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This AGSMEIS Loan process is very frustrating and slow. NIRSAL MFB and CBN also give little or no information on approval. It seems like there is a deliberate plan to frustrate the efforts to access the credit facility. I can't understand why approval or disapproval should be pending for 6 months plus.

Pancakeey:
So you plan on staying divorced? If yes then have sex.

Lol it’s only in Nigeria we try to attach so much meaning to useless things.
Have sex with whoever you want to. You won’t die. It’s not like you’re cheating or something.

I don’t know why you’re divorced but if it’s for a terrible reason then don’t go back begging because of “sex”

Nice advice

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freshgbedu:
Ghanaian actress and video vixen, Alade Brown set tongues wagging as she posted a photo of herself completely nude in front of her son on Instagram.


According to the actress, it was to mark his seventh birthday anniversary.

The actress, in the post, added that she decided to go naked in front of her son because she gave birth to him naked.

She wrote :https://lagostrend.com/gist/why-i-posed-completely-naked-for-my-son-actress-alade-brown-she-speak-see-reasons/

In s ane

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IduNaOba:
Leave Nnamdi Kanu.
His group is strictly for Biafrans
Rant HQ is not strictly for yorubas
Again remind us what ADEYINKA GRANDSON is doing again?
Life get as e be o
Shebi ụna talk say the woman is getting more fame and will become stronger? Why the comparison again?
IPOB Facebook group is for IPOB they discuss matters that concern them there.
Rant HQ is for everyone (she said it herself) so you can't rubbish those who are part of your group, tell them to leave and then cry that they are leaving.
.
You can go and report Nnamdi Kanu group too but we all knwo where that will end don't we?
Now Rant HQ will have rival groups and is not good for business
She should apologize mbok

See, She owes no one any apology

Generalnomercy:
The worst is that Ikeja electric don't even give light to people paying bill.

Ikeja electric Lagos is the worst company.

Even after boasting that they installed new 33KV line, their performance has been abysmal.


In all, SHAME TO MR. RAJI BABATUNDE FASHOLA the minister that generates darkness instead of power.

Fashola is not the minister of power and steel, learn to read!

netpro:
With the rampaging pandemic not slowing down and many folks suffering under the pressure of hunger, there is a great debate on whether the lockdown should be lifted.

Option 1:
Maintain the lockdown, provide palliatives and increase testing and medical response.

Option 2:
Lift lockdown within the country, block international flights, enforce face masks, hand washing, use of hand sanitisers, etc. And let us battle it head long till there is a cure.

Which part of the debate are you?

I prefer option 2

TheGodlessGod:
how? The time of been a scape goat is over.

Most American products are ban in China but when America ban Huawei Chinese and Democrats started crying.

Chinese is the most racist and anti black country on Earth yet they claim victimhood and expect support.

France and Germany plus Canada used to ride and abuse America Goodwill but Trump corrected it.

W.H.O was sucking china cock even when most of their funding was from America but Trump corrected it.

I can go on and on about how Trump is putting Americans first.


Don't you want a president that provide jobs and put it's citizens first? You complain about other fulanis killings and taking your people farm land and here you are against a man that supports it's people

I don't think the world or America needs a president that is erratic, pathological liar, immature, racist, uncut and undiplomatic despite all the assumed good deeds of Trump that you mentioned.

Nwanyiogwashi:
Focus on buhari and allow Americans to make their choice like you do with buhari

Please shift, we are not talking Buhari on this thread so don't make it about Buhari.

I don't want to imagine Trump as the president of America for another 4years. It will be devastating and irredeemable for America's international relations and political strength.

helinues:
Are you also part of AMG?

Should everyone with contrary opinion in view of your opinion be a member of your so called AMG?

helinues:
Cos your question does not make any sense to me..

What's BMC?

Who are their members?

Where is their office located?

Abi why asking me question of what I know nothing about..

Are you also part of AMG ( Atiku Media Group)

So you know AMG but you don't know BMG

CoronaVirusRelo:
Hello! If they choose not to die by hunger, then it's opened to them to die by Covid-19 virus.

It's an opened choice to all. But the threat is that the stupidity of an individual will manifest on hundreds. That's just the only pain.

Something must kill a man.

You call the instinct of survival foolishness. Anyway, the choice between hunger and Covid 19 is theirs not yours.

