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Pumpumking:
ok apart from me & altho am a londoners from London, a true Londoner.even thou i drive 2020 Ranger rover ..who is the most handsome guy on nairaland? ;
Lets be honest coz the truth will set us free. Whos the finest? WHO?

No wonder Siofra like to troll you, So you think yourself the handsomest right?!.. With those short baby arms and legs that you have?..

It is either you are high on some cheap drugs, or you're are suffering from a special kind of "Dwarfism Delusion"

MadamVanessa:
The same way men are into kidnapping, cybercrime, day light robbery and scamming. So sad.

I know you must say something... You don't ever call a spade a spade... Abeg change that your ghost-like picture, it's too scary..

siofra:
Geddifock out!!!

That's my Bestie not me. Have sense for once

Your Bestie.. dey there dey whine yourself... You are very popular on Nairaland, but unfortunately it's for the wrong reasons...

P.S. I heard you have hairy balls...

siofra:
We did not run to anywhere. We are here. But some of us will not reply you because your thread makes zero sense.

Why will it make any sense to you, I'm sure you can't comprehend anything intelligible, only wack and shallow stuffs make sense to you..
I'm supremely confident that it's only one small portion at the back of your brain that works and that's what you use for reasoning, hence your low sense of intelligible things.

Anyways, the thread is not for ass licking, lazy gold diggers (like you). With annoying entitlement traits... Abeg moveeee

siofra:
You know ups and downs, challenges here and there, redpillers and their stupidity.

Siofra, in Shao Khan's voice "You make me laugh" ... So you just cool down open another profile, come dey do back and forth conversations with yourself on Nairaland.. No be juju be that..

You are so addicted to clout chasing.. Abeg bring it down a notch. It's becoming stale.

ifytrik:
So a friend of mine who is based in Lagos state called me few weeks back and was telling about how he is earning 225$ per week working for a foreign company in Lagos, I converted the money to naira and it was almost 130thousand naira per week

I asked him if there is vacancy in the company so I will apply and he said he will do something about it, he called me yesterday and said there is vacant for two workers and he has already collected one form for me, he said I should prepare myself make sure i come over to lagos between today (Friday 26th Nov 2021) to(Monday 29th Nov 2021)

He said the registration fee is 450thound naira, and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Nairalanders based in Lagos state please help a brother, I don't want to be scammed, do you know of such company? Could this be real or another mmm?

I want to believe you're not daft and these are my pertinent reasons cum questions : (1) Where have you heard that you have to pay money to get, can't you see the handwriting on the wall, Do you know him that well to risk 450k, And don't you think 130k per week is too good to be through, and of all places in Lagos?

My conclusion is that, your friend wants to use you to cash out, against December.. Be warned, be wise!!

Iyaebe:
If this is all you've got to accuse her of infidelity then go work on your mindset because you've got no proof and evidence.

The way you people respond to post sometimes, just makes me wonder.. Is this the best you could come up with.

Siggynigeria:
Update from

Result of Madu Stephanie Chiemela in the just released 2021 West African Examination Council (WAEC) results has surfaced online and has been the talk of the day.

Stephanie checked her result on the same day it was released and found that she got As in all her subjects.

She also aced her JAMB exam and the Post UTME exam she wrote in Federal University Owerri, FUTO.

Her result sheets have been shared online, earning her praise from social media users.

https:///madu-stephanie-gets-straight-as-in-her-waec-examination-photos/

So you guys don't have a better news to report now shey?.. Maybe you should start visiting all the household in Nigeria and look for all the people that wrote WAEC and start posting the results of those that made straight A's

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Pumpumking:
Shaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrŕrraaapppppppppp!!!!!!

Did I hit a nerve!?.. You must be pained... Go lick your wounds hombre...

Pumpumking:
The nest time u compare me too any of this ugly looking gorilla ape shinpazy monkeys called Davash222, jman06, TheGidredpiller, Walesoflyf and nairaland redpillers......I will personally slap that yor stretch mark face tru the internet!!(TEAL TALK)

I heard short people are always attention craves, so I'm not surprised, with your limbs, that are barely longer than my technical drawing ruler..

