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amebo no 1 na u biko!!!!!
lol those are not cock and bull stories. what is so unrealisic about them? so i had a crush on two boys at 2 different times whooo what a tale!!!

@ michelin 89 u have seen my posts now havent you?

But there's one little problem: I am in a long distance relationship with another man and is engaged to him.

[size=15pt]HE IS A FREAKING CATHOLIC PRIEST!!!![/size]

please wat is up with all this fictional posts on nairaland nowadays?

you wuld see one eye catching post only to read it and realise its one dry wanna be romance novel author. wat the heck is going on?

i slept with my girlfriends sister, i met a 5'9 girl at the bus stop and we had sex, i slept with this chik now she is begging for it. WTF?

wat happened to the good ol true life stories and drama? people really in need of advice? realistic stories?
it used to be nice when 2 or 3 such stories pop up and everyone has a good laugh abt them but now its likea mojority of the posts!!


i'm back on NL after 2 months and thi is wat im greeted with. DOES ANYONE AGREE HERE?

My nephew who happens to work with movie producers

exactly how old does that make you?

missy b u must be buzzing! you will pick jim over van vicker? you sure say you dey watch nollywood movies so?

GIVE ME VAN VICKER TODAY, TOMMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER.
he is too much!!!

michelin89 dats right. if i looked like you ill try suicide 2.

addictive

anyway i nor dey worry sha. wen this one rain pass another bisness go start.

first na to open cyber cafe then to open catering branch after na beer palour then yahooze now its kidnapping
sure enough when everybody hand enter money nor go dey again.

i wonder what the next business will be?

NAIJA !!!!

Na only naija kidnappers go collect ransom still dey wait for balance. na wa o. this kidnapping bisun ess don turn to market wey dem dey collect goods on credit?

im talking to michelin 98

see who is discriminating against someone. tattafo!
was it not your pik they parraded on ini edo's weddign thread which day hear that you wanted to die?
do unto other what you want other to do unto you.

nor be say she fine pass the rita dominic self o!

With her crooked man voice that is not even steady

Chai! i concur!

@ fhemmy and hes gang,
none of these points are flawless for every man killing hes family there is one who is not and so on and so forth, you cannot generalise based on some peoples bad behaviour, morals or beliefs. the poster dis not say disadvanteges of being a nigerian she said advantages. she did not say, all nigerians are like this either.

for every good there is a bad you can go and open your thread about the disadvanteages but the fact remains there will still be advantages period.

to me these are the advantages of being a nigerian even if it is due to us not having some privileges.

i.e not living as debtors because of our banking system. the fact remains those of us who cant afford to get debts live by other means and we may borrow but we cant be compared to others who live solely on credit. when compared to those taking endless loans etc we are actually not liveins solely in debt and that is an advantage even if its still a disadvantage.

pessimistic people

@ poster it makes sense jare!!!
dont you all know times are hard? the man they think of tommorrow!!! in this wahala season with credit crunch and all he doesnt want to be supporting the family alone, who will give her job with 3rd class lets be realistic, what quality of job? naij wey job nor dey 2;1 dey fight for interview 2;2 dey shook head inside 3rd class nko? lol

@ the first few replies
who says he can't afford one million?
they have already paid one million! the kidnappers want 15 million.

err " poster am i missing something? there are white nigerians?

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poster na fool

if shes your wife it does not matter that u died on her.
but if shes not ehem, wahala dey oh

ah ah na comprehension be this wan?

@ujuan i am a woman.
maybe its the expectant gifts any money for paying bills youre looking for that is blocking your eyes.

You dont need a man to pay your bills since when was paying bills considered wooing? you mean you wnat them to slap u with money abi? Its women like you that make it hard for women like me to find a good man not looking to buy my love. lazy unresponsive women looking for who will pay thier bills and take them to exotic resaturants. If all youre gonna use the eductaion you are now privileged to have to sit at home and wait for a man to pay all ure bills why do we fight everyday for equality?

And most of all how bout the ones who cant pay the bills nko?
they will start wooing again once lazy women like yoursleves get up and show them they are worth beign wooed!

What happened to those days that guys pay bills

financial meltdown happened ^{nairaland and its many gold diggers!!!!!!!}

wat the hell are these people doing self? wont they go back home?? they will rather die?
'oh my home, oh my home when shall i see my home?' they arent keeping you as slaves they are trying to send you home!!!! the irony!

what the hell is wrong with nigerians that is a communist country they are ruthless! if you are willing to travel u better be willing to follow the laws of that country its as simple as that! otherwise sit at home!
they will never sieze to disgrace us this is why no one can bring out green passport nowadays!

na2day u re stubborn oh!! diddnt they ban u frm this thread?

lol who's gonna shag someone who they find isnt wearing underwear in the first place

@thief of hearts u never jam

Gawd!
u dont go ther and leave without ure underwear!!!!!!!!
when u go with a guy and spend the night u suALYY PACK OVERNIGHT BAG!
Jeez! at least if ur going to be movign the relationship forward u guys should already be on a level where uve come to hes house and slept over a cople of times. At least for me sha. so you dont just go and vist a boy and leave ur pant behind you actually have an overnight bag and mostly u wash it and hang it somewhere.

more quotes:

Yes she does because she is signed to Jay Z's rockafella label and Jay Z is a satanist. In her song "umbrella" she admitted that the song has a deeper meaning from what people think. If you are REALLY REALLY REALLY intelligent, study the song carefully and you'll realise that she is talking about being possessed and she is possessed by a demon/s called rainman who Jay Z mentions in the song when he says "Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?".
In actual fact it's rainman who is talking in this sentence through Jay Z because why would Jay Z call himself
When she is singing in this song, she'll be actually talking about her relationship with rainman but people think she is singing about her lover or something. rainman is also talking to her saying "When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend"
he also says "You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed"
so basically she sold her soul for fame and fortune and the devil promised her all these things and she believed his lies when he was lying to her. He was just using her to spread the word of evil and you can see by the way she dresses and acts nowadays. She dresses like a prostitute and when shes singing she just touches herself *eeww*

In disturbia she talks about how she is possessed with rainman and she is struggling and she wants to get out of the curse. She even warns viewers by saying "Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise" because she made a wrong decision and she didn't think things through first before she sold her soul so her life is not same anymore and she is controlled by the demons that possess her and she doesn't have control over her decisions but "they" do. Be careful with the kind of music you listen to because almost every musician is involved with this kind of thing and the devil uses them because he know that music has the biggest influence over people.

To ma utmost dismay nobody even talk bou the whole STD issue, I learnt rihanna was cheating on him and got him infected wiv some STD's dunno which tho

hmm they don come again!!

*jumps around three times and stabs chickens heart*
i've removed it

@ ebila
nothing oh. im currently very much in love
but think abt it. Evryone describes love as somthing else. . so wat the hell is love?

posakosa
who is james bassey?

@ posakosa
yeah i pasted it again and many others just to get the thread rolling again.
and no i dint see the signs. first we were friends. . it soooooo should have ended there!