I am almost certain Garba Shehu will get a response soon from Wole Soyinka.

Ayoefa:
Dumb mofo,

When did the US started doing ANYTHING about coronavirus? Definitely not before Nigeria. I came to Nigeria at the end of February and there was NOTHING in terms of preparation and precautions at the US airports when was leaving. Nigerian on the other hand were already screening passengers coming in to the country.
Your dumb ass animal must have inherited your stupidity from your father's DNA.
Omo ale ni awon Baba n la Baba e.
STFU and get lost. Done responding to a complete douch bag like you that is devoid of any intelligence.

Baba e ati gbogbo awon to wa ni family e ni omoale. Who dey follow you talk USA, you this bastard.

Ayoefa:
Ode ni Baba n la Baba e. Omo ale jati jati.
Dumb ass idiotic fool.
All countries including Nigeria will still allow their citizens entry into the country as long as they can find their way back to the border. I as an American can still enter the US today as long as I can make it back to the country. China as banned all foreigners but its citizens are still allowed to enter.
Monkey, better start getting your news from reputable news outlets instead of untrained Nigerian bloggers.
What does that say about any country that refuses to let it's citizens back into the country, do you expect other countries to take them?
Low IQ foolish monkey. Better go and get some home training from your father and then come back to post sensible comments. Olodo, atole dindinri amukun meko, ole.

Bastard American, wetin come concern you for 9ja case. You think say we send your dual citizenship on Nairaland.

Na so you dey abuse your papa for house, Oloriburuku somebody. So many countries have declared border and international flights shutdown, citizens that must enter are subjected to Covid 19 tests and subsequent quarantine. Google is your friend. Iwo omoale jatijati

PassingShot:
Closing a state's border isn't even an easy decision to take. How much more a national border. Even if the border was shit after the first case, would it have stopped at that one case?
And would citizens have been prevented from coming to their country even if airspace was closed?

Stoping the international flights and restricting movements at the border plus Covid 19 testing at the borders would have been less expensive, more effective and successful at curbing the spread of Covid 19 than the thrash your FG are doing currently.

PassingShot:
1. I already answered it in the original post.

2. If people have been dying as a result of suspected COVID case, we would have known. We haven't heard people dying mysteriously. Have you?

Till now, no govt in the world quarantines people just because they're returning from abroad. Where are the facilities and resources to keep thousands of people, including providing for their needs? So, if people choose to be irresponsible, the govt must still be blamed? Like those who filled wrong details in their form to enable contact tracing, right?

Many of you are unnecessarily hysterical.

You are the sick one: you asked for the mess and it's served you on a platter, enjoy it while more comes.

However, pick up your phone and google "countries that quarantine returning citizens". Don't forget to share the list of such countries. Let me give you an "expo" - China, find the others.

Ayoefa:
All these people complaining about not closing the borders in time are not informed of the fact that NO COUNTRY on earth can close its borders to it's own citizens. No country has closed their borders to their own citizens. That's the height of stupidity and carelessness.

Ode! The same quarantine act your esteemed government relied on to infringe on the rights of Lagos, Abuja and Ogun people allows FG to close the border to even its citizens.

OK. Please tell me: what is happening at the borders now?

Adakintroy2:
Jonathan would have ushered in a new Era of educated mind and behaviour. but primitive tribal lifeforms would not have it. They are real virus destroying our population.

Do you know if it was.Jonathan that issue a total locks own on lagos the yorubas would have rovolt. Now that it's their master, no noise was made.master is always right

What has Jonathan got to do with this? He is not in government, why don't you talk about those in government like your most revered Buhari.

PassingShot:
I have read a lot of wailing and criticism about the FG’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic since it arrived in Nigeria on Feb 25th. The most recent was reactions to a thread comparing Nigeria’s handling of the crisis to that of UK. Expectedly but sadly, a lot of ignorant commenters were dancing albeit nakedly based on the newspaper’s report which didn’t even say that the UK is handling the pandemic better than Nigeria.

If any unbiased person wants to make any co..................

Have a nice day.

Did you just ask if Federal Government(FG) handled this Covid 19 matter appropriately?

The answer from me is "No, FG didn't handle it appropriately".

As much as I don't want to dwell on the past, I must say that the first major miss was the inability of the FG, upon discovery of the index case (Italian man) in Nigeria, to stop all international flights in and out of Nigeria and simultaneously restrict border movements and enabling effective testing at border gates for people who must exit and enter Nigeria.