And to think of the fact that a full grown man like you can't spell simple words. You better go back to the stone age.

siofra:
Pumpumking, Davash222, jman06, TheGidredpiller, Walesoflyf and other nairaland redpillers.

Why are you so bitter... Try dey chop banana the serotonin in it, might help boost your mood..

Atamo:
He’s not sounding boring and never will even if he continues. Just read and pass if you’re not okay with his comment. Thank you

I suppose you are his special media aide right?

Emedu:
What kingdom are you refering to without Jesus?

.. And since when did reading and comprehending became your problem?.. I made a mention of Jesus there right?.. Does common sense, not tell you I was referring to his kingdom?, or you just want to start an argument where there is none?.

Pweetiedude:
Person wey him suppose don knack belle

Fear girls ohhh.. The man fit don knack am Belle plenty times, make she dey comot am..

Righteousness2:
Mama's Death is a Symbolic one. It Signals the End of a whole Generation. The 19th Century Generation.
Mama has really lived long and seen things.
Condolences to her Family.

I Just Hope Mama had a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ, because this is what really Matters.

Irrespective of how long we live, what Matters is if you Left this World having JESUS Christ. If you Depart without JESUS Christ, it does not Matter who you are, you have Wasted your life.

As much as I am not against your preachings.. Must you always find a way to link everything to the gospel of Jesus christ... Don't you think you're beginning to sound boring... Instead of you to find new ways to win souls to the kingdom, you are always making everything seem like gloom and doom.


Abeg rest already

siofra:
Thunder fire you!!!

Siofra did I hit a nerve? .. ... What's with you laying a curse on me na... Are your feelings getting hurt?

Now you know how it feels, when you troll people eh?!... I no go swear for you.. But no try talk say thunder fire me again ohh... You might not like my clap backs ohhh.. I could be very savage..

My two cents

siofra:
I think it's love. People place too much value on finding romantic love. The media has set ridiculous standards for love. Everyone wants to experience that feeling of being in love (romantic love)

Some are not even ready to commit themselves and sacrifice. They just want people to love them. After all with the way media has shown it (thanks to romantic movies, novels and reality shows) it has to be a sweet, wonderful feeling.

Hmmm... For the first time, I'm reading something quite intelligible from you... You try...

ifinger:
Hahaha werey take my advice shove ur 2cent in ur anus and get help before u pull cloth

Glad you got the point.. At least for someone with akamu brain like you, I'm glad that you can still comprehend a few lines... This will be about the last time I'll dignify you with a reply.

Have a good life and stop sleeping with people's wives... It might cos you your balls the next time.. Adios!

ifinger:
U should just enter rehab fast save the world of another unfortunate being

See who is saying someone should enter rehab.. That advice should be for you, because I wasn't the one that came to Nairaland to spit out how I slept with another man's wife. You must have a very low self esteem, because from all indications, you sounded as if sleeping with the man's wife was a life achievement for you... Smh... What a pity..

I'm sure you find it hard to talk to regular single girls, that's why you prey on insecure married women, what a pity!. You must have had a really hard knock life. Well like I said, slow down on the weed OK, before you go berserk..

My two cents.

ifinger:
Lol werey de speak grammar ogun ki ur papa

Keep it up I'm not surprised... Those are traits of dementia and schizophrenia.. I'm not surprised.... Very soon if care is not taken, I won't be too surprised to learn, that you've finally entered into the market, to feed on garbage and then trek from lasgidi to ph..

ifinger:
Who is this idiat writing epistle of saint Michael for ogun ki u

What I wrote is short and succinct... Read between the lines and you know what?.. You just keep confirming everything I said earlier..

I detect early stage of dementia couple with a strain of schizophrenia in you I'm sure that's why you keep swearing and insulting...

Ehya!.. What a waste at your prime... Easy on your weed OK..

