[/list]

Women  women women women

Sometimes ago i posted a request or topic on Nairaland requesting a date https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=453644.msg6113941

I finally got one but after that came the trouble of for better for worse.

She is beautiful, intelligent and hard working. The ONLY problem i have is SOCCER

She passionately HATES SOCCER 

I always like to get home early for any game at least 15-20 mins, anytime i get home we usually spend those 15-20 mins looking for the remote of the DSTV decoder.

In most cases, i either watch half a game or a quarter, what we do with the remaining 45mins or so is serious sha****g

Last night, i refused to go home for the game btw holland and uruguay; guess what happened 

Tonight the game between Germany and Spain is must; right from pre-match analysis to post-match interviews so i will ONLY go home after the match.

My friends and people, pls advice me on how to change her to LOVE soccer.

English premiership League starts in August, La Liga is around the corner and at the same time i dont wanna loose her.

She is gorgeous.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

Which satellite and with what electricity 

Another ploy to mismanage public funds, i beg i fit install the satellite for una  bunch of thieves