That is the reason we are in this mess so it is annoying and insensitive to have you put up this topic and try to justify FG actions with the body of your topic. I am more alarmed because you seem to be one of the e-rats on the employment of APC. How much do you guys get paid these days?

nashito:
Needless to write long articles, I met this girl recently, who I met online and prior to that, she have always portrayed to be a good lady and I must confess I somehow see her as someone I might marry soon. But to my greatest surprised, this afternoon, I wanted to check something with her phone (Google Chrome) and I saw over 3 opened porn pages, infact, her first bookmarked page is a porn site, guys what do you think about this? I've never seen this part of her and during sex I kinda don't want to hit that ass hard cos I have this mentality that she's gonna be my wife soon & ti be frank, I'm not much into sex and I don't want to marry someone that's a sex addict. Should I be worried about this? Please I need matured and rational advise guys. Thanks alot

The fact that she likes porn doesn't necessarily mean she is a sex addict.

I don't see anything bad in your wife or fiancee watching porn.

LivingSage:
Kogi lawmakers and thuggery are like 5n6! He must have learnt it from Dino Melaye. I still remember that his show if shame in House of Representatives then
Meanwhile, he should be dealt with according. SANITY MUST BE RESTORED IN ALL OUR DOINGS. Enough of this madness

Does Dino have history of violence against Women?

Melezenawii:
But you said earlier , that the loan doesn't exist.

What I am trying to tell you , that your article is misleading by not mentioning the efforts been made by government at all levels.

But for calling efforts of governments at all levels audio clearly brought out the intention of your article to mislead and misrepresent facts

What he meant by "audio" is simply that the efforts have not been realized. The projects were simply announced but they are yet to be implemented. However, the lockdown is already in effect.

How many businesses have got the CBN Covid 19 loan?

Melezenawii:
Check the thread again

I can't find your point of reference: state the correct information again. You can quote me for quick observation.

Melezenawii:
Answer to number 6 not accurate

So educate us on the accurate information.

Melezenawii:
Your response to number 8, are you sure you not aware of this :

https://nmfb.com.ng/covid-19-support/

Oga, that loan is for people whose business will be affected by Covid 19. Eligibility requirements include the need to provide evidence of your prior sound transactions and current dwindling transactions.

Ultimately, you are to repay within a year at an interest rate of 5% P. A. with a few months moratorium. How many businesses ordinarily want such loan before Covid 19?

Besides, it is not a gift or grant, it is a loan to pay back. How does that impact or cushion the effect of Covid 19 in the lives of ordinary Nigerians trapped in FCT, Lagos and Ogun?

Melezenawii:
Your response to number 5 is contradictory to number 10. Your stats are wrong on Lagos Stimulus and Buhari SIP

Assuming his stats are wrong; please provide the authentic statistics.

johnmartus:
Your party that destroyed our country tell us what they donate for people. This is the time people need them most .

Why should you be expecting any political party to donate funds to you for management of Covid-19? Are political parties profit oriented? If not, why do you expect them to donate funds to your government.

Kylekent59:
A total lock down not a partial lock down.

If shops on the streets open, then everything is useless.

Can't we all be coporative in this country?

Just two weeks we can't just close eyes and obey.

Don't you people know that retail shops would be imperilled? Onece a person who has the virus makes contact with the retailer, he / she contracts it which could be very dangerous to residents of the area.



Now I know that some Nigerians are "Mad"

You blame the president for incompetence, but here some of you are hoping for the opposite to happen.


He stated clearly 33 - 35 that all activities should be suspended; markets, streets businesses, and movements. That is a smart idea, but here we are on this forum, some people are opting for retail shops to be opened.


I read on this page, a lady who is a retailer, who wants shops on the street to be closed.


Nigerians please, comply for once. Just two weeks people are finding it difficult to obey.



As from today, I will start defending the president. Now I know where the fault comes from.

Oh shut up!

seunlayi:
This is not a good move or adjustment from the police. But it will be safer to just suspend all transactions with the street sellers for now because many of them can be careless and start spreading this virus around. An infected seller can infect every household in the street. Better to just be on your own at this time. A meal a day while you sit at home during lockdown of 2 weeks can keep one going.... A word for the wise.

Oh shut up