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threatened to expose semi nude piks of me because i broke up with him!!

first kis was unbelievable 5 kisses in one over and over. i had a big crush on the guy i was 15 he was eighteen it was in a cinemea in london our mates they watch pirates of the caribean we dey get jiggy!

uzzyan na u be the main babe u just too much!! in fact u ar now vip on this thread
dnt worry im a model got all the better airbrushed pix up der. hehehehe

as 4 onyibono1 im feeling u.

but people i hate to break this parry oh. i sent hes pik to my cus who knows evryone i mean evryone the 411 on him is that he has up to 15 gurlfrnds i mean i no say competition dey but e b like say i nor even qualify to enter self! he is still fyne as hell chaii!

construct u advice to follow this new pattern!!
im so tempted to post hes pik so u guys can enjoy--- but cmon still have my pride,
********************* my love i will marry u**********************

COME U BE PROPER NAIAJ SELF? u never here the phrase 'if loving you is a crime let me be a criminal' lol

zingnor which kain beef be dis wan na?? abi we dey fight?

COME AND HEAR OHHHHH
me:
ive seen a guy. and i think ive fallen in love! hes so good looking and i can't get hes image out of my mind  i know. i know hiss but ive helped u uys now please help bck. as for me ill say im equally good looking also and if i thot we diddnt stand a chance at all i wont be here!!!
as much as i can see he comes from a well rounded family(not a broken home) and he looks loaded. don't get me wrong im not a gold digger im actually quite comfortable but lets just say my ex really took advantage. so ive vowed never to date anyone hu can't stand on hes own two feet!

so heres the bad part.
1)   i met him on facebook and i don't know him from jack! 
2)   from hes profile and comments he has a grt sense of humour WAIT! this is v bad because my personality is my grtest weapon. im freindly and funny and always cracking up   the crowd. now this weapon don break-- e b like say im funny pass me!
3)   also im a Girl : how i go first approach boi now?
4) hes good looking competition go dey~!! this is where you come in:

please how do i approach? don't want 2 send message because ill look to needy,
i don't know eni of hes friends and the only one i know is toasting me!!(dnt worry im nt leading him on)
hes sister looks nice but will i just go there and try  to make frnds?
bumpin into him can't work because i can't send him a message by mistake abi?
how bout mkaing frnds with hes closest frn so he sees my personaliuty frm there ehen. please abeg help!!

i knw it seems like im only int in the looks yes its a plus but ive alwys treated my men right. as long as u help me get him i will treat him like a prince; massages and all u name it! guys, girls i need all of your sneaky tips!! i mean all of them[b] if na frm nigerian film oh[/b], the one u here say ure frnd do, the one wey u mama been do, all join.
abeg no tip when beyonce go fit use i never fyne reach like that yet     rhodalyn, iice,fish, seun wer una dey?   dnt worry im a big girl i can take it because i know nairaland must yab.

@haje haje
I REST MY CASE!

ohh huni delete this post!!
this is seuns nairaland no one is on ur side!

husband to be or no husband to be! i go open am

steps:
take a trip to the nearest corner shop.
by the exact same envelope
forge writing on envelope
tear open letter with might
read (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh satisfaction)
place in other envelope

fast guy nor be thief

hang up!!

ok read the thread. it does matter if:

1) u cant stand on ure own two feet you depend on her all the time

2) alwys borrowing never paying back

3) u can never cut ure coat according to ure size.

ok so if u have enough for you u dont need to hav enimore we can compromise, HOWEVERRRR if u are depending on me and im eating mama putt and u want to eat mr biggs WAHALA DEY OHH!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by by the way i havent read the thread yet. but, lets just say theres been a lot of digging for gold around my area.

hmmm!!

i cant believ as u dey see dat cross u nor they take style backslide commot room!!

well if shes persitant u can be too. ure a guy 4 goodness sake breaking up is all ure good at! just be like this is not working out bla bla bla i just need to be on my own right now. to find myself, [yeah rite]

of course yess!!!
roll up ure sleeves and get into da thing!!!! hehe

dont mean 2 be supporting him or enithing ALTHOUGH HE IS AN IDIOT for sleeping with a minor and demanding y she lied abt beign, but dont u think we should save some insults 4 da gurl here? i mean she actually did sleep with 'major' when she should still be playing with dolls, and she did lie abt beign a virgin not that that matters but it still shows she was no mary and cant keep here legs closed, i mean wat iz d world coming 2?

who goes out on a date with no intentions?

lol if its so harmless y arent u telling ure gurlfrnd?
if it needs the term 'date' hunni i think they are things on ure mind,