Pinkyposh:
How did the snake get there?
May her soul rest in peace

I swear oil dey your head... That was the same question I was about to ask.. Honestly

MadamVanessa:
The donation David Adeleke made to orphanage homes, is more applauding, more better, more commendable and a trillion times better than this awards here.

Wizkid is not musician, rather a noise maker that blabs shiit in the name of singing.

Wait ohh!!!. I don't want to believe that picture is your real picture ohhh... Honestly the picture reminds me of a character in a ghost movie... So scary.. Now back to the matter!

Why hate on success.. Why you dey beef another person glory.. Try do something with your life na, so people go celebrate you too.. .. Abi how you see am?

siofra:
When I become a moderator you'll be the first person I'll ban

Thank God you said when.. .. "Future Impossible Tense".. Anything wey make the likes of you a become a Mod on Nairaland, then Nigeria do cast be that.

Infact if you become a mod here, I swear make I naked bath...

ifinger:
I get ur time ogun ki u and ur papa

It's obvious that you're not just into sleeping with people's wives, you have a long standing curse following you everywhere... That I believe accounts for your dementia.

Ehya!... What a pity... I'm even sure, you will be seen as a criminal in your office.

Datboredberry:
I'm so excited!!! I just need to create this thread to kinda cool down...

I absolutely love my boyfriend, and I'm obsessed with him...

He's the sweetest person on this entire planet and he's the most caring... And I'm madly in love with him... I wish everyone here would find a perfect partner... As I have found him!

My boyfriend is from Colombia... And damn! They sure do make 'em romantic in Latin America...

He's always sending the cutest messages! He's so good with compliments... And they aren't cheesy... He's so sincere and genuinely concerned about me and my life...

He's sad that he's gonna spend the new year without me... Somebody should sponsor my trip to Colombia!!!

To unite star-crossed lovers!

I'm planning to travel next year... But I can't wait!!!!

I wish there was someone to talk to... Before I explode! I'm so happy... But most of you are joy-less, negative beings who do not understand love...


Modified: the haters have arrived...

Firstly, he's as real as any of you...

Secondly, his race isn't important... But his personality... Of all the white and black men I've dealt with, he's the absolute best!

Thirdly, those who'll try to dampen my happiness can go hug a transformer!


I'm still gleeful though!

Make una let us hear word na.. If you love your boyfriend, will that reduce the price of commodities in the market, abi how e take concern us.

Abeg if you love him, love him privately in your heart.. Don't bore us to death with these shallow write-up of yours... Abeg na God I take beg you...

Las Las, na Muhammed for Niger State dey chat you up... E shock you abi?.

Na wa ohhh... Nothing wey Seun no go see for Nairaland ohh .. Las Las, some people just like to dey chase clout upandan!!!

ifinger:
An idiat sited

Your papa idiat!!!. Guy no try insult me ohh i no get chill at all... I go sharply run you now now...

It is well... This guy or girl called Siofra has taken this to another level (I heard you have hairy balls).

Anyway, please my people for the sanity of this group to be maintained, please and please even if it's the last thing you'll ever do, that male or female or transgender called Siofra must never be a Mod on this platform abeg... Na God I take beg una.. I come in peace.

It is well... This guy or girl called Siofra has take this to another level (I heard you have hairy balls).

Anyway, please my people for the sanity of this group to be maintained, please and please even if it's the last thing you'll ever do, that make or female or transgender called Siofra must never be a Mod on this platform abeg... Na God I take beg una.. I come in peace.

Nonye1234:
Hi everyone, the purpose of this post is to look at things from other women's perspective.

My question is how long do you think a talking stage should last. How long do you need to study a man before deciding whether to date him or not. Please, I need answers from ladies, LADIES

If I have to be exact : 4 years, 8months, 3 days and 2hours to be precise. Mtcheww!!!!...

As if you can truly read the true intentions of any human being.... You've not seen people that pretend for a mighty long time just to get what they want abi?.. Dey there dey